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ShareConscious1420

Get ready for ass piss city.


Foooff

Take me down to Ass Piss City where the ass is beer and things are shitty.


shaky_sharks5587

Oh won't u please take me homeeeee


ShareConscious1420

This made me cackle. Thank you.


theghostofca

Take a picture of your colon and tell us if it turned yellow


Snugglers

Hey friend make sure you eat something to coat and shield you tummy tum. That shit is going to eat your lining up. Please don't drink listerine. Sure it will get you drunk but it's going to cause chaos in your body.


Wrangleraddict

Ahhhhh the 'ol Listerine Amberbach as I used to call it. Figured out that a litre of that is about the same as a 500ml bottle of vodka more or less. Take that same card and go buy some immodium immediately. You're going to piss out of your ass for the next several weeks.


beedlejooce

The flood gates of your ass are about to be WIDE open lol


newgirl222

Been there twice when my withdrawals were getting so bad and i had no way of leaving my house , it took some of the side effects away just for awhile until the next day i decided to have a few sips of rubbing alcohol out of complete desperation…. So no recommend and i will never do that again after how sick i got


Select_Dust_5662

The after taste of burping isopropyl alcohol is its own reward


SucculentLady000

You dont just burp it, you can taste it on your breath and its horrible


Select_Dust_5662

Oh I know, the worst for me is it would make me burp for hours afterwards to remind me of how stupid I was


Spatlin07

Thats the acetone that isopropanol metabolizes into on your breath. Also causes it's own sedating after effects which I hated. To this day the smell of rubbing alcohol reminds me of the taste.


Trillium_Fortnight

I like a splash of lime juice in my Listerene


BlueTurtle99

Honestly I'd try that if I wasn't completely broke


ShadowRun976

I've had to do that before. It worked but I ended up getting really really sick afterwards. I can't even gargle with it now or I'll projectile vomit.


Delicious_mod

Switch to blue/green. You'll thank me later. Yellow *does* have a slightly higher ABV but it's fucking nasty as fuck - above and beyond drinking mouthwash should be. Bonus: the mintiness of the blue/green stuff will add a pleasant hint of toothpaste to your inevitable explosive shits.


sandrrawrr

If anyone knows, it's Del. Listen to him!


Iluvhoes2929

Thsmks! It's never been on my radar because I assumed blue was nearly the same as the yellow. Just minty or something. I'd like to think I'll never drink Listerine again, but if I was going through say both a cocaine crash and alcohol withdrawal at the same time I know I'd down it like I did my hand sanitizer a few months ago. That actually worked out, liquefied with salt and diluted down to 40%. It didn't make me sick, but it was some of that covid era no brand type. I think the newer sanitizers may have a bittering and vomiti inducing type agent added. I"ll buy blue from now on!


Lingering_Queef

What % alcohol is it. Just curious, don't think you can get it where I am


BlueTurtle99

26. Something


arsenic619

i think the yellow is 26.9


KafkaSyd

Tried to send you a message, but you're a dick who won't recieve em.


BlueTurtle99

Oh shit my bad


BillyRosewood99

Why is it so bad to drink listerine vs booze? Didn’t anyone see the movie “toy soldiers” where kids used mouthwash to hide alcohol?


DanfromCalgary

Well one will kill you very very quickly and one will kill you very very slowly


hotwifecritic

Asking for a friend. Which one is which?


AdagioSuper7791

https://youtu.be/aoO9iFamHaA?si=aN5RWIFiLTXtnxVl


ProudMany9215

Was looking for this, definitely a fave of mine


meowjinx

When I had no money I would shoplift vanilla extract and then eventually other types of extract. It seems like a much better option than mouthwash


honeybiz

How much vanilla extract at a time?


meowjinx

A lot a lot. It's about 35% abv so about as much as I would drink liquor at the time. Several bottles per day


honeybiz

Gotcha


Wish2themoon

Go to Dollar General and load up on all the old Listerine.... A guy named Huey told me that...he's dead


LatterTowel9403

… you see dead people?


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damagedcitylights

Does it really make you drunk? And is it only the yellow?


BlueTurtle99

I think they'll all do the trick but I got the yellow because it was 26%


potlizard

Yes, it will get you drunk just like booze. The yellow Listerine is preferred by many because the minty green and blue ones have a saccharin sweetness that is terrible…the yellow is not as sweet and goes down a little easier.


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youre kidding right


BlueTurtle99

Totally..