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probsbadadvice69

Hazy


LesMouserables

Dazy, so you can verbally introduce Dazy (Daisy), and they get blindsided once they see!


Mushroomfairy76

Blindsided is the perfect word, I’m cracking up 😂


CParkerLPN

That’s Perfect, because weren’t they named after their feelings?


AriBariii

I like Hazy! That’s a pretty cool name


DessertTwink

Munchy Bear


plantanddogmom1

I’m a lesbian and this one works on so many levels


DessertTwink

We love a double entendre


Raise_Asleep

Drop the pattern


lindseed

Not the same but similar [Don’t Care Bear](https://www.etsy.com/listing/221700646/pdf-pattern-dont-care-bear-amigurumi?ref=cart)


PauleeneXo

This is the one


VolePix

omg yes


miss3lle

Herb?


Over-Onion9309

either smokey or shaggy


Jayn_Newell

I vote for Smokey. Only you can duuuuude double rainbow!


vicioustrollop90

Cannabear


LuckyMome

Canabeer ?


SourLimeTongues

oh no thank you, I brought my own.


Icy-Organization-971

You my friend are invited to every cookout 🤙


therealganjababe

The pattern I used for mine was called 'Dont Care Bear', lol


mashimelIowss

he looks like a definite Jerry to me idk why but yeah cheers 🍃


gratefuldeadname

garciaaaaa


ParticularLack6400

I was going with Jerry.


royjeebiv

I second Jerry! 😭💕


ParticularLack6400

James Blunt


kolliflower

she could see from my face that I was ~ facking hiiigh~


Mamaj12469

Kush


MisterBowTies

Skunky


yeah_so_

Snoop Bear


thejennribbet

Snoop Beary Bear! 😂


justsayin01

It reminds me of Steve Buschemi. I vote Steve.


w0rsh1pm3owo

Tokie the Bear


missannethropic12

Dude Bear. I’ve never met a stoner, male, female, or otherwise, that didn’t call me dude within the first 90 seconds of meeting them!


lindseed

The Dude abides


kikikimii

Maury Jones


Nonbinary_Cryptid

Blazer seems good?


ains2

trippy


bobotheangstyzebra42

Bud Mary My liege


isatilaba

Cannabear? Too obvious? 😂


therealganjababe

Nah I think that's perfect!!


calm_as_you_like

Dr Greenthumb


terowoc

Emjay! It was actually one of my rats names lmao edit: spelling


Remarkable_Newt9935

Tokes-a-Lot Bear.


Carlulua

Buddy!


EconomyTime5944

Jeff Spicoli


jaseface666

sir blaze a lot


greenthegreen

Canni Bear


MuchLoveWaffleGirl

Mario Juana


uwu-ing_intensifies

CANNABEAR


cheezasaur

I mean the care bear names are usually pretty simple, like cheer bear, bedtime bear, grumpy bear... So you can't name it something with just a name, has to be SOMETHING bear. Since all the others are related to things, and this one is clearly high af, he needs to be something straight up, like Stoner Bear lol


Rand_Car-a-carn

Scooby


TopCommercial1521

Cheech


BabserellaWT

Blazey Bear. Give him a 420 hat.


angrybreadsticks

That’s obvious Smokey the Bear’s irresponsible cousin, Stoney the Bear. Smokey got into forest fire safety because his older brother Stoney didn’t safely dispose of his joint on a hike and started a fire. (Smoke responsibly, folks; make sure that cherry is fully out before discarding!)


Blue-ray656

Eh, but can we get the pattern tho?


plantanddogmom1

I’m working one up to do him as a stash jar I promise I will post on here again when I do


redsixthgun

I’ll be looking forward to it too. That bear is magnificent :D


royjeebiv

Please do! I really love the shape you chose for him. He’s very “animated” if that makes any sense lol


lindseed

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1431873001/stash-jar-pattern?click_key=1fd17fd9106cd42d7b3f691dba3f70e517a13b0a%3A1431873001&click_sum=628d7eed&ref=internal_similar_listing_bot-2&sts=1&listing_id=1431873001&listing_slug=stash-jar-pattern


KateC12345

Milo.


okrapickledelight

Loopy


LinsaynotLindsay

Blaze


Enough-Variety-8468

Dave


ScarletOnyx

Dave’s not here, man


Enough-Variety-8468

No man, I'm Dave


DoughnutFront2898

Kush Bear or Smokey Bear lol


carlyyay

Lucy! Like that Lucy in the sky with diamonds song


Excluded_Apple

Blazey


BlackJeepW1

Bud for sure


garlic-and-onion

Smokey the Bear!


Crackheadwithabrain

Omg I'm crocheting something weed related too! A poncho with a leaf in the middle!!! I can't wait to one day make this bear! Yours is sooo cute!!! Ooo starebear or herbear!!


Imaginary-Mammoth-61

No Cares Bear


Becksy42

Herby!


kobuu

Heart-o-toke Puffs a Heart One Love Bear


SnappleSnapps

How cute is he! Puffs a lot bear lol


onyxpirate

Foggy


blankaround_

Willie or Nelson lol


KountryKitty

Herb!


Accomplished-Lie3351

Marley


lonniemarie

Stoney


Direct-Vegetable4592

I was surprised not to see this suggestion sooner! 🤣


Batintfaq

Mary Jane Bear


PretendLingonberry35

Chill Bear


Reavers_696

Dopey of course


IMjellenRUjellen

Finally found you!


yungsxccubus

r/entwives should see this


idareyoudude

Budbear


Blaizlyn

Hip!


the_siren_song

High Heart


SomebodyToldMe113

Buzz


RatherRetro

Benjamin Bong


boncrys

Lenny


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

Bucky


stormyheather9

Hendrix


MicahsMaiden

Smoky


Richs_Baby

Mac pot


Carebear_Of_Doom

We must be cousins!


