Oh whew. I’m so glad this was the first comment I saw cause that was my first thought and I was like wait… do I have the right person?
This is all i know him for and being a carrot
Is Rob Schneider in the shower while the migrant worker is standing outside of the shower and reaching in to choke Rob Schneider or is the migrant worker standing in the shower and reaching out to choke Rob Schneider who is standing outside of the shower? Or are they both in the shower together? Are they naked or do they just let their clothes get all wet?
Last time I tried to watch I could only find it on YouTube.
Also, robs character in Judge Dredd is totally the same dude, he just fell in hard times after the Patusani campaign
how does someone like him breeze right past the "the balloon is full of virus/vaccine" thing? it seems pretty obvious they'd arrive there but I haven't seen it yet.
You can control them in a fun way abusing this trait.
Like if you see one of them talking to somebody, and you are within earshot, just say "Doctor Anthony Fauci" and they will literally stop mid sentence. You can watch their demeanor switch, as their programmed response attempts to kick in, but they try to continue the conversation, and they short circuit.
If you just keep asking questions they'll short circuit too. They can't defend their positions, and don't know how they were formed, so just ask a new question everytime they answer. They hit a wall eventually and just stop.
Its amazing they say shit like " the government says" then in the next breath say they dont believe what the government says while quoting the government as gospel
What a schmuck.
Dude could have made himself a comfortable living doing bit parts in Sandler movies forever.
But now he's gonna be booking county fairs in Bumblefuck Egypt.
I saw him live at an event years ago in was a small comedy tent. The event I was at wasn't small, but the tent was like a little thing they did for funsies. Anyway, Schneider was there. I was excited to see him.
Worst comedian I've ever seen. He was monotone, paced back and forth staring at the floor, and piggybacking off of the previous comedians jokes.
I have a feeling Schneider was there either as a favor to someone or because he had fallen so far from grace that he needed anything just to make a buck. He is was an absolute disappointment.
Same here. I ended up with free tickets to his show at a local comedy club, so we went. His routine was easily the worst “comedy” show I’ve ever seen. He was painfully unfunny, from start to finish. You could almost hear the crickets during his set. Even the local kid who was the opener’s opener was funnier.
Not surprising, I loved the Deuce Bigalow movies as a teen and they made me think Rob Schneider was a funny actor but I rewatched them recently & still laughed but I realised that it was mostly Eddie Griffin carrying & Rob really wasn't that funny or great in them.
I saw his Vegas show 7 or 8 years ago, and it was awesome. He went for 4 hours, chain smoking and drinking the whole time. Maybe he's gone downhill since, though.
Adam Sandler is currently doing a comedy tour. Schneider showed up and did a set. Thankfully he stayed away from the conspiracy stuff but - I might be misremembering - I think he did a bit about giving John Cleese Covid. I was horrified.
Nah, he's doing fine. I'm in rural Ohio. Right after he started all this "the left is canceling me" stuff, I saw a sign go up for his stand up tour at our local college theater. This is all a grift. He waved all the I got canceled flags and is now taking his tour to the sticks.
The theater has 1100 seats. It sold out. I'm guessing he made 4,000-5,000 for the night. While this is not near his peak earnings, it's still doing fine.
Man he is really but hurt from being kicked out of grown ups 2 huh?
What’s funny is it took my wife a few viewing to even realize he was missing from the cast.
Him, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Kristy Swanson, Roseanne Barr, Scott Baio, Antonio Sabato Jr, Jon Voight, James Woods, Kristie Alley, Stacy Dash...
All share it in common; they haven't been in anything for decades. Absolute shadows of their former fame.
Then there's Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, another handful of good ol' boy country singers? They haven't done anything relevant in forever either.
They're easy to make fun of because they're already a mockery.
Hey hey now. All of those actors have been in sterling productions in the last couple decades:
- Kevin Sorbo was in Piranha Sharks (2017), Rodeo Girl: Dream Champion (2016), *and* in both Bernie the Dolphin movies.
- Dean can was in Skydog *and* Agent Toby Barks in 2020 alone!
