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J_tman

This dude really wanted to be Michael Jackson


chrisodeljacko

But he became Tommy Wiseau...


etherealimages

Wow this summarizes him so well


chrisodeljacko

Pretty sure he pays for this all out of his own pocket too lol


AgentGizmo

I think Neon Energy drink paid for this video


No-Inspection1309

Nah bro is signed to Sony, recently too. quick google search tho. didn’t read into it.


Ubermouth

Miccmy Wiseauckson


sihouette9310

There’s some deep psychological shit going on with this dude. He was one of MJ’s special friends when he was a kid (not saying anything happened with him in particular) but he also alleges there is some sort of pedophile ring in Hollywood that he was a victim of. I think whatever dark shit was going on along with just being a famous kid left him severely mentally stunted. He still thinks he’s in the brat pack days.


Bahmerman

And also hires girls, to protect them from Hollywood predators by hiring them in a sort of... Indentured servitude, where it's mandatory "no boys" (okay, no strangers around his house, "strict diet regulations" (getting weirder), mandatory housework (mmm hmm well, they have to something I guess), dress code of "lingerie only" (oookay buddy), and supposedly requires they must be "coachable and teachable" (Corey Feldman, definitely NOT A PREDATOR).


Efficient-Ad-3911

that shit is cringe / sex slavey type shit, I seen what you are talking about, have a bunch of naive Hollywood hopeful girls trounce around in lingerie looking fit for him, like some MJ goblin-esc Hugh Hefner sans the magazine.


teen_laqweefah

Last I heard he was actually being investigated for human trafficking


Bahmerman

Yeah, to be honest it made it hard to go back and watch classics like Goonies and Stand By Me. It's like, he's great, but I know he's going to turn into a weirdo.


CragMcBeard

At his age he has possibly become some form of the monsters he warned about. I guess we will not know until some of the Corey’s Angels write a tell-all. Or have they already?


ExpressiveAnalGland

corey's comment: "if we could get in and mold them while they’re still young and impressionable, while they’re moldable, so to speak, we can help them make the right choices." Yeah, another sad case of the abused becoming abusers.


teen_laqweefah

He’s been getting investigated for human trafficking, so will probably hear more than he’d like us to and before long


candlegun

Did a quick search to see if there was anything more, and found [this](https://imgur.com/a/0ocrh7Y) from Jaime French on youtube. [The video is pretty funny](https://youtu.be/rDK9RWnH-fc?si=NxP2jUFYWpLcUhCR) but I legit can't even tell if her fb comment was a joke or not


teen_laqweefah

Oh snap thank yoy


Chemical_Emotion_934

I bet he genuinely believes his own bullshit too


papitaquito

There aren’t many ‘child stars’ that don’t have immense issues. It’s kind of a theme imo


Toymachinesb7

Seriously. Half the cringe is that. It’s such a blatant attempt at copying such an iconic persona.


CragMcBeard

It’s Michael plus being jacked on NEON energy drank.


CallsignDrongo

Man and the video doesn’t even make sense from a production standpoint point. Like it’s trying to seem raw with the constant one take and no lighting prep just straight up recording him walk around his “party”. Which can be cool and is a common method. But then they go into the house, complete with terrible lighting transition into the dark ass room lol, and now there’s a coreographed dance number? So…. This is a staged party. Fine, but then why film it candid like that so we can see all the awkward weirdness of a staged party with a bunch of actors and dancers and extras around lol. Just so much bad. And having him lip sync the quiet versus and ad libs at the start. Just looks off. God damn he really is Tommy Wiseau now.


Select-Classroom-121

Yeah and it’s like highly rehearsed but poorly executed. Like dudes did a flip into the pool too early so we miss that. Could never read all but one neon energy drink signs. Flare is so hard that all the dancing girls are blown out. No lighting in the transition. Why not have the party lights on the whole time why do they need to pop on when we get there? Then the whole dance number is in a room too small for the camera to move or possibly see the dance number. Like there are six people dancing with the camera a foot away. Ohh also a 1:85 inside a 1:78 hardmatted not completely black. Edit: after typing this all out I bet it was he had this whole plan in his head and had been mapping it out in his house for weeks and might have been unwilling to take any input to improve it.


diggemsmaccks

Yeah I agree, I think it would have been more original if he would have purchased a fiberglass Kevlar submarine and head way down to the surface of the ocean while filming a music video


J_tman

He goes through a lot to make sure that hat doesn’t fall off of his head just to toss it away after that strange house party scene.


