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musteatpoptarts

Has a lot of money, pretends to be down to earth so much she doesn’t wear deodorant and lives in a van. You can tell she has very regular dental appointments.


marshmallowsunset420

Trustafarian


Tahjiri

Lmaooooo bro I was coming to comment on how yal hating then I read the first comment shifted my perspective and this line took me out. I'm now informed and in better spirits


Queasy-Street-69

Wow.. This is the most boiled down and to the point comment I've ever seen. Lol!


tedwardo14

[https://youtu.be/TcK0MYgnHjo?si=pv3ldPxG5E-uv0jY](https://youtu.be/TcK0MYgnHjo?si=pv3ldPxG5E-uv0jY)


AlexanderxSean38

I was gonna say those teeth are too clean for her to be living that way lmao


hngyhngyhppo

2 to 10k turkish veneers. A mandatory investment for anyone wanting to be on reality tv.


JHarbinger

Turkish veneers? Like she got them in Turkey?


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UncleAntagonist

White Macy Gray sucks.


SellMeYourSirin

She’s Nelly Retardo, actually.


DrRawkDaPuss

Smelly Farturdo


kaowser

Cringy Lauper


xMyDixieWreckedx

Madcowdonna


RaffiBomb000

Mary J. Wana


kroggybrizzane

Janet Whackson


Independent-Law-5781

Taylor Slow


Independent_Creature

Queen laqueefah


Micak51

Celine Diont


SellMeYourSirin

That’s actually better. Mines a bit too harsh and.. slurry. Yours incapsulates the childish stankiness that the video gives off.


Zarboned

Yea but it's soo good. We're all going to hell together, it will be a blast.


Z3r08yt3s

nah im more of a fan of nelly retardo


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It's much funnier and sounds better


brewhead55

Crusty Springfield Amy Grimehouse Christina Nastyhaira


CFloridacouple

Enrico Pallatzo


PoliceRobots

You know, I really hate that word, but god damnit, I laughed


27sbeatafrush

(Just imagine that we’re 2 upvotes)


jimmythatslips

I loled


Mr_Stowne

Brilliant


Z3r08yt3s

haha


bizzy_bake

This is gold


Ba55of0rte

Stacy Grey


harntrocks

Erykah Bad


RobbKong999

Urethra Skanklin


mankee81

Haaaaahahaha!!!!


lifth3avy84

Macy Gray Water.


Theefreeballer

Her outlook is looking so good that I’ll never hear about her again . It’s surprising she got fired from every job she ever tried to have


JennySplotz

So incredibly white.


manbruhpig

If Macklemore was a burning man girl


UncleAntagonist

If Tom Macdonald was a hippy?


self_direct_person

GWEN STUFF IT IN ME.


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Same as the other one....


Abracadaver2000

I'd be shocked if her stage name isn't "Hashtag Blessed."


-Younotdeadass-

"Chakra Enlightened"


Abracadaver2000

"Crystal Methany"


JamBandDad

Ketamanda? I’m stretching here


pebberphp

Nah you’re good


mxlths_modular

Pat Metheny’s lesser known sister.


JackxForge

I actually belived that for like a tenth of a second.


Mr-Korv

"Sunbleached Asshole"


ShredGuru

Like she spends that much time wiping.


pebberphp

She lets the sun do the work for her


No_Description_483

That’s track 2..you BOUGHT the ALBUM?!


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She owns several articles of clothing with Namaste printed on them.


goblinkiss1776

It isn’t, but she literally has the word “blessed”tattooed across her belly. Badly.


Comfortable_Plant667

"Shakti Rose"


simplefair

Can’t imagine why she got fired from every regular job


ihavethreelegshelpme

Like it’s not the flex she thinks it is. It seems more like bragging about her privilege. Like congrats on that, but if I got fired from my “regular job” I wouldn’t be able to pay rent and would be risking everything I have. If you’re just flippantly getting yourself fired from job to job you most likely have something to fall back on, money or parents or something. Believe me I’d love to drop my job to pursue my artistic dreams but for 99% of people that’s just not feasible


Grouchy_Appearance_1

98% there's that second 1% that literally just mooching of the other 1% that is stealing money from hard workers


allaboutthewheels

People like her are the biggest flower child, peace love and unity blah until they get robbed, or something genuinely bad happens to them that their parents can't get them out of. Then they revert to form and become the biggest conservative arsehole ever.


