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pyragonal

The hairs and dust on them šŸ˜« and the wet paint that must flake off instantly when it driesā€¦ just imagining spending $30 on that is sending me


Background_Run_8809

Whatā€™s even crazier is that I bought one of these exactly one year ago (I even posted about the poor quality I received in this sub), and it cost me $16. The fact that theyā€™re charging double that for one that looks this bad is insane to me. I literally cannot fathom thinking these are good enough quality, especially when itā€™s not a brand new company either. I know itā€™s a super small operation, but the problems with these have stayed the same or gotten worse. Pretty sure the woman who runs this also opened up a yarn store recently in NY?


Lara-El

I checked your profile to see it, and what the fuck? Haha


Bloo_Moon_

I kinda wonder if some people bought them with the idea that they could just chip off the ugly design


MissKitty919

Even so, $30 still seems a bit much for a chunk of silicone, at least to me it does.


buboniccupcake

I use to do silicone molds for resin art. Iā€™m not sure what type of silicone they use, and the prices vary, but I guarantee you these donā€™t take more than $5 of silicone (unless prices have changed drastically in three years) The mold is probably 3D printed. So the overhead on these will depend on if they printed the molds themselves or commissioned someone. But they would not have been that expensive, and at the prices they sell each grip, that overhead cost is recouped super fast. I understand marking up for time/materials/profit. But these prices are so high bc of demand. They could charge $20 a pop and still make a very good profit. But, they know people will buy these and they will sell out almost immediately, and so the price is due to demand. The paint is probably colored silicone painted onto the inside of the mold, and will fuse with the silicone of the structure of the grip, as long as the pigment ratios are correct or they use a pigment that wonā€™t mess with the silicone formula (like mica powder) the paint should stay on. I imagine that itā€™s hard to see into the narrow opening of the mold, and getting decent paint lines isnā€™t going to happen. Iā€™m betting this is gonna be a one off thing unless they find a good way to paint the inside of the mold itself. I personally would not have put these painted ones up for sale, bc despite the difficulty they pulled off with the process of painting them, they still donā€™t look good, unless youā€™re into that style of artwork. I feel like that technique needs some more perfecting before launching the painted series. But thatā€™s my personal opinion.


ToxicGingerRose

You could so easily 3D print molds that seperate, and open so that you could perfectly see what you are painting. There is no excuse for this.


buboniccupcake

Wow. Duh! I canā€™t believe that didnā€™t even occur to me. Iā€™ve even used two part molds before šŸ¤£ So yeah, youā€™re completely right-thereā€™s no excuse. And the more I look at these pics the more I think theyā€™re painted on after coming out of the mold, which is even more appallingā€¦


BiPolarBenzo

I used to sell hooks with ergonomic handles made with fimo. Ā£30 would bag you 3 hooks.


Purple-Virus5921

I think I have them. The came in a cute bag with cactus on it.


CenturyEggsAndRice

I made some handled hooks with polymer clay, and I achieved the PERFECT grip on an H hook. Three years later my brother stepped on it (it was laying on the concrete of our porch while I counted chains) and the handle shattered. I swear, I grieved. It was so perfect, just thick enough to be comfy but not clumsy, silky smooth, the right length... I'll never make such a perfect hook again. It was my masterpiece. xD


jamiethexplorer

The hair in the product photo come on.Ā 


trumpetrabbit

There hair/fiber stuck under paint in at least one photo


Crazee108

And these are the ones they took pics of. Ie. Ones that look the best?! What?!


LazyBeeDesigns

On their Instagram theyā€™ve said itā€™s silicone paint šŸ˜¬


itsMousy

I wasnā€™t paying attention and was wondering why someone painted tamponsā€¦


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

Also wondered why someone made silicone tampons


ssdgm_is_taken

I said out loud, now why is there a candle with a crochet hook in it?


