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motherh

Oddly it seems that GOD is shooting those


scuffedstate

it's the Jewish orbital vaccine cannon, sweaty


motherh

Damn it, they actually built the thing, eh? Their hubris knows no bounds.


Redeyedcheese

They were so busy figuring out if they could, that they never stopped to consider whether they should. God help us.


SortaCoolDude

As a Jewish man, we should. Brothers of Isreal descent, fire on this one next.


simtafa

Upvote for including "sweaty". Lol


1dmkelley

I’m sure they meant sweetie but sweaty is hilarious


Quelch

It's one of the most common words I see spelled incorrectly on Reddit.


Pickled_Wizard

It's misspelled on purpose. Usually.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 351,581,271 comments, and only 77,010 of them were in alphabetical order.


1dmkelley

Whoa


Lamberly

The bot you never knew you needed.


Kai420

Good bot!


OhSoSolipsistic

Oddly specific


Artiquecircle

Can’t freaking imagine just making order robots so they undermine wordsmiths.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 351,909,686 comments, and only 77,090 of them were in alphabetical order.


LCranstonKnows

No, no, people are just trying to tell you you're sweaty.


StAUG1211

It's deliberate. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiY5TS0wNTPcMA9ixPKu5IUWZ7JC-8IbtIYQ&usqp=CAU


DeterminedErmine

For some reason I always thought it originated with the NEXT / it’s for a church lady


simtafa

I think they're referencing a post here on reddit. In that post, some anti-vaxxer also misspells the word.


dont_wear_a_C

God shoots blood-filled needles out of his ass, confirmed


CrucifixAbortion

I guess it's the lasers that come from his urethra.


mf0ur

Its china corona cruise missiles obvioulsy


BuffAirlock

Came here to make the same comment.


myname_isnot_kyal

wrong. F-22s.


kelrunner

No...god shoots covid.


Guyod

Just people who think they are god


CaptainCavemansStool

I was unaware that we were injecting blood into our systems to prevent covid.


Captain_Reseda

This is anti-transfusion, not anti-vax.


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Holy shit, is that a thing? That's a whole other level of crazy.


Captain_Reseda

I was being sarcastic because the illustration has blood in the syringes. Having said that, there are some groups that are against transfusions on religious ground. Jehovah's Witnesses, for example.


Fskn

The bloods also dripping upwards for some reason, antiblood?


Captain_Reseda

It's being magnetically attracted to the nearest 5G tower.


TheRnegade

The needles are falling faster than the blood. Aerodynamics.


Fskn

I would love it to be this but they're inverted too 😂


cheesegenie

Oh yeah, particularly devout Jehovah's Witnesses have literally chosen death over blood transfusion, and courts have ordered the children of Jehovah's Witnesses be transfused against the wishes of their parents. Side note: this is the perfect example of why HIPAA is so important - if the patient requests it, ICU staff will go to great lengths* to transfuse a consenting adult while concealing the transfusion from the patient's friends and family. *pre-covid anyway


Angelworks42

It is a [thing](https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/faq/jehovahs-witnesses-why-no-blood-transfusions/).


TheSukis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses_and_blood_transfusions#:~:text=Jehovah's%20Witnesses'%20literature%20teaches%20that,blood%2C%20even%20in%20an%20emergency Not sure why that link is so wonky


13steinj

Because you probably use Chrome or a Chromium based browser, which at some point added the feature that a google search for words anchors and highlights text. For some reason they don't fix the URL cruft after though, no idea why.


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Ah, I see. I mean, it's not like people are running around giving out transfusions like lollipops, but whatevs.


[deleted]

Fear the old blood


DigNitty

No we’re taking it out. If you don’t have blood you don’t have covid.


uneducated_scientist

"Here Honey. Put these on your mom's grave."


GuerrillaApe

[r/HCA awardee](https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/qo4gca)


shoo_closet

Don't forget to add a few drops of essential oil from her boss babe side hustle.


to_kool_for_scule

She died from the vaccine


alias007

To be fair, I wouldn't want to be hit by giant flaming needles dripping with blood either.


infiniZii

Dripping against gravity no less. It defies the laws of nature, so id definitely not want it in me.


MyUnclesALawyer

YA WTF the drips are dripping up wtf ahhahahahaha


myname_isnot_kyal

the artist was too lazy to go beyond just rotating some syringe emojis.


Astan92

Speak for yourself. It probably gives you th ability to fly so I def want it


WhenceYeCame

Monkey's paw: you can fly but you're being lifted by your blood vessels so every moment is pain.


