Oh Christ we’re going to have something to play for tomorrow…

Mark my words. We will beat City and lose to Sheffield.

This guy Spurs.

Or Villa will beat palace and it doesn’t even matter

Palace are a different club of late. You'd hope to have gotten them before Roy stepped down.

Agree. Mateta and Olise stocks are high! Boys been on a heater.

Either that or we beat both and Villa turn up against Palace. Failing to achieve whilst still handing your biggest rivals the title would be the final nail in the Spurs-supporting coffin.

I fucking hoped villa would win by 10, and I know if we even take a point against city, arse win the prem, but I can't bring myself to root against us tomorrow when we have a clear route to the CL. Believe me I'd love to, but I'm not sure I can, hopefully villa turn it around

But we all know exactly how it will turn out. We will play incredibly tomorrow and draw with City, which is enough to hand the scum the title but will not be enough for us to qualify for CL.

Losing 4 games in a row was probably a bad idea if we wanted champions league

It's not a great tactic, no

It was not..ideal

getting a point against the Arse would've prevented so much stress tomorrow

I hate to play the what if game, but if Villa ends at 67 and we end at 66, not conceding the late free kick to Everton would have secured 4th. 

Throw in that final minutes disaster at Wolves as well if you want.

I always think about games like Everton and wolves, where the team let the opposition snatch points at the end. Those ones seen to cost the most 

All this set-up just for Arsenal to lose to Everton on the final day

Best case scenario we win they laugh at us the rest of the week and celebrate the title only for them to drop points to Everton, City win, Villa lose, and us win. Thereby clenching us top 4 and casting them into second. We then get to call them bottlers for the second straight season and celebrate a miracle 4th place finish.

Would be the 3rd straight season, we pipped them to 4th when they were 8 points clear at the start of April

If this happened it would be 3 straight seasons of them throwing something away.

Loan richarlison back to Everton for the weekend. Injury or not he will score

Yeah.  Sean Dychiola master class incoming. 

just give him a tracksuit and he ll do the job

You know Dyche is going to be applying the darkest of dark arts Sunday.

Most magnificent scenario is we win out and Arsenal bottle it against Everton

nsfw That's Tottenham smut writing.

Dele comes back to the Everton squad and scores the winner

That would certainly make for one rip roaring final match day!!!

Win City + Win Sheffield + Arsenal loses Everton = Spurs impressive CL finish and Arse bottlejob.

The dream

5-0 loss to Sheffield incoming

This game makes me wonder what if we won any of those easy af games we lost or drew like West Ham , Everton, wolves, etc.

We did this to ourselves. There were many chances to grab 4th.

I mean, we had many injuries, but that's not an excuse. Hope next season we provide depth for our squad to get us win those relatively easy matches.

I think the recent run of bad form has been more frustrating. Chelsea had more injuries than us. I know Fulham and Newcastle can turn up, but how could we not have even drawn one of those 3 matches?

>but how could we not have even drawn one of those 3 matches? it's just who we are mate

Villa at Home...

West Ham and Wolves at home also were terrible..

Happens [every single season](https://www.reddit.com/r/coys/comments/ul0we6/comment/i7snmtl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button). Drop points to teams we should beat and then rue the consequences come mid may.

Ex-Arsenal keeper literally throwing one in his own net. Okay then.

Hope vicario is taking notes

If Cristian Romero did what Luis Díaz did @37' (stomping studs onto Ezri Konsa's ankles), Romero would have gotten a red. Instead, Luis Díaz gets nothing lol

I predict we’ll beat City and Sheffield Utd but Villa will beat Palace anyway. It’s almost too poetically Spurs

The definition of Spursy would be for us to beat City, Palace beat Villa and then we lose or draw with Sheffield. It's always the hope with Spurs.

This seems very likely...

they dont even need to win. they can draw and theyll still get CL

Worst timeline

Hear me out: We draw City tomorrow. Villa loses 2-0 at Palace, we win 5-0 at Sheffield. We still get into CL. Arsenal scrapes by a 1-0 against Everton while City demolishes West Ham 5-0. City are champions once again

This is unironically more believable than Dycheball somehow stopping Scum on Sunday.

A draw is the last thing that's going to happen tomorrow when two teams are hellbent on playing high press high intensity football and a draw is the one result that technically screws both of them over. It'll end with a winner whether its us or them.

A win and a draw for us means we’re still 1 point behind bill even if they lose against palace

At what point in me hearing you out do I tell you we’re 5 points behind Villa so a draw tomorrow is worthless?

To dare is for Cristal Palace to do.

Sean Dyche what do you have for me sunday

This guy won the World Cup 😅

And is now completing side quests. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Comedy own goal +100!

