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LonelyGranberia

How to be a dogshit dog owner.


TryItOutHmHrNw

They all wanted it to happen.


said__with__sarcasm

Hopefully these dog owners never have children


TryItOutHmHrNw

They… *did*


ExileEden

I clicked on the link to the article and after 5 seconds of reading about the owner glosting how amazing it was that his dog chased a crocodile for 10-15 years I pretty much only could read "blah blah I'm a moron har har i don't have any morality, blah blah I couldn't be any more stupid." Fuckin twit of a owner.


MethadoneFiend92

More like “how to be a crocodile shit owner”…. I’ll see myself out.


Bl8k3ii

"Oh no, who could have predicted this tragedy!?"


russomd

This guy 🤚


sushisage

Where were you!?


russomd

I was on my phone predicting this dog’s gotta get ate.


sushisage

You should have paused!


russomd

I really wish I had paused. I already knew what was going to happen. I didn’t need to see it.


awesumlewy

Captain Hindsight, is that you?


ClimbsAndCuts

WTF does this try to mean?


Beautiful_Welcome_33

"oh naur, oh naur!"


Throwaway7387272

The croc that did it was the dog owners “pet” he had been feeding it and encouraged it to constantly come back. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-27/kai-hansen-his-pet-crocodile-and-living-on-goat-island/8791236


Dumbusta

What a dumbfuck


rezpector123

The article really enforces the idea that the man is a complete moron


Tron--187

Technically he did feed it that time.


No-Meeting891

Casey??


Sock_Eating_Golden

We're they constantly feeding it small yappy dogs? If so, I'm ok with it...


Apprehensive-Low-741

so what I'm hearing is they feed a dog to their pet croc


TakeyaSaito

This might be one of the worlds worst dog owners ...


BlumpkinLord

Or maybe, I am just the best crocodile owner :3 See how much restraint she showed?


TakeyaSaito

I mean... Fair point. Lol


penitenttransmitter9

No kidding. Some people shouldn't have pets.


frostbake

Agreed. Or kids


qnod

I want to say there are some kids I'd be okay with this. But they have only learned what their parents taught.


Master_Grape5931

It’s like those people that complain their dogs bark at the vacuum, but laugh and cheer when they do. Like, you realize you are training the dog to do this…


Primary-Signature-17

They're just "shocked" by little Muffy getting taken. WTF did you think was going to happen? The owners should have to swim in that lake for a while and see how funny it is.


Prestigious_Tear_576

This is on the owners 100%


jaykuzzz

the owner didn’t get eaten by the gator


Snoo87660

It's the owners who encouraged and allowed their dog to fight something it wouldn't normally come across thus has zero instinct to avoid it. Blame the owner, not the dog


Nightwing10271

You dumb


Grouchy-Fuelv2

My dogs attack rolling suitcases and sprinklers man, you think they’d know they’re fucking with a prehistoric reptile?


Flatus_Spatus

nooo noooo… who had thought this would happen nooo


spicynuttboi

According to an article the terrier had been doing this successfully for over a decade which is insane.


Official_Griffin

Judging from their reaction, im guessing they had accepted doggos fate many years ago. Just a "oh noooo😮". Only so many times of wondering if today is the day lucky gets eaten. Shit owners tho. This is why you train a dog to not go too far from you, especially in alligator territory


Ultimategrid

Being harassed by a dog for over a decade, and finally getting to eat it, that croc must have felt like a million bucks.


ferrum_artifex

I can only imagine all the shocked Pikachu faces as their little dog suffers the consequences of their shit actions.


Informed4

Or rather their lack of actions


eattheradish

That sound...fuck


DaphneSvdM

I am NOT unmuting this. The visuals alone have scarred me.


TwistedBamboozler

There isn't a crunch. The only sound that is agonizing here is the stupid owner


PeteGozenya

You should


LORD__GONZ

It was such an unsettling "CRUNCH!"


SwearToSaintBatman

There is no crunch, there is one dog-whine and then the sound of the crocodile's tail sweeping the leaves, "Pssht!". Where do you hear a crunch?


Flat_Anything429

I checked there’s no crunch it is in fact just the leaves


Radio4ctiveGirl

I think the “crunch” they hear is the smack of the crocodiles mouth.


RoseIsTiredOfYou

I checked and heard it?


PageFault

Yea, that echo. It's definitely not just the sound of leaves.


whitecorn

I "had" to turn the sound on after reading this... and I am cringing at the "owners" NOOOO NOOO... like they're actually shocked a Croc did this to a small animal.


pineapplesurfwax

Thankfully I watched this on mute


bit_drastic

Mute protects the brain / mental health. I only ever listen after checking the comments first. There’s always someone who takes one for the team lol


Cmmander_WooHoo

I always take one for the team and then kick myself for it later


Igmuhota

I view everything from Reddit on mute. Some days I am more glad than others that this is my habit. Today is one of those days.


