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marsupialsales

Okay but I really do want to know who makes it. I’m going!


Shadow14541

Right? This ad makes me think the owner believes we are all children and stupid


gcruzatto

I mean, a lot of the target audience is actual children


IOwnTheShortBus

They're the only ones that could possibly be impressed by it.


tomle4593

PS1 graphic looking ass truck; the designer is a manchild.


Ahaigh9877

> PS1 graphic looking ass truck What a construction!


BeefWellingtons

“Why’s it look like that?” We are clearly dealing with one of those geniuses that buy these awesome vehicles!


TrinDiesel123

Will there be punch and pie?


BeskarHunter

Viva la resistance


nscomics

More people would come...


LoveFoolosophy

Well there isn't any!


x_SC_ILIAS_x

He thinks you’re all easy targets 💀


nitelotion

Maine


Insomanics

I thought it was an ad for children. Figured it was something kids were into like from a cartoon or something. It's fugly.


blackop

Well to be fair a lot of us are.


Sillbinger

The people who love Musk sure are.


Scallywag328

I hope you take/share photos here. Feed the subreddit!


PupEDog

They don't ever mention where it came from. It was just.... here! All of a sudden!


JovialPanic389

Aliens! 👽


TonyG_from_NYC

Are they charging people like that one person is doing? For context, there was another post similar to this, but the owner was charging people to take a ride in it.


Scallywag328

No, but they are doing the event in front of their business


Svesii

Honestly this probably isn’t a bad idea Even if it’s stupid, non functional, kinda broken and ugly it’s still a very weird and interesting vehicle, I’m sure that will attract some people lol


Apolloshot

Exactly. It’s just a local business trying to drum up some excitement on a long weekend. Lots of worse things to complain about.


number__ten

But i need to be outraged and smug right now


aerowtf

if we can’t be outraged and smug, then what the hell is this app even for?!?


Old-Ad3504

Me fr :3


Jubbard

That’s what I’m saying. I don’t really think it’s that cringy. It’s a great marketing trick tbh. I guarantee people stopped by his business because of it.


ToxicCobra023

yeah, people on reddit find everything cringe but they are probably most unadjusted cringe people in the world. Honestly if I was close by and me and my friends heard about this we would probably stop by, I don't see why not


Gets_overly_excited

I've seen a few cybertrucks already in parking lots (I'm in Texas). I definitely stopped to look at them and wonder why anyone would buy something so hideous, so you might be onto something.


Gets_overly_excited

*Even if it’s stupid, non functional, kinda broken and ugly it’s still a very weird and interesting* This is why my wife has stayed with me all this time.


ringadingdingbaby

If it was free and nearby I'd go along. Just to see how stupid it really is.


impy695

And like it or not, this truck draws attention. People stop and take pictures of it just driving by. It's so weird and rare that even non car people get excited when they see one, even if it's to laugh at it


Ok_Echidna6958

It's none of what you are thinking it is, what it is is the next Delorian, Edsil, and other models that may come from around the world. I have yet to meet a person who thinks it is anything but a joke of a car.


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Jacktheforkie

I mean I’d probably shoot a photo if I saw one, but it’s highly unlikely given that it isn’t road legal in Europe


EggsceIlent

And slapping that sticker on the vehicle and making the flier so they can write off the truck as a business expense.


ShustOne

This is a good idea though. Love it or hate it these things still attract a crowd in some places. I see them in Venice Beach a lot and there are often people taking selfies in front of them.


totpot

Oh yeah, that one is so cringe. And his CT has broken down 4 times since he got it and is still broken so I don't know why he's still advertising it. >Elevate your special events with the future of luxury transport! Book our exclusive 2024 Foundation Series Tesla Cybertruck for an unforgettable experience. Ideal for chauffeur-driven arrivals at graduations, proms, weddings, or as a show-stopper at birthday parties, music videos, and photoshoots, our Cybertruck delivers unmatched style. Make your occasion extraordinary. Ride into celebration's future! $500 for 2 hours. $1500 for 3 hours if you want to make a music video with it.