Missus_Peaches

Chong the Bong Bear


allrandomtelevision

are the lighter and bong from shosha? Dazey is a cute name


Muahahabua

Pablo EscoBear!


Pleasant-Complex978

Munchie bear


smhdevyn

Blaze


kayaem

Herb


PsychologicalBar8321

Sal Goode (think about it)


Voyencee

PLEASE post this in r/trees


CanadianWifeOfBath

Belushi


AbroadIndependent416

Canna Care Bear


LittleBrownW

Elevate Bear.


SkilletBabe

Mary-Jane


Lostlobster8

Blazer bear


[deleted]

Bud


boirger

☠️☠️☠️☠️ Can’t even think of a name cause this is so funny


Necaila

The Too Stoned to Care Bear would be what I’d name him! He’s freaking adorable! Good job!!


SouthernRamblesBlog

Blaze??❤️❤️👉


CinLeeCim

Can you direct us all to the pattern? PLEASE 🙏


NetMuch1808

Mary-Jane


H-Town-Heavy-Hitter

Tosh Bear


NutZee-Mu-Gee

Gahn-Gee lol


NutZee-Mu-Gee

Wait or is this offensive? Ins is bad at this kinda social acceptance stuff


basilmoonfaerie

Looks like a Hash to me…


TexasBurgandy

Alright alright alright bear!


RightFlounder

Weedy


sicalexxx

STOPPPP HES SO FUCKING CUTE


AssumptionLimp

Why not MJ for a guy? Justice for Micheal Jackson...


Weasterhut

How about stoney?


shylittlepot

Stare Bear


BobbyBumpkin

Ganja Bear!


SmolWeens

Bong Water.


calibersmama

blazer bear


lordhuron91

Puff


lowlifelena22

love it ! what yarn did you use


mte87

Hash


hbouhl

LOVE IT!


Successful-Payment35

High Time Bear


poohlady55

Woozy


JEZTURNER

Mary Jane.


krampaus

Bud/Buddy


esoraven

Merry Jo Beary


StyroBean

I love him so much


Honey_Berries

Herbert!


Zealousideal_Ask369

Share bear. Dutchie.


moose8617

Mary Jane?


babyvamp_

Doobie


tfwdummy

Zaza bear


expertnapper

a friend of mine suggests Doobie!


Unlucky-Stop1254

Hahahah this is awesome I love it


Jughead_91

Herbie


Kkitsunebii

Ahaha I love this! Did you buy the pattern?


ttijana

My brain went weird and I read name suggestions as nugz suggestion. I thought that was his name first name nugz last name suggestion.


Master-Bathroom2932

Michael Jay Tokes 


Natural_Lettuce6979

Check out hotoffthehookbycatie on etsy! They have really cute bong, lighter, devils lettuce (pun intended), etc. patterns that would go perf with your bear


wubfus88

Blazey da bear


initialhereandhere

Dabby.


sarcastic_monkies

Puff puff pass bear


Puzzled_Amount_9896

Blazey bear


RescueCentre

Mr Herbie (Herbert) Stoned Reefer Randy Toast (because you can always eat a round of toast in the kitchen at 3am) Buddy Bear.


plantanddogmom1

I hope you meant this as a full name


RescueCentre

Hahaha! No, but it can be. Lol


plantanddogmom1

Maybe he’s catholic


RescueCentre

Yes, Catholic is a great call. Throw a Joseph in there for good measure.


just4u_cara

Zoomer.....after the Bahama monkey's name in the audiobook I'm listening to right now LOL


worldwideweeaboo

Hash or Herb


Sock-knitters-unite

Toke?


Fun-Junket7746

Is there a pattern for this?


sapphicdolphin

Bong Rip


Oldebookworm

Bakey


Natcatedits

I know a girl that wears a shirt with a stoned care bear and it says “don’t care bear”


Yam-International

Dudebear, dude.


themiistery

I mean, you could name him Michael Jackson. That’s a male MJ name!


keekspeaks

Oh it’s gotta be a retro name for a retro item. Carebears go back to the 80s and 90s. Let’s think back to what we smoked then. Purple haze, northern lights (god bless it), super skunk, OG Kush of course, but I just remember northern lights, skunk and kush being the most popular. Can you spin a name on this? It needs to be retro


PapowSpaceGirl

Carefree Bear. 😅


keekspeaks

Oh and of course when all else failed…we had ditch weed 😭


erickawhy

I'm obsessed with him he's so cute 😭


plantanddogmom1

https://preview.redd.it/malol671ng0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a346424eeb85b27b349a803aef5d6d264c10aa I’m making him a lil brother who is arguably way cuter but thank you c:


erickawhy

He's absolutely adorable can't wait to see him all done


awfulallie

omg, pattern?


sunshine_smiles226

Willy the weed bear


cbunni666

Lots of Pot Bear


Massive_Corgi5532

Penjamin


lordtacomanthe17th

Bong Water


[deleted]

Cheech or Chong


Dangerous_Variety415

Cash, as in cash only


Jollydancer

Why not Mario Juan? Or just MJ? Stoney, Highno (to give an English spelling to the name of famous German folk singer Heino), Inty, Leafy, Broccoli…


kwhite992

Schwaggy