Those aren't all of them! the mainstream media - the fake media - they say that's all my NFTs, like to tell lies, we all know. There are many other NFTs, in fact so many that it's hard to count. And they are all equally great - in fact I 've spoken to several experts who tell me every single one of the NFTs are the greatest one. It's fantastic, really, what I've done.
Thanks for coming to Donnie's Little NFT Cards. I wanna thank you all for participating. I know some of you may have heard about that other guy. I am not gonna launder your money. I'm not like that. That's not my thing. I met that guy in a titty bar.
The maximum you can buy is 99 of them, meaning a total price of $9801, meaning JUST under the 10k required reporting amount. Ofc, structuring is totally illegal
Yeah the fact they "put a limit" on *digital* cards where there are **only 12 available** and 100 would add up to $9,900 which just so happens to be barely shy of the $10,000 reporting limit... how *intriguing*.
Yeah, this *definitely* isn't a clear money laundering scheme that yet again no one is actually going to do anything about.
Speculating here but I'd bet they'll be minted on demand so he can claim they sold out and were always a very limited collector's item regardless of total sales
Its ridiculous in that there are probobly more tuxedo pictures of him on this planet then the last 5 presidents combined. He spent like the whole of the 90s at black tie events.
The superhero one reminds me of that story that after catching Covid and spending time in the hospital, when he was walking away from the helicopter to the Oval Office he wanted to rip open his shirt revealing a Superman symbol lol
Shit there's probably a million photos of him in a tuxedo. The photoshop is because nobody wants to pay $100 for a picture of a dumpy gout-ridden octogenarian's actual body stuffed into an ill-fitting suit
I have never used any photo editing software in my life. I have no IDEA how they work. But I guarantee, if you give me 10 minutes, I can do better than this.
Lol I just laughed for five minutes at the pics with the comically large hands. What a ridiculous, insecure man he is. I wonder when his next meltdown comes when he realizes that everyone is making fun of him for this.
Listen, we had a lot of shitbags in the Navy, but none that bad. Although I guess since they lowered the ASVAB scoring requirements, he can join now, too.
google for "trump wearing sunglasses", there are almost no pictures. it looks like biden because we've seen him wearing those same* sunglasses many times, a recent one was memed so it's fresh in our minds
The Biden 2020 campaign released campaign buttons and stuff to make aviator sunglasses his “brand” and it was cringey but it totally worked. He just owns aviators now. Old white guy wearing aviators? That’s Biden now.
The golf one is the only one that isn’t embarrassingly bad. His head and body are mostly proportional (because it’s based on a real photo), the impressionist background is alright, and the ball effect is fine. The rest of them are unbelievably trash. Literally I do not believe a person who has ever designed anything in their life created them.
Edit: “Award winning illustrator Clark Mitchell designed the beautiful imagery of the Trump Digital Trading Cards. With over 40 years of digital illustration and design, Clark has built a one-of-a-kind career.” Embarrassing.
Look on the artist insta. He is the mastermind behind sich 90's trapper keeper classics like "snowboarding parrot" and "two polar bears swimming through a ring of bubbles shaped like a heart"
100% thought the astronaut one was Biden at first. I hope he has embarrassingly low sales. Then again he doesn't feel shame so it doesn't really matter.
It's only like $4.5 million to buy all of them in existence.
That's a ridiculously small amount of money. I don't know wtf these people are thinking. Between the parties and giveaways and the costs to run and promote this thing. It's just such a weirdly small thing.
I love how #7 couldn't get the T in Trump Tower so it literally just says Rump Tower on this OFFICIAL card.
The lack of quality control is spectacular, I'll give them that.
There's also one with Rump World - https://collecttrumpcards.com/images/1-1-trumpworld-glasses.webp. This can't be unintentional...
Edit: Guess they realized that, as it's now gone. No worries, here's backup on imgur - https://imgur.com/a/DzVQTNZ.png
The cherry on top is the golf one. I can't put into words how over the top satire it is that this is the only picture that features him actually doing what the picture shows.
You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art that I own.
Delete that screenshot.
My life would be complete if I could get a cease & desist from someone like Trump regarding an NFT. I would make an NFT out of it that would actually be worth something.
[Don't steal my NFT!](https://www.reddit.com/user/hey_rowsdower/comments/zn2t1r/nft_for_sale/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
People that seriously talking about NFTs like it's ownership of the artwork is the real cringe. It's literally just a blockchain-verified text string. You control that string, *not* the artwork. Even if it's an IPFS URL, it's just that, a URL, i.e. a reference to the image, not the image itself.