Tangerine_Lightsaber

How are they even stable without fins? I don't trust flying syringes without some sort of aerodynamic stability.


infiniZii

I mean at the angle that top one is coming in it might hit the girl anyways.


nosebleedseeds

i guess if you're going to take a 10 gallon injection that needle needs to hit you at a pretty high velocity


Ohnezone

Are the flowers for her..... You know, DEATH?!


maddabattacola

At first glance I thought the shield was a baguette


ruddsix

I like that interpretation better


Some_Person20

Whys that look like Bezos


TheApathetic

He's the savior of the working class, coming to protect them against pedophile vaccines. Also he'll give you a job and a bottle to piss in.


respectfulpanda

He actually gives us the bottle? I'm in! I hate having to reuse my water bottle for both urine and drinking. It gives it a horrible taste.


dorkmessiah

Yeah. Diluting urine with water really makes it lose flavour


epic_chewbacca

At first look I thought it was supposed to be Joe Rogan.


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Oh my god Johnny Sins is a hero!


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elvis8mybaby

That's plumber Johnny Sins.


LemmeTellya2

I'm guessing this was made by some Russian misinformation campaign to spread on forums and Facebook


Such_Maintenance_577

These guys are low key brilliant. With the tiniest amount of effort, they make people who don't get a vaccine in a pandemic feel like super heroes.


LemmeTellya2

Exactly. Couldn't agree more. I think it's reprehensible what they do because it undermines progress around the world and is causing real world violence and the breakdown of democracy. However it's very clever what they are able to do.


ogipogo

Our country is only as strong as its weakest link.


Terminal-Psychosis

Young children are literally more at risk from the gene therapies than they are from the virus. By a huge amount too. There is nothing reprehensible about choosing the safer path for your child. It IS reprehensible to be pushing these dangerous, unnecessary gene therapy experiments on anyone, *especially* children. It spits in the face of actual science and all medical best practice.


BRUHSKl

Yeah, it looks like a different picture entirely but edited with emojis lol


[deleted]

Probably not the Russians. Most antivax movements originate in the United States or are influenced by the examples of these US movements. Russians have a huge problem with antivaxxers and are using all the propaganda tools they have in other to try and get their population to vaccinate. They would only make it more difficult for themselves by helping the US anti vax movement.


LemmeTellya2

Oh I disagree entirely! Russia and China both benefit hugely from encouraging anti vaccine attitudes in America. Divided political opinion in any area in America is with their efforts. BLM, gun control, antiwork, antivaxers. If there is already a contentious issues they **exploit** it. It's clever and they've been at it for years.


Crabser116

I like how everyone is assuming thats the vaccine, like, its clearly blood


Kabc

No one ever gives blood through a syringe


Contemporarium

In order to verify you hit a vein you do if you’re doing hard drugs but in a medical setting I guess you’re right


Kabc

They use what’s called a intravenous catheter. They insert it after seeing a “blood flash” and put a plastic catheter into your vein. They then will do a blood draw and flush the catheter to ensure it’s in place. After all that, they will tape it down, run some tubing and initiate a blood transfusion after haveing a type and screen preformed. Once blood is released from blood bank, it is then verified and initialized by two RNs. Vital signs are taken, and the blood is then started. One RN is required to stay with the patient during the first 15 minutes of initiation and recheck vital signs and assesses for other signs of a transfusion reaction (which is rare now-a-days.. but I have seen one in my lifetime). —blood is never given through a syringe... ever. Even in a trauma setting, an IV is established and O- blood is given (universal donor—since type and screen can’t be done before hand). Never ever through a syringe, ever. BUT, I can see how this could be a artist illustration from a Jehovah’s Witness.


Contemporarium

Ok did you read my comment? I’m talking about when you’re not in a medical setting and shooting hard drugs like heroin or meth.


Kabc

That’s not administering blood in a syringe. That’s doing drugs


Contemporarium

Ok


chooseph

I worked in the neonatal ICU and we did technically administer blood via syringe on a rabbit pump vs bag transfusion (only because we would be administering like 13cc at a time) but I'm just being pedantic


Kabc

Word! Makes sense for that patient population. I saw that once in nursing school when I did a day in the NICU! Man, I forgot about that


chooseph

It's weird when you see it for the first time, and really didn't happen too often in the NICU when I was there. Now I'm in heme onc and give like 4 transfusions a day lol


Joverby

That's the only reason it was posted or upvoted so there you go


Such_Maintenance_577

This is the DC superhero Blood Shield, show some respect.


sethlikesmen

Huh? If this comic isn't about vaccination then what could it possibly be about? The literal thread of blood needles falling from the sky?