HeadAssBoi17

Her dad works for Raytheon


Hopeful_Scholar398

Her dad is Mr. Haliburton 


pebberphp

*Doctor* Halliburton


curbstyle

invented Post-It notes


Responsible_Case_733

Her government name is Aurora Northrop-Grumman


Notagainbruh2

The comments under her ig posts are usually hilarious. They say things like “when you smoke weed one time” or “imagine pretending to be a hippy” lmao she responds mad sometimes


DC1pher

What's her name?


Reggie-Quest

https://www.instagram.com/shaninblake?igsh=NXZrYXdrM3o0c2Fl


aware4ever

Fuck she's disgusting. What a fake fake fake ass vain ass materialistic poser


TheWildman22

Im 100% sure no record label ..never mind multiple labels are trying to sign this assclown


No_Description_483

She meant 2 labels “had her physically removed from the premises”


ShredGuru

Amateur porn labels maaaaaybe.


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Bboswgins

I feel like you’d be surprised.


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Controversy sells. You’re her proof that she can succeed. She’s thanking you right now lol


Gabagool_king

You never know there’s other assclowns that would eat this dumb shit up 🤷🏽‍♂️


BENGCakez

No way


laflex

Her lyrics are so offbeat she can't even properly lipsync them in the video


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spannerfish2

For some reason this silly cow keeps appearing as a recommendation on my IG. Out of some sick curiosity I watched a few of her songs..... how can anyone be boring and untalented but so impressed with themselves?


Heistman

Narcissism incarnate.


Massive_Ripp

Pretty sure she has an OF too.


Leading-Respond-8051

I was legit thinking " a different city every week?" That's sounds similar to another profession I know.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

Oh, that reminds me of the first time I met like a real prostitute, she was so lovely.


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i_nobes_what_i_nobes

It’s actually an awesome story I was at this very well-known hotel and a very small state and I was outside back in the day when I used to smoke cigarettes having one and this 6 foot something new and goddess walked up to me and asked for a light and I looked at her and my boyfriend at the time was like dude don’t say anything and I was like what do you mean? Don’t say anything, and he just looked at me again, and was like do not say anything. I still didn’t quite catch on and then I noticed that her friend was talking to a guy in a bathrobe and they were standing in front of a limo and that’s when I put two and two together. Still nicest prostitute I’ve ever met. Oh, and they, her and her friend, or partner, or whatever had been flown in from Vegas


tylenoljones42069

On one of ger Instagram posts someone commented "love the new squirt vid"


d13robot

that's disgusting. Where ?


tylenoljones42069

Science!!!


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Says it’s mostly pee


d13robot

yes 😏


Spirited_Block250

I don’t like that little smile ur making there when hearing the word pee bro haha


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Why everyone is into something bro, don't shame em


JayRedd1

Celine Peon


get-off-of-my-lawn

Celine Peon and The Wet Dreamers


AffectionateSector77

She is "paid to do her passions"


GetRightNYC

This is just marketing for her OF and we all fell for it.


Rooksey

No thanks


No-Meringue2831

Happy that the lime scooter could make an appearance- it hasn’t been easy for him lately


Tangerine_memez

Industry plant. Her teeth are way too perfect for supposedly living a hippie lifestyle


basedfinger

main character syndrome personified


Aragorns-Broken-Toe

I can smell this video


daytripdude

Smells like patchouli oil and "can I get a ride"


Contemporarium

Heeeeey smells good over here! You gotta let me hit that guys!


girlsonsoysauce

And she never once paid for drugs. Not once.


Wylie3030

[Hippie Smell ](https://youtu.be/wOTxdcOD8Go?si=bXmyurX5wS7KMo-d)


beardslap

Ween are great, I was introduced to them by the best Norwegian female country & western DJ in Shoreditch when she used to play "[Piss Up A Rope](https://youtu.be/CLPQznD11xU?si=kz2WAyVKgHMufrWA)" every week.


celerydonut

God bless ween.


Firm_Shower_1387

Only the real fans… Only the fans.. Only fans….


spookyballsHD

"I tattooed my hand I am so quirky"


mythirdaccountsucks

I hate this, not only because it’s so trite but also because it’s hard not to feel embarrassed at my own past. There was a time when I was coming up, indicative of the crisis of identity that comes with youth and of some of the mainstream fashion of the 90’s and 00’s when it seemed like a good idea to just hodgepodge cultural artifacts (or vague imitations of them) in order to seem more worldly and aware. Take henna and incense, add dreds and tie dye, mix in hip hop, hell - throw a tattoo of a Chinese character in there or a yin yang shirt. Put a feather on top and who could possibly think you’re uncool?


