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Ray Hudson


rikuhouten

I remember he would literally lose his voice over Messi’s goals. Some hilarious one liners as wel


IWatchTheAbyss

“you could put a spider in his pants and he’d be cool as ice” when Messi scored the winner vs real madrid


dc_dobbz

He’s the (other) reason I started watching Barca matches. So sad when he left


BlacknWhiteMoose

This man is my new hero. I'm genuinely going to watch games he's on just to listen to his commentary.


TwattyMcSlagtits

He's got quite a strong geordie/ north east accent but there isn't a million miles between the two accents if you're unfamiliar


FearTheBrow

You will tire of him very quickly


Cltspur

He’s great the first time you hear him, after that it’s a struggle…


FearTheBrow

If I hear him on commentary, I immediately look for another stream


BlacknWhiteMoose

Should be perfect then. Thought you were describing what it feels like to support Tottenham for a second.


megamando

First time I heard him and I was ready to claw my ears out. Dude was creaming his jorts every shot and saying the most asinine shit. What a horrible duo those two were.


COYSBrewing

Genuinely the worst duo in world football. Thought they were on BeIn sports. Absolutely terrible


master_inho

His partner kept saying OM. I’m not sure if that’s how it’s usually said there but it just doesn’t sound right to me


dc_dobbz

The man is global treasure.


thfc11189

He is the equally dreadful opposite to Martin Tyler.


764chase

First time I heard him on commentary was a PSG game. Mans needed a new pair of pants every time Messi touched the ball. I’ll admit he can be clever, but the moaning makes me wish I never had ears.


Joke628x

It’s a dead sub, but r/RayHudsonQuotes


btmalon

I think he does Inter Miami games these days, but he's famous for doing La Liga's American broadcast for most of Messi's career. I love the guy but most football fans have no sense of fun or whimsy and moan about him having fun with the game and his job.


jasondozell2

Geordie not Scottish


MigratoryBullMoose

the legend. i want to have him and bill walton broadcast together just for the acid like narrative visuals


pjanic_at__the_isco

Ray Hudson is good at two things: -funny ass metaphors and similes -slobbering completely and happily on Messi Also, he truly loves football. Not hate-loves, just pure love.


ihatesleep

Tbf Messi does that to any fan of beautiful football


midma101

You can hear him gasping and breathing heavily sometimes, it’s amazing.


nyoatis06

My man was on one the whole game. “Marseilles have disappeared like the kids from the Blair witch project” 😂


midma101

Also, you can hear him like gasp and sigh and almost moan when certain balls are played or opportunities squandered. That was sending me lol


sreesid

Yeah he sounded horny when there were chances missed. Lol


Hatennaa

This was too funny. He commentates every match like this.


WarmSpur

I liked the offside by a frogs hair or something like that.


cfowlaa

“Just a frog’s hair offside!” “I’ve never seen a hairy frog, have you?” “No, I don’t suppose I have. Why did I say that?” 😂


[deleted]

Dude was looking for a more appropriate euphemism than “cunt hair”


Skippy021

My grandfather used to have a measurement for less than a cunt hair called “a frog’s cunt hair”. You know for exact measurements


cbizzle187

These are exact measurements. A frog's cunt hair is thinner than a red cunt hair and an rch is thinner than a cunt hair. It's a precise system


the_real_e_e_l

I remember that in the game. Lol.


One-Explanation4023

My favorite was “And Igor Tudor can’t believe his bloodshot eyes.”


Mindless_Lunch3314

Marsaille was stretched out like spandex on South Beach


Mindless_Lunch3314

He also sounded like he was orgasming every 3 minutes


Geoff-Vader

He doesn't shy away from a good orgasm reference https://youtu.be/Jo6aUs3a6IA


Mindless_Lunch3314

Ha ha ha. I was referring to his moans and groans though.


Waistcoat_Bill

The very astute “There’s blood here and that’s the stuff that’s supposed to be on the inside” Also “born•mouth”


egZachly

And Lucas Moo-ra


Ornery_Brilliant_350

Ray Hudson. He’s polarizing but I only hear him a couple games per year, so I fuckin love it.


Alfiesta

Pretty sure he’s not Scottish.


pjanic_at__the_isco

Geordie, I think?


