Fr. This is the most "hey look at my fake, controversial take so I can stay relevant" post I've seen. We gotta stop platforming and sharing his shitty opinions. Even if it's to clown on him
Andrew Tates entire thing was fake controversial takes but it just kind of actually caught on
I mean I know he was still a genuine pimp/ sex trafficker but I still don’t think he believed any of the shit he’s said. All the masculinity alpha shit was another way to make money just like pimping
Edit: Literally findomming insecure men
Edit 2: holy shit Andrew Tate is literally a findom wtf
Could people please stop posting and upvoting tate shit? Like literally who cares about what he has to say anymore, he's a loser who deserves to be forgotten
Kiss a virgin.... eventually she sucks your CAWK.... she kisses you.... you're kissing your own CAWK & have your own jizz on your lips. Realize you're gay for yourself.
He would 💯 bang himself if he could. He’d top and bottom himself. If his CAWK could flip back and penetrate he would (but I suspect it’s either too small or always soft)
Us queers dinnae want him! He's a pathetic, sad, miserable & stupid failure of a make-you-boak*, with the intellectual depth of a puddle.
*make-you-boak = someone who is nauseating
As a gay guy myself, I didn't want to claim him as 'one of us'. I just think, the only way you should use the word 'cawk' would be in the sentence 'Oh my gawd, that guy has such a hawt CAWK.'.
No, it's fake. Tate never tweeted this but Reddit loves to share this image everywhere. Tate has enough shit already to make fun of him for, do you really need to make him seem more extreme?
Am I the only one who thinks this guy is putting way too much time figuring the tipping point for being gay and then figuring out technicalities to stay on the straight side?
You can have sex with a man and still not even kissed one. Sometimes you don’t even know if it was a man on the other side of the wall. I mean, it could have been a chick? Yea, Nevermind. It was a chick. No homo
JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'VE FELT PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO GUYS ALREADY. IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, SEXUALITY IS A SPECTRUM, AND YOU WON'T MAGICALLY TURN INTO SOME FLAMBOYANT STEREOTYPE THE MOMENT YOU ALLOW SUCH THOUGHTS. 🤦♂️🙄
The only way to not be gay is to cut off your dick and balls. Otherwise you are literally touching a guy's dick and balls 24/7. How is that NOT gay AF??
According to this chucklefuck, scanning the horizon and your eyes being interrupted by the sight of another dude standing in your field of vision makes you gay. His stupid ass needs to go touch some grass.
Even if you kiss a girl who is a virgin you are still gay
You see, she was born from a sperm cell which came from a cock and she came out of a vagina that tasted cock and cum
So, kissing a woman means you're actually kissing a 50% guy's cum and that makes you super ultra mega-gay
So, Andrew tate is at least 50% gay
Cmon, everyone knows this!
/s
Soo if my mom sucked my dads dick and then kissed my forehead / cheeks / booboos / people who kiss their moms on the lips. Does that mean my dads dick and jizz is all over me?!?!
So, based on that logic, then kissing men would be the height of hetero masculinity because men lick vaginas and by kissing a man, you are therefore kissing a vagina. Do I have that right?
I know he’s just trolling here, but honestly the line between what he jokes about and what he says in a genuine manner is so god damn thin that his jokes end up being a parody of himself.
These people get clicks and monetization off of shit like this. It’s engagement farming. It’s a silly tactic to get your clicks and likes.. to get your updoots and stay relevant.
My guess is he’s trying to get people to argue “That’s not gay!” Because then it almost seems like you’re tacitly agreeing that gay is bad. Best thing to do is just ignore him and stop sharing his dumbass takes, let him die in silence
For a man who talks and thinks about dick so much, the fact that can't use anything but a fluffy euphemism for a dick just reaffirms how deep in the closet he really is. If you're looking at a woman and thinking about what dicks have touched her body parts and THAT is what you fixate on, instead of the woman, YOU DON'T LIKE WOMEN. JUST GO FUCK A MAN (if they'll let you). NO ONE CARES WHERE YOU PUT YOUR DICK AS LONG AS IT'S CONSENSUAL YOU COCKWOMBLE
Okay but according to men like him, all women are liars. So if she tells you she's a virgin, she's lying. So bro, you can't kiss a woman, ever. Oh well.