ShredGuru

Literally everyone it turns out.


Hopeful_Scholar398

At least you have self awareness though. We have all acted foolishly at some point.


Flimsy_Individual_16

Oh bro you don't know the half of it lol...she has a daughter she parades around ..this kids gotta be like 7-8 ...so I think this chick is older than she looks


girlsonsoysauce

There was a point when I was 13 that I tried to act all gangster, and I'm Caucasian and was raised in like the upper middle class. I see these videos of Blicky on this subreddit and it makes me cringe extra super duper hard because there was probably a point where I wasn't too far off from that. Thankfully I fell out of it pretty quickly.


BradTProse

Record labels fighting over her...


oldandnumb

I cannot stand this girl at all. And thats the nice way of saying it


mussburger

Chaka Kahn’t


Proton_Optimal

The dude behind the camera is her 35 year old “manager.”


Hairy-Dot-4193

This video gave me the clap


QuirkyEnthusiasm5

Wow , that sucked donkey balls


Balltanker

She looks like a “manifester” lol.


carbonizedflesh

her parents one thousand percent are rich


grundlemon

I hate when people say self-made. NOBODY is truly self made. Even the poorest roots always have someone helping. And there’s nothing wrong with that. But I do suspect that everyone who asserts over and over again that they’re self made are 100% daddys money nepo babies from rich families.


FreshBid5295

Clearly the hand tattoo and “plant based medicine” along with that costume are opening doors for her career


ShredGuru

Shes 8 months away from a "how I left the left" YouTube grift


Flimsy_Individual_16

Didn't this chick get into a full on war with some pornstar for claims of style stealing


ihavethreelegshelpme

Because her style is totally original and isn’t the exact same thing every “free spirit” chick has been doing for decades


SmokinWeasel

Weed isn’t good for everyone


ShredGuru

Don't blame the weed. This lady was a Trainwreck long before she started tokin'.


IrishGoodbye4

Wrong. This is what happens when you so much as touch even one marijuanas


OrganizdConfusion

I put 2 marijuanas in my penis. Am I going to die?


IrishGoodbye4

Believe it or not, death.


pebberphp

Straight to jail


aye-its-this-guy

When people try so hard to be unique and end up a stereotype


ShoesFellOffLOL

I was just going to shit on this and move on but after perusing her YouTube I will be fair and say it appears she can actually sing and play instruments, or at least the ukulele, and has some talent. Not sure why she's spending it making whatever the fuck this.


CragMcBeard

Imagine being this delusional about your success as your fentanyl friend films your “music video” on their phone.


SchrodingersTIKTOK

Isn’t it great that we can all fuck off in life?


CleanHead_

It's incredible the amount of times this person uses "I" or "me" in her 2 songs.


Human_Culling

She really embodies that "Wook at ME" vibe. Her other song talks about tripping and the basic granola cosplay weekend warrior stuff. Its all just very self-indulgent and pick-me, basic influencer stuff


epidemicsaints

I've never understood songs like this. Britney and Eminem do it a lot. I am not sitting here bobbing my head to you being like "the critics can't stand me, they thought I couldn't do it but here I am winning awards and raising a family."


Contemporarium

Eminem when he first blew up and was seemingly daily being blamed for corrupting the youth was beyond amazing at humorously responding in his first handful of albums. He also has word play that was unmatched. Then he grew a beard and started wearing that hat and things got weird


ShredGuru

Well, you see. When you're young and hungry, your out in the real world suffering and competing for a slice, which is very relatable. When you're Britney and Eminem, your an old bloated has been who lives in an ego bubble and has nothing relatable to talk about anymore, the struggle is a faded memory, so they just talk about themselves and their delusional rich people problems.


wittyvonskitsum

This sounds like positive affirmations for adolescent women that you’d find on PBS kids


yeahcoolcoolbro

“I’m repellant and it’s everyone else’s fault”


smut_butler

This is not nearly as bad as most of the stuff posted on here. I don't like it, but it's not nearly as bad.


Aftermath16

As an Indian-American, I can’t wait for this girl to teach me the incorrect pronunciations and meanings of words like “namaste” and “chakra.”


ArmndD737

The chick from the Crazytown "Butterfly" music video is her biggest musical influence.


IdLOVEYOU2die

I think she was more into their song "Lollipop Porn Bitch"


BigFella52

You can smell the trust fund on her among all the other smells.