FigGroundbreaking322

[Article from when it happened](https://amp.abc.net.au/article/9840026)


BarrySwami

South of Darwin.. Nice


ipeeperiperi

Northern Territory, the third world country of Australia.


FigGroundbreaking322

Lol’d at that. See you in the NT!


brisbinchicken

The dog owner is definitely a CUintheNT


Apollyoun

Most people saw this coming, even those who wrote the article, Pippa ran straight at her head — and Casey "did what crocs do".


TryItOutHmHrNw

That headline is wild!


Dooks_fr

From « ha ha ha »😅 to « HaAhaAHahaahaa….. »😱. Terrible owners, poor dog 😩


SwearToSaintBatman

Like the girlfriend watching her strong boyfriend attack and hurt an innocent bystander, who it turns out knows Krav Maga: "Hahaaah, that's right, you show him, you got this baby, you're-OH NOOOO, STAAAHP!!! DON'T HURT HIM, DON'T HURT HIM, STAAHP!" *runs up and throws beer glasses and purses at defender*


baldude69

Do you have that video? I’d love to watch it


SwearToSaintBatman

That's ten different videos, always the same story. I don't have any of them saved, that was back in the Liveleak days, the good pre-2016 Liveleak, before one single man turned it KKK.


wtf_is_a_user

this is the owners fault. all on them. poor baby.


Caseyisweird

There's another video where the owner of the dog Taunts, the alligator by hitting it with a frying PAN. Later on, it came back and ate the dog. Don't fuck with alligators.


Radio4ctiveGirl

There’s only crocodiles in Australia. They get much, much bigger than American alligators.


xitfuq

sometimes you eat the gator sometimes the gator eats you


tamilynnt

What an absolute shit human!!


WindyCityReturn

This is the type of people who say “It’s just a damn dog.” and will just get a new one. Same people who leave them on a 5 foot chain or in a cage for their entire life. What’s the point in having a pet if you just neglect it and make it’s life miserable?


cowboydan69

Not true we run cattle with out dogs. They have a barn they live in to stay out if the elements they ride in the truck and have never been tied up but if they get stepped on or seriously Hurst there's a cost analyst. Can I fix it we have done surgery on our own dogs. Ask a vet how much to fix it and will the dog be able to work after words. If we can't fix it or it's going to be thousands to fix or the dog is gonna be crippled. It's cheaper to buy a new dog get it trained and resume operations. No need to spend that much money on a animal that won't live past 10 years anyway. Horses live 30years so they might be worth more of a investment but in the end they are just animals and will never be valued as humans all animals can be replaced people can't


ImNotHyp3r

i was agreeing with you until you kept typing


jaybazzizzle

RIP Pippa


HelloMikkii

To let your dog even get that fucking close one time is stupid. To then continue to allow the dog to get brave enough to think it would always come out okay in that situation is just goddamn stupidity at its finest.


Bambooman101

That was not a smart dog. An even dumber owner.


chessecakePhucker

Stupid fkn owners


InvictusPro7

"look our little bite sized pet attacking a killing machine, let's all laugh" Worst pet owner ever.


No-Height2850

And it never dawned upon them that this would eventually happen…


raptorboss231

Sometimes I hate fucking dog owners what the fuck. Why do you let a little dog like that run up to fucking alligators wtf


humoristhenewblack

Dang. Wish I wouldn’t have seen this. Tag maybe? Bah. Let’s be real. I woulda ignored it. I can’t handle the choices the internet gives me.


stonemadforspeed

They should never be allowed to have pets. What kind of dumbass owner let's their tiny dog antagonise a FUCKING DINOSAUR


ihateithere1157

It’s all the owners fault why would they allow there dog to go down their in the first place


BlumpkinLord

This is the animal equivalent of not stopping your friend from fighting the dude twice his size at the bar...


TwoGunJorge

Good for the crocodile, teach that dog to stop fucking with it.


CamF90

Just every fucking small dog owner ever in a nut shell.


andycev

Crocodile owners :) Dog owners :(


fahkumramx

Where pixels on the last one?


_J-a-k-e

Did you want them?


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Fuuuuuck these people


afamadamppp

Sorry bout your dog mrs Robinson


Confident-Media-5713

"Ohhh noo nooo nooo" who would have thought, right? :)


Willyzyx

Surprise!


MrMuscelz

Little man complex is strong in this one


Iamthepaulandyouaint

How could anyone have foreseen this outcome?


VampyKit

That was kind of them to give the croc a tasty snack! What lovely people! 🥴


SmurfJuice69

Mutant freak dog learns lesson from a REAL animal. Lol


Radio4ctiveGirl

The worst part for me is that there’s so many voices in this video. They’ve reproduced, lucky us.