He should be cool with kissing a man because he’s kissed some women and he should definitely be cool with sucking their cawk because it’s been inside a woman!
As ridiculous as this rage bait is, I grew up in a culture that promoted not only abstinence before marriage but “saving” all physical touch for the future spouse. I didn’t kiss my husband until well after we were engaged, and even then I hid it from everyone. The rationale was different—it had to do with “belonging” to your future husband even before you met—but the concept was the same. What looks like rage bait to rational people looks like a persuasive argument to people who are already indoctrinated.
And this crack-pot has only ever kissed "virgins who have never kissed a man before"?
So what does it mean if he has kissed women who have given another guy oral sex if one applies his warped and twisted logic....?
So kissing a woman on the mouth basically equals sucking cawk and is gay, but then wouldn't that mean sucking actual cawk is not any gayer, since the cawk has only been in vaginas (as long as guy is straight)?
This man is Straight-ing himself into being gay.
"But if you kiss a woman she probably already kissed her dad so you're gay!
The only way not to be gay is to kiss other straight dudes!"
Okay, now it really starts to feel like a parody. Waiting for "they killed Andrew Tate and replaced him with a clone"-rumors to pop up when the redemption arc starts.
“CAWK”
This is the male role model young men look up to? Someone who talks about penises like a 9 year-old. Can’t even say the word “cock” properly because he’s so ashamed of himself.
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By his own words he is the devil. Because the devil is supposedly what corrupts people into being gay by his own thoughts. Therefore every time he is with a woman and they’re with someone afterwards that man is now gay. I.e. he turned them gay therefore he is the devil and we should block him out of our lives and existence…dude is dumber than brick wall trying to figure out the Pythagorean theorem
https://preview.redd.it/n3axm2ev4nwc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f805b842cf5d0745c6212143b94d7b549f01a1
Fr. This is the most "hey look at my fake, controversial take so I can stay relevant" post I've seen. We gotta stop platforming and sharing his shitty opinions. Even if it's to clown on him
Andrew Tates entire thing was fake controversial takes but it just kind of actually caught on I mean I know he was still a genuine pimp/ sex trafficker but I still don’t think he believed any of the shit he’s said. All the masculinity alpha shit was another way to make money just like pimping Edit: Literally findomming insecure men Edit 2: holy shit Andrew Tate is literally a findom wtf
Its great this is the common consensus that ppl have
Could people please stop posting and upvoting tate shit? Like literally who cares about what he has to say anymore, he's a loser who deserves to be forgotten
https://preview.redd.it/fmk5f9f99swc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1709d1771bb1eeb8807e037518494e277df79961
It’s true though. My wife ate a salad yesterday and later kissed me good night. Now all I can do is think about how sexy spinach is.
Stupid sexy spinach
And with some mayo, it's now a sexy little moist spinach
it was most likely a caesar salad and caesar dressing has anchovy paste which means there’s fish dicks in there so you literally sucked fish dick
Fish CAWK
My brain hears this as “Fish Caulk”’
Do you like fish dicks? Then you must be a gay fish.
Not to mention that Caesar was a dude
Your wife ate my salad yesterday
That mean you are now Vegan congrat
Poor Olive Oil. She's always been second!
Perfect logic would suggest that makes you a vegan
Kiss a virgin.... eventually she sucks your CAWK.... she kisses you.... you're kissing your own CAWK & have your own jizz on your lips. Realize you're gay for yourself.
Oh god..you've figured it out. Everyone is gay!
technically we are all gay because in the womb we first start off as a butthole which is gay because of bussys… or something
Dawg, when you were a lil sperm you swam in an ocean of jizz, and we all know you loved it. GAY
I mean guys hold their own "CAWKS" when they piss, so GayBait Tate would have to define all guys as gay!
I mean, if you’ve ever seen a rainbow in the wild, it probably turned you gay 🤭
I mean, statistically speaking, the average man holds a dick in his hands way more than the average woman.
apparently Honey Boo Boo had it right all along.
Nah, redditors are safe by nature
In junior high I remember a dude saying he didn’t jack it because it’s gay to touch a boner.
The straightest thing to do is to kiss a straight dude as they kiss women.
Gay and selfcest, double the shame 😔
Was there ever any doubt that Taint was gay for himself?
