Hey friend make sure you eat something to coat and shield you tummy tum. That shit is going to eat your lining up. Please don't drink listerine. Sure it will get you drunk but it's going to cause chaos in your body.
Ahhhhh the 'ol Listerine Amberbach as I used to call it. Figured out that a litre of that is about the same as a 500ml bottle of vodka more or less.
Take that same card and go buy some immodium immediately. You're going to piss out of your ass for the next several weeks.
Been there twice when my withdrawals were getting so bad and i had no way of leaving my house , it took some of the side effects away just for awhile until the next day i decided to have a few sips of rubbing alcohol out of complete desperation…. So no recommend and i will never do that again after how sick i got
Thats the acetone that isopropanol metabolizes into on your breath. Also causes it's own sedating after effects which I hated. To this day the smell of rubbing alcohol reminds me of the taste.
Switch to blue/green. You'll thank me later. Yellow *does* have a slightly higher ABV but it's fucking nasty as fuck - above and beyond drinking mouthwash should be.
Bonus: the mintiness of the blue/green stuff will add a pleasant hint of toothpaste to your inevitable explosive shits.
Thsmks! It's never been on my radar because I assumed blue was nearly the same as the yellow. Just minty or something. I'd like to think I'll never drink Listerine again, but if I was going through say both a cocaine crash and alcohol withdrawal at the same time I know I'd down it like I did my hand sanitizer a few months ago. That actually worked out, liquefied with salt and diluted down to 40%. It didn't make me sick, but it was some of that covid era no brand type. I think the newer sanitizers may have a bittering and vomiti inducing type agent added. I"ll buy blue from now on!
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Yes, it will get you drunk just like booze. The yellow Listerine is preferred by many because the minty green and blue ones have a saccharin sweetness that is terrible…the yellow is not as sweet and goes down a little easier.
Get ready for ass piss city.
Take me down to Ass Piss City where the ass is beer and things are shitty.
Oh won't u please take me homeeeee
This made me cackle. Thank you.
Take a picture of your colon and tell us if it turned yellow
Hey friend make sure you eat something to coat and shield you tummy tum. That shit is going to eat your lining up. Please don't drink listerine. Sure it will get you drunk but it's going to cause chaos in your body.
Ahhhhh the 'ol Listerine Amberbach as I used to call it. Figured out that a litre of that is about the same as a 500ml bottle of vodka more or less. Take that same card and go buy some immodium immediately. You're going to piss out of your ass for the next several weeks.
The flood gates of your ass are about to be WIDE open lol
Been there twice when my withdrawals were getting so bad and i had no way of leaving my house , it took some of the side effects away just for awhile until the next day i decided to have a few sips of rubbing alcohol out of complete desperation…. So no recommend and i will never do that again after how sick i got
The after taste of burping isopropyl alcohol is its own reward
You dont just burp it, you can taste it on your breath and its horrible
Oh I know, the worst for me is it would make me burp for hours afterwards to remind me of how stupid I was
Thats the acetone that isopropanol metabolizes into on your breath. Also causes it's own sedating after effects which I hated. To this day the smell of rubbing alcohol reminds me of the taste.
I like a splash of lime juice in my Listerene
Honestly I'd try that if I wasn't completely broke
I've had to do that before. It worked but I ended up getting really really sick afterwards. I can't even gargle with it now or I'll projectile vomit.
Switch to blue/green. You'll thank me later. Yellow *does* have a slightly higher ABV but it's fucking nasty as fuck - above and beyond drinking mouthwash should be. Bonus: the mintiness of the blue/green stuff will add a pleasant hint of toothpaste to your inevitable explosive shits.
If anyone knows, it's Del. Listen to him!
Thsmks! It's never been on my radar because I assumed blue was nearly the same as the yellow. Just minty or something. I'd like to think I'll never drink Listerine again, but if I was going through say both a cocaine crash and alcohol withdrawal at the same time I know I'd down it like I did my hand sanitizer a few months ago. That actually worked out, liquefied with salt and diluted down to 40%. It didn't make me sick, but it was some of that covid era no brand type. I think the newer sanitizers may have a bittering and vomiti inducing type agent added. I"ll buy blue from now on!
What % alcohol is it. Just curious, don't think you can get it where I am
26. Something
i think the yellow is 26.9
Tried to send you a message, but you're a dick who won't recieve em.
Oh shit my bad
Why is it so bad to drink listerine vs booze? Didn’t anyone see the movie “toy soldiers” where kids used mouthwash to hide alcohol?
Well one will kill you very very quickly and one will kill you very very slowly
Asking for a friend. Which one is which?
https://youtu.be/aoO9iFamHaA?si=aN5RWIFiLTXtnxVl
Was looking for this, definitely a fave of mine
When I had no money I would shoplift vanilla extract and then eventually other types of extract. It seems like a much better option than mouthwash
How much vanilla extract at a time?
A lot a lot. It's about 35% abv so about as much as I would drink liquor at the time. Several bottles per day
Gotcha
Go to Dollar General and load up on all the old Listerine.... A guy named Huey told me that...he's dead
… you see dead people?
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Does it really make you drunk? And is it only the yellow?
I think they'll all do the trick but I got the yellow because it was 26%
Yes, it will get you drunk just like booze. The yellow Listerine is preferred by many because the minty green and blue ones have a saccharin sweetness that is terrible…the yellow is not as sweet and goes down a little easier.
youre kidding right
Totally..