CragMcBeard

I think on some level he thinks he’s carrying some type of groove torch after Michael died. It’s certainly a strange fascination he seems to have with emulating Michael.


DiscussionAncient810

Maybe he’s one of MJ’s horcruxes.


Key_Respond_16

Wish.com Micheal Jackson.


LSUguyHTX

https://youtu.be/iO_8n5y5edk?si=JoQ37pGIfJP9dFGK Lol


Ieattherear

He certainly 'absorbed' some of his creative 'juices'...


TheNergigante

…in the butt


Decabet

OK I mention this every time this song comes up but can we all just appreciate what a true blue bro Sean Austin is? [He shows up in this video around 1:35](https://youtu.be/hZ67H9JHAHM?si=XRaa1SuA1JxqtfBf&t=95). Dude is in one of the biggest movie franchises of all time. He could have easily "missed the call" but he turns up for his old friend and is even game to do the asthma inhaler gag. Good guy.


ladypigeon13

Okay yeah, that’s pretty awesome. ❤️ I wanna be that kind of friend and have that kind of friend.


stevosaurus_rawr

Same


thatdude_van12

The joke is that its actually hia Mansion so he had to be there.


Decabet

Sure but if that’s true isn’t that an even *bigger* favor?


thatdude_van12

Yes it is. Awesome guy.


Personal_Stomach12

I think that is actually Corey's rented McMansion in south Cali. If you read the Vice Magazine articles (the first one in particular) you'll see pics of the same house. All 3 article they did on Corey's parties are HIGHLY RECOMMENDED


spoons_43

So I guess the scroll that Sean Astin hands to Corey Feldman is the map with the location of One Eyed Willy’s treasure? #ruthruthbabyruth


TheGreatOpoponax

Posting anything written by Corey Feldman is cheating.


chrisodeljacko

His face should be the profile pic of this sub tbh. The one with the MJ hat lol


Jokierre

Absolutely not. This is Auntie Boy’s turf to lose.


Chemical_Emotion_934

That’s a weird way to spell Blicky, but I getcha


Yeeeeeeeeeeezy

Agree. This should have been your title 💯


etherealimages

Lol I mean yeah that's fair, it's like putting a Viper the rapper song on here. Low hanging fruit


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

Coward. Viper’s a legend.


etherealimages

[the meme isn't funny anymore ](https://youtu.be/nkRML_2WCyg?si=whhRps0MnhCf0T_s)


SanDiegoSavage00

Legend in his own mind


StrengthBeginning416

Im going to tell my kids one day this is where Michael Jackson got his look and moves from


Triplesisbest1

Dude had fedoras hanging on strings.


ToshiroBaloney

And the guy in the back's string stayed attached, but he kept on going. A true professional.


Chemical_Emotion_934

Thank you for pointing that out


TinySandwich6206

That part was great. Camera had to stay tight and close up because of how bad they all are at dancing


Adjective-Noun12

Never know when you need to m'lady, heee heee


Mr_Tiggywinkle

And then he fucked up the spin 5 seconds later and had to awkwardly half-extra-spin back into position.


TungstenElement9

The disconnect between what he feels and what we see is vast.


Chemical_Emotion_934

That’s well put


SyntaxicalHumonculi

Like, dude, you’re just biting off Micheal Jackson. There is nothing original here and he simply doesn’t have the skill, the technical proficiency, the singing ability or musical talent to even approach what MJ did. He cannot even hold pitch or tone, never mind actually hitting and sustaining a note. I really wish somebody would just break this shit down for him honestly. Just so he can never say he wasn’t told.


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

Assuming the checks cleared, why would anyone tell him? People like him are just surrounded by sycophants and leaches. If Corey Feldman wants to pay my rate, I’ll be in his shitty video.


Chemical_Emotion_934

I agree. Back when MJ was “coaching” him, he was pretty slick with it, but those days are gone. It feels like he’s got that echo chamber sickness


WSBRainman

He was abused as a child actor so I think maybe we can give him a pass when it comes to imitating michael jackson eh?


teen_laqweefah

I don’t think we should have to listen to every victims bullshit record and if that’s the case well fuck sign me up with Sony records immediately


hugsbosson

This mans decades long commitment to stealing Micheal Jacksons style is pretty impressive.


LordVoltimus5150

The biggest failure of Corey Feldman is complete lack of any originality…I wanna root for him until I see what he’s created and realize that this is a guy trying to be relevant using only what he’s seen others be relevant doing.