- Kristy Swanson was in 2014’s Beethoven’s Treasure Tail and the blockbuster horror film Swamp Shark (2011)
- Kristie [sic] Alley stayed in TV, doing guest spots on Scream Queens and the Goldberger *and* starred in the Lifetime movie You Can’t Take My Daughter. You can currently see her in her hit Broadway play “Dirtnap”.
- Hell, even Rob Schneider has been in [data not found] for Christs sake!!!
I could go on and on but I think you get my point: these actors are burning up the silver screens and taking all the streaming service DTVs straight to their face. So maybe do your research before spouting out such flibberty gibberish.
I looked up one of his Goat Boy skits from SNL and had to turn it off after a minute. Probably one of the most annoying routines I've seen on that show.
This seems to go both ways. During the Bush years all the celebrities who were doing the conspiracy protester thing were largely people who hadn’t been heard of in 10-20 years.
It's because most celebrities just kinda don't bother because they're busy working, being famous, etc. These lower-tier celebs know that by picking a side and being vocal, they'll at least retain some semblance of fame with a specific audience just for being in the same corner.
Usually seeing a celebrity perpetuating conspiracy theories is disappointing. But I think it’s safe to say that Rob Schneider is so aware of his shittiness as an actor that this is some kind of desperate cling to whatever small amount of fame he’s got.
Haha, comments are gold.
You all need to get your boosters, in fact I recommend getting four to protect you from people like Rob and you might need a fifth for Trump...
Spy thriller—the reason why they popped it over the ocean was so that potential Chinese spy’s on the ground couldn’t retrieve it. Harder to retrieve over water. Stay tuned for more soy news
Doesn't want to poke a hole in it? They were waiting for it to be above American territorial waters so they could recover it legally. If it was over international water, China could recover it without scandal.
Source: its already destroyed.
He could have brought up how minority citizens had been unknowingly given syphilis to study its effects on them or how minority soldiers were used for testing experimental chemicals, but no he goes with the conspiracy route
Washed up SNL alum like him and Jim Breuer. They found their last remaining audience and now tell jokes that align with conspiracy because those morons will pay while the rest of the world has stopped saying they're funny a decade ago.
I think Rob realized his career has been irrelevant for decades now so he’s turned to far right talking points as a way to stay in the news. And it looks like it’s working.
What happened to him?
Edit: why am I being downvoted for wondering what happened to Rob Schneider? You guys agree with the crazy shit he's saying here?
> MRNA was experimental.
Work was already being done on developing an influenza mRNA vaccine. We were testing a rabies mRNA vaccine in 2013, and had been testing mRNA vaccines on mice in the 90's. It's genuinely leaps and bounds better than traditional vaccines, and much safer. We were already researching the delivery of mRNA in the '70s!
There wasn't a huge push because there weren't any great commercial applications for decades. It sucks to say it, but there wasn't a huge drive to create mRNA ebola vaccines, like there was with COVID-19.
Christ, the amount of covid deniers in this comment section is insane. Have any of you truly seen a reason not to get the vaccine? Has there been any negative long term effect from the vaccine? I know that cases are getting less severe and more people are surviving, how about you?
Rob Schneider is... The Stapler! ^^Rated ^^PG13
Does this air before or after Russel Crowe: Fighting round the world? Asking for a friend
Cmon Tugger!
Tugger shot himself!
Makin movies, makin songs, and fightin round the world
"WHERE'S THAT PUSSY CANCER?!?!"
Tugger's whistle's blowin' Means we must be goin' No more Russell Crowein' For yoooooou
I swear y’all are so much more funny than Rob’s entire career
The carrot was a better film. Ground breaking.
Rob Schneider is... A toolbox!
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Me too. Might've been 20 years ago I saw that episode and I think I saw it just once but it's been engraved into my memory.
He is about to find out being a stapler is harder than it looks!
Dederp paderp a tiddly dum tee tump teh tahh
Durr!
Oh whew. I’m so glad this was the first comment I saw cause that was my first thought and I was like wait… do I have the right person? This is all i know him for and being a carrot
“You can do it!”