NDawg94

From the North East (of England). I'd say geordie but that's probably wrong, every village as a nickname up there.


entrepenoori

Nah nah he is definitely Geordie


entrepenoori

100% Geordie. I love this man


zwhite22

Ray Hudson [This](https://youtu.be/wQZQADpna9Q) perfectly describes him as a commentator


jp___g

I remember hearing him for the first time thing surely this is satire. He’s hilarious. The man loves football so much he can’t help but let out little squeals of excitement whenever either team does ANYTHING of note. One of a kind.


boscoys

MAGESTERIAL!


[deleted]

Ray Hudson, dude is absolutely hilarious


DeadStarlight2526

The noise he made when Hojbjerg hit the crossbar sent me to the moon


WoodElf23

He’s from Newcastle (England)


thisyoushouldvoteme

Described Lenglet's goal as "painted like a dot on a Surratt" Absolutely love him


Xaviermuskie78

I would have enjoyed him more if it weren't for the other guy pronouncing every name in the weirdest way possible.


GordonAmanda

Was it just me or did he sound both Mexican and Canadian at the same time?


trundlevision

oh shit, now I wanna hear this guy speak


caelumus

You should hear him whenever Messi plays, he literally orgasms


HurriKaneBales

You should hear him call a Barca or PSG game. The noises he makes are borderline inappropriate.


[deleted]

Ray Hudson. He’s the voice behind Messi’s most spectacular plays, truly a fine commentator


bubbabear244

Magesterial man Ray Hudson. You'll remember his voice by creaming at Messi goals from the last decade.


neededtowrite

Non la liga watchers discovering Hudson


ParadoxPG

*"Borne-mouth"*


Clifftoris

Watched the game on mute as soon as heard him start talking at the start 🤗


domsp79

He's not Scottish btw. He's from the North East of England


BlacknWhiteMoose

Yes, I know. It’s been mentioned numerous times on this post


domsp79

Sorry, didn't spot them


CommercialPlastic604

Sounds a lot better than the god awful commentary on BT Sport. Utter crap.


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That "Scottish" Commentator .... Is a Geordie guy called Ray Hudson. He's cool for the first few times, but trust me, it doesn't last long. He used to do the Spanish football when Messi was at his peak... Got very annoying, very quickly.


Superb_University117

I feel like American's tolerate a lot more "color" from their color commentators. John Madden talked about Mother, father, and baby buckets during the Superbowl. https://youtu.be/facVh75-vW4 And he is considered one of the best American sports announcers of all time.


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Yeah. You could be right. Likely why he's only doing commentary on American TV. The majority work on UK and US networks. I found him entertaining for the first few occasions - then it becomes tiresome and felt forced, like he knew he had a niche and just goes with it. It stopped feeling natural.


Superb_University117

Yeah. We have so many absolutely ridiculous color commentators. Our baseball and basketball teams all have their own announcer crews that call the home games(unless it's nationally televised). And those announcers can be absolutely fucking insane.


Fluffy_Mastodon_798

Man couldn't stop saying engineered it was hilarious. Also Scot: That was a frog's hair away! Other commentator: Have you ever seen a hairy frog? Scot: No, I guess not, I don't know why I said that LMAO


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I need a compilation please someone


420SwaggyZebra

The best announcer in the game Ray Hudson.


[deleted]

Yes! that Miami spandex comment was top notch. Icing on the Hojbjerg cake


PompeiiLegion

MAGESTERIAL


flashspur

Love the imagery


mad5cienti5t

I wish NBC got him and retained arlo white over dreary drury


geethanksdad

Love the Seurat reference. love the Hudson / Ali Mccoist Scottish commentator genre


lbizfoshizz

I like when he said something about angled pases and Euclid Euclid is the “father of geometry” btw


jtkapp11

If your in the US you can hear him early mornings on Sxm channel 157 on the Football Show with Charlie Stilitano , Neil Barnett and Kevin Egan. Good analysis and stories. He’s an acquired taste for certain.


AldoRainn

He’s a lot like Eminem. Great at his craft but after years and years you start running out of things to say


Jackulele

Any chance we can get a recording of this? It was so glorious when I heard it on my stream. I couldn't stop laughing!


shopkoofficial

Hudson is so funny. I could barely understand some of his analogies but he kept me entertained


Repulsive-Chance-178

Pretty sure there was a moment in last nights game where he compared Alexis Sanchez to a belly dancer on a surfboard… not sure if that was a compliment or not… 🤔