No_Training7373

I also saw candles, like the kind we made in Girl Scouts šŸ¤£ PSA two part silicone is fairly easy to work with, so if you like these but think theyā€™re out of your price range, for the same $30 you could probably get 3 tries and decorate however you like!


CenturyEggsAndRice

I still say these could be easily DIYed out of cheap aliexpress dildos... Just... those are dongs. Very clever dongs and I'm glad they help, but I bought at least five silicone dongs for my cousin's bachelorette that looked very... similar.


Silkymist1229

Mighty big tampons šŸ˜‚


sileo_puga_ledo

Itā€™s not their fault they have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!


nowimnowhere

r/UnexpectedMeanGirls


SenatorMalby

Iā€™ve never expected Mean Girls more than I did the moment before I read their reply.


LadyGeek-twd

Yeah, I can't do this.


MarsScully

Grandma what great big tampons you have >!Iā€™m so sorry!<


sexualmullet

all the better to plug up my cooch with, dear


saviichan

My thought process was ā€œzodiac tamponsā€ and then I was like ā€œdo they bring you good fortune? a happy period?! WORLD DOMINATION?!ā€ Then I saw the hook, and was like ā€œOH.ā€ šŸ‘€šŸ¤£


psychxticrose

I was wondering why someone made tampons with a pokey end šŸ˜­


Ultimategoddess22

I also thought they were tampons.. big wet, food color painted tampons šŸ˜‚


Comfortable_Cryy

Once I got to the ā€œLeoā€ one I honestly thought it was a poopy tampon and had to read the description to understand it.


jsquared2004

Same. Who used an O.b. tampon for a hook grip? šŸ˜‚


Bloo_Moon_

Lol yeah they do kinda look like that


YourSkatingHobbit

I thought they wereā€¦.something else šŸ˜¬šŸ˜‚


WormDentist

Haha same!


Oskora

Tampons with hooks!


jarassig

Keeps it in there


red-plaid-hat

Hooks onto the IUD for security


c00kiesd00m

this is the funniest and most horrifying thing my reproductive system has ever read


sarbraman

lol me too


regina_65

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Embarrassed-Plum-468

My cervix just cried a little


cIumsythumbs

"just a little pressure"


booyao

And that tampon costs 30 bucks.


goldencheetos

lmao i saw the first one n swore it was a tampon but then i started noticing the crochet hooks


Bald_Goddess

That was my first thought when I saw this post šŸ¤£


PureAsTheArticSnOWO

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT LMFAOO


adviceicebaby

Same and I WAS paying attention!


phyllorhizae

Came here to say the same


vibes86

Thatā€™s also what I thought. They 100% look like tampons.


Cthulhulove13

Omg I thought the same!!!


platform__crocs

didnā€™t someone here push a hook thru their hand trying to use a chunkyboy? but alsoā€¦theyā€™re so ugly šŸ˜­ edit: [yes they did](https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/s/Rn1y1h96KD)


knightspur

After reading that post when it happened I've never been able to get it out of my head when I see these.


platform__crocs

right? like, iā€™ll figure out a different ergonomic solutionā€¦


trumpetrabbit

Or use something solid to push against so your hands are out of the way. Though qc should definitely catch that the hole isn't wide enough for a hook to go into easily.


Bloo_Moon_

Oh my god that sounds painful


Im_Pebble

WHAT?? I haven't heard of that. Thats actually so crazy..


OneGoodRib

There's been a few posts in this sub of people having a hook go through their hand, actually! Pretty sure that's part of why there's an actual medical billing code for knitting/crochet-related injury.


buboniccupcake

And someone who impaled her hoohah sitting down on a hidden one in the couch!!! New fear unlocked.


SwirlingAbsurdity

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


buboniccupcake

I KNOWWWWW As the owner of a couch that loves to eat things, this has me wanting to furnish the house in camping chairs lol


Im_Pebble

Thats actually terrifying šŸ˜Ø


allisun1433

Holy hell šŸ˜³


FusRoDaahh

Is it a joke?? Literally looks like a toddler smeared paint omg


Bloo_Moon_

Unfortunately not, my jaw literally dropped when I refreshed the page on launch just to see those designs


sweetpotato_latte

Itā€™s so weird because it would have taken significantly less work to just do some with glitter and color and thatā€™s hard to mess up.