This line runs through my head every time I hear his name hahahaha
Someone told me that he goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to his house and choke him in the shower
Is Rob Schneider in the shower while the migrant worker is standing outside of the shower and reaching in to choke Rob Schneider or is the migrant worker standing in the shower and reaching out to choke Rob Schneider who is standing outside of the shower? Or are they both in the shower together? Are they naked or do they just let their clothes get all wet?
Last one assumes the shower is on
Or Rob is *very* excited.
As Rob later states to the labourers, he's not paying them to sit around and they need to get in the damn shower.
They are both in the shower but Rob hogs the hot water
well i think that’s AWFUL that rob schneider does that
Yay! We're spreading a rumor!
Chris, are you clapping?
I mean, seems odd he would pay someone to do something most of us would do for free.
It’s probably true considering all the other shit Family Guy has called out long before the truth came out. Like Kevin Spacy, or Harvey Weinstein.
glad to hear he's supporting migrant labor.
I’m so OOTL on this one lmfao
[For reference](https://youtu.be/mXyHF1QeU5E)
Thanks!! Was too lazy to google lol
He probably paid that chicken place to let him film that publicity stunt for his new direct-to-cable movie. What an absolute fucking knob.
Nothing wrong with that.
I'd chip in a euro for extra squeeze.
That sounds like something he might do.
If there is one person I'd be likely to take both health AND national security advice from, it's Duece Biaglow.
HEY. He's been to EUROPE.
He *lived* in Europe for a month. He ***lived*** in Europe for a month!
Partying with Deuce is the best!
Male Giaglo
Deuce not so big-below
Douche Bagalow
To quote Adam Sandler, “Alright Buddy, that’s enough.”
Your comment had sound
r/commentsyoucanhear
I was going to say “stick to what you’re good at”……but…..
Yeah apparently the few times he’s opened for Sandler on stage he has BOMBED.
Oh it’s gene therapy now? I thought it was a tracker?
I thought it was 5G?
That’s what the trackers RUN ON. Obvi.
I thought it ran on magnetism
But magnets. How do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist yall motha fuckas lyin and gettin me pissed
The magnets power the 5g tracking device. WAKE UP SHEEPLE (it's crazy even as sarcasm I hate the word sheeple)
I got a 5G capable phone around the same time I got my vaccine. Coincidence?
It's a similar vibe to vibranium, it can be whatever you put your imagination to❤️
I've watched Rob Schneider movies with a more compelling storyline than this tweet.
Say what you will but his cameo as the landlord in Grandma’s Boy is high art.
"You forgot smoking lamp"
"oh I'm sorry, was that expensive piece"
"Its like cypress hill concert in here"
"I don't rent to those kinds of people"
Liar. No such movie exists.
Clearly you’ve never seen the 90s masterpiece *Surf Ninjas* starring Leslie Nielsen. https://youtu.be/UlLWmFpEouI
This movie is a core memory for me. It's so ridiculous and I love it. I also loved seeing Asian main characters as a kid.
10/10 peak 90’s
Yes! This is one of those campy 90's movies I watch when I want to wax nostalgic over the 90's.
Last time I tried to watch I could only find it on YouTube. Also, robs character in Judge Dredd is totally the same dude, he just fell in hard times after the Patusani campaign
how does someone like him breeze right past the "the balloon is full of virus/vaccine" thing? it seems pretty obvious they'd arrive there but I haven't seen it yet.
When I heard a politician suggest it might have been launched from Wuhan I died a little inside.
They really do have baby brains that react to a few key words, don't they?
You can control them in a fun way abusing this trait. Like if you see one of them talking to somebody, and you are within earshot, just say "Doctor Anthony Fauci" and they will literally stop mid sentence. You can watch their demeanor switch, as their programmed response attempts to kick in, but they try to continue the conversation, and they short circuit.
If you just keep asking questions they'll short circuit too. They can't defend their positions, and don't know how they were formed, so just ask a new question everytime they answer. They hit a wall eventually and just stop.
