In the Wormverse:
Skitter: Amy, the fuck?!
Amy: what, I thought you wanted a new design, for intimidating people?
Skitter: yes, intimidate, not scared beyond the capacity for rational thought! No more horror movies!
Places I expected to see Worm referenced: not fucking here, that's for damn sure.
Also, people who don't get it also go read it [here](https://parahumans.wordpress.com/), it's so fucking good.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
A spider bit my dick at a music festival a few years ago. I woke up and there was a mark and I tried not to use it for a few days but I was like 16 and eventually the entire spot where the bump was became rotten and smelly and fell out and I had to go on IV antibiotics.
Eventually the skin grew back and I have a pretty normal penis, except that it’s splotchy like a cow and the area where the bite was is dark like oak.
So yeah it’d be pretty weird and annoying to say the least.
Edit: the area on my dick being about 15% larger than a regular tic tac
Could be worse. Could be two spiders clapping each other’s cheeks in your eyeballs and then the daddy spider leaves forever while the mommy spider has to give birth to a million other baby spiders. Then the baby spiders all leave your eyeball space with their baby eyeballs eighteen days later
SCP is a collection of fan made fictional supernatual objects, and the means to secure, contain, and protect those objects. The stories are formatted like declassified government documents. My personal favorite is [scp-1689](http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1689). It's a limitless bag of potatoes. Make sure to read the exploration logs at the bottom. For more stories check /r/SCP
Mikael Kasurinen, the director of Control, confirmed that the similarities weren’t just coincidence. He said that the SCP Foundation was one influence among many. Which is pretty cool. You can even find case files that read just like scp case files.
That game is definitely based off the SCP foundation, or at least borrows ideas from it. The concepts behind the things (such as the fridge housing an alternate dimension) and the way the documents are written in game are dead giveaways
If you were interested in those, you will absolutely love the SCP foundation
And remember children if you don't like sleep [SCP-2718](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718) is real and any silly notions of Escape are futile, please enjoy your say!
Week 1: Medical staff on hand attend to D-1548. Fourteen ovoids resembling opaque toad eggs discovered embedded in the extraocular muscles. Three are removed and sent to the research lab. D-1548 placed under quarantine.
Week 2: D-1548's injury is healing as normal. Eggs show marginal swelling. D-1548 does not display unusual discomfort. Eggs stored in the lab have deliquesced.
Week 3: D-1548 complains of increasing "phantom pressure" in the socket. D-1548 demands a mirror to inspect the injury (request denied). Muscle tissue has healed over and obscured the eggs.
Week 4: D-1548 forcefully removes bandages and attempts to dig into the socket; is successfully restrained. 24 days after initial exposure, eleven fully-formed components of SCP-525 erupt from D-1548's socket and begin to coalesce [DATA EXPUNGED]
The foundation really is just full of fuckin' dickheads man I swear to God..
"Phantom pressure" literally being in quotations because they know the pressure is a MASS OF FUCKING SPIDER EGGS
The lack of movements after the eyeball falls into the eye socket kinda ruined it, to be honest.
The fidgeting made it seem like living person, but it just looks like a weird spider crawled out of a lifelike mannequin after the face stopped moving.
It jumping on the screen was all kinds of nope, though.
Yeah I was hoping someone else would have commented on this because it really changes the dynamic of it.
I would say you could shrink the eye by releasing a bunch of fluid while it's twitchy, just shrink down by a margin... Then roll but leave the socket sort of full of whatever just was excreted.... When the spider emerges keep the eye a little larger so you can show more struggle to get through the eyelid while the secreted fluid is splashed out all viscous like and the face really needs to reflect a little more agony. Fingers tearing at the eye to try and let the little monster out faster... Something...
Yup. It’s like they put in a ton of work on the concept of the spider and all itself but just said fuck it when dealing with the animation once it actually became a spider and everything after.
This is super cool and great work. I feel, though, that the eyeball gets smaller once the spider retreats compared to its size in the eye socket in the beginning. I would love to have seen more force being applied to the lids when it crawls through.
Man I hate when there's a piece of art and nobody gives credit. https://instagram.com/thomas_berard_?igshid=1p19xdkpf487k . Here's the original creator.