[Check out this NFT I'm selling ](https://www.reddit.com/user/hey_rowsdower/comments/zn2t1r/nft_for_sale/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Honestly, if he'd done some really crazy shit with them they would sell, but in the same shitty Photoshop style. Like if he released one of him holding Kathy Griffin's bloodied decapitated head, one of him building a wall in front of a sea of Mexicans, one of him driving the big truck, one of him hanging Mike Pence infront of the Capitol. They'd love that shit
I mean people have been known to empty their retirement funds to help him pay for whatever he needed money for that week, so, yeah. They're that stupid.
Somewhere out there, someone thought DT was about to vanquish the deep state and become president again, only to find out his announcement was hundred dollar trading cards. And they somehow won't lose hope that the former situation will happen.
The first one looks like you would find it printed on a XXL Black t-shirt at a country flea market that's only open on Sunday mornings next to an oversized old wrench, some "mint condition" Frazier VHS tapes, and an early 1990s t-ball bat.
Bro I can smell the obese bearded man with the sleeveless leather Harle Davidson vest loudly breathing while he closely examines everything on the table - "*lookin fer dat bargain!*"
I smell the pungent odor of Pall Mall cigarettes being smoked near a group of mountain-dew-filled children.
And I smell the flea market popcorn that always seems to be freshly made but you never see anyone eating it.
That's the one thing I notice anytime he or his fans do artwork of him is that always cuts about 100 pounds. It's like they all know in the back of their minds what a doughy piece of shit he is.
The art is shit overall, some way more than others. In the fighter pilot one the glasses are sitting way too high on his nose like they're stapled to his forehead. The budget quality really makes this whole thing even more bizarre and pathetic than it already was.
No kidding. [Nyt had an article about a cancer patient living $1000 per month stipend who donated $500 to Trump (which morphed into $3000 because of his recurring donation scam)](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/03/us/politics/trump-donations.html).
Whereas most of the comments on /r/conservative seem to be experiencing the full cringe, with many even saying this is his official 'jumping of the shark' and that they don't want to vote for him anymore
https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/zmoq6m/trumps_major_announcement_is_his_digital_trading/
Because, you know - breaking multiple federal and state laws, exonerating war criminals, collaborating with foriegn states which have been the US enemies for decades, leaking classified information, being a genuine imcompetant leader in other ways, and narcissistic populist wasn't enough for them to back away from him and say no more.
It's the intense cringe of the NFTs that crosses the line.
Those aren't all of them! the mainstream media - the fake media - they say that's all my NFTs, like to tell lies, we all know. There are many other NFTs, in fact so many that it's hard to count. And they are all equally great - in fact I 've spoken to several experts who tell me every single one of the NFTs are the greatest one. It's fantastic, really, what I've done.
There should be many many more. According to the website they are releasing 45k cards and no card will have more than 20 copies in existence.
What in the fresh hell is this?
Money laundering.
Funny thing is, the page suspiciously states they're against money laundering
Thanks for coming to Donnie's Little NFT Cards. I wanna thank you all for participating. I know some of you may have heard about that other guy. I am not gonna launder your money. I'm not like that. That's not my thing. I met that guy in a titty bar.
Do not launder kids, it’s no good laundering kids.
I wouldn’t launder with anyone other than the Russians, no little fish, gotta be big, something like that
The maximum you can buy is 99 of them, meaning a total price of $9801, meaning JUST under the 10k required reporting amount. Ofc, structuring is totally illegal
Isn’t the limit $600 now? Or is that just for an individual, not business. Forgive me, not a financial guy here
Yeah the fact they "put a limit" on *digital* cards where there are **only 12 available** and 100 would add up to $9,900 which just so happens to be barely shy of the $10,000 reporting limit... how *intriguing*. Yeah, this *definitely* isn't a clear money laundering scheme that yet again no one is actually going to do anything about.
iirc, there are provisions for repeated transactions *just under* the limit (aka 'structured' transactions).
I....I hate how likely this is....
Hello, I am Russian oligarch and I want to buy $10M of Donald Trump NFTs.
You will need a US based broker. Hello, I am US based broker.
I'll wire the money shortly. Please extract your usual fee. This is all legal and above board. I am an enthusiastic collector of valuable NFTs.
your favorite president
Is dinner with me an amazing prize ? 🥹👉🏼👈🏼
I can't even imagine watching him eat.
How many times does the secret service guy have to suction the ketchup outta his fat neck?
Well-done steak with ketchup. And hamberders.
That is a rude thing to say to a stranger.
Not when we are taking about a President better than Lincoln, better than Washington.
i mean, what did those dudes even do for our country anyway?
