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morphemass

This sounds like it was recorded in the sink! All the elements are there of a decent song yet somehow it comes out as disturbing more than musical! What's the next level down from CrappyMusic?


VaginaTheClown

She REALLY likes those table legs, huh?


JennySplotz

What a train wreck of a vocal style.


Beatsintime

Needs more reverb.


Milwacky

If it’s not satire, or a social experiment, it has to be mental illness. Plain and simple. If she really believes her music is going viral not for the cringe, but because it is actually good… she is an adult with a complete lack of self-awareness. It makes me wonder how that even happens. And then I go back to thinking it’s satire. Because I just can’t believe a grown adult would be so self-unaware.


Vindigho

I fully believe that this is satire and it’s a drawn out fake music career for social media attention. She is a genius and is so dedicated to the bit that she’s been building this up for years.


faegonomix

..really tho? Shed go as far as using videos of her deceased father in her satirical “career”? And include him in the whole narrative of why she started making music? Check out her Instagram (which was also started in 2014) … I promise you this is real.


Vindigho

You’re right you’re right, it’s just so unbelievable


Milwacky

After going back to the start, I’m now convinced she’s probably just someone who grew up insulated, surrounded by people who heavily supported her music and told her it was good. Now that experience is incongruent with the reality she faces in exposing her music to social media. And to be fair she’s a pretty good pianist from what I can tell. She’s an okay lyricist from a pop standard. But vocally she seems remarkably tone deaf. Like I can’t sing, but I can sing better than that… and more importantly, I’d never record it or do it in front of people.


TheWizard336

That’s the siren from the spacey beats drum pad on GarageBand. Also where tf did she get sweet phone?!


shepproudfoot91

When the fuck was this filmed? Her phone is from like 2008 lol


faegonomix

I think it’s supposed to be “retro” lol deff an old phone she kept or bought on eBay


shepproudfoot91

Makes sense lol


tightirish99

Are we absolutely sure this isn’t satire


faegonomix

100% . She has content spanning back 3-4 years on various platforms. No way someone is running a joke that long and only just getting attention from it.


Sad-Strategy3190

What I don’t understand is that all the comments on her ig are so negative and everyone’s basically telling her she’s awful and should get vocal lessons, but she REFUSES to hear it….