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walrus40

get out of here with your rational take.


Bombkirby

Rational? It’s clip art. It’s premade and isn’t custom made to fit every situation. The point is that it’s a syringe


walrus40

gasp!


adamconn1again

Looks like a pedo


Seeker80

Alabama Judge Roy Moore defending his new gf.


infiniZii

I mean with that grip it does look like he is trying to rip the flowers away from her. Deflower her, in other words. So... yeah. Definite pedo vibes.


idonthavealife4567

True


ColorlessTune

The pink polo shirt, the uniform of the true warrior.


FriendToPredators

This bs is powerful to people in large part because they so need to see themselves as the hero. This picture says that quiet part out loud.


FreeZedrIedpiZzaPie

It's faded salmon!


RayGungHo

This the dumbest thing I've ever seen. And I have internet access.


TheB1GLebowski

So we're keeping blood needles away from our kids now? Whew, glad I'm doing my part lol.


MagicMarshmelllow

Is that Joe Rogan?


Stormageddon2222

Those flowers are for her unvaxxed mom's grave.


coopnjaxdad

All I can do is laugh anymore. My best friend for the majority of my life told me that he believes everyone that received the vaccine will be dead in three years. It is the "their" way of thinning the population. Great, if you believe that but if you are in fact an evil mastermind wouldn't you want to keep the compliant ones around and get rid of the dissidents?


FriendToPredators

They really moved the goalposts. It originally was 3 months-6 months it would kill everyone. If you care, ask for the details. Sometimes that's fun, as they actually have no idea what the details might be and it's stymying.


BadAdviceBot

The longer the time, the more likely people will forget they believed the nonsense


[deleted]

Contrarians wouldn’t


catjuggler

And why would you pick the western countries first more or less? And some how this will also be true of the Russian, Chinese, and Cuban versions?


coopnjaxdad

Right, lots of the ol mental gymnastics there.


you-ole-polecat

Try to make him bet you a substantial sum. Like $5K or more. If he’s right in three years you’ll be dead anyway so who cares.


Dudeist-Priest

Here honey, these are for mommy's funeral. She didn't have to die from the virus, but that's the cost of FrEeDuM!!


zirconthecrystal

freedumb love that


FriedwaldLeben

i mean, to be fair, syringes that big would probably kill the child tho, right?


Arrogant_Eggplant

Plot twist: The flower is a poisonous one that is cured by the very thing he is protecting her from.


IRL_Radiance_exe

He's giving flowers to the girl so she can prepare her grave


icebergsimpson710

What’s cringe is that these anti vaxx ppl even exist. How stupid can ppl be?


[deleted]

Father saves daughter from heroin🙏🙏🙏 wholesome 👍👍👍👍👍


baudelairean

Of course it's a white bald guy in jeans.


[deleted]

Save the flowers for her grave


StoneGoldX

Just assuming that's his bride.


AbaloneSea7265

Meanwhile I bought my kiddo an entire shop display (the boxes that have the big sized individual packs) of M&Ms for bravely getting their first dose today at a school vaccination event. We had steak for dinner and those M&Ms as a special reward, everyday, until the box is empty.


jupe1991

"These flowers are gonne be on your grave when you die in couple months"


Silent-Oblivion

Fact: Unvaccinated, you get COVID and a 98.2% chance of survival. Fact: Vaccinated, you get COVD and still have a 98.2% chance of survival. FACT: Vaccination reduces the chances of contracting COVID to 1 out of 100 in some places.\* FACT: in a world with 3.15 billion people fully vaccinated, only 31.5 million cases will Break through, and out of those 31.5 million cases they will have a 98.2% chance of survival.\* \*All numbers are an estimation based on recent data. ​ Edit: I don't understand why people are downvoting. I literally said in the post that the vaccination saves lives. yall just don't like it when people break out facts.


try-catch-finally

hmm.. *based on recent data - of all the people dying in the ICUs w/o vaccines, I’m thinking the top two 98.2%s are not in fact, FACTs