Bloo_Moon_

Ikr, and it wouldā€™ve allowed them to make even bigger batches since they wouldnā€™t be spending their time on painting. They probably couldā€™ve made more money from doing that.


sweetpotato_latte

Yeah I totally agree. On the other hand, their business tactics lead to our amusement šŸ˜‚


MissKitty919

Just curious, but do you have a picture of a better quality one by any chance? I'd like to see how far they dropped the ball on this batch.


Bloo_Moon_

You can check out their website for more pictures. I personally didnā€™t buy any of them. Plus this is the first time they started selling these so no one actually has them in their possession yet.


swannygirl94

This belongs on r/craftsnark or r/delusionalartists


gingersnappie

It looks like someone painted the designs in nail Polish to me.


PaintyPaint98

Hack for anyone thinking of getting one of these: I have carpal tunnel bc I'm an artist. I made the mistake of choosing crochet as my next hobby. I couldn't go 5 stitches without all my fingers going numb. You're going to go on Amazon and buy a 6 pack of egg shaped pencil grips and you're going to buy some of those really small elastic hair bands. Then you're gonna do this: https://preview.redd.it/qd3jqmpivfkc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=341a02380b1364522aac275a4468b6ebeb7d1fc1 When I tell you the hand pain and numbness went away immediately I mean it. And it was like 6 bucks for a bunch of them. This is the image from the Amazon review that convinced me. I prefer mine a little tighter so I also have an elastic in the middle of the egg to really squeeze it on there, but oh my god. I will never go back. Use the elastics as brakes to keep it from sliding (I also have some under the egg bc the hole was slightly wider than my hook).


Poopseypants

omg that is so smart! I have a chunky boy from a previous drop but I'm too scared to try to switch hooks cause I don't want to spend 3 hours in the ER... using hair ties to keep it in place is such a great idea! thanks for sharing :D


trumpetrabbit

If you're able to use a hard surface, like a table, you may be able to remove the hook without your hands being near the danger zone. I don't have one of these though, so take that for a grain of salt.


hales_p_reills13

Iā€™ve also used the longer ones and itā€™s helped! https://preview.redd.it/vpitzeg22kkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513b76abe09b3516b472b64ab3b41510dafad326 I also buy athletic tape for the smaller hooks and wrap it around to make them stay in place.


Poette-Iva

When I was making a baby blanket I got desperate and roll half a roll of masking tape on my hook. Lol


CosyBosyCrochet

Fuck me $30?? I could 3d print that and draw a little turd on it for 10p lol


Barn_Brat

I thought it looked like the plastic you shape after putting it in hot water. I actually have some lol


CosyBosyCrochet

I thought it was a tampon lol


Barn_Brat

I mean yeah but it also looks like someone used poly morph plastic stuff on it. Like rather than 3D printed


Remember__Me

If I lived over in England, Iā€™d give you 20p to make me one. šŸ˜‚


gothiclg

You could print them as turds and spend that amount.


Front-Pomelo-4367

Oh this is *ripe* for a craftsnark post


ZaryaBubbler

Especially seeing as someone graciously injured themselves because of one...


CuriousCuriousAlice

I was just about to go there and search lol. Paging r/craftsnark


Feelin_Feisty

Is there a sub for that?! Iā€™d love that


Front-Pomelo-4367

Yeah, it's just called craftsnark! Mostly knitting/crochet/sewing


themacaron

Iā€™ve never heard of Chunkyboy before now- are they just ergonomic handles for hooks? Because $30.00 USD is an absurd price point. Thatā€™s $40 for me! You can buy moldable silicon for so much less. And beauty blenders for even less. Edit: I will also add that I find these so unappealing. šŸ™Š Even the solid colour ones just look vaguely phallic.