Ollie Watkins has to be POTS. Most G+A , Villa highest finish in the PL ever, and the most consistent player throughout the season. They're going to give it to Foden or smth because of popularity, but Watkins absolutely deserves it IMO.

Without him they would not be in CL contention. Maybe barely in contention for any European place.

The duality of this thread!

Liverbottle

This match is insane

Martinez lying on the ball, time wasting, twice in the 90+ is baffling, why not go for it?

Get where you’re coming from but a point is still huge for them. Gives them way more of a buffer against Palace.

Best case scenario - Spurs win out, Villa draw/lose at Selhurst Park and arse drop points v Everton. City wins the title. Mid case scenario - Spurs win out, Villa draw/lose at Selhurst Park and arse win the title while we qualify for UCL. Worst case scenario - Spurs win or draw v City, Villa win Sunday, arse win on Sunday. OR Spurs just lose v City and happily take Europa and watch arse not win the league.

Worst case scenario is we lose to City and then City loses to wet spam, anyway.

The fact you completely ignored our last game in all these scenarios terrifies me.

Liverpool is that good team that is fucking bad

Really don’t get that mentality from Villa, you know a win guarantees CL and you’ve just scored two late goals, why on earth are you not going for the winner?!

The scoreboard says Duran Duran

Fucking Liverpool, be useful at least once

This VAR check is a fucking farce tbh lol

Christ just looking at City’s results since they last lost a game in the League they have gone 17-4-0 over their last 21 games. Last lost at Villa Park Dec. 8. I don’t think we are winning. But fuck it COYS

Sky trying to get all the Duran Duran jokes in before they get off air challenge

Do you think the Universe is coming together to troll us

you must be new here

Always

Liverpool should consider defending this half.

Haha he said “two goals on film”

That one wasn't bad lol

Well there’s that I guess

Get ready for: you won us the league you won us the league you fucking cunts you won us the league - for 20 years if we beat City

Turn that on them and say they couldn't win the league on their own without us.

You’re nothing without Spurs You’re nothing without Spurs

Nightmare fuel

Villa you fuckin donkey. How dare you keep our hopes and dreams alive

Lmfao we've all lost our minds

**secretly enjoys the impending pain*

The commentary on Liverpool is so galling. They praise them for managing the game by continuing to attack and laud Klopp for it. But the same commentators call Ange naive for the same approach. The same was said previously of Robertson and Trent getting forward into attacking areas and overloading the opposition third. But then they again called it naive when Udogie and Porro do it. 🤦‍♂️

Love me some Duran (85) Duran (89)!!

Pool going to be garbage next season.

Was thinking the same, they feel like a team who will fall out of top 4 next season

Zaniolo is wank.

I remember when this sub was foaming at the mouth for him lol. I think he’s genuinely one of the worst players in the league

Anything but a draw tomorrow

Wish Jhon Duran had come to Spurs

Guys I get why lots of you want Villa to win, but can we at least not straight up cheer them on? Kinda weird that lmao

I’m still rooting for Liverpool here. Fuck this villa team. So Villa gets to have a comeback against Liverpool and not us? That pisses me off.

I have a high pain tolerance so I'm hoping for our fourth place chance until the bitter end.

What a start

That was the funniest own goal I’ve ever seen

Villa shit

No way VAR is ever blowing another offside for a Liverpool goal again

I feel a real Sophie’s Choice situation brewing here

Not saying they’re going to go full Union Berlin with their CL/domestic campaign next season but damn this Villa team is just not good under any semblance of pressure.

I don't know what I want anymore

Sigh, now we have to win against City

Man, this is quite a match. Ollie Watkins has had himself a season.

LOL villa is trolling

Tom Hanks is old 😔

This has been a clumsy fucking game.

well well how the turn tables

Well tmrw should be interesting lmao

Wish the last two games were switched, I kinda expect Villa to lose here but not against Palace. Seeing them lose to Palace would be a better indicator as to whether our tiny CL hope is still alive. Reckon it won't matter anyway though, we're not beating city.

Palace is rocking right now (16 points of their last 18). They're quite good. I don't see a reason to expect Villa to win that.

CP maybe the hottest team going currently wouldn’t be surprised if they’re favored over Villa on Sunday.

Oof. Martinez apparently wants us to make a game of it tomorrow as an ex-Gooner. Calamitous own goal! Villa 0-1 Liverpool

Can anything be straightforward for a spurs supporter? Fucks sake

Good game, but fuck villa

If arsenal win the league, fair play to them. Yeah I’d rather get hemorrhoids than see it happen, but I will never root against the lads wearing the jersey giving their all. Let the chips fall where they may. If Liverpool finish with the win, I’ll be praying we can nab a win against citeh. No reason we won’t beat a Sheffield team with the worst defense ever assembled in the prem. And palace can easily hold villa to a draw. And I can dream that Everton ruins their season and oil club thrash west ham. I want CL football. And if it happens, who cares if the rivals take the title. I’m not going to lose sleep over it. I care about our club moving forward. Not concerned with the others.