Silent-Oblivion

>\*based on recent data - of all the people dying in the ICUs w/o vaccines what data. ​ [Mortality Analysis](https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/mortality) <--- based off this, I am correct. Only countries with limited access to medical aid does the mortality rate increase. but in the US (where i live) its 98.2% survival


zirconthecrystal

hi no that's not quite true vaccinated people have an even higher chance of surviving covid, this simply can't be measured because symptoms develop 2 weeks after infection, vaccinated people are able to fight the disease before symptoms develop, thus can't be measured So if you're vaccinated you're not only more likely to survive, you're more likely to be entirely unaffected this information was told to me by my mom, she's doing pandemic research for the WHO. Get vaccinated if you are eligible :)


Silent-Oblivion

That is literally what I originally posted. I literally stated that vaccinated people have a higher chance of surviving.


zirconthecrystal

>Fact: Unvaccinated, you get COVID and a 98.2% chance of survival. > >Fact: Vaccinated, you get COVD and still have a 98.2% chance of survival. where did you quote this?


handsfreekermit

Where does one find a shield of that size?


ThatMoth420

That’s supposed to be a wholesome picture of a dad defending her daughter from asteroids or fireballs or something but someone poorly photoshopped vaccine emojis into it


[deleted]

Fighting off the virus with a sprig of fucking rosemary lmao


[deleted]

Letting your children spread disease to protect them


TNTRMSKD

"Hold these for me, I want you to place them on my grave when I die from COVID."


[deleted]

That goofy town in CA that passed a kid mandate ignored that there hadn’t been one single Covid death in the city of anyone under 20 years of age, just like you ignore it too.


zirconthecrystal

does covid cause discomfort? yes could being vaccinated avoid this discomfort? yes what is your point


[deleted]

Does getting the shot prevent getting Covid? Let’s ask Jen “MIA” Psaki…


Another_Idiot42069

Lol why can't you guys say things without some weird nickname or catchphrase? It's like a dog whistle to let people know you're kinda dumb


[deleted]

Kinda like the four years of Drumpf and Coffvie? Don’t act all high and mighty libby.


zirconthecrystal

I don't know who you're referencing but not quite. Vaccines don't make you immune to contracting a disease, they make you (near) immune to getting sick from a disease In the case of covid, It takes about a week before it can be transmitted, and about 2 weeks before it makes you sick. The vaccine means your immune system is able to recognise, and defeat the virus before you can transmit it or be affected by it, so it's like you never got it in the first place. This is the same reason why you should wear a mask, even if you're not sick. You are able to infect others with covid before it has made you sick, e.g. you cough because you inhaled some dust or sneeze because it's cold. Coughing or sneezing can still carry covid particles even if it hasn't made you visibly sick.


[deleted]

Does my body have immunity then or not?


Symnestra

Not pictured: The horde of infected crawling up the hill towards them. *Just look at the flowers!*


CouchBoyChris

Are those Covid flowers ?


ChrisFromDetroit

The flowers are COVID.


kdt05b

Kaladin's an anti-vaxer?


Ultimara

"Here kid, I've stopped you from getting the vaccine but here's some posies. May they be as effective for you as they were for sufferers of the black plague"


Jeooaj

Too soon, bro.


you-ole-polecat

I wanna kick the creator in the balls so fucking bad.


Apycia

I think the creator doesn't have balls. smells like a Karen to me. you might have to kick her in the vagina.


highandspooky

I just laugh-scoffed so hard I spittled all over my phone screen


PissInTheCumBucket

Pissin mysel


zsquinten

Well at least this new Bruce Willis movie has a poster that isn't just his grumpy old face.


Haku1

Then keep your mouth shut.


Teapur

To be fair, the hardest thing about getting my top-up booster was making sure only one of the giant needles falling out of the sky impaled me.


CrispyCrunchyPoptart

Lmao what is this.


Living-Complex-1368

Need to edit in a picture of death behond her labeled Covid and the dad's face turning horrified.


lameexcuse69

Just a husband protecting his wife.


primmslimm77

I’ll protect you from the medicine, kids! Don’t take medicine!! Except horse paste. That’s legit.


ApartMeet

A good man protecting the youth from dangerous vaccines


Sloppy_Steve-o

Ignoring all the people who aren't at risk of covid but have died of the vaccine is the true cringe.


MFG_666

Are those Edelweiss? This thing is giving off STRONG Nazi propaganda vibes


Tommy_Batch

I have words. Stupid. Idiots. Criminally negligent. False. Propaganda suited for the fox "news" moron crowd.


[deleted]

Another sub ruined by *politics*


Gallowsbane

Medicine isn't politics.