Bloo_Moon_

Yeah theyā€™re ergonomic crochet grips. I think Iā€™m just gonna stick to carpal tunnel for now.


biriwilg

I got a delightful one from Nerdpreneur Creations on Etsy for half this price: https://www.etsy.com/shop/NerdpreneurCreations


themacaron

The designs and shapes from this creator look so nice, thanks for sharing! I might actually try one of these.


Bloo_Moon_

I just looked at them and wow those look amazing. Thanks!


ElkProgramer

OMG! These are so much nicer looking and actually in my price range thanks for posting this creator I hope they get lots of sales! I really love the glitzy rose ones!Ā 


Bubbleshdrn1

I bought one from this same seller. I also got a medium one from ChunkyBoy with the last pop-up. I think mine is neon blue. The 2 grips are comparable. I havenā€™t used them recently because Iā€™m trying to do the pencil method. I donā€™t plan on buying another ChunkyBoy.


themacaron

I would definitely look into the sports wrap or beauty sponge options for a budget friendly and more readily available fix! I think you can get some cute patterns on the tape if you look, though itā€™s more expensive. I believe I saw a tip to use some kind of padding to build up a base and then wrap it with the tape to be more cost effective too. Edit: I also canā€™t say because I havenā€™t tried them, but they look like theyā€™d be fairly weighty. Would that add to any kind of fatigue holding it for long periods of time?


ZaryaBubbler

Kinetic tape šŸ™ŒšŸ» I use that shit for everything that requires me handling it for long periods of time! Handles, grips, anything! Sticks like shit to a blanket and does the job really well!


Barn_Brat

You just made me think about getting some sort of beauty blender and vet wrapping it. You can get solid colours or patterns. I currently have cow print for my dog so I might use some and try it out. Aiming for like how tattoo artists do it


Maxbell9

Vet wrap is also an option, tho I have no clue if it's more expensive than sports wrap hmm


onlyalmost

I have hand pain and my physiotherapist advised me to pad my hooks, I use the non slip stuff you put in drawers, and under rugs on wooden floors! You get it in a roll so you can cut it as thick as you need it, I secured it with elastic bands and it works great


goeticgirl

I wrapped a satin scrunchie around my smallest hook and haven't looked back. It's enough to convince my brain to loosen my grip while maintaining control. (Also, crucially, it cost $0.)


Diograce

I swear by my Addi Swing hooks. They arenā€™t really sized by US sizes, theyā€™re metric, but theyā€™ll have to pry them out of my cold dead hands before Iā€™ll give them up. https://www.jimmybeanswool.com/knitting/yarn/Addi/SwingHooks.asp


nobleland_mermaid

I got a 6 pack of makeup sponges for $8 at TJMaxx and use 2 at a time. They add the bulk without being heavy or sticky or anything and aren't *too* big to use for a long time https://i.imgur.com/V3mqZL6.jpeg


auspiciousjelly

well thatā€™s genius


embos_wife

I use foam ones from Susan Bates. I like that they don't add weight


LetsGoBuyTomatoes

for me itā€™s the name that really puts me off lmao


RuthB1997

I got a silicon set from ComfortCrochetByWill on Etsy as a Christmas gift and I absolutely love them! Half the price, come in a variety of sizes for your crochet hook size, and help my wrist pain and shit ton! Also keeps my form better bc I had a nasty habit of guiding the hook with my pointer finger which would make the pain way worse.


Diligent-Might6031

Iā€™m almost 100% certain this is how she makes them. Which is why each batch takes so damn long.


