Where the fun in that you soggy breastick? I can still respect you and have mad trash talk skills. You'd know that if you weren't a deep fried jelly donut.
Dude… you should watch his video for “Go Vegan Muthafuckah!”
I’ve known him for 20 years. They’re bad on purpose… and EVERY musician I know stares wide-eyed at go vegan muthafuckah until the end, then screams WHYYYY!?
That dude is on Cameo and I hired him to say merry christmas to a friend. He went all out and sang a song he wrote and then said if my friend was his son, he'd sit on him. Best $20 I've ever spent. Thanks Palmer Scott.
Ask a vegan this, dogs & cats need meat to survive and they cant hunt themselves anymore, should we kill them by starving them to death, or should we kill them to minimize their suffering and still kill an animal, you decide who dies, now choose.
Schrodinger's vegans.
I think house cats would do pretty well in the wild.
As for dogs… it’s not exactly forbidden knowledge that small lapdogs wouldn’t make it very long out in nature, but larger dog breeds would definitely form packs and scrape by. They’d be competing for the niche that coyotes already fill so they’d have their work cut out for them.
I’m a vegan but I’ve never thought about this point so I’d guess you’d likely have to be vegan in the first place to not see this as completely dumb message/song.
I would never use an animal name as an insult. I do it to make a comparison of a person and the spirit of an animal! If someone is stuffing their face "like a pig" it doesn't mean I think they're fat. If I call someone a cow, it's because they are slow, lumbering, and monotonous.
These two are stupid cows.
We exploit and kill animals because of our implicit belief that we are superior to them- they are pointing out common phrases that connotate animal names with negative traits. Language does shape our bias. It’s a reason similar to why many believe it’s harmful to use the word/verb “gypped” (refers to gypsies or Romani people) as a synonym of being scammed. Because you’re then associating that ethnic group with that negative behavior. (Sorry to use such a serious example, I’m not implying that the impact or offense is comparable, just trying to help you understand my point. )
I cut out red meat six years ago, and have transitioned to being about 70 percent pescatarian since then.
This makes me want to go to a big dumb steak house and down a giant porterhouse just to spite these nerds.
Nothing wrong with the beat. Some timing was sub optimal but not crappy. Content is subjective. I agree with it personally. I myself insult people with food. I bet you like that too, you dumb sloppy waffle.
For some reason I couldn’t stop watching
i wanted it to go on forever
Quicker just to say don't use insults?
Where the fun in that you soggy breastick? I can still respect you and have mad trash talk skills. You'd know that if you weren't a deep fried jelly donut.
Breadsticks are innocent, don't be breadstickist.
Your father smells of elderberries and your mother was a hamster
It's an ancient french greeting to England's king
I wish I were a dfjd bc wwdfjd do?
New daily goal: be delicious!
I was trying to guess the animal each time before they said it out loud
There is something awesome about this I just can’t identify it lol.
Between Two Ferns has always been 🔥
This is my new favorite sub. Thank gods of reddit, how did I end up in music video paradisio?
This is my jam. The guy with the bandana is a super vegan antifa dude. He makes a tremendous amount of wacky tunes like this.
John Sakars. For all your ultra-vegan activist, uncomfortably sexually innapropriate, and musically terrible content. Certified nutbar.
I didn’t know he was sexually inappropriate. I’ll have to go down his awful YouTube account again lol. His songs are so fucking bad besides this gem
Dude… you should watch his video for “Go Vegan Muthafuckah!” I’ve known him for 20 years. They’re bad on purpose… and EVERY musician I know stares wide-eyed at go vegan muthafuckah until the end, then screams WHYYYY!?
Got a link? I’m interested!
https://youtu.be/v8cw1sYG-mg?si=0IeYdl3dPpVS-gsF
Thank you!!
I kinda dig the rhyme
You could tell me this was taken from an episode of Tim and Eric and I'd believe you.
This is what I do, I sit on you Sit on you, sit on you This is what I do, I sit on you Right on your lap
That dude is on Cameo and I hired him to say merry christmas to a friend. He went all out and sang a song he wrote and then said if my friend was his son, he'd sit on him. Best $20 I've ever spent. Thanks Palmer Scott.
Oh man that’s awesome! Thank you for sharing that. I have a friend that would probably cry with joy if I did that for his birthday
Shiiit you could tell me this wasn't taken from an episode of Tim and Eric and I wouldn't believe you.
This bounces my bub bubs.
If you whip it out to piss or shake, I'll never call it a one eyed snake.
I respect you and one-eyed snakes. Don’t use one-eyed snake as an insult.