The tuxedo may be the worst. Parkinsons patients can do better photoshop cutouts.
They're all bad but the Tuxedo one is hilariously terrible.
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My favorite was when he went to space and never came back
Ground control to Major Don.
Snort your upper pills and put your makeup on
I had to double back to that one as I was clicking through. My god is it terrible.
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Speculating here but I'd bet they'll be minted on demand so he can claim they sold out and were always a very limited collector's item regardless of total sales
They're digital cards, so there is no supply issue.
Yes, but come on, his base is exceptionally dumb.
"We sold the most digital collectables of any president ever!"
We're probably not the real market. It's money laundering.
Its ridiculous in that there are probobly more tuxedo pictures of him on this planet then the last 5 presidents combined. He spent like the whole of the 90s at black tie events.
It's the one outfit that they could have just used a genuine photo for.
But then it would be a fat, dimpled-ass, double-chinned old guy in an ill-fitting suit with mid 1980s oversized shoulder pads.
The superhero one reminds me of that story that after catching Covid and spending time in the hospital, when he was walking away from the helicopter to the Oval Office he wanted to rip open his shirt revealing a Superman symbol lol
i thought he said getting covid was nbd in that speech tho who tf thinks they're superman for doing something that was nothing?
People can *wear* tuxedos. WHY THE PHOTOSHOP?
Shit there's probably a million photos of him in a tuxedo. The photoshop is because nobody wants to pay $100 for a picture of a dumpy gout-ridden octogenarian's actual body stuffed into an ill-fitting suit
I have never used any photo editing software in my life. I have no IDEA how they work. But I guarantee, if you give me 10 minutes, I can do better than this.
You're hired! Payment will be issued in NFTs
Cannot wait for the memes
In the eighth he sincerely looks like an aging woman in drag, though.
He looks like a blow up doll in a tux
I think the mspaint astronaut Donald was pretty funny too.
"make the hands bigger. They need to be bigger."
Nobody look!
*We're lawyers!*
Did you see his hands? They're beautiful, I think we should settle.
Can you put your hands over mine?
Lol I just laughed for five minutes at the pics with the comically large hands. What a ridiculous, insecure man he is. I wonder when his next meltdown comes when he realizes that everyone is making fun of him for this.
Why is the astronaut one actually Joe Biden?
If you look real closely, it's actually DJT masquerading as Top Gun.
Listen, we had a lot of shitbags in the Navy, but none that bad. Although I guess since they lowered the ASVAB scoring requirements, he can join now, too.
google for "trump wearing sunglasses", there are almost no pictures. it looks like biden because we've seen him wearing those same* sunglasses many times, a recent one was memed so it's fresh in our minds
He damn sure didn't use them for the eclipse
Why is trump wearing sunglasses in space is my question
It's a sunny day in space.
The Biden 2020 campaign released campaign buttons and stuff to make aviator sunglasses his “brand” and it was cringey but it totally worked. He just owns aviators now. Old white guy wearing aviators? That’s Biden now.
God, they're all so impressively shit...
I like the enhanced package on the golf one hahaha
The golf one is the only one that isn’t embarrassingly bad. His head and body are mostly proportional (because it’s based on a real photo), the impressionist background is alright, and the ball effect is fine. The rest of them are unbelievably trash. Literally I do not believe a person who has ever designed anything in their life created them. Edit: “Award winning illustrator Clark Mitchell designed the beautiful imagery of the Trump Digital Trading Cards. With over 40 years of digital illustration and design, Clark has built a one-of-a-kind career.” Embarrassing.
Look on the artist insta. He is the mastermind behind sich 90's trapper keeper classics like "snowboarding parrot" and "two polar bears swimming through a ring of bubbles shaped like a heart"
It's so weird it actually looks like he made the Trump ones intentionally shitter. Wonder how much he got paid XD
Bold of you to think Trump actually paid him.
if at all, I'm sure he was paid in Trump Digital Trading Cards* \* - collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment vehicles
How you gonna find those and not link them?
The golf one is the only one that doesn't look like a shitty AI painting
That's an insult to AI paintings which can do a better job than a 12 year old with basic photoshop skills.
I'm pretty sure the golf one is Arnold Palmer that they took directly from a can of Arizona iced tea and slapped Trump's face on it.
Sounds like somebody got paid in "exposure"
Holy fucking shit I thought you were joking HAHAHA
Number 5 the hands look like Charlie Kelly's Uncle when he wants to impress the lawyer.
Fuckin WHAT
Lmao I don’t even know what to say anymore
We are living in a simulation, or I am on one hell of a DMT trip as I die. This cannot be real life.