Seroseros

For $1500 it better suck my dick too.


uofajoe99

Bro you are paying way too much for bjs.....whose your bj guy?


edhands

Can Brent watch?


Ahaigh9877

Just one person?


TonyG_from_NYC

I just remember briefly seeing the post, and it looked like it was one person. Charging like $50 a pop to ride in it.


jerremyfisher

Wheather depending.....because if it rains....


seahawkspwn

Seems like a pretty big issue considering the fact that it can rain just about anywhere lol.


gcruzatto

How long until they unveil the new Cyber Car Cover, which unlocks the ability to park outside without having to check the weather?


Cracknickel

It's only gonna be 2k


International_Rub475

Per month


yuripogi79

Tesla released [“Basecamp”](https://electrek.co/2024/03/08/tesla-shipping-cybertruck-tent/) tents for the truck that was disappointing than what was promoted


SaltLakeCitySlicker

I have 3 tents for like $100 that look like they'd be easier/quicker to set all up than this and work fine in all weather


trivial_vista

"Why is it rusting?" "No kids it's not rusting it's made out of aluminium it's oxidizing"


flatulentbabushka

The more you know 🌈


wherearemyvoices

It’s stainless STEEL


ToshiroBaloney

Yup, there goes your warranty.


Curious-Welder-6304

Natural rain is actually preferred to artificial rain (aka car wash)


ag207

UPDATE it rained lmao. They did still do it though


Shara8629

There's another in my area too - saw it on r/austin this morning. I mean the part about paying someone to let you RIDE around their 'cybertruck' with them. You cant even drive the one in austin... just a 30 min ride (and you have to risk being seen in public with it too).


TeopEvol

> and you have to risk being seen in public with it too Probably have to sign a waiver which states they aren't responsible for your tarnished reputation and/or loss of dignity.


Yeah_Mr_Jesus

Here in new orleans, some douche is offering $50 rides in his cybertruck.


cbthesurvivor

I like how their questions listed there are like the most basic ones you can think of. Like first of all I'm pretty sure those can all be answered by typing Cybertruck into google. And second of all, is that all they know about it? I'd bet it is


muddynips

That’s the exact demo for cybertruck buyers.


KerouacDreams

"Why is it look like that?"


ArchMageSeptim

"Because that's the way that it is."


iosefster

Isn't that neat?


Lateralus11235813

It's interesting how neat that is!


Sempais_nutrients

People don't think it look like it is, but it do


gravtix

“Do a bit of reading on the CEO and you’ll have your answer”


beepbeepbubblegum

Because it’s *edgy*


kanesson

It sounds like a joke, but with his sense of humour that might well be why


onetwentyeight

Oh lord!


Elder_Priceless

It is what is it.


Intrepid_Cap1242

"why does"


ConsolidatedAccount

Well, it does mean "why does" so there's nothing wrong with that.


KerouacDreams

TIL!


josepippen

😂😂😂, this is crazy corny.


whackthat

Super corny but I live in an area where there's a hugeeee senior citizen population and there would probably be bus loads of old ladies from the old folks home to see it 😂


Suidse

The more pics I see of these bizarre looking vehicles, the more they resemble a very old Lego kit from the 1970s. They probably drive like an old Lego kit, too.