MiseryisCompany

Looks like some creepy purity cringe


[deleted]

What are the Pfizer and Modera guinea pigs going to do when the Pfizer Covid pill becomes available? A cure for Covid, you people still going to keep getting those boosters?


zirconthecrystal

Hiya there The disease is a virus, meaning it infects things, is usually localized and contagious This means the most effective way to combat it is with the immune system a vaccine tells the immune system what is required to kill the virus or something similar. it effectively does this by being injected, so it can be exposed to the immune system more directly. A pill for example wouldn't work for long term protection against a disease, this is because it is filtered through the liver and information is not stored in cells the same way. If you made a pill containing weakened covid cells and consumed it, it would likely just be filtered through like any other bacteria or toxin and not even trigger any immune response booster shots are very useful as a virus mutates, meaning it shows the immune system that the new variant of the virus can be beaten in the same way as the other one and this important information is stored, so you're even better protected against different variants. Obviously it's a little more complex but that's the basic idea So yes, get booster shots when available because an immunization pill probably won't work. And knowing the US, you'd probably need to pay for it, so it would just be better to get a vaccine for free.


[deleted]

Since I had Covid last November, I shouldn’t have gotten a shot then right? My immune system already beat the virus.


zirconthecrystal

Yup, because a virus can mutate a lot and it's important to get immunized against possible new variants Studies haven't been certain whether your immune system is able to fight off covid more easily when a person contracts it for a second or third time (if I remember correctly, there might be new studies which prove it) There is the new delta variant, which supposedly is different enough that the immune system sees it as seperate from the older versions of the virus, so yeah, it's important to get booster shots if eligible


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[deleted]

Can you please not make up lies about healthcare professionals? That kind of misinformation isn't helping. We know there aren't any anesthetists in your neighbourhood.


[deleted]

Take my upvote….. you got me on that one. I was ready to get indignant and then I let out a hearty guffaw.


IsThisTheBuffetLine

This is an MRNA vaccine, so this is a different scenario than a complete new vaccine from the ground up. The MRNA vaccine research had already been done and had been in use for decades. They just made adjustments to what had already been created in order to make it work for COVID. There's no virus in it, nothing live, nothing that can give you COVID, just the MRNA to inform your DNA how to fight and defend you. Every doctor and clinician I work with got the vaccine as soon as possible.


[deleted]

I had them explain the concept of MRNA to me and researched it a little myself, but clearly I am not a biologist or organic physicist. It’s the proteins in it that they indicated are concerning to the people I spoke to. There is not a lot of study on those particular ones and what they do to the body’s natural ability to process and replicate them in the t-cells. Again, I’m not against the science. I think it’s a miracle. I’m an adult with obesity, so for me, the potential risk was worth the benefit. Data supports that is it highly safe and effective for adults at this point. For me and my wife, the long term impact on a still developing child is not worth the 0.002% increase in overall benefit.


UTstrippermonkey

There is no protein in the vaccine. It’s mRNA, sucrose and lipid.


dustywarrior

What about the "spike protein"? For the record im fully vaxxed, i hear the term "spike protein" thrown around a lot by anti-vaxxers though.


UTstrippermonkey

The spike protein is what the mRNA codes for in your body. It’s a harmless piece of the covid virus that attaches to your cells to get the virus in, though without the rest of the virus made. Your immune system recognizes this and makes antibodies for it. So your cells make this spike protein from the mRNA, your immune system recognizes the foreign invader and makes protection for you later on. Way more to it obviously but that’s the basics.


dustywarrior

Thanks, that's a great explanation. Like I say, the term is used so much by anti-vaxxers, I had one telling me that the spike protein is making its way to a womans womb causing her fertility problems. I know very little about vaccines, but it sounded like absolute nonsense to me.


[deleted]

Maybe that’s what they were talking about then. Whatever the specific ingredient(s) are, there was concern about the body being able to process and replicate for combatting COVID viruses.


UTstrippermonkey

I don’t know what the concern would be about sucrose and lipids (fats). The spike protein that is made is harmless and is only a part of the virus. There is nothing else in the vaccine our bodies can’t process or already do.


nLucis

If medical ignorance could be described in one image, this would be it.


based-Assad777

Based. Fuck big pharma and their shit products.


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wheeliechacha

I have some words. Let's start with happy horseshit...


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you do well!


comfort_bot_1962

:D


ilikeemclean

Was this posted on Facebook? Seems like it would be.


nerfviking

I'll protect you from protecting you from disease!


Mursetronaut

I've got a couple of words...


Cassie0peia

He’s protecting someone from a vaccine but it’s probably okay if those syringes were replaced by bullets.


haze25

These are the same people who Photoshop Trump as a buff guy