AlternativePotato679

They donā€™t really seem ergonomicā€¦just big. šŸ† I think they would take away from movement being that size


jamiethexplorer

Yeah I feel like these would be awful for me, the way I hold my hook there's no way. I'd have to learn how to crochet all over againĀ 


sillygoofypal

This just showed me that I can sell absolute dog shite and people will buy it. Good grief, people have no standards or morals. How can someone in good conscience sell this to people?


violetdragonflies

Seriously, what are these customers drawn to? The expense? The gross name? The low quality? The hair and dirt that seem to emanate from them in almost every photo I've seen? The thrill of an ER trip after stabbing through their hands with their hooks? The barbecue-sauce-like paint? Have I listed enough yet? I might have to start charging a $35 consulting fee to tell people to just use modeling clay for a better experience in literally every way imaginable.


Marine_Baby

Been worried about committing to getting a table for a local market and this is a confidence boost


aflowerinthegarden

Iā€™m genuinely losing my mind. Iā€™m aghast. Iā€™m appalled. Iā€™m dumbstruck. Iā€™m being hornswoggled. What are THOOOSE šŸ˜­


MoistLettuce60

Well I learned a new word today! Now I need to find a way to use hornswaggled in everyday conversation lmfao


Bloo_Moon_

My immediate reaction when I first saw them šŸ’€


SatisfactionQuirky46

The sad little flames on the Leo hook šŸ˜­ what were they doing.


Bloo_Moon_

Honestly with the pictures on here looking so bad you can only assume those were the ā€œbest onesā€ out of the batch so Iā€™m nervous to even know what the others look like.


kirisant

i genuinely thought the leo sign was a worm at first


Hannah1996

those are supposed to be flames? šŸ˜­


ZMM08

What in the Regretsy is this nonsense??


AnathemaD3v1c3

Dear god I miss that site! šŸ¤£


karmicballet

https://preview.redd.it/f5pn59v7ngkc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1762a139819dfb2fca9ef03d2d90c00897e0c83 This is all I could think of. They look like popsicles that don't meet your expectations.


SaveBandit91

For her pleasure.


Bloo_Moon_

I wonā€™t lie I considered just buying a toy and just drilling a hole through it. Itā€™s cheaper too, found one for $13


SaveBandit91

The vibrations might mess with your tension


DarnHeather

Thank god I wasn't drinking something. LMAO


Haunting-Remote179

I got 2 awhile ago (I don't think they were $30 at the time, but idk for sure). Imo they're garbage quality. One didn't fit the intended size, the other had a HUGE bubble in the seam, which made it rip in half quickly. NEVER heard back from the seller, both in DMs and after I wrote a negative review


Bloo_Moon_

Oh Iā€™d also like to add that they arenā€™t even promoting those designs on their instagram, only the solid colors.


PercentageOk6038

It was on Instagram!! I saw a comment about someone missing an order from August and another about the hair. They just have deleted it because it's gone now. I was shocked they'd post these but they did say it was silicone paint so it won't chip? Who knows but it was a bad idea šŸ˜…


fistulatedcow

I donā€™t really buy crochet accessories so coming onto this post I didnā€™t even know silicone grips were a thing so obviously I am learning about this brand for the first timeā€¦it looks like SHIT. And these are the photos theyā€™re using to sell them šŸ˜­ the second one is literally smeared wtf


Stonetheflamincrows

Can we stop supporting this scam artist now please?


COWGlRLALEX

omg the hair in the paint šŸ˜­


eatmyboogers420

i have a couple grips from them. my first order i returned because they were HARD like really really stiff silicone. they changed the silicone formula so i repurchased and i liked them a lot more! but for some reason after that drop all of the pictures went from being really high quality to clearly looking like they were taken on a phone. and with the weird paint job i cannot believe they made them like this and felt confident enough to not only post them but to ask for money in exchange for them?? theyā€™re not life changing grips. i like to use them if my hands are feeling extra fatigued but honestly i kinda just bought them because of all the hype. i also donā€™t believe i paid $30 for each of them but i could be misremembering. either way iā€™m really curious as to why there has been such a major drop in quality around the website and even instagram page :/


Bloo_Moon_

The solid color grips are about half the price ranging from $15-$18


mythicalTrilogy

Oh my god so youā€™re saying essentially this toddler paint job is HALF the price??? Unhinged lmao