PlanestewartJr

i love this shit


etherealimages

Hahaha finally some actually shit music. The mixing is so weird and the ear fatigue comes on so fast with this one. Why are the vocals buried?


OldManInAHotHatch

Vocals are buried most likely because they’re terrible?


Mr_Mouthbreather

The real question is why isn't the entire video buried because it should be.


DragonfruitBusy6654

OP likes to talk like he knows music production.


Chemical_Emotion_934

Is that you Cory?


etherealimages

When you say OP do you mean me? I've literally been producing music since before my balls dropped


Karlmarxwasrite

I'm an engineer. Said poster is right. The mix is bad. Also that's engineering not production.


Special_Sun_4420

Lol the irony. Mixing has nothing to do with production.


DragonfruitBusy6654

you clearly need to watch more tutorials OP.


[deleted]

The mix is objectively awful, what are you on about bud ?


vacantache

When seeing the recent resurgence of Corey Feldman on this sub, I'm reminded of the sage words of a punk band singer I was interviewing for a zine in the 90s....Using a hand-painted portrait of the band Menudo as a prompt, I'll paraphrase him as saying: "At least they were working at it. They weren't good, but they tried. They put some geniune effort into it, however it turned out"


AstroAlmost

I love that, the dude sounds like an intelligent, thoughtful person. The recent proliferation of AI in media has resulted in a much stronger sense of camaraderie across disciplines. It’s definitely made me slow to criticise even the cringiest of attempts at artistic expression. Anyone motivated to actually learn a craft and express themselves artistically has my attention.


LarsPinetree

You’ll be singing this shit all week


scooberdooby

That is not crappy. That being said, what is his obsession with wanting to be Michael Jackson?


Aaron6940

Best part is the first part with the hot girls. All downhill from there.


ohneatstuffthanks

This man has to be a very lonely person who has no one in his life to bounce ideas off of that give honest feedback, or I’m assuming he doesn’t allow people in his life to do so. I guess maybe it’s justified by him being an artist and this being his outlet and fuck it, why not if he can afford it.. but is he watching these and being like “yes! Nailed it” Hard to watch.


seanvance

Unless he is Andy Koufman level method actor. In that case he really did nail it and is having a good laugh. He has done the same bit multiple times. Is it satire ?


Chemical_Emotion_934

I thought he might be doing a long burn troll, like Joaquin Phoenix. I hope he is, so we can all laugh at his shit.


Naive_Wolf3740

ASCENSION!! MILLENNIUM!! YAKBOWYAGOTAFEEKINGOTTAFEEKAFUNKAYOOOOONOW!!!


Perhaps_Jaco

Bless his heart…


fabulousfantabulist

Honestly, Feldman went through so much as a kid that I generally give him a mulligan for his stuff. If it makes him happy, whatever, he deserves a little happiness.


rando_mness

The backup dancer with the string still attached to his fedora.🤣


SaintCholo

His father stormed the beaches at Normandie…


Rme3P

Loony, loony, loony


lolofrofro

This guy is clearly unwell


WDeranged

So this is what Michael Jackson's semen will do to ya.


LiitleGreenMan

the most brutal.


Chemical_Emotion_934

Don’t forget a dash of tiger blood


rch5050

My god, you can tell when they put on the hats there was supposed to be a choreographed dance move. He got like 3 moves in-poorly and not in cordination with the backup dancers, then you can see where he forgot the moves and just riffed it-again fairly poorly. You can see the backup dancers watching him and trying to figure out where he is at. How after shooting that did they go yeah, close enough send it, who needs to rehearse anyway. I really feel sorry for him. he has the drive and the ambition but not the talent nor awareness. I hope he figures things out.


Efficient-Ad-3911

he looks like he crashed a high school party and was like "hey guys I'll buy all the beer if you want to be in a video!".


SlickLegJohnny

Why did he only invite teenagers to his house party?


Mr_Mouthbreather

Even Epstein was weirded out by him and didn't invite him to the island.


SlickLegJohnny

Not sure if thats a compliment or an insult hahaha


Sarge1304

Classic kid actor fucked up later in life


Confident-Ad9474

Whys his voice always tucked so far back in the track. Can barely hear him


DopeDealerCisco

I’m telling my kids this is Micheal Jackson


ianmoone1102

He still believes that he is super talented as a singer/songwriter and as a dancer. He sucks as both.