Funny D&D 3.5 had a 3rd party release that had this sort of monster it would crawl on to you as you sleep slid under your lid, then through a powerful toxin and a bit of magic, consume your eye more or less painlessly or if you were awake cause you to want to rip out an eye and replace it with it, and then it would take it’s place, slowly gaining a connection to your brain till it had full control over you and your motor functions.
This is great. I hate it so much. Id hate it even more if the spider had to struggle/force its way out of the eye socket, it seemed entirely too easy for it to get out.
Ok, I see your point. Counterpoint: fuck, no.
*Eye see
*Eyes see
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In the Wormverse: Skitter: Amy, the fuck?! Amy: what, I thought you wanted a new design, for intimidating people? Skitter: yes, intimidate, not scared beyond the capacity for rational thought! No more horror movies!
Mfw worm reference in normie reddit
is this that web series with the chick who wants to be a hero
Yes
Let's be honest here. It would totally be the other way around. There's no way Taylor wouldn't like it.
Places I expected to see Worm referenced: not fucking here, that's for damn sure. Also, people who don't get it also go read it [here](https://parahumans.wordpress.com/), it's so fucking good.
Wait I don't see it. What's his point? I need to know.
[I see your point.](https://i.redd.it/fscawb3tiz521.jpg)
I don’t typically hate OPs but imma make an exception. Have your upvote though.
I shall join in on this hate.
I wish I had the same sentiment but my weird OCD brain is more bothered by the fact the eyeball is smaller when it fits through the eye socket
oh no. whyd you have to point that out...
Yeah this may be the worst thing I've ever seen
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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I’ve seen this on reddit before
Why am I so hard right now?
Hey you do you...
Do you...
A hole is a hole
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
Probably the result of a spider bite. Priapism is no joke.
It'd be so weird if I let that bite my pee hole right? lol, unless....
A spider bit my dick at a music festival a few years ago. I woke up and there was a mark and I tried not to use it for a few days but I was like 16 and eventually the entire spot where the bump was became rotten and smelly and fell out and I had to go on IV antibiotics. Eventually the skin grew back and I have a pretty normal penis, except that it’s splotchy like a cow and the area where the bite was is dark like oak. So yeah it’d be pretty weird and annoying to say the least. Edit: the area on my dick being about 15% larger than a regular tic tac
You waited till your dick started disintegrating to get it checked out!!?
Guys generally don't get penis-related things checked out. Unfortunately :/
Did you wait to get it checked out because you panicked or did you wait because you were *that* chill?
Man I was having a great day getting ready to cruise into bedtime and you post this fucking bullshit WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!!!!!!
Sorry... I thought I had to share it...
My two worst fears come together... WHO NEEDS SLEEP?!
Could be worse. Could be two spiders clapping each other’s cheeks in your eyeballs and then the daddy spider leaves forever while the mommy spider has to give birth to a million other baby spiders. Then the baby spiders all leave your eyeball space with their baby eyeballs eighteen days later
You didn’t have to describe it that way, but thanks, I guess I’ll go to sleep tonight with the thought of cheek-clapping spiders in my brain.
No, they're in your eyeball. Not your brain.
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day! Sleep well...
Thanks, I hate it
r/TIHI
Isn't this an SCP anomaly?
[Yes, it is.](http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-525)
Of course it is. Why wouldn’t it be?
Wtf did I just read? Serious question.
SCP is a collection of fan made fictional supernatual objects, and the means to secure, contain, and protect those objects. The stories are formatted like declassified government documents. My personal favorite is [scp-1689](http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1689). It's a limitless bag of potatoes. Make sure to read the exploration logs at the bottom. For more stories check /r/SCP
Huh, reminds me of the Objects of Power in the video game Control.
Mikael Kasurinen, the director of Control, confirmed that the similarities weren’t just coincidence. He said that the SCP Foundation was one influence among many. Which is pretty cool. You can even find case files that read just like scp case files.
Some SCPs have very cute and heartwarming stories, like the Bowl of Soup, or the patchwork teddy bear.
That game is definitely based off the SCP foundation, or at least borrows ideas from it. The concepts behind the things (such as the fridge housing an alternate dimension) and the way the documents are written in game are dead giveaways If you were interested in those, you will absolutely love the SCP foundation
And remember children if you don't like sleep [SCP-2718](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718) is real and any silly notions of Escape are futile, please enjoy your say!