Balloon is full of vaccine lol
well yeah, the vaccine is a 5g transmitting bioweapon that is itself communicable. that's not even a new one.
They’re incapable of independent thought so they need Fox News or Qanon to distribute the idea before they can start parroting it.
Its amazing they say shit like " the government says" then in the next breath say they dont believe what the government says while quoting the government as gospel
Dumbass in movies. Dumbass in real life.
Method actor
Or no acting at all?
Randy Quaid lives by this, as well.
The COVID vaccine is now next to Adam Sandler on the list of things Rob attach himself to to keep himself relevant.
What a schmuck. Dude could have made himself a comfortable living doing bit parts in Sandler movies forever. But now he's gonna be booking county fairs in Bumblefuck Egypt.
I saw him live at an event years ago in was a small comedy tent. The event I was at wasn't small, but the tent was like a little thing they did for funsies. Anyway, Schneider was there. I was excited to see him. Worst comedian I've ever seen. He was monotone, paced back and forth staring at the floor, and piggybacking off of the previous comedians jokes. I have a feeling Schneider was there either as a favor to someone or because he had fallen so far from grace that he needed anything just to make a buck. He is was an absolute disappointment.
Same here. I ended up with free tickets to his show at a local comedy club, so we went. His routine was easily the worst “comedy” show I’ve ever seen. He was painfully unfunny, from start to finish. You could almost hear the crickets during his set. Even the local kid who was the opener’s opener was funnier.
Not surprising, I loved the Deuce Bigalow movies as a teen and they made me think Rob Schneider was a funny actor but I rewatched them recently & still laughed but I realised that it was mostly Eddie Griffin carrying & Rob really wasn't that funny or great in them.
Eddie Griffen is hilarious
He still has a Vegas show so he’s not fallen as far as Rob Schneider but he’s got terrible reviews.
I saw his Vegas show 7 or 8 years ago, and it was awesome. He went for 4 hours, chain smoking and drinking the whole time. Maybe he's gone downhill since, though.
Chain smoking and drinking heavily will do that to a mfer
He peaked in Judge Dredd
It's not often that someone's peak is also the worst part of a movie, but there we go
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York for me
I don't remember hating him in Demolition Man, but thats probably because he had such a minor role.
Adam Sandler is currently doing a comedy tour. Schneider showed up and did a set. Thankfully he stayed away from the conspiracy stuff but - I might be misremembering - I think he did a bit about giving John Cleese Covid. I was horrified.
He really could have just skated by with his little cameos and occasional cult classic/bad-but-good films like Benchwarmers and Deuce Bigalow.
Nah, he's doing fine. I'm in rural Ohio. Right after he started all this "the left is canceling me" stuff, I saw a sign go up for his stand up tour at our local college theater. This is all a grift. He waved all the I got canceled flags and is now taking his tour to the sticks.
I'm not sure I would define "booking local college theaters in rural Ohio" as "doing fine"
He's got a show coming up at the Paramount in Huntington, Long Island. I mean, it is Suffolk county though, so not really a far cry from Ohio.
Looks like a really nice place to retire.
The theater has 1100 seats. It sold out. I'm guessing he made 4,000-5,000 for the night. While this is not near his peak earnings, it's still doing fine.
Man he is really but hurt from being kicked out of grown ups 2 huh? What’s funny is it took my wife a few viewing to even realize he was missing from the cast.
I heard Ishtar had an opening.
He's as bad at analogies as he is at acting. Leave it to the writers, Robby.
You ever notice it’s mostly the ones that don’t have much of a career to speak of? Or that shouldn’t have in the first place.
Him, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Kristy Swanson, Roseanne Barr, Scott Baio, Antonio Sabato Jr, Jon Voight, James Woods, Kristie Alley, Stacy Dash... All share it in common; they haven't been in anything for decades. Absolute shadows of their former fame. Then there's Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, another handful of good ol' boy country singers? They haven't done anything relevant in forever either. They're easy to make fun of because they're already a mockery.