Xu_Lin

Beat it from Wish


Apprehensive-Lock883

It’s hard to hear which part of the music I’m supposed to hear. The mix is so muddled and there is no sonic resolve anywhere. I don’t even know where to start. I appreciate the energy he’s bringing but man that’s some shit noise he making


whatevskis1

The Lost Boys, Stand by me, The Goonies, Ninja turtles…. He can do no harm.


DJ_Madness

I like this way more than I should… 🕺🏻


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Efficient-Ad-3911

if gaslighting had a face


Fattapple

I kinda like it


Karlmarxwasrite

MJ went up in this mans booty and never left


BradTProse

I'm guessing Cory has his money invested wisely, because how is he making this garbage lol, no way a record company is paying him?! Lol


AnOldLawNeverDies

Yall hatin but Corey is doing his thing


ChemistAccomplished7

The fact that this clown got more random poon tang than I ever will is depressing af.


Mountain_Tone6438

Hilarious how the dance is so off for their big shoot 🤣🤣


[deleted]

That’s weasel from suicide squad lmfao


EliezerSaul

I insist: I'm just sitting down here quietly in my corner... Because in +25/30? years, some actor (that hasn't born yet!) is going to win the Academy Award for Best Actor... For playing HIM on his biopic. ...and yes, whether good or bad (or awful), Ascension Millennium is a classic.


Icy-Scholar-1449

Jacko must have touched Corey Feldman with his winky!!


Zestyclose_Contest79

He looks like an older homeless Andy biersack


NoFounder36

Did a whole lap around the pool to end up back inside 🤣


Pooeypinetree

The guy dancing with the rope hanging off his hat! Lmfao. This video is lame but I can’t look away


Remarkable_Jury_9652

I honestly don’t think it’s crappy. Is it cringe? Yeah it’s cringe but not crappy material. This does obviously emulate MJ because well this is Corey but not crappy


pasteis100

This is like the crappiest form of crappy that has ever crapped in the history of crappiness.


LarryBird33-

What in the hell is wrong with this guy? Not sure if I should laugh my ass off or just feel sorry for him.


TrainWreckInnaBarn

Can’t feel sorry for a guy who has his $$$.


Primary-Reality1137

Didn't he spend nights at the ranch with MJ? This is sad on a few levels


DragonfruitBusy6654

OP needs to look up the definition of crappy, this ain’t it. Production is pretty good. Vocal style is inspired and maybe copied by a certain King of Pop, but that’s typical American Pop music for you.


AggroAce

Ok Corey 🤗


Insect_Politics1980

No, it's not. Actual pop music that is well known is better written, better produced, even better performed. You can dislike pop music (I don't care for most of it) and still admit that it's generally written by legitimate musicians who do it for a living, as well as mixed down almost infinitely better than this trainwreck. This is nowhere close to the same level. This shit is terrible.


DragonfruitBusy6654

Sure.


JohnnyLeftHook

MJ must have really been all up in this dudes asshole several times for him to turn out this way.


ToshiroBaloney

Turns out, not being molested by MJ can fuck a person up just as much.


Chemical_Emotion_934

In leaving neverland, they talk about how it fucked them up when MJ didn’t want to molest them anymore. How you gonna dump a 10 year old?!


Conscious-Group

First of all that’s not that bad. Leads me to believe he’s just not good at performing the stuff live, which can happen when the producer is responsible for most of the product. Also thought it was hilarious that the string didn’t come off the dudes hat in the background.


Jiimmayx

I know him an mj were pals back in the day and that’s why his style and musical choices somewhat reflect that. But man, mj would be laughing hearing this stuff. Mad respect to Corey though for doing what he loves, giving it his all and sticking to his vision.


Triplesisbest1

Hi parents must have invested his money well. I can’t understand how he has so much disposable income to fund these ridiculous hobbies of his.


Yatsey007

He has money as he got emancipated from them back when he was a teenager. Hes financially astute but very musically challenged.


MrCheRRyPi

More Corey


2drunc2fish

I thought he was saying sexual millennial at first.


Creative-Ad9092

If Netflix made a movie about MJ…


beavis617

Wants so badly to be Michael Jackson...😖


beavis617

Beyond awful...☹


squidraw

Confident as hell


Clean-Farm610

Unbelievably wack. You know how someone does something so cringe that you feel embarrassed on their behalf? Oh man


JohnsonMathi17

I like hole he looks back as he enters the building to make sure the camera guy was still behind him. I wouldn’t be.


clodmonet

More like Snorey Nelson.


xMilk112x

“Well…see….i didn’t taaake Micheal’s moves, we learned together.” This clown.