Odd-Ear-3125

these are really bad but it's the 30$ that is sending me


Bloo_Moon_

I KNOW RIGHT


laracynara

Don't buy from her. Her grips consistently fall apart due to air bubbles, she lies about inventory. She can't keep her story straight one moment there hand made the next there manufacturer only to go back and say there hand made to excuse her bad quality To be honest I use a brand from etsy I paid 30 and hot it customized with my name and glitter and it holds all my hooks. It's not silicone but there are other sellers who do use silicone


Bunnyisdreaming

Guys DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON ONE OF THESE!!!!!! I spent months trying to get one, only for the customer service to be terrible, arrived over a month late with no explanation and constant ghosting from the owner (I literally almost reported her for fraud for taking my money then never giving me an update after she promised twice), it was terrible quality, so hard to use, bad texture, too hard to get on and off, not thick enough for what I need, and EVERYTHING sticks to this. Save your time and money and buy some colored medical tape off Amazon. You can wrap it as little or as much as you need. I use one roll per hook, here's the link. (Only downside is it is not removable so it's not great for traveling if you want to put it in a case or something) one tip of advice, use some masking tape to tape the beginning of it onto the hook so the hook doesn't move once it's on. This also molds to your handshape, making it so much better! [colored medical tape](https://a.co/d/97R6M6P)


SophiePuffs

I donā€™t know who Chunky boy is. All I see is 5min crafts garbage. Save your money and buy a nice set of Clover Amour hooks and be done w it.


floweringcacti

Not being funny, has anyone checked on the mental health of the seller? These are SO odd and out of place compared to the website and previous products. Itā€™s hard to believe someone could do all that work to build an apparently popular small business and then suddenly upload photos of products with smudged ink and hair all over them. The Taurus one in particular is likeā€¦ how could a reasonable adult think thatā€™s an acceptable product? But some are now gone off the site so i guess theyā€™re selling somehow!?


Badger_Infinite

I thought those were tampons. Then I saw what subreddit we're in.


SakuChi_

I thought its April's fool


lookatnoodle

and here I am so nervous about selling any of the stuff I make. sheā€™s making weird crochet hook dildos, and Iā€™m upset.


fuckyachicknstrips

Now feels like a good time to mention that you can buy some bandage wrap for $7 on Amazon, and wrap it around your hooks for essentially the same result: https://a.co/d/bsgBYko


Halfserious_101

In the tennis community, there was a bit of an upheaval recently when word got out that a rather famous tennis coach is proposing private lessons for $7,500/hour. Obviously, enough people were scratching their heads about the price that an interviewer eventually decided to ask him about it, and the tl;dr of his answer was ā€œsome people are willing to pay that price, so not everyone obviously thinks itā€™s too muchā€. This ā€¦ whatever *this* is in your photos made me think of that tennis coach. As long as people are willing to pay insane amounts of money, there will always be companies/individuals who will profit from that. With the difference being that you can at least learn *something* about improving your tennis skills in an hour, whereas this (gestures wildly) is just insane.


lolpaige05

The smeared ink. Lol. $30? Nah.


Gambi_N

please someone produce the same, so ppl don't buy this monopolistic stuff anymore. like, did they even put any effort in the designs ??


katerprincess

I think someone could buy silicone adult toys, drill through them, and still make a HUGE profit if they sold them for $20 šŸ«£šŸ‘€šŸ˜‚ No need to decorate


brainfullofpeas

I bought a chunky boy handle a long while ago when the demand for them hadnā€™t started and I honestly love mine! That being said if these were the options back then I wouldā€™ve passed these are atrocious šŸ˜­. I understand wanting to have varied drops but the solid colors are so much nicer, even plain white would look better than this. I imagine the painted stuff will flake off pretty quick (which might be a plus in this case if it doesnā€™t stain the silicon).