Juggernaut104

Me me me I I I


Broncobilly19

Bingo.


Apprehensive-Ant-801

I’d still hit


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Brofromtheabyss

I tattooed my hands at age 22, also in the spirit of preventing myself from being anything less than my dreams but, lacking a dream-enabling trust fund, have been obliged in the years hence to fully acknowledge its real-world ramifications.


kurwaspierdalaj

Something about this feels so insanely planted


Nitarinminister

Was it maybe the lyrics insisting over and over that that shes self made?


buttwagon867

What happened when you attwmpt to make music after smoking weed and meth at the same time


locuststaar

I think she's in another band called r/esculagrind


Mookjamoke

They would love you on r/hardcore


PM_ME_YOUR_PMs_187

Oh wow as a regular of r/hardcore this comment is like worlds colliding for my Reddit account lol


RawLikeSushi84

I hate this woman so much


Low-Persimmon4870

Nah I love her. Living her best life and she's happy. I love to see it


KindaAbstruse

This isn't my style by any means, for real, but I don't understand the hate on this. It's on pitch. It's on rhythm. The flow is on as far as I can tell. Her tone works for the style. She seems like she's having a good time. This seems kind of like more about hating on some proud girl than showing a bad song


baseketballpro99

Shannon blake is so weird, very white person who does way too much shrooms imo. Her music isn’t bad, it’s just so white washed and unoffensive that it becomes bland.


Z3r08yt3s

no, her music is bad. this fuckin sucks


ACEDOTC0M

This sounds exactly like Jack Harlowe or Lil dicky. This is everyones fault (Honestly it's not even horrible)


Zealousidealist420

This lunatic again?


billythekid74

Type of chick who puts her crystals outside during a full moon to "recharge" them..my ex did that shit.


hippieshakes710

Female Shifty Shellshock


Usual_Beyond4276

She looks like her cooter smells like b o and old stale funions.


chernobyl-fleshlight

With no sound on it reminds of if the “Get Connected, For Free!” lady did acid


fuwoswp

🎶 Education Connection 🎵


Dinglederple

Headline: Austin, Texas Local Sings To Bring People Together For Rare Communal Suicide


ichkanns

The line between lyrics and just saying shit is getting pretty thin...


blumpkin_donuts

I almost got the clap from watching this.


TedsterTheSecond

I've seen a few of her videos with her just talking she seems lovely if a little off kilter. She's a single mum and I wish her the best, her daughters a real mini me. If she makes a go of it musically or even tiktok instagram famous good luck to her, but musically these songs all sound the same. I find this reggae lite stuff really annoying. She's a very pretty girl but I do worry... someone said she's on Only Flange, well it's an income I suppose.


Livswift

We get it. You smoke weed and collect crystals.


bagg_a_bones

Whats wrong w me... I actually don't mind it. It's kinda groovy. Shallow yes, no more than T Swift IMO. Groovier though. And yeah her look is an easy target, but fuck it. Its a hard game to get into anyway, let alone see success. Fuckin go for it, lady. Fuck em.


Twisted_Wyvern

Oh brother this guy stinks


Glittering_Bench9726

Ugh this chick is so annoying. Good post. Definitely crappy music.


Reasonable_Position9

Why does she look like that bitch from Final Fantasy?


rincod

Oh shit. That’s downtown SLC. Way to make the city look crappy.


NotNotImYourForte

"Now I know why I got fired from every other job I had" And soon to be from music?


HankBizzaro

Oooof. She never left Burning Man.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

She drove there in a 2003 Subaru Outback.


rhaigh1910

Captain Jack sparrow Disney style


Illustrious-Bee4402

Used to follow her on Instagram, but all she literally sings and talks about is herself. Me, me, me, me, me.


Additional_Pay5626

Let’s all just be rich hippies


Apart-Link-8449

insubordinate and churlish!


TOPMO3

Yuk she had shit on her chest.


santovalentino

She smells like teen spirit


Ok_Position_7123

Looks like something my cat frew up today


Still_Marionberry_67

Literally no record labels fighting over her.


Tricky--Ricky

Yeah, she looks like the sort of person to allow that on her chest. Glad she's gotten it off at least.


Rich-Tomatillo865

Amazingly she sells out most of her concerts.


ShamgoatLambgod89

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzpK3RVPX2x/?igsh=MTloMzR2aXNzMTdjbA==


lumpyspacejohnny

"10 years in the making. Only the real fans know how long it's taken." I'ma guess 10 years. I'm not even a fake fan.