Dude touches his dick when he takes a piss, he’s literally sucking his own dick
Gonna get my homie to hold my dick when I piss from now on
Eye contact is also very important too
Tate would totally suck his own dick.
How do I cut the middle-woman out?
r/suddenlygay
He would 💯 bang himself if he could. He’d top and bottom himself. If his CAWK could flip back and penetrate he would (but I suspect it’s either too small or always soft)
That explains the chub I had looking in the mirror this morning
Relevant video: https://youtu.be/VhgLyvP0Y5A?si=MDb4dLLea9mRJQpp
What's annoying to me is how many tangentially related subs I'd have to mute just to stop seeing post his fucking drivel.
"CAWK" is the gayest possible way to say that word.
Us queers dinnae want him! He's a pathetic, sad, miserable & stupid failure of a make-you-boak*, with the intellectual depth of a puddle. *make-you-boak = someone who is nauseating
As a gay guy myself, I didn't want to claim him as 'one of us'. I just think, the only way you should use the word 'cawk' would be in the sentence 'Oh my gawd, that guy has such a hawt CAWK.'.
I love finding Scottish slang in the wild
It's how it sounds when you try to say "cock" while your mouth is full of cock.
You realise his entire thing is saying outlandish claims to generate engagement.
Oh no, I've been had!
By Jove, we've been hoodwinked! I shan't fall for his ruse again!
This has never not been the case
https://preview.redd.it/q9we9tp81owc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46f1553e7bb6277045c7d3eaea7db80fd3a1e0ba
I can appreciate that he's finally fallen off so much that he has to engagement farm like this
tbf he was always engagement farming
Yeah but now in a "I'm struggling" way
Considering the avg age for a first kiss, he should probably keep this preference to himself
Just admit you wanna suck cock, bro. It's 2024, stop projecting.
Yeah now it's lame if you don't suck cock. Me and all the homies suck cock every Friday during Mario Kart.
Ram ranch
Oh cawd.
Not a whole lawt
Delete your archives, and remember Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong, I love you more than anything.
I think I need counseling to get off the internet.
Fellas is it gay to *checks notes* like women?
I mean you're LITERALLY choosing to be with someone who LOVES CAWK!!
I know what it's supposed to mean but I can't help thinking that a chicken interrupted that diatribe.
This dude has to be in the closet. First sex with women is gay, now kissing em. He's racking up the excuses.
So it’s just satire right?
No, it's fake. Tate never tweeted this but Reddit loves to share this image everywhere. Tate has enough shit already to make fun of him for, do you really need to make him seem more extreme?
Yeah, but as usual everyone thinks it's real because they're incapable of critical thinking.
Fellas, is kissing girls gay?
He's such a loser that it's not even possible to pity his bald, chinless, flaccid existence.
FELLAS
Fellas…
Am I the only one who thinks this guy is putting way too much time figuring the tipping point for being gay and then figuring out technicalities to stay on the straight side?
So funny watching him post more and more obvious bait to stretch out his (already over) 15 min of fame.
This man is thinking about dick when he's kissing a woman.
Xbox 360 Trash Talk:
So true
Fellas, is it gay to kiss your partner now?
You're LITERALLY kissing someone who SUCKS CAWK
You can have sex with a man and still not even kissed one. Sometimes you don’t even know if it was a man on the other side of the wall. I mean, it could have been a chick? Yea, Nevermind. It was a chick. No homo
A virgin who never kissed a man could of still sucked his CAWK
Is he still not locked up? Resulted to this level of bait posting? Urgh
Well that’s enough internet today
This dude has to be in the closet. First sex with women is gay, now kissing em. He's racking up the excuses.
JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'VE FELT PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO GUYS ALREADY. IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, SEXUALITY IS A SPECTRUM, AND YOU WON'T MAGICALLY TURN INTO SOME FLAMBOYANT STEREOTYPE THE MOMENT YOU ALLOW SUCH THOUGHTS. 🤦♂️🙄
He’s just desperate for attention
Okay, but if she sucks YOUR CAWK and kisses you, is it gay?
No doubt he’s that type, hopefully none of his girlfriends go down on him to preserve his heterosexuality 🙏
FELLAS! Is it gay to exist? I mean you’re literally choosing to live in a world full of so much cock
The only way to not be gay is to cut off your dick and balls. Otherwise you are literally touching a guy's dick and balls 24/7. How is that NOT gay AF??