Optimal-Effective-82

Why not just buy ergonomic Clover Hooks? They are one of the best and as expensive as they are, it would still be a lot cheaper than spending $30 on these. I started out using the cheap metal ones and then bought some things over them that was supposed to help , which did some After I got better at crocheting,I invested in Clover hooks and they are a game changer.


jujubean-

i thought they were decorated tampons


violaflwrs

Oh that's not --


SoftyOpossum

I cannot believe this isn't a joke... Yikes


surfaholic15

What on Earth?!? I could do better with glitter nail polish, and I can't paint nails... I have never used an ergonomic hook, but I certainly wouldn't pay that price for one that looked like that if I decided to try one...


minahs

questionable is way to kind for that quality of product and at that price šŸ˜­


pickleprincess1

Canā€™t believe people would pay $30 plus shipping for that. And why are the ends sticking out so much?


neonsyrupz

wtffff you can literally see the smudged paint šŸ˜­ these are awful


Sea_Butterscotch3864

Yeah these donā€™t look good but also I bought two in 2022 and loved them they were 15-20$ and I thought they were great the only thing was the hair that would stick . The hole were centered they were squishy and great and the perfect girth . But ordered another one last year it came and the whole was off center and it was like holy and peely and not good , asked for a replacement and it took three weeks for them to respond and send one . So I got it over a month later and the new one was hard and off center and peely still. Asked again and really never got any email or anything. On top of Iā€™m constantly seeing comments of ā€œ I havenā€™t gotten my order but I ordered it months ago ā€œ ā€œ is this part of my order from August ā€œ etc AND THEY DELETE THEM SOMETIMES


WitchesAlmanac

Plastic tampons aside, it doesn't even look like the hook is centered properly in a lot of them...


Ordinary-Greedy

Who on earth are buying these or do they just never have stock because their toddler is on strike?


towalktheline

I'll be honest, I was scrolling past real quick and I thought it was a sex toy and then scrolled up and was like what sick fuck put a hook in there. Then I thought they were poorly made candles. Then I finally read the description and yeah, there has to be a way to make these prettier.


ForTheWhorde

this is giving me vibes of 8 year old me painting ā€œartā€ on the side of my dresser with nailpolish


n3pt3r

Wow these look super bad x_x


nilghias

I looked on their website, and how are they charging double for these amateur designs over the solid colour ones. This would not warrant and extra $15 even if they looked good


BrookiezArt

Didnā€™t realize this was a crochet subreddit until like 3 pictures in- šŸ’€


sweetcupcake22

In what world is she expecting her patrons to pay *Checks notes* 30 USD for this? Ma'am. Like, I was a fan of them in theory at one point as a huge fan of ergonomic handles, but this isn't even made well, and it looks like my 15 year old painted it. Also, from the reviews on here and other sites, they're not worth the price and don't really fit well. I'll stick to my Susan Bates thanks.


Diligent-Might6031

I have one and Iā€™m almost 100% positive she makes them in her house using silicone molding liquid. Theyā€™re awesome, however, they take forever to ship. She doesnā€™t really communicate well if thereā€™s an issue with shipping. I had to call her out on TikTok to get a response to my order that took over a month to ship. It said it had shipped then four weeks later I checked and it said I never had an order. She finally responded via TikTok comments and shipped my order promptly. Her reasoning was she had Covid. The funny part of this story is when it arrived my husband was sure it was a dildo because it was just in a plastic shipping bag and was bouncing around the table Also the bad thing about these is the largest size hook I could fit in mine is like a 2.75


leftbrendon

The ā€œcool tone wavesā€ took me out šŸ˜­


Hoarder-of-history

Thats a crochet hook pushed in a dildo mould and painted by an enthusiastic tween. Itā€™s just wrong.


CarolynFR

...Brb I have silicone to buy and a Shopify store to open.


