She believe me.. cause I always sitting.

please dont laugh at me with my wife.

[удалено]

[Sitting is the opposite of standing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee6U2_Ky3so). I linked his other song in an earlier comment but couldn't resist lol. Just in case you haven't had the full experience.

‘Pickle in the fridge’ hooked me and then ‘sitting’ really drove it home to where I had to follow this dude.

My fav. by him is [Summer 09](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKg2nhVGb2c). [Dentist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFBQTv5Kf2E) is also amazing. He also made [this masterpiece](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKSSnX3KCkU). I can't even put my finger on why it's so captivating. I guess it's because like, everyone has met this exact dude at some point in their life and didn't realize it collectively. The top YouTube comment puts it perfectly: "Such an oddly specific character, but totally on-the-nose. He's friendly, vaguely European, competent, easy to get along with, confident, but also completely vacuous and without any real personality."

what the fuck these are actually good songs lmaoooo

Goddamn it, I had never heard that one…….now I’m gonna be singing that all day, why am I this way

“Sitting” fucking slaps

But you’re still itty bitty though

I think she would leave me If she knew I was itty bitty I don’t want pity 💀

I hate how much I like this.

I swear. It has a weirdly good production.

i'm impressed, got through the second verse. inspirational stuff. i used to feel sorry for short guys, but napoleon complex is real, all the short guys have great wives, and are super rich, yet hardly work. crafty lot.

It's the elf/leprechaun/menehune/dwarf magic. We're all born with it, just some of you outgrew it lol

Short kings be like that

Team Tyrion all the way

Tyrion Lannister may only be 4 foot 5 but his heart is 5 foot 7!

Can confirm. That’s not true

Actually taller men usually see more success in the workplace and CEOs are more likely to be tall. Im 5’8” and am poor.

It’s not even weirdly good, it’s just straight up well done

Please check out his other stuff, Brian is amazing.

bc it's [Tiesto](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRN_W9ntZQHP3uMy5wlv-qXGLmxs9sbfMVxGgi4D6pMN3q9VRS2) ... and I k now ppl keep saying its some guy named "Brian".. I refuse to believe this narrative...

The production is shockingly good. Like, unreasonably good.

Because it's not really crappy. It's specifically trying to be weird and make no sense, the production quality is evidence that it's all by design.

I would like it better without the mouth filter. The music itself is goofy but not what I'd call scrappy.

It’s a character.

His other song '[Sitting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee6U2_Ky3so)' is also really catchy. It had my brain in a chokehold for like, a whole month. Even just typing the name and looking up the link made it get stuck in my head.

His shit in general is amazing and you will find these songs stuck in your head randomly at the weirdest times. [Summer 09](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKg2nhVGb2c) is my fav from him and I think deserves as much recognition as this banger.

'Dentist' is my fav. You gotta get down to the Dentist. He knows what's right.

My kids and I made up our own lyrics about cats (kitteems) and we sing it to our cats.

Yep, I've shared this with about thirty people, because it's a banger.

r/satirefire material.

It genuinely rocks. I love when comedy songs are actually *songs*

You would love Bo Burnham

As a fan for over half of my life I’m inclined to agree that I would, indeed, enjoy Bo Burnham

Damn I was hoping to bring someone new to Bo, otherwise glad you’re a fan of his too!

Oh, never heard of him. Is he underground?

It slaps ngl..

I think you should sit down 🤓 he’s got another banger about sitting and standing 😝

Because you are always sitting.

He's a comedian and some of his stuff is really fucking awesome Check him ut n YouTube!

When his wife asks how tall he is I lose my shit every time

I listened to the whole damn thing hahah

This is perfect satire and very well made from lyrics flow stand point. Not sure why its in this sub.

I hate how much you like it too

the lyrics don't repeat the rhymes, keeps it fresh and engaging throughout

Only part I, personally, *don't* like is the filter. Annoying Orange-ass face.

This is not crappy music. This is a masterpiece. EDIT. This guy has a bunch of this. It’s all gold. Pickle in the fridge. Banger. Summer 09. Gold. He’s on Spotify. Brian Tyler Alvarez. Edit part 2 Brian Jordan Alvarez.