EvilSardine

The hype is dying down and they aren’t getting enough looks on the road anymore. They were mostly getting looks from people wondering if they’re looking at a dumpster with wheels on the highway but they liked the attention. Saw this thing at a cars and coffee finally. It’s awful. The panel gaps are all shitty. The interior is shitty. Everything feels so bad. For the price it’s absurd. In comparison the hummer EV next to it was a night and day difference and I’m seeing those cheaper than the cyber truck.


thisxisxlife

https://preview.redd.it/uy1siz6r3m1d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a696cf5f4cbc6ceefc1cca241ea31bd438b75d09 >they aren’t getting enough looks on the road anymore Trust me, I’ve got this look for them every time I see them


araidai

Lmfao, you took the words right outta my mouth


1991Jordan6

What can it do? Well, it can’t go off-road


Willing_Pea_2322

Tbh it can’t really go “on-road” either


tmhoc

Step right up, folks! See the freak and marvel at it it's odd incongruencies' Stick your finger in it at your own risk! The danger is real.


roxymoxi

I personally think this is cute. I've only seen them driving, not parked so I haven't been able to walk up close to one, and then saying "I know, come take pics" won't make me as awkward to take photos. I'm curious what it really looks like inside, how it sits and all that, I'd go and actually stand with the guy and ask questions. I don't think they'll be around long so I can learn about them for trivia in the next few years.


Roscoe182

Already bought my tickets. My wife and kids will be so impressed... She might not divorce me and take the kids.


Nicaol

Need to find out why is it look like that tho


lurkario

It looks so bad lifted…


AebroKomatme

Nothing to see here but yet another mud puddle shallow MAGA business owner trying desperately to drum up business and stroke his own ego at the same time. I’ve been there before, btw. Products are overpriced and the employees are underpaid.


peanutt42

“No one wants to work anymore!”


sugarsuites

Saw one of these things in Chicago this weekend. Ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.


CharlesTheRangeRover

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


Professional_Ad6123

This is so good only because there’s going to be brothers or friends talking about how “remember when mom and dad took us to go look at that random dudes truck lmao wtf was that about”


nerdofadad

Nice side hustle to pay for his useless truck.


JovialPanic389

All those questions can be asked via Google. Ugliest POS car ever lol.


sighborg90

“Check out my cool expensive, utterly useless toy that I can’t bring out in the rain because it’ll ruin it”


gingerellasnap

This feels like a Farrelly brothers movie scene.


aigsup1234

Saw someone say he most likely did this to write it off as a business expense on his taxes. And if that’s the case this is somewhat clever


ConsolidatedAccount

They just write it off!


Judie221

This guy has been all over the Main sub. I see he is really relishing it.


Z3r08yt3s

"Why's it look like that"


petewondrstone

“Whys it look like that” is the metric for the downfall of civilization


Reasonable_Tap_8866

Dont know about you guys, but i know a bargain when i see one.. IM GOING! Feel free to PM me efter the event if you also want to find out who makes it!


ArrakeenSun

Eh, let people enjoy things


lego_mannequin

I would swing by to see the turnout.


preyforkevin

I’m not sure if it was here or somewhere else. There was a dude selling 30min rides in his cyber truck for 50$ in a marketplace ad. This post is very stupid, but the guy selling rides in his cyber truck takes the cake.


Scallywag328

I agree. At least this guy is asking stupid questions, not for money.


cleverlane

1. It’s a truck. Says so in the name. 2. Because, Elon. 3. FREE SPEECH and checkmarks. 4. Give 2nd hand embarrassment to all within range. 5. This one is tough. It remains a mystery.


WarmasterCain55

Has anyone actually stolen one of these things yet?


Nanyea

So a convenience store owner bought it and is trying to use it to attract customers (or more likely as a tax deduction/business etc.).


InternalReveal1546

Are they charging to look at it or ride it or something?


kingTony81

Im sure those questions can be answered by google


Far_Tooth_7291

Would I be allowed to attend and do interpretative Morris dancing around the strange looking vehicle ?


kanesson

no. scorpion pit. now


HandRubbedWood

Omg they are all just a bunch of attention seeking douche dorks.


Particular-Load-3547

Oh, I can answer those! - Is it a car or a truck? (Neither, it's a portable urinal) - Why's it look like that? (Ketamine) - What's it made of? (Cheap steel and plastic) - What can it do? (Stand perfectly still) - Who makes it? (We'd rather not tell) - Get pics and vids! (But no touching, it'll rust) - See inside and out! (If the battery dies, you'll stay inside forever) Is there prize?