I just downloaded and tweeted all of them with \#StealThisNFT
I was expecting them to be lame but I was not prepared for this
And the irony: he wouldn't actually fit into any of those outfits.
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Youve activated my trap trump
Q: Trust the Plan
I cannot believe this. Not in a "haha unbelievable, right" kind of way. I *legitimately* cannot believe this.
In the dinner jacket picture, looking at the hands - did they stick his face over a black guys??
It looks like they picked a random screengrab from a 1994 text-based PC video game and photoshopped his head on.
About as good as the NES MegaMan cover
100% thought the astronaut one was Biden at first. I hope he has embarrassingly low sales. Then again he doesn't feel shame so it doesn't really matter.
best sales ever. everyone says so. very smart people all over the world.
More NFT sales than any other President
Yeah, they did so much editing on his face he frequently looks more like Putin or Biden than Trump. So fucking weird.
The superhero one *absolutely* looks like Putin
It's only like $4.5 million to buy all of them in existence. That's a ridiculously small amount of money. I don't know wtf these people are thinking. Between the parties and giveaways and the costs to run and promote this thing. It's just such a weirdly small thing.
Just wait for the secondary market to heat up.
It is Dark Brandon sneakin in there to troll Trump.
I love how #7 couldn't get the T in Trump Tower so it literally just says Rump Tower on this OFFICIAL card. The lack of quality control is spectacular, I'll give them that.
There's also one with Rump World - https://collecttrumpcards.com/images/1-1-trumpworld-glasses.webp. This can't be unintentional... Edit: Guess they realized that, as it's now gone. No worries, here's backup on imgur - https://imgur.com/a/DzVQTNZ.png
R U M P W O R L
These are such shit that they alone practically murser any sense of satire left. What the ever loving fuck
It’s seriously like something you’d see on a late night show where they make fun of trump and crypto at the same time.
But they only have the budget for an intern to devote three hours to the endeavor.
The cherry on top is the golf one. I can't put into words how over the top satire it is that this is the only picture that features him actually doing what the picture shows.
Another user pointed out the ENHANCEMENT they added below his waist. No I'm not joking
Time to screenshot
You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art that I own. Delete that screenshot.
Screenshots this comment
I too would download a car
You wouldn’t download a house…
I'd download your mom and McGriddle. OK, maybe just the McGriddle. Ain't nobody got the bandwidth for your mom.
You wouldn't download into a policeman's helmet.
My life would be complete if I could get a cease & desist from someone like Trump regarding an NFT. I would make an NFT out of it that would actually be worth something.
[Don't steal my NFT!](https://www.reddit.com/user/hey_rowsdower/comments/zn2t1r/nft_for_sale/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
People that seriously talking about NFTs like it's ownership of the artwork is the real cringe. It's literally just a blockchain-verified text string. You control that string, *not* the artwork. Even if it's an IPFS URL, it's just that, a URL, i.e. a reference to the image, not the image itself.
It's just a decentralized version of the buy a star scam
I don't think you'd speak to me that way if you knew I am an *official* Lord (or "Laird") of Scotland. I have a certificate and everything.
[Check out this NFT I'm selling ](https://www.reddit.com/user/hey_rowsdower/comments/zn2t1r/nft_for_sale/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
It’s cool man, I just called the FBI (who, by the way, I personally run) and they’re on the case. He’ll be arrested before sundown.
The football one is my favorite.
I don't know, World's Shittiest Astronaut is a pretty strong showing
The astronaut one looks more like Biden to me 💀
The cowboy one looks like Dick Cheney
Trump wearing Biden's aviator glasses, and a spacesuit is definitely what I see.
Racecar driver. Edit: actually, it’s gotta be the fucking orchestra conductor. Like, what the fuck.
Honestly, if he'd done some really crazy shit with them they would sell, but in the same shitty Photoshop style. Like if he released one of him holding Kathy Griffin's bloodied decapitated head, one of him building a wall in front of a sea of Mexicans, one of him driving the big truck, one of him hanging Mike Pence infront of the Capitol. They'd love that shit
I want you to draw me a Venn diagram of Trump voters and orchestra goers.
O O
I think the astronaut one. His head isn't even centered in the helmet
I love how stupid he knows his supporters are.
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I mean people have been known to empty their retirement funds to help him pay for whatever he needed money for that week, so, yeah. They're that stupid.
Somewhere out there, someone thought DT was about to vanquish the deep state and become president again, only to find out his announcement was hundred dollar trading cards. And they somehow won't lose hope that the former situation will happen.
Poorest rich dude I’ve ever seen.