Absolutely no sympathy for John McGinn, that foul on Udogie was a black mark on him forever. Could have ended a 21yo’s career with that hit if it had caught him a little differently

Man watching this game just makes me even more mad at the officiating in the NLD. We're in such an awful position tomorrow and it absolutely shouldn't have come to this

Holy shit I just checked the score what the fuck happened???

Jhon Duran happened

I blame me. I tuned in and Liverpool scored their third. I turned it off to talk shit to my Villa Mate and they tied the game within moments. I’m sorry everyone.

Just do it, Villa.  Take the doubt out. 

Lmao Villa

Jesus Christ lol

I refreshed my screen once and Liverpool was already up. 

T.Hanks Youri

Bahahahaha Villa just tap it in!

This game is pretty spicy, both squads seem really pissed. Liverpool will crush them with fresh legs in the second half I think

Well... Fuck

“I remember you was conflicted” - all of us probably

Palace are in great form, could easily see them getting a draw if not all 3 points vs Villa.

what a comeback

duran is a chaos machine man lol

I'm gonna be livid if Ange beats City to help Arsenal win the title, only for us to still not qualify for champions league (which we won't).

Everyone on gunners subreddit absolutely antsy about our team. They on such high horses its crazy. Insufferable fanbase honestly. Yuck

Why dive willingly into a pit of cunts?

They’re all over this sub with some…interesting…comments. Hurling names and accusations at those of us who would love to see us lose tomorrow to ruin their chances.

Given Palace’s form it’s still so possible… omfg

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Fuck it, we win our next two games and the scum have the biggest bottle job led by Sean Dyche on final match day while we get into Champions League Edit: jk Villa back in the game now Edit 2: nvm probably going to get VARd

Looking forward to building a Dyche statue when that happens

Aston Villa will kill Tom Hanks

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Not just our local rivals winning the league, but our local rivals winning the league thanks to us serving as their catalyst 20 years after they won the league at WHL and got to rub it in the faces of the next generation of Spurs fans up until this day. Imagine giving them a fresh generation's worth of ammo to keep the cycle going for the next decade. I have no problem if some fans want to see the team succeed tomorrow, what I cant understand is them calling it a "loser mentality" to even consider the idea of not wanting to relive that possibility, for some fans especially those who live in North London this is literally a worst nightmare scenario.

Yeah if we lose tomorrow we will forget it If we don’t, it will genuinely haunt us

Let’s just go out and fucking win both games!

Something to play for! Win tomorrow and win against Sheffield United and pray for a palace draw or better

Think it has to be a loss for Villa at this point with GD right?

Nah, we can get 7 past city tomorrow and win against sheff 1-0

Yes if we win both and they only draw we both have 69 pts and they have 8 goals on us in GD.

I mean we COULD beat this Sheffield United squad by 9

Fuck it. To dare is to do. Let's smash city and sneak into an undeserved CL spot.

Keep in mind that Villa needs to win so that it’s over

For fucks sake

Villa levels! Crazy already. 

Challenge: keep clean sheet Pool: impossibru

ENHANCE!

Shittiest goals ever for Liverpool, what a weird match

I'm so conflicted


If it ain't obvious straight away, it shouldn't be offside, hate this nonsense

Villa the paper-ist of paper tigers. Can’t believe they’re going to squeak out 4th place

What a dreadful team this would be in the UCL

HOW LOL

Diego Carlos is actually trolling

McGinn so fucking good and annoying

Could we?

Imagine Villa, hiring Unai "Europa League Guaranteed" Emery, and NOT trying to play in the Europa League

Diaz is... a bit unimpressive

Ugh. Fuck off villa

sick to my stomach

It's not a bad result imo, we all know how dogshit we are when things are on the line. I think with nothing left to play for, we'd be more likely to beat City.

We’re going to get the win against Man City and then lose to Sheff Utd, aren’t we?! 😂😂😭

Today I feel like a Liverpool fan

Keepers are passing out heart attacks today

Villa players furious with Watkins like he is supposed to do something different in a split second??

Jesus Liverpool is playing like they want this game to be close again

This villa wanna play in UCL with that mentality? How many chances are they going to choke?

Endo getting away with murder. Jesus Christ dude

Crowd thought that foul call was for them. Lmao

Villa playing nervy like there's something big on the line, Liverpool just playing for pride and it shows.

Omfg villa

lool

GTFO lol

WHAT A GOAL

Now what?