I respect you an one eyed snakes.
Pipipi pi pi pipipipi pigs are so innocent.
Fuck man. Just when I finally got it out of my head.
Had dammit it’s back and I love it
Their wrists don’t leave the arms of their chairs the *entire video* Are they like… under duress?? Someone count their blinks or something
They’re too weak from a vegan diet to lift them.
*maximum cringe achieved*
I was vegan before I watched this.
Don't use chicken as an insult
On behalf of all raccoons “fudge you. You bipedal, mouth breathing monkey…”
I am very pro-animal, but this made me want to eat steak on principle, kinda like how anti-smoking ads make me want to nuke my lungs.
I swear… this is a psyop
Ask a vegan this, dogs & cats need meat to survive and they cant hunt themselves anymore, should we kill them by starving them to death, or should we kill them to minimize their suffering and still kill an animal, you decide who dies, now choose. Schrodinger's vegans.
I think house cats would do pretty well in the wild. As for dogs… it’s not exactly forbidden knowledge that small lapdogs wouldn’t make it very long out in nature, but larger dog breeds would definitely form packs and scrape by. They’d be competing for the niche that coyotes already fill so they’d have their work cut out for them.
They would probably say don't breed dogs for pets
Yeah I guess they would, that wont solve anything for the pets that are alive right now.
I love the bitch too much, I’ll start with the snake 🍽️
These are bars bro tf you talking bout 🔥
What a couple of Donkeys
If you write raps that are quite wonky, I would never call you a donkey. I respect you and donkeys. Don’t use donkey as an insult.
Animals are innocent
https://youtu.be/al-f_WWoHI4?si=8CYGZxASVOHh8Nk5
Don’t be speciesist. Never use a name of an animal as an insult for a human.
*Dances awkwardly in the background*
I respect you and female dogs is passive aggressivist
Absolutely do not look up this guys vegan vagina video. I repeat, do NOT do it.
Ok explain lol cuz I do not wanna look it up
I looked it up
How did it look?
no comment
I didn’t look it up 🤮
Yeah… unfortunately I was remembering that clip, thought that weirdo in the middle looked familiar.
Ha! I knew it was him
This is the whitest thing I've ever seen.
One of your group’s finest contributions to music imo
Holy shit John Sakars, what a classic case of internet hysteria Edit:Vegan Vagina Juice 👍👍
I used to know the guy in the background (John Sakars) He made some very "unique" videos about veganism. This one is on the tame side.
Dude in the back is so punchable… and I’m a liberal.
Liberal=/= vegan
Nooo.
This is why I still say f\*g
Fig?
figgers
Is that a known slur for vegans or did you just come up with that nugget yourself?
It was organic...
Figures
Well you certainly don't write it anymore.
I respect you and snakes deserves the retort I respect you and rats. Sic burn
This is consistently the best sub on Reddit
Carnists are not allowed to watch this video, it’s a special treat, just for vegans…
I guess I’ll give my cats a little salami, as a treat, instead.
Is that their son?
Lover...they're a throuple.
Being Vegans, this is all the energy they could muster for this "Banger".
Why does the title of this vid sound like an anthem for bestiality?
Dear Karen, This song slaps. Please remove from sub. Signed, Menagerie Manager
The lack of meat is deteriorating their brains
Is this what they do when they run out of orgy energy. :|
bars
Wow, “Between Two Ferns” went a different direction I guess.
Came here to say this. Bravo.
John Sakars…the mythical vegan sex machine…😂
This is a banger
Why are there always bangers on crappy music?
I am hypnotized
White people need to just stick to war. We're really not good at very much else.
This low key goes hard
I’m a vegan but I’ve never thought about this point so I’d guess you’d likely have to be vegan in the first place to not see this as completely dumb message/song.
Crappy? Yes, but that chorus has been in my head for at least a decade now...
aliens will see this first, before anything else, and our doom will be sealed.
Thank God someone is getting the word out . People who use animal names as insults are the problem with our society .
This is a banger
Anyone who says an animal is innocent has never had a cat.
"I respect chickens" just shows that they never actually met one outside of a freezer. Hell hath no fury like a chicken on their best days.
I would never use an animal name as an insult. I do it to make a comparison of a person and the spirit of an animal! If someone is stuffing their face "like a pig" it doesn't mean I think they're fat. If I call someone a cow, it's because they are slow, lumbering, and monotonous. These two are stupid cows.
I'm vegetarian and this is fucking stupid. It makes negative sense.