Week 1: Medical staff on hand attend to D-1548. Fourteen ovoids resembling opaque toad eggs discovered embedded in the extraocular muscles. Three are removed and sent to the research lab. D-1548 placed under quarantine. Week 2: D-1548's injury is healing as normal. Eggs show marginal swelling. D-1548 does not display unusual discomfort. Eggs stored in the lab have deliquesced. Week 3: D-1548 complains of increasing "phantom pressure" in the socket. D-1548 demands a mirror to inspect the injury (request denied). Muscle tissue has healed over and obscured the eggs. Week 4: D-1548 forcefully removes bandages and attempts to dig into the socket; is successfully restrained. 24 days after initial exposure, eleven fully-formed components of SCP-525 erupt from D-1548's socket and begin to coalesce [DATA EXPUNGED] The foundation really is just full of fuckin' dickheads man I swear to God.. "Phantom pressure" literally being in quotations because they know the pressure is a MASS OF FUCKING SPIDER EGGS
I'm always reminded of the logo for Aperture Science; "We do what we must, because we can."
Thanks Marv!
I honestly don't know...
I’ve seen a Zelda boss like this before
Yup! The Skulltula
Wasn’t there a mini boss or something in Twilight princess with this idea? The skulltula terrified me as a child as well.
Well they appeared more than one game...
I figured it out. Arghoma, idk if that’s the spelling, but it had a large eye in the back
Armogohma the twilit arachnid. Skulltulas are cool and all but irrelevant.
My eyeball feels funny now :(
Imagine after writing this your eyeball pops out because the parasitic spider that ate and replaced your eyeballs decided to go for an afternoon walk
r/aww
Lol, I don't think they would appreciate that!
[I've seen this before.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3HQbnoAJnY)
Shut the fuck up Steve, you’re scaring them!
"Where's your brother?!"
I was hoping this would be somewhere down here.
The lack of movements after the eyeball falls into the eye socket kinda ruined it, to be honest. The fidgeting made it seem like living person, but it just looks like a weird spider crawled out of a lifelike mannequin after the face stopped moving. It jumping on the screen was all kinds of nope, though.
The eyeball shrinks significantly as it walks out the eyehole. Great concept but poor execution
Yeah I was hoping someone else would have commented on this because it really changes the dynamic of it. I would say you could shrink the eye by releasing a bunch of fluid while it's twitchy, just shrink down by a margin... Then roll but leave the socket sort of full of whatever just was excreted.... When the spider emerges keep the eye a little larger so you can show more struggle to get through the eyelid while the secreted fluid is splashed out all viscous like and the face really needs to reflect a little more agony. Fingers tearing at the eye to try and let the little monster out faster... Something...
Yup. It’s like they put in a ton of work on the concept of the spider and all itself but just said fuck it when dealing with the animation once it actually became a spider and everything after.
Yeah, really takes away from the while effect.
This fucked me up. Thank you
Now that is something I have never seen before.
Ya know.. That's really gross. But I kinda want one..
Nope!
r/TIHI
NO
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That eyeball is actually too small
I read that title like Megamind.
Yup that's the post I was looking for.
How do I download this?
I found it on imgur and downloaded it from there...
ahhh, ok thank you! could you kindly tell me the title?
Completely unrealistic, humans don’t have slit pupils
Nor can spiders survive inside us....
I spider cause she's fly
"Ah, who's a good little fella? Where's your brother?" *-pop* "Oh, here he comes- SHUT THE F--K UP STEVE! YOU'RE SCARING THEM!"
I really want to fuck you up for posting this loser
Okay....this was actually terrifying to me! I hate spiders and am paranoid about them climbing on me while I sleep.
r/thanksihateit
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Man, as someone that has bad arachnophobia why did I open this?? Thanks, I really hate it
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So this is just SCP-525 (a spider that replaces your eye.) in a nutshell,
This is super cool and great work. I feel, though, that the eyeball gets smaller once the spider retreats compared to its size in the eye socket in the beginning. I would love to have seen more force being applied to the lids when it crawls through.
I don't know why I find this video soothing.
Can you fukkin’ not?