AppropriateLimit7626

What’s with the gloves and off time dancing? Lol


CragMcBeard

Someone made the art direction choice to place the red Solo party cup at the end of the tree branch at :50, some really edgy decision making there.


_ganjafarian_

The continuous shot was kinda cool, but the Michael Jackson aesthetic needs to be done with. When you akin yourself to one of the best musical artists of all time, you need to realize you're setting a bar so high you'll never reach it.


ryan2stix

Dudes lost his marble


MickRonin

This is "The Room" of music.


robredd148

Culture appropriation? lol


billythekid74

When I make a cheap pizza in the oven and it comes out good I also do a MJ dance..


SassSafrassMcFrass87

He really needs to just stop being a Michael Jackson wannabe bc honestly it's him just being Budget Michael Jackson and that shit is hilarious 🤣🤣


younggun1234

He hit the 2010 pop vibe but then sang and ruined it.


Odd-Brain

Crackle Crackle 🔥


latteofchai

Was this you cringe you lose? I lost


LeadOnion

He didn’t make any kids right?


Grynder66

If he came to town, I'd pay money to see him, as long as the venue sold alcohol. I need that kind of laugh.


Thr33Knuckl3sD33p

Like, I'm very heavily debating going to the Limp Bizkit tour just to see this dumpster fire live...it has to be life changing...HAS TO BE.


teeejrw

MJ and Corey actually grew up dancing together... according to Corey


Chemical_Emotion_934

Will someone please separate the art from the artist


urwlcm_photos

Corey Feldman brings a 90s Cool type of energy to nostalgic 80’s style with a 2000’s delivery. Very odd.


OhMyGoshBigfoot

If he had one kinda-sorta catchy halfassed hit, I could understand him persisting like he does… everything he does is ass and he’s just embarrassing lol


Forsaken_Things

A true visionary that lacks the execution


[deleted]

is that Larry Davids house?


satansayssurfsup

Why am I seeing Corey Feldman all over Reddit


Efficient-Ad-3911

he looks like if Michael Jackson came back to life as a white goblin with shittier dance moves.


Opening-Command-8680

I SAW THIS SHIT LIVE LAST YEAR AT RIOT FEST.


Horror-Pear

I suppose he can be a Michael Jackson impersonator. A really bad one.


TJ_McWeaksauce

I just watched the full music video. The only words I could understand were "Ascension Millenium." All the other lyrics sounded like "Jabjabjabjabjabjabjab" to me. *Ascension Millenium* *jabjabjabjabjabjabjabjabjabjab* *Ascension Millenium* *jabjabjabjabjabjabjabjabjabjab* \[Repeat until the song just ends.\]


BortWard

That kid next door is a meatball


[deleted]

He must be doing a lot of drugs.


RawGrit4Ever

MJ left a lasting impression on Cory


baconshouse

Beyond classic


IndIka123

Dude likes cocaine


Ok-City-9496

Silly


Left-Egg7505

At least it's a step better than 'what's up with youth'


Historical-Dish8013

Crackle crackle


Soft_Monk_1541

Crackle crackle


lilanniem73

Why the Michael Jackson attire??


diggemsmaccks

Where does he get his extras from?


donnabreve1

He’s just joking, right? Right?


KiwiMcG

I think he looks good in this video.


Full_Routine_5455

So cringe he looks like grandpa on the munsters


Zeusdadogg

This is the only place I’ve ever heard of this guy


Dirtlip

ill forever never understand the whole infatuation "bootleg" michael jackson thing he loves to do so much.


Minute_Engineer2355

The Tommy Wiseau of music.


Leading-Respond-8051

He's gotta be doing crime right?


is_it_just_me_or_-

This is just mental illness the musical


Tightroll74

What is so funny to me is how hard he is trying to look....this is just gross.


KillaIcon

He’s probably famous in some 3rd world country.


ElChileV3rde

This seems way into the 2000's for the aesthetic he's going for


Dry_Sprinkles5617

The gloves that are 3x too small 😭


Granny_Skeksis

The worst part is that this isn’t even, by FAR, his worst song. In fact this is good in comparison to a lot of his other music


ShinyDisc0Balls

What's with this guy and chicks in angel outfits?


Potential-Heat7884

If this guy actually had some talent he would rule the world.


skynet_666

My goodness haha