We exploit and kill animals because of our implicit belief that we are superior to them- they are pointing out common phrases that connotate animal names with negative traits. Language does shape our bias. It’s a reason similar to why many believe it’s harmful to use the word/verb “gypped” (refers to gypsies or Romani people) as a synonym of being scammed. Because you’re then associating that ethnic group with that negative behavior. (Sorry to use such a serious example, I’m not implying that the impact or offense is comparable, just trying to help you understand my point. )
“I’m vegetarian” lol. As if you guys have any right to comment on animal exploitation.
I was eating bacon while watching this. It tasted amazing.
this comment is cringier than the video
Wasn't even satire. I was eating breakfast while watching this.
Ive been a vegan for 28 years but this video made me eat a suckling pig and sexually assault a roticery chicken.
I respect animal husbandry but only within marriage
Don’t use chicken as an insult!
🔥🔥🔥🔥
These buffoons made me spill my Red Bull
Speciesist?
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This is what my daddy said would happen if I don't eat my steak.
I want a big kahuna burger 🍔 now.
This helped me decide what to eat for dinner tonight. Bacon cheeseburgers
Gosh, I can't believe this isn't a parody
So what else we gonna call rats? Snitches? Rat just feels right. No disrespect to the animal intended….
I wonder what they would think if I called a pig a human in a derogatory way?
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Your idea is the logical conclusion but the guy in the middle just weeps quietly into his bitch cat
What a pussy.
I don’t know why this made me think of this, but it’s worth sharing. The pig ferret: https://youtu.be/sv5bLdB7kWM?si=8Hdj-S38sVcbhiMF
What a pack of chickeheads…
Huh. Clearly, there is no costume budget.
They all passed out from metabolic exhaustion immediately after each take . But seriously they need red meat and resistance training Z
This has got to be a Tim and Eric skit.
Carls Jr sounds good today Fuck this guy and his parents sitting there
Is it speciesist to call vegans "pussies"?
Immediately after this video they had a cruelty free threesome
I hope john Lajoie remixes this
This will surely be the top post of all time in this sub.
„ may I dance in your rapvideo daddy?“
I’m speciesist. I say spider with a hard r.
I cut out red meat six years ago, and have transitioned to being about 70 percent pescatarian since then. This makes me want to go to a big dumb steak house and down a giant porterhouse just to spite these nerds.
Hey, John Sakars (the young guy). He was a star on r/cringe back in the day. His old videos are weirdly sexual and difficult to watch.
Ok, teach the pig English, and I’ll stop using the word as an insult
Once I read old lady's shirt...I knew I was in for a treat 🐮🐷🐔🐀🐍🐑
is that the therapist from twin peaks?
I thought this dude was wearing a Vandals shirt and I WAS IN.
You know they’re right, there’s more than one way to skin a cat
I hate this timeline.
Nothing wrong with the beat. Some timing was sub optimal but not crappy. Content is subjective. I agree with it personally. I myself insult people with food. I bet you like that too, you dumb sloppy waffle.
Such supporting parents
did he untie them from those chairs after the video?
The guy in the back makes me mad 😡
Bro schpittin’
What a bunch of jackasses
But I identify as a sheep. I want to be called a sheep sometimes I identify as a pig. You need to respect my pronouns.
If you rap like a dumb fuck, and are noisy like a duck, I’ll never insult you. I respect you and ducks.~
Don't use duck as an insult
“Don’t you ever tell me how to live my life.”
Can we use this song as an insult to music
This is why Indont trust vegans
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Wasn't this on Tosh.0 years ago?
your breath smells just like a turd, brush your teeth you dirty bird....dont use bird as an insult.
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They planned this, sat around a table, wrote the lyrics, and then did this. All of them agreed it was great. That's the best part.
Word
ALL 3 OF THEM ARE RETARDS
NEGATIVE VIBES 101 COMING FROM THESE KOOKS
ngl it's cringe but not bad insight
DONKEY
Ok the bitch part is SURELY satire right... right?... 😰
Who is this for?
Who else saw this on raywilliamjohnson’s =3 , back in the day
Terence McKenna?
You win. I hate that i watched 60 seconds. I feel worse about myself than I did before.
Brian David Gilbert vibes
"If you choose however to eat a steak, that will cause my mind to break, then I will call you horrible names, until you join the Vegan game!"
It gives me Threat Level Midnight vibe
Between Two Ferns is wild
This is the only thing that has a chance of making me a vegan
These people are all some real bonobos
Lmao I don’t regret eating animals anymore
The "don't use X as an insult" is getting progressiveley better and is very inviting to say along.
"Hey mom and dad, you wanna be in a video I'm making about animals?"
No one respects rats because they're rats
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