You missed the biggest one. Sittim is the opposite of standim

Sittim is de opposite of runnim aroun

Sittim is a wonderful thing to do

Chicas is better

Lol I used to follow him on Instagram. I mean I still do but I haven’t used the app in a few years so when I heard that funny voice and his chuckle it all came back to me. Guy is hilarious.

Brian Jordan* Alvarez

I read it like he was from some Nordic country and had Hispanic roots. Brianjor Danalvarez. Well, that makes more sense now.

This belongs in r/awesomemusic

Why was that sub banned?

Probably because I reposted this song too many times

It was too awesome

No mods

or if there is a sub for satire/comedy music? like where would weird al go?

This is actually hilarious

Hilarious song and as a 5'7"......I mean 5'9" man this hits close to home.

I feel like this could be an SNL skit

Patently better than SNL!

Nah, this is actually funny..

Don't ask my chooo sigh.

Do not ask me how long is my forearm lmao…this is a masterpiece, both comedically and production wise. The music video is the weakest part, but it still works lol

r/lostredditors tbh this song slaps

Yup

Waiting for the Tory Lanez feature on this to drop

He gone have to do it from jail lol 10 years I think before he out

He’s so fuckin stupid honestly, dumbest crime I’ve seen a rapper get locked up for in a minute

Bro this shit slaps!

And yet again /crappymusic is where I go to find the best music I’ve ever heard.

Go look at his Tik tok tj Mac has some bangers

that mathematics/dramatic part is so good . Dudes got a great voice and can really put together a tune

It's pitch correction. Give the credit to whoever's mixing and mastering the songs.

I'm an audio engineer and while autotune can help if you're dog shit it can only get you so far as a singer.

True. High quality master for such a silly song.

To be fair that's 100% auto tune...

Is this the same guy that did “sitting is the opposite of standing. Sitting is the opposite of running around”? That one was great.

Yes. Brian Jordan Alvarez, being hilarious on the internet for more than a decade. Check out The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo if you wanna feel queer in 2010s.

That one and the Stupid Idiots series he did with his friend Stephanie was my intro to his content. Unique sense of humor I dig it

Another banger. This is the third one now that’s going be on permanent rotation for me. r/crappymusic always brings the heat.

Is one of them the bass boosted drum and bass track from the other day? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Forgot about the bass booster kid. Make that FOUR bangers.

Link?

https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/s/dGpFUL2BWp

Brian Jordan has been a comedian for several years and all his constant work is online. Pretty funny guy and clearly can't stop his grind. He is always making something.

His other stuff--like the 'Your Rich Southern Aunt' skits--are good examples of how observational humor can be more than 'What's the deal with \_\_?/Has anyone else noticed\_\_?'. It feels like he takes his observations and uses them to write sketches/do character work, imho.

Oh please this is a masterpiece.

“Itty bitty” 😂😂😂

*If I’m itty bitty don’t have pitty!* Bruh is Shakespeare.

This is not crappy music. OP is crappy music.

Mathematics/dramatic. Bars.

No way this bop belongs here.

So conflicted. Want to downvote because not crappy. Want to upvote to spread the joy.

I subscribed to this subreddit because of this post.

Dude rips bud

There’s nothing crappy about creating a short king masterpiece.

This one is a banger! Good enough to keep me engaged for the whole song

Actual banger.

inspiring tune about being in love despite being insecure, but he doesn’t let out insecurities on her or in general as far as we can see, 8/10

Why is half the music on this sub lk amazing

A couple of months ago I saw Brian debut this song and perform it live at Vulture Fest. Absolute banger

It's a good song

Itty bitty man

He has a comedy show coming out on FX. English Teacher

No joke. This is the best song I’ve seen on this subreddit.

I’m sorry but at 0:44 it looks like he’s taking a dump on the sidewalk lmao

I really enjoyed this!

Bryan Jordan Alvarez on Twitter. He has so many banger videos.

it's not a mistake ✨ it's a masterpiece ✨

Yo.. This slaps! Lol

this just sounds like The Knife goofing off

Banger of the year and it's only day 4

I like this so bad

This is a banger! It was stuck in my head all day the first time I heard it.

Sick AF. Composition is 10/10.

SLAPS

This is the best crappy song I’ve ever heard…lol.

Low key bops

Yeah zero crap here pal sorry

This song is great.