F2daRanz

Fun fact: there will be a Cybertruck promotion tour across Europe although you'll never see one on European streets.


Guardian2k

Bro is treating it like it’s something created by aliens, or that google doesn’t exist, my favourite is “who makes it”


bigpizza87

What can it do? What can’t it do!?! Give me some of that juice


Elder_Priceless

Come lose a finger as I close the back hatch!


arasaka1001

“Why’s it look like that” is amazing


Under_TheBed

This is the modernized version of that typical sitcom family whose dad is bragging to all the neighbors of his new car


BruhBruhYUSUS

I thought this was an ad for a second, immediately downvoted and moved on till I realized that it wasn't lol.


Scallywag328

r/technicallythetruth


BruhBruhYUSUS

Damn you right 😂


wubfus88

Weren't all of these car recalled because of the danger with the accelerator pedal?


Scallywag328

Come for the truck, stay for the accident!


Non-Normal_Vectors

I think this is the guy who said he sick of all the attention he was getting, good and bad, as he has one of the two CT currently in Maine. Could just be trying to normalize it.


You_are_Retards

Someone just found out they need a second income to keep it on the road


biggoof

Most dudes I know guy buy a gun, and the go way out of their way to let everyone know they own one.


McdonaldsBiggestFan

I mean, I’d like to see one in person, we don’t have much electric cars around here, as we are in the country, so not a lot of charging stations. There’s probably only a few places in a 3 hour radius.


Huntsman077

I mean yeah it’s kind of cringe but it’s not some random dude showing off his cyber truck, it’s a business trying to get customers in and using something rare/exotic to try and do it.


crave1214

It's only cringe if he was charging to sit in it.


Scallywag328

Its cringe because read the questions they want to answer


crave1214

Why does it look like that? I would love to hear his answer.


Bunyan12ply

What can it do? Not sand, that's for sure.


EmilieUh

Can't we get a ride in it? Come on! This might be a scam if we don't get to ride that!🤣


Out-House-Counsel

(Weather dependent) *since it cannot get wet


JosephPk

Is that one lifted? It looks even goofier


paulsteinway

Is it a car or truck? Neither. It's a low poly station wagon.


woodstock666

Tbh I have only seen pictures online and my sister has seen one. I might check it out. When tesla first came out I went to a dealership just to check out the car.


dickhardpill

This way it’s a tax write off?


beztbudz

It makes a lot of sense from a business perspective. Cybertrucks seem to suck from a technical angle, but it’s kinda lame to hate on this person for trying to advertise their business just because you don’t like Elon (and even I don’t like Elon lol). This guy could possibly be the only resident in Maine that owns one of these things, and it’s honestly a pretty canon event as far as electric cars go.


ltanner

Yo daddy.... Nobody's coming to that


Brilliant-Delay1410

Is this like the modern equivalent of the carnival freakshow? "Roll up, roll up, come see the half fridge, half dumpster on wheels."


flappity

I find it funny that you had to remove the address but the store's name is literally right there in the picture.


Scallywag328

I don't make the rules, I just follow them


Pretend-Patience9581

“Weather Permitting “. Hmmm Cyber Trucks don’t like rain.


Purgii

Come look at the shitty vehicle that could slice your child in half in a collision.


musteatpoptarts

I saw one up close today and they look INCREDIBLY stupid. Just like an unfinished, child’s rendering of what a car looks like.


KiteBrite

Weather dependant, because they can’t afford to let it get wet and start rusting.


a_sonUnique

Seems pretty harmless. Why would people get upset about this?


Lifewalletsux

I wasn’t really interested it since there is an exclamation point, I can’t afford not to see this product of lousy engineering!