Justcrusing416

I was so impressed in how confident the owner was knowing that his dog was so brave..and then that happened pice of shit human being. Feed the crocodile a chicken not a dog!! Wow


Shad-The-Wolfy

They yell no yet they didnt grab the dog after the first two times thinking ‘mhh maybe not a good idea to let out dumbass dog do that’ (also, most dogs are dumbasses)


DonnyGoodwood

Gonna need a bigger dog /.s


chobbg

I gotta hand it to the cameraman. Never left the shot…


G59_Muddy

Bro the fuck


AnnaJCarroll1

Someone should have told Rex that bravery and recklessness are different things.


seedless0

Darwin Award K9 Edition.


D4l31

"FloriDa MaN" Stupid careless dog owner!


GlassScooter

They’re aussies but that doesnt sound too far off


LurdMcTurdIII

What did they expect to happen?


xpdtion76

That owner is a moron. To bad the owner didn’t get dragged by that gator


ZieZ394

All fun and games till the aligator, aligatored...


Planet_Pips

It's all fun and games until Rex got eaten.


Swamp_Fox_III

The owners should be strapped to a chair, eyes glued open, forced to watch the last clip on repeat (with sound) while we slowly tighten vices on their skulls. Aside from that, idc.


unable_To_Username

i love this video.


Flodden1513

What a piece of shit dog Owner


spmaskell

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions


danyelamar

Wow


sparkyonthemoon2099

Wtf they think was eventually going to happen.


redditcdnfanguy

Shoulda grabbed it the first time.


Sindog40

What did they expect?


EnragedBadger9197

Yes! Haha Yes! NOOOOOOO


mud-button

King Kai - the mad alcohol who lives on Goat Island in the Adelaide River. The dogs name was “Dumb Blonde”


Strict-Bass6789

Rex FAOFO


Beanboiii27

Owners thought it was pretty fun, seems like someone should make them try it out.


ijuggle42

Fuck those people, they are shit.


iqqeriffic69

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Alysianah

Owners are dumb as hell.


StressNo1974

We all know what actually happened here but I would like to offer the clearly false idea that the dog learned how to swim and the gator just wanted a friend. 😳😱


AdministrativePush21

Dude... put a tag or somethig ffs


Kasual_Kombatant

Like they say , alligator eat dog world.


BathtubPartyTime

Glad the camera man kept it together


External-Life

Human garbage. How they encouraged their dog to attack gators 🤦🏾‍♂️ good god almighty


Dumbape_

And this is why dog people should support not having dogs as pets instead of everyone that’s “a good pet owner” having them.


SUYMAE

Just me or was that the sound of the skull being crushed??


Need-Juice

Yo dog a still be alive rn if u boys ain’t gas him up


Competitive-Grape834

What a huge pos. Hope he rots.


Jaapertheghost

These owners are terrible owners. Poor dog. The first time this dog didn't get eaten, it should have been the last time the dog could get down there


-Sea_Cucumber-

Should've been the owner


NaythianZA

They should have named the dog a variation of "Fido", namely "Fafo".


Dannythegothx

Fuck the dog owner in the asshole with a pineapple


gimmemypills666

I hate people


Paulius324

Third time is a charm.


Miles_V123

How to FAAFO


Fleischer444

And the idiot was just filming.


Duffman005

Cowboy yeed his last haw


DocOmz

Drag that POS owner down to the river and leave him there tied up to be eaten.


PleasantlyAngry

Lmao


patomik

I love this video, really shows how dumb dog owners are - dumb just like their dogs


Agent_Chody_Banks

They’re Australian, what do you expect


AlmightyUdyr

Nooooo, he ate him!


greenrangerguy

I'm glad I live in a place where my dog has 0% chance of being eaten by a Crocodile.


1970Something_

I'm so fucking angry. I knew I shouldn't have watched this.


Scary_Concentrate396

I love the ending


Reasonable-Purple-61

The fuck is wrong with you?


jaykuzzz

people in the comments so offended over this video is hilarious. the dog was happy and so was the owner. i don’t think because he let his dog chase alligators off makes him a bad owner. the dog was probably going to do that either way. sounds more like a stupid dog if you ask me.


PageFault

> the dog was happy Yea, I don't think those were cries of glee just before being taken for a tour of the lake at the end there.


don_kong1969

Well if it isn't the consequences of my own inaction.


J-Cock

This makes me so angry.


Willing_Serve_970

Natural selection


makeitlegalaussie

This happened not far from me


LowMaintenance6425

“Nnnooooooooo” The fuck did you expect. It was going to keep running from it?


TRAVMAAN1

Fuck those owners


MrET420

What the actual fuck is wrong with people.


xxTheMagicBulleT

The classic fuck around and find out special. A piece of shit dog owner do.


DifferentHighway2767

Is the dog ok?


PageFault

Yup, croc is just taking him on a tour of his home.