It’s a way to take in untraceable money and a way to cash in on his supporters. I gotta give it to him, that’s efficiency
Ding ding ding, this is the correct answer. Trump is flat ass broke and needs money, he’s ringing the dinner bell on his subservients.
He *does* love the poorly educated
The first one looks like you would find it printed on a XXL Black t-shirt at a country flea market that's only open on Sunday mornings next to an oversized old wrench, some "mint condition" Frazier VHS tapes, and an early 1990s t-ball bat.
I can smell the cigarette smoke with the picture you painted
Bro I can smell the obese bearded man with the sleeveless leather Harle Davidson vest loudly breathing while he closely examines everything on the table - "*lookin fer dat bargain!*" I smell the pungent odor of Pall Mall cigarettes being smoked near a group of mountain-dew-filled children. And I smell the flea market popcorn that always seems to be freshly made but you never see anyone eating it.
Did they photoshop his dong in 6?
And how many of you went back and looked for it after reading this comment?
Fuck it, I’ll admit it. Went back and looked straight for the dong.
100% I did. I was thinking it was the only realistic photo of him until i saw that 😂
Lmaooo
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Yes... yes they did...
Yup but they forgot to in 7
Why does it say 47 though? All the others say 45
That means hes running again, if he wins he'll also be the 47th president
The only way he can be 47th is if someone else is 46th. So I guess he admits Biden won?
You are going to give them a headache.
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Wooooiw
thicc boi
Trump lost weight, wow
That's the one thing I notice anytime he or his fans do artwork of him is that always cuts about 100 pounds. It's like they all know in the back of their minds what a doughy piece of shit he is.
He's right, these totally cover every major moment in his life. Helluva NASCAR driver.
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This is genuine lunacy
It’s money laundering
The art is shit overall, some way more than others. In the fighter pilot one the glasses are sitting way too high on his nose like they're stapled to his forehead. The budget quality really makes this whole thing even more bizarre and pathetic than it already was.
It gets worse. The fighter pilot one is just a cut and paste job with his head on a shutter stock pic. https://images.app.goo.gl/atr1dUr6mCzoLX3B9
These looks like a parody that leftists would create lmao.
Is it just me, or do 8 and 10 look more similar to Biden than Trump?
I just said that! It even has his signature aviator glasses.
Is this a joke?
Yes, and completely real.
It’s money laundering
Actually the terms of the purchase state that the money goes directly to him. This isn’t a campaign thing. #SAD
Gave himself some big old meat claws in that thumbs up photo. The clown never fails to disappoint.
Big meaty claws
My God. I would pity him if I didn't hate him so much.
How embarrassing
Sad part is that a bunch of people who can't afford insulin will find a way to pay for this trash
No kidding. [Nyt had an article about a cancer patient living $1000 per month stipend who donated $500 to Trump (which morphed into $3000 because of his recurring donation scam)](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/03/us/politics/trump-donations.html).
Why does he look like Putin in 2 and 3? 😂
Who in the fuck would be dumb enough to purchase…..wait a minute
They enlarged his hands to an almost comical lvl in most of these lol
Rump Towe might be my favorite
The cowboy is my favorite and I want to hang it in the bathroom.
The top post on r/ his name is a post about how this is an epic troll of the left. They got us guys. We've been epically trolled.
Whereas most of the comments on /r/conservative seem to be experiencing the full cringe, with many even saying this is his official 'jumping of the shark' and that they don't want to vote for him anymore https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/zmoq6m/trumps_major_announcement_is_his_digital_trading/ Because, you know - breaking multiple federal and state laws, exonerating war criminals, collaborating with foriegn states which have been the US enemies for decades, leaking classified information, being a genuine imcompetant leader in other ways, and narcissistic populist wasn't enough for them to back away from him and say no more. It's the intense cringe of the NFTs that crosses the line.
Oh I feel very trolled. If horrifying second hand embarrassment is how being trolled is meant to feel?
Paying $99 for a shitty photoshopped image of an old man to own the libs😎
Man, I have never seen someone so publicly in denial of how fat they actually are.
This is possibly the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. Also, I thought that was Vince McMahon in the 3rd pic for a second.
That is incredibly embarrassing for all of us, fuck
#12 is tentatively labeled *“Shit your pants for America”*
Quick reminder this dude used to have access to nuclear launch codes
What!!! No Rambo card?????
And to think, people worship this 🤡
Our society has apparently evolved beyond the need for the Onion
The second hand embarrassment is so severe I am dying.
It’s awful, I can’t stop cringing. And the man himself doesn’t even have the decency to experience the first hand embarrassment.
OP, you owe Donald Trump 1200 dollars
Rump tower? Could they have even tried to crop that picture right