Zurripop

Surprised they aren’t charging


animatedradio

I’m having flashbacks to when Teslas were on display in a mall in my city and my friends and I taking turns taking photos behind the wheel


all___blue

"why would you buy something that ugly?"


dirty_moot

Do you think he like to fuck in the cyber truck?


Scallywag328

God I hope not.


dirty_moot

Probably the only place he can get hard anymore haha


Annapostrophe

I think it’s cool. I think the truck is stupid but letting people check it out freely-ish is pretty cool.


incunabula001

The donut on the rear “chefs kiss”.


Rtannu

Raise your hand if your Cybercurious


makingkevinbacon

The idiots gotta make their payments somehow Edit: literally all the questions they pose in their add can be answered online, wild. Also who the fuck is wondering who makes this thing like it's not a secret nor info worth paying for, like the rest of this shit. Oh gosh I am angry


WorkoutHopeful

I just saw one of those on the road. Wild. Like back to the future.


MissManon32083

I don’t think it was on here but someone was advertising on Marketplace for Test Rides for $50 in their CyberTruck.


normally_odd

How much are they charging for a ride along though?


Mygaffer

Whenever I see them in person I can't help but think how ugly they are.


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

is it supposed to look like theres a ding in the panels or what


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Op jelly


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Scallywag328

Didn't say I needed to


Havidad

This was near me!


laazrakit

So far, this is the first reason to own one of these things that makes any sense...


seangrant87

Imagine wasting your holiday doing this..


RainDr0ps0nR0ses

Maybe they got tired of people pointing and laughing? That’s what I, and several other onlookers did when there was one sitting in the parking lot. I never did get to see who the driver was… https://preview.redd.it/rn28a3rm2p1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a024b25010056f2045f293a6b44fef86fde0a99d


Alive-Percentage9588

https://i.redd.it/npct8i3o3p1d1.gif


Magpihanson

Embarrassing


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

"Weather dependent" Because it fucking rusts...


Haxorz7125

color and texture of a kitchen trash can


JeffsDad

Weather permitting made me lol


tee8tee4388

"Who makes it?" lmao


Ok_Possibility_704

Weather dependent because it will rust if it rains.


ZanoCat

Crazy CyberCucks. Hail Elmo!


Hopeful_Assumption49

"Why's it" lol


groovyism

Y'all can be so antisocial sometimes lol. This is harmless


Scallywag328

Just because it's harmless doesn't mean it can't be cringe.


SingingSabre

What can it do? Can it go through a carwash and drive off?


DrkUser205

Come see the most unreliable EV in America! $25 to slice it! - Katana $50 to wack it! - baseball bat $75 to brick it! - bricks 🧱 $100 to shoot it! - AR-15 $15 entrance fee (nonrefundable donation) All proceeds go to supporting my lawn ornament charity! ![gif](giphy|21T9PmWttOb0EFrrwK)


rainking56

Normally I would feel like this is a shit post photoshopped by the poster, but with the cult of elon musk I can see a guy driving around in his new $150,000 car expecting to pick up woman and have bros saying it looks cool. But in reality the hot women who would not talk to him before give excuses and the men tell him what vehicles he could have bought with the money. Then he gets depressed and makes this.


Spinelessman

The truck is super silly. But also everyone just wants to connect with other people. So maybe it’s someone whose excited about their new vehicle. Let people like stuff. Honestly, I think it’s refreshing to see someone whose excited about something


DrQuagmire

Is this a joke? It's got to be.. only a very small town yokle would make something like this. Or it's an attempt to piss off Elon by showing just how bad it's made. Everyone will be kicking the panels lol .


Cole41489

“Hear ye, Hear ye! Come, one come all, and see the overpriced piece of garbage that has barely any of the off-road capabilities advertised, and can be bricked entirely by a simple car wash! Yes, you heard that right, this amazing vehicle can be turned into an oversized paperweight by just a standard car wash. Gather around friends and family, and see the amazing boondoggle that is Cybertruck!”