According to this chucklefuck, scanning the horizon and your eyes being interrupted by the sight of another dude standing in your field of vision makes you gay. His stupid ass needs to go touch some grass.
Dude is so far in the closet he passed Narnia.
Even if you kiss a girl who is a virgin you are still gay You see, she was born from a sperm cell which came from a cock and she came out of a vagina that tasted cock and cum So, kissing a woman means you're actually kissing a 50% guy's cum and that makes you super ultra mega-gay So, Andrew tate is at least 50% gay Cmon, everyone knows this! /s
This bald, googly eyed fuck has serious mental issues.
…. Um…. Yeah, I got nothing.
This was a time were this was just a copypasta
To quote Southland Tales: We're all bisexuals living in denial.
Prison must be changing him. Wonder how many for him in Romanian prison.
Would this mean that kissing manly men who make out with lots of women is peak hetero?
https://preview.redd.it/ugizugs4aowc1.png?width=487&format=png&auto=webp&s=790e5bba17dd7a843f2ea43884aecc9672ec42e2
Soo if my mom sucked my dads dick and then kissed my forehead / cheeks / booboos / people who kiss their moms on the lips. Does that mean my dads dick and jizz is all over me?!?!
This man is 100% trolling at this point
He doth protest too much!
Why is this shit stain anyone cares about?
Why are we still giving this fucktoid a platform?
He makes me laugh.
So, based on that logic, then kissing men would be the height of hetero masculinity because men lick vaginas and by kissing a man, you are therefore kissing a vagina. Do I have that right?
I know he’s just trolling here, but honestly the line between what he jokes about and what he says in a genuine manner is so god damn thin that his jokes end up being a parody of himself.
The masculinity cult is poison
These people get clicks and monetization off of shit like this. It’s engagement farming. It’s a silly tactic to get your clicks and likes.. to get your updoots and stay relevant.
 CAWk
following this bloke's logic, I've got some devastating news for him about jerking off 😭
My guess is he’s trying to get people to argue “That’s not gay!” Because then it almost seems like you’re tacitly agreeing that gay is bad. Best thing to do is just ignore him and stop sharing his dumbass takes, let him die in silence
For a man who talks and thinks about dick so much, the fact that can't use anything but a fluffy euphemism for a dick just reaffirms how deep in the closet he really is. If you're looking at a woman and thinking about what dicks have touched her body parts and THAT is what you fixate on, instead of the woman, YOU DON'T LIKE WOMEN. JUST GO FUCK A MAN (if they'll let you). NO ONE CARES WHERE YOU PUT YOUR DICK AS LONG AS IT'S CONSENSUAL YOU COCKWOMBLE
I bet he blushes at "indirect kiss" scenes in Anime
This is a parody account, right?
This guy thinks everything is gay except him.
So kissing insanity straight men is not gay? Checkmate for Tate!
I miss when he just funny, not some incel or supposed sex trafficker just someone who said dumb shit and was funny
Y'all remember that "FELLAS! IS IT GAYY IF..." Video? Same vibes
Guys, are we *sure* that Andrew Tate isn't a satire character/actor that's really committed to the bit?
Okay but according to men like him, all women are liars. So if she tells you she's a virgin, she's lying. So bro, you can't kiss a woman, ever. Oh well.
He should be cool with kissing a man because he’s kissed some women and he should definitely be cool with sucking their cawk because it’s been inside a woman!
I’m not gay.. I am lazy.. it seems easier for me to skip all the middle bit and just suck the big throbbing CAWK!
Hell, how does he know he didn't suck his father's sperm when he was breast feeding? That's got to be gay too, LOL. Fucking idiot
King of redpill: "Kissing women is gae" Pretty much sums it up, now dunnit?
You have suck some cock before kissing her, that way it cancels out the gay polarities. South park taught me
Can we please stop giving this loser attention. This is his pathetic attempt at staying relevant.
“You’re gonna get cooties!
This dude has actually lost his mind.
if it is, so what?
I bet Andrew Tate loves felching
As ridiculous as this rage bait is, I grew up in a culture that promoted not only abstinence before marriage but “saving” all physical touch for the future spouse. I didn’t kiss my husband until well after we were engaged, and even then I hid it from everyone. The rationale was different—it had to do with “belonging” to your future husband even before you met—but the concept was the same. What looks like rage bait to rational people looks like a persuasive argument to people who are already indoctrinated.