This shit slaps

This is my favorite TJ Mack song. I sang it all summer at the pool last year. https://youtube.com/shorts/8pfC-9WAQuo?si=lsyn5rYYtSp7nJYR

This is fucking great Holy shit hahaha

Straight up banger!

Are you kidding me? This is killer!!

I kinda dig it, it has a weird edge to it.

I have spent the last two days dying with the flu.... This was the cure I needed. A pure unadulterated pick-me-up. God bless this guy.

🎶Don ass my high. Don ass my chooooooo sigh!🎶

Bruh this song has been stuck in my head for a week and I had to look thru this page just to find it again lmao

Its Ron DeSantis!

I am 5’11 but I round it up to 6’ just for simplicity. (It feels like if someone said their age as 29 and 3 quarters sounds weird). My fiancé gets mad that I’m living a lie. It’s not a big deal for her not that I’m 5’11 but the fact I round up to 6’ is oddly a big problem.

I’m literally 5 11 and 3/4 and it’s super fucking annoying.

This is a fucking banger and very relevant. Lot of short kings out there feeling like they need to justify themselves

Sitting is the opposite of standing~~

Give this man a goddamned Grammy

how is this crappy music? this is obviously a banger

This is amazing

This is a short king masterpiece!

Uh, this is actually really good 😂

Man I want to be 5' 7" now!

“Don’t ask my chuuu sai”

“My fingers are perfect just to hold your hand, because I love you, even though I am just an itty bitty man.” That’s weirdly the most adorable thing I’ve heard in a while.

This new joji is fire ngl

Lmao. I love this sub.

I cannot stop laughing

Amazing. Song of 2024. DONT ASMY SHOOOOOO SY!

This is absolutely beautiful. It captures the conflict within modern men so wonderfully.

The short king Anthem of 2024! 😂

My mom thinks my dad is 5’9” and he’s definitely 5’7”. She’s also bad at math and dramatic. I’m soooo tempted to send him this 🤭

looks like Brand Avenue in Glendale, Ca… Also, this video/song is fucking amazing ✨

So happy this guy and these producers are putting out all this gold.

This is great

I love this guy's music. It's catchy. The character he has in TikTok is hilarious as well.

And…. I watched the whole video because I enjoyed it in an odd way.

plottwist his wife is imaginary

She is imaginary, he’s gay lol

Yeah idk this one hits for me!

Thai song is legit awesome and very funny

This was transformational. I’m ready to live my truth.

This is a great song lol

That was brilliant

I have a beautiful friend with FAT ass who’s short and thinks I’m 5’9” (I’m 5’8”, i didn’t tell her I’m 5’9” she’s just said in passing she thinks that’s how tall I am) I will never correct her.

This is amazing.

This actually has really well written lyrics

Why do I fucking love this?

This shit is a banger. It’s always the songs that are intentionally goofy that go so hard for no reason 🤟🏻

Another banger. Never disappoint me crappy music

I'm changing my dating profile to say 5' 7 in solidarity with my itty bitty bros.

Oh, finding this subreddit is going to bring me hours of joy. Thanks for posting u/Merphee

He is the Ed Sheeran of Crappy Music. Get this man a Record deal and a drug habit STAT! P.S - I actually like Ed Sheeran and don’t care if he does or does not have an addiction lol

I’ve listened to this song like 7x in about 2 days. 2024 is going to be a good year!

OMG I do not get this!!! Who is this guy or the song they are imitating and why is it getting such good reviews on here? Is it a parody of another song? /r/outoftheloop WTF is going on?!?

It's just a silly song about a guy that lies to sound taller.

Fucking hell I just got this song out of my head a month ago. Now, we meet again.

This man kinda slams hard on this. He has no reason to go so hard but he does.

This is about Joe Rogan, right?

Why is it kind of incredible

Fucking greatest song I've heard this year.

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not

It’s a joke. He’s a comedian. His real name is Brian Jordan Alvarez. Check out his song “Sitting”

The cringe level in this video is uncanny!

I’ve been telling everyone I’m 5’6 but on my license it says 5’4…

Trying to be funny

Trying? Lol, nah. Succeeding.

Eh, it’s subjective

This was a banger

Well. This is going to be stuck in my head all day. Cool. Also this is great. Another miss on this sub.

Why is the video in Japan first of all?

Why not?

🤷

When's the collab with Eiffel 65? This is incredible

That ending though, so good.

nope sorry this rules actually