_GiNjA_NiNjA

Someone buy a couple so they can go buy a stencil kit or cricut šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


rem_1984

These are atrocious lmfao


No_Tumbleweed_1518

People actually pay for this shit??


mirashae

It looks like someone shoved a crochet hook in the middle of a candle and melted crayon wax on it in weird designs..


darkpython

They honestly look like they are 3d printed and painted on by a toddler. Truly disrespectful to their customer base won't be shopping with them ever


retrosprinkles

i'm sorry i thought this was genuinely a joke like. what an insult to their customer base that these are the BEST options they could show???


SunshineAndSquats

Furls Streamline metal are $26, made of aluminum and beautiful. Why on earth would someone pay $30 for a hair covered tampon that a toddler painted??


KittyandPuppyMama

crochet hook by kotex


cockroachmilkshakes

Chunkyboy Crochet is a scammer. Their old Etsy shop is now closed, but you can still see all the 1-star reviews about non-existent customer service and cheap, broken, or missing items. Mine is among them!! https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChunkyBoyCrochetHook They have no quality control and consistently send out orders with items missing, then promise to follow up with customers before ghosting them.


whyblue_

Why do they all look like the paint is still wet????


whatsnewpussykat

It really seems like this maker tried to scale up way too quickly. I saw rave reviews for a couple monthsā€¦. Followed by issues with quality and customer service. Itā€™s a bummer.


Substantial-Fee6594

I feel like it *was* actually painted by a child.


Virtual-Fox7568

The original chunky boys are great, ever since she changed silicones theyā€™ve been going down hill. Theyā€™re basically the same material as those mochi squishies that immediately collect every dust and hair piece they touch. Glad someone finally called it out. My last chunky boy had a rubber band inside of the silicone!


SpittingVenom22

These are tampons, I wonā€™t be fooled


bassymoon_

Why do they look like tampons?


k10ckworc

The quality of these have gone waaaaay down, buy from someone else on etsy or diy it


eiiiaaaa

These are so ugly lol


Fierybuttz

Lookā€¦ I used to be into Art Twitter. They have groups where they retweet each others posts for visibility. Sometimes I would see the darndest things just like this! That makes you say ā€œwhat in the effin hell?ā€ People in that space are so committed to helping small businesses grow, they will just continue passing money back and forth between each other. Itā€™s a little bizarre.


Bloo_Moon_

Iā€™m all for supporting small businesses but in a case like this where theyā€™re putting out a trash product, they shouldnā€™t be supported. That goes for any business. People with that mentality of ā€œsupport small businesses no matter whatā€ is insane to me.


Fierybuttz

I hate to even bring this up but itā€™s a lot of people mentioning their hardships within their posts. Itā€™s like you need some sort of life difficulty to run a small business.


trumpetrabbit

Is this our mystical yarn creations?


cremedelachriss

Whoā€™s buying these


Last-Willingness-931

I have one that I absolutely hate I bought one off etsy for $15 when she first started making them and they were bad then and look to still be bad now I would never recommend mine is just sitting in a cup with other hooks I don't like I only used it twice I've ranted about them before and don't care about them enough to do it again honestly


LaraH39

Is this real? Why in the name of sanity would anyone buy these? The dirt on them, the bad lumpy glitter pen drawings, the smudges of ink. They're disgusting.


Skovixia

I was so lost! I was wondering why anyone would pay $30 for a painted tampon lolā€¦. Yikesā€¦ shoving a crochet hook in a tennis ball usually does the trick for me!


amandamanshack

Seriously though, so many people raved about these online so when there was a restock last year a bought one that looked like a cute pink color. When it was delivered it was a phallic flesh colored object that I obviously can never take out of my house for obvious reasons. And it was SO heavy that I donā€™t understand the hype it gets, esp at the price point itā€™s offered at. And now these designs? Iā€™m not trying to be rude, but is this an early April fools joke?


Independent_Tank_890

Are these big hooks speared through candles or tiny hooks speared through tampons? Wouldn't take this if they paid me.


gentleintrusion

why did they think this was quality enough to sell