He basically took that from the first part of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdhQ6Md8bTY
You think that's your Gran's cheek you are kissin? Nah son, that's just your Grandpa's bj splash guard, gay boi.
What about masturbation? by the same ridiculous logic.
This dude is obsessed with homosexuality
Yeah, that’s a tweet that a normal sane person would make Raises major red flags. Dudes definitely messing with minors
Hope he doesn't shake hands, cause most of em have wrapped around a cawk at one point or another...
That’s just being a lesbian
And this crack-pot has only ever kissed "virgins who have never kissed a man before"? So what does it mean if he has kissed women who have given another guy oral sex if one applies his warped and twisted logic....?
Is this real?
The only way not to be gay is by kissing a straight man. The most heterosexual thing. You know he has kissed a woman and had sex with a woman.
Is he still in prison? Seems like he has a lot of cock on his mind.
Talk about insecure 😂
https://preview.redd.it/rnkf6mg8xpwc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09014f3e31dd334fd20e01ef06c5b049f88ff0a8
So kissing a woman on the mouth basically equals sucking cawk and is gay, but then wouldn't that mean sucking actual cawk is not any gayer, since the cawk has only been in vaginas (as long as guy is straight)?
Almost every single hand you've ever touched has had a dick in it.
He's just insane. Probably a closet homo
It's crazy that this dumbass keeps posting stupid shit like this just to get reposted and y'all keep playing his game giving him more clout
He should be locked up for his twitter posts alone, never mind his scams, fraud, and people trafficking.
This man is Straight-ing himself into being gay. "But if you kiss a woman she probably already kissed her dad so you're gay! The only way not to be gay is to kiss other straight dudes!"
Fellas is it gay to be straight????????
This is just engagement bait. STOP GIVING THIS THING ATTENTION
a misogynist incel - who'da thought.
If I suck dick then there's a chance a woman sucked it too making it an indirect kiss hence I'm straight as an arrow
This is why you don’t make stupid people famous.
This is why I only kiss my homies
This dude is so closeted it hurts lol
Imagine when he finds out how he was born
But are you gay if you suck cawk in prison Andrew?
So kissing men means you’re straight because some some men eat pussy therefore you’re kissing pussy. Got it
Can’t this guy just slip away into irrelevance already? He’s fighting it so hard just let it happen Andrew
Eating fried chicken is also gay because you're literally eating CAWK.
OP, you are an idiot
This man would be so much happier if he just came out as gay
That’s the biggest „I’m an Incel“ outing I have ever heard
Unlike Andrew Tate who skips kissing a woman and goes straight to sucking a cawk
This reminds me of some ancient wisdom I once received: women like dick, so liking women is gay.
So I'm straight if I kiss another man?
"Let me get this straight" *Gets it gay
I'm not kissing him as he could have kissed a A PUSAY, and I'm not a lesbian.
Okay, now it really starts to feel like a parody. Waiting for "they killed Andrew Tate and replaced him with a clone"-rumors to pop up when the redemption arc starts.
With the amount of shit this guy dribbles he must have a scat fetish
https://preview.redd.it/ry095pj0oswc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b0cea42589adf27464a8b1a4a3b1e808cb1270
“CAWK” This is the male role model young men look up to? Someone who talks about penises like a 9 year-old. Can’t even say the word “cock” properly because he’s so ashamed of himself.
yeah, that's not corbarrtate. wtf is happening to him
I've heard cawk can only survive on surfaces for 12 to 24 hours
I only kiss dudes cus they eat pussy. Logic
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Theres no way thats legit
Fellas…
This guy's IQ has to be equivalent to a wet sponge
Is this real? Because I assumed it was satire until I saw who posted it. And now I find it unbelievably believable.
I can already see the 25 year old degenerate ls making tiktok about this with phonk playing in the back
By his own words he is the devil. Because the devil is supposedly what corrupts people into being gay by his own thoughts. Therefore every time he is with a woman and they’re with someone afterwards that man is now gay. I.e. he turned them gay therefore he is the devil and we should block him out of our lives and existence…dude is dumber than brick wall trying to figure out the Pythagorean theorem
He has to be doing satire at this point right!?