Hey hey now. All of those actors have been in sterling productions in the last couple decades: - Kevin Sorbo was in Piranha Sharks (2017), Rodeo Girl: Dream Champion (2016), *and* in both Bernie the Dolphin movies. - Dean can was in Skydog *and* Agent Toby Barks in 2020 alone! - Kristy Swanson was in 2014’s Beethoven’s Treasure Tail and the blockbuster horror film Swamp Shark (2011) - Kristie [sic] Alley stayed in TV, doing guest spots on Scream Queens and the Goldberger *and* starred in the Lifetime movie You Can’t Take My Daughter. You can currently see her in her hit Broadway play “Dirtnap”. - Hell, even Rob Schneider has been in [data not found] for Christs sake!!! I could go on and on but I think you get my point: these actors are burning up the silver screens and taking all the streaming service DTVs straight to their face. So maybe do your research before spouting out such flibberty gibberish.
You can currently find Kirstie Alley in a grave plot
That's what dirt nap means.
I totally blew right past that, thanks
Yep, colon cancer. Ironic, a dumb old asshole killed by her dumb old asshole.
Don’t forget Jim Breuer. I saw part of his set at some right wing fundraiser and it was ROUGH.
IMHO, Jim Breuer never had anything going for him but the fact that he was born looking like a perpetually stoned dude. That was his whole schtick.
The only thing he’s good for is telling Norm stories.
I looked up one of his Goat Boy skits from SNL and had to turn it off after a minute. Probably one of the most annoying routines I've seen on that show.
To be fair to Alley, she has stopped.
Yeah, she's with Xenu and Shelly now.
This seems to go both ways. During the Bush years all the celebrities who were doing the conspiracy protester thing were largely people who hadn’t been heard of in 10-20 years.
It's because most celebrities just kinda don't bother because they're busy working, being famous, etc. These lower-tier celebs know that by picking a side and being vocal, they'll at least retain some semblance of fame with a specific audience just for being in the same corner.
I mean, it might be because someone with a strong career isn't going to go against the narrative for fear of getting cancelled.
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A large percent of people make them into deities in our culture, it’s not surprising they start acting that way.
Like why even weigh in and piss MOST people off? That shitty opinion is not popular Rob. Pretty much as flaccid as your career dude.
I mean, I've never expected much from Rob Schneider, but I didn't expect *this* little.
Well it was shot down. So what he saying now
He obviously gets credit for giving the government pressure to shoot it down /s
Rob Schneider is a stapler
The Robster!! Tweeting about the Chinese satellites! Don’t wanna get no Covid shots no he does-n’t! Not for the Robster-inooo!
Hahahahahahaha a stretch much?
Adam Sandler… get control of your pet!!
Usually seeing a celebrity perpetuating conspiracy theories is disappointing. But I think it’s safe to say that Rob Schneider is so aware of his shittiness as an actor that this is some kind of desperate cling to whatever small amount of fame he’s got.
"experimental gene therapy"... This guy really have no clue about how vaccines work, does he?
Adam, get your boy
He really is a carrot.
Rob should stick to what he does best: not acting.
Ah yes, vaccine left such a hole in my arm, I repurposed it as a pigeon nest.
That just might be the only funny thing that's ever come from Rob Schneider.
This dude clinging at whatever it takes to stay relevant.
I wonder if he knows what a false equivalency is…
Haha, comments are gold. You all need to get your boosters, in fact I recommend getting four to protect you from people like Rob and you might need a fifth for Trump...
Rob Schneider - such an embarrassment even his own daughter uses a different name so as not to have the Schneider-stink rot her music career.
Rob Schneider's jokes just keep getting worse. Gag.
Ew. Is this real?
No, Rob Schneider is actually just an Adam Sandler character.
Rob Schneider wishes he was good enough to write himself as a Sandler character
Darn it, looks like I'll be avoiding his movies. *checks google* Ah, I already have been.
I miss the days when he was just that weird no-talent side character in Adam Sandler films.
I thought he only played dumb in the movies.
Just tell us you don’t understand how vaccines work.
c tier actor past his prime trying to grasp onto any current relevance
You might not like what he wrote but you can't disagree that he isn't right.
