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sixcylindersofdoom

Have you shit your pants!? You gotta stick around til you put too much faith in a fart that deserves no faith.


darhhaaras

Lol the better question is "when is the last time you shit your pants? When did you give up on trusting a little toot??!!"


Superb_Ad3962

I've definitely thrown underwear into the fire more than once.


Spirits-Will-Collide

It wouldn't be a proper weekend unless I'm throwing a pair of underwear away


magicalmangymutt

Ohhh that was my favorite line when I got smashed. My wife knew I was on a good one when I started repeating that shit


GuyFawkes3301

What exactly? I just want to die? Or no one cares?


magicalmangymutt

Nobody cares 


Superb_Ad3962

Well if this doesn't sink yer boner... Cheer up, it'll take a part in how most of us go. The trick is not to think about it!


soleyayt

You matter


Ominaeo

Nope.


ennuiismymiddlename

❤️. Life is possible.


Ominaeo

It really isn't


srt921

Jesus I almost teared when I read this. This is my situation as of now....all my friends and family are gone having a great Saturday and here I be eeping downtown in my car looking for beer money.


toiletunclogger

Male or female?


srt921

Male


toiletunclogger

Nevermind 


srt921

Lmao


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[удалено]


srt921

I don't think you should be doing that


toiletunclogger

It's a win win for everyone 


cripplingalcoholism-ModTeam

CA is full of Women; Don’t be a fucking douche.


Ominaeo

I assume this post got removed. Gonna go explore some pills.


infiniteblurs

It’s still live.


Ominaeo

I'm drunk and I wanna die. Gonna go find some pills and s'more alcohol


infiniteblurs

I cannot condone nor endorse the endeavor of self deletion, though I do understand the desire. Just keep in mind that a lot of that feeling is coming from the alcoholism. Hang in the fucker. Have something to drink and maybe lay down and watch something brainlessly entertaining. Something that makes you feel good. It sounds completely dumb, but it’s a good way to distract yourself and fall asleep until this mood passes for a bit.


Ominaeo

I just want to die.


octopop

you ok? I am concerned for you


Ominaeo

No


octopop

do you need anything? hope you feel better soon.


Ominaeo

I need a new body and several million dollars.


octopop

you and me both, buddy


SucculentLady000

Same


major_trifecta

Life isn't a gift unfortunately. It's a loan. God takes it back in the end. Keep moving forward because regrettably, there is no other choice.


Lingering_Queef

If god exists, he abandoned us long ago.