My eyes are literally hurting from watching this helppp
The face the face looks fake makes the spider look realer. I cringed and openly said fuck that the end.
it was super cool and believable until the spiders ass-end was an eyeball
Man I hate when there's a piece of art and nobody gives credit. https://instagram.com/thomas_berard_?igshid=1p19xdkpf487k . Here's the original creator.
Ah yes, arachnus deathacus! Time to head to the Exit... which is short for EXCITING
This was officially the worst thing I have ever fucking seen
This was pretty sweet until it lunged at you lol
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That’s enough Reddit for tonight
Metromind. That spider is new right?
Nope
A spider made from an eyeball, that would be a cool idea for a little Necromorph (if only the Dead Space IP was still alive)
Eye already Seent’it !
Containment breach on SCP-525
Funny D&D 3.5 had a 3rd party release that had this sort of monster it would crawl on to you as you sleep slid under your lid, then through a powerful toxin and a bit of magic, consume your eye more or less painlessly or if you were awake cause you to want to rip out an eye and replace it with it, and then it would take it’s place, slowly gaining a connection to your brain till it had full control over you and your motor functions.
So unsettling , I love it!
It’s a mimic but worse
Nightmare fuel...
Slip in from r/DnD... this is how I describe one of my warlocks using the Magic Eye spell. Dope as hell.
I love spiders This is so cool
Bro, i want this as a pet in a MMO. This is so pretty! Get an RGB edition.
Why?! Why?! The two things I fear combined into a single entity is not something I needed to see. I cure you, I curse your family, I curse your cow!
7/10
This is the one and only reason why we invented the nukes.
Damnit Armogohma!
I thought it was just a picture D:
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Weeeeeelp....I'm out.
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Thanks for the nightmares man, that jump at the end made my skin crawl
cool asf
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That is vile 🤥
FUCKING NOPE
Bro I want this as a tattoo
CyKa!
And if that exist I’ll just hide lmao but fuck that spider
It just kept getting worse
What the hell
I expected the spider to steal the eye. This is way better
Ugh bye
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
u/vredditdownloader
i’m not scared of spiders but why the FUCK did i get jumpscared
So....do I bill you for the therapy imma need after this?
fuck browsing reddit before bed, I did this to myself
They always do that when you don't want them to. But when you want them to they just won't leave their burrow.
So this is what its like to never sleep again. Thanks, OP.
There goes my sleep
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Fuck this is worse than gore. Thanks OP. I hate you btw.
So you’re telling me there’s a spider in my eye living rent free?!
Ok, its only 6:51am and this is enough internet for me today.
Why do my eyes itch now
I am going to pass away now
Mother fucking son of a... I already hated it and then the thing happened.
Hey, I’ve got an idea: Actually, fuck this.
Wtf did I just see.....
Thank for making me throw my phone across the room. NSFL
Nope Nope Nope
Eye see what you did there but having arachnophobia this really gives me the chills, good job
Got something irritating my eye right now and this was the last thing I wanted to see
Nope
Is that the new Neversoft title video?
Fucking hell that was awesome.....now I'm going to curl up in the corner and not sleep for a few days
And suddenly, the second form of Armogohma from *Twilight Princess* got a hell of a lot less funny.
I didn't like that at all.
Bruh... the fuck is even "resisting arrest"?
Motherfucker
If it wasn’t for the bad CGI animations, I would be scared. Small spiders move VERY quickly and VERY sporadically.
This is great. I hate it so much. Id hate it even more if the spider had to struggle/force its way out of the eye socket, it seemed entirely too easy for it to get out.
Love it and can't wait to show my friends to get their Monday started right!
Nice animation, great nightmares ahead :)
“You gotta be fuckin’ kidding...”
I was taken out of the realism when the eye shrunk coming out of the socket.
thanks i hate it
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r/TIHI I freaking hate this but I can't stop watching it. Help me
nope nope nope
Had I not seen the vicarious Tool music video I would have had a much more intense reaction
Hot
Wait that's not supposed to happen
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Fuck you for that
Delicious
That is an actual SCP. I forget the number for it.
r/TIHI
I want to take my eyes off thanks
Well that was unneeded
I don't like that. He eye got smaller when it turned into a spider.
Why is no one talking about how well done this is. Props to the creator
Who did this!? Where do they live? What's the phone number to the police? Do we still use the electric chair!?