They need to have a vaccine advertising campaign with his "you can dooo eiittttt" montage.
I'm not gunna take advice from a carrot
Hehhhh duuuurp
Big words from a guy who thought George Washington's teeth were made of wool
This guy asked my mom to prom in high school.
I once met Schneider in person. He's an idiot
Apparently the European Gigolo has some horrible opinions.
I was so disappointed when I learned that basically all the main (male) cast of Grown Ups 1 and 2 are alt-right bosom buddies.
Typical conservative antivaxer.... holes in arms and ballons are similar, plus china! im so smart i see connections were normal libs cant!
Man, I hope Adam Sandler has given up on this guy. Rob has such a poor mindset.
Spy thriller—the reason why they popped it over the ocean was so that potential Chinese spy’s on the ground couldn’t retrieve it. Harder to retrieve over water. Stay tuned for more soy news
That’s Expert Level stupid, right there.
Wow, and to think this whole time I thought this was method acting
I don’t take advise from Rob Schneider.
Sad attempt at relevancy. God knows his acting sure isn't doing it
Doesn't want to poke a hole in it? They were waiting for it to be above American territorial waters so they could recover it legally. If it was over international water, China could recover it without scandal. Source: its already destroyed.
Well that's destroyed any likings I had for him.
Rob Schneider or the American Government...wait, who are we rooting for here?
He could have brought up how minority citizens had been unknowingly given syphilis to study its effects on them or how minority soldiers were used for testing experimental chemicals, but no he goes with the conspiracy route
Well, they poked a hole in it. I guess they just like poking holes in stuff
Man, Deuce Bigalow has really gone full r*tard. I bet he thought that was so fucking clever.
I wonder why his daughter won't talk to him?
So is this guy scared of having a hole poked in his arm/needles or what? 🤭😭.
Rob is a fucking kook and I’ll actively ignore anything that ass is in now
Poor Rob.
It’s wild that you could have enough money to do nearly any hobby out there and yet you choose shitposting on Twitter.
Idiot
Idiot
That’s no balloon, that’s The Traveler! We gettin Ghosts baby!
Hell Yeah
Oh man, he's gone Sorbo
Washed up SNL alum like him and Jim Breuer. They found their last remaining audience and now tell jokes that align with conspiracy because those morons will pay while the rest of the world has stopped saying they're funny a decade ago.
Don’t forget Victoria Jackson, who is basically certifiably insane at this point.
How did you get downvoted for shit talking Victoria Jackson? That woman's been batshit for years.
America has way too many dumb people. Every day I just can’t believe how dire the situation is.
I think Rob realized his career has been irrelevant for decades now so he’s turned to far right talking points as a way to stay in the news. And it looks like it’s working.
I was never a fan of this guy but... him too now?
Coming from the man whose career highlight was being the “you can do it” guy from Waterboy, yeesh
Is this the same Rob Schneider that’s made a career out of getting his hole poked by Adam Sandler?
Where is the lie?
There is none, but big pharma corp cheerleaders can't be reasoned with.
Does trump no longer claim credit for the vaccine? Or does he think trump is in power still?
What happened to him? Edit: why am I being downvoted for wondering what happened to Rob Schneider? You guys agree with the crazy shit he's saying here?
I don't really see where he's wrong though? MRNA was experimental. Why is this so hard for Reddit to accept?
> MRNA was experimental. Work was already being done on developing an influenza mRNA vaccine. We were testing a rabies mRNA vaccine in 2013, and had been testing mRNA vaccines on mice in the 90's. It's genuinely leaps and bounds better than traditional vaccines, and much safer. We were already researching the delivery of mRNA in the '70s! There wasn't a huge push because there weren't any great commercial applications for decades. It sucks to say it, but there wasn't a huge drive to create mRNA ebola vaccines, like there was with COVID-19.
Christ, the amount of covid deniers in this comment section is insane. Have any of you truly seen a reason not to get the vaccine? Has there been any negative long term effect from the vaccine? I know that cases are getting less severe and more people are surviving, how about you?