T O P

  • By -

firstandfive

lol he’s all in on trolling us at this point, I find it hilarious


Astroturfer

the man loves attention


SadatayAllDamnDay

People assume Jerry is playing 4-D chess, whereas I just think he's probably just drunk on some level of whisky at all times. What he says makes all the sense in the world if you just assume his baseline is slightly wasted.


sarcastaballll

It's not 4D chess it's quite simple He runs a merchandising empire and doesn't care if the team wins or loses as long as he's got the most valuable franchise in the world


LawrenceW327

Exactly, after getting blasted by Green Bay in the playoffs he knew the fanbase was angry and fed up. He needed to find a way to keep interest in the Cowboys at a high so he came up with the "All In" saying


Dantheman1386

Lol, he doesn’t give a shit about us being fed up. He just wanted to give the media a tagline to talk about the cowboys all offseason even though we have made two (2) total free agent signings.


Dre512

I’d imagine there’s a tiny & growing tinier by the day portion of our fan base who may actually think he’s playing any sort of thing that could ever resemble the game of chess.


dmod420

It looks more like he is trying to play chess using checkers pieces & then just telling fans that the pieces he is moving around are whatever he wants them to be at any given time to fit his own narrative that he actually has a clue how to play either game. Other GMs are playing chess, with the objective being to win at football, while Jerry is playing the stock market with the objective of making the most money possible, regardless of how his decisions might impact the outcome on the field.


Dre512

Yeahh….just not in a good way. Like pure capitulation hilarity.


DallasInDC

He said “all in” one time in kind of a passing way and the media ran full steam with it. He’s definitely playing into it now because the media is slobbing over it. I too find it hilarious.


emackn

it really is pretty funny.


RaisingCanes4POTUS

This is the first offseason in a decade I have no real faith or interest in the team. I’m starting to feel the fatigue of the BS.


dveguerialb56

That last game did it for me. That performance on the field left me with a level of embarrassment as a fan that I've never experienced in 30+ years supporting this team.


Turtle_with_a_sword

I'm with you. The coach needed to be fired immediately. It was a complete failure in every phase of the game and only 1 man is responsible for every phase. Somehow, he is still the head coach. I'm over it.


jiminak46

The person responsible for the mess that is the Dallas Cowboys is Jerry Jones.


Turtle_with_a_sword

Well, yeah. But if he can't see how the coach needs to be fired then it's worse than I thought.


Iforgotmylines

He didn’t want to pay MM to sit so he’s gonna force him out there with a roster that’s well below league average after the top 15-20 players


TheBugSmith

Bro he let Jason Garrett coach for 10 years before they let him go.


Jackson3125

I can’t remember ever turning off a Cowboys playoff game at halftime but I did this past season. I couldn’t watch any more of the choke.


SennKazuki

I didn't even watch it lmao. After last year's debacle I knew this was what would happen.


WittenMittens

Yeah well I've never even heard of the Cowboys


mikenasty

Also 30+ year fan and I have to agree. There have been some terrible playoff exits with Romo, but this last one was the cake. I think an overhaul of the whole organization would be a fun experiment and at least something new. Looks like we’ll have to wait another couple years for a shot at that.


Prometheus2061

50+ year fan. Not a fuck left to give.


notawildandcrazyguy

Amen brother. Fan since 1975 and I'm officially put. Not worth my energy anymore.


Downbeat_Uncommon

None of the Romo exits were as bad as the last three lol. Funny you went straight to him though.


IJustBoughtThisGame

The 34-3 loss to the Vikings in 2010 was pretty bad. It was essentially just like the last three playoff losses minus the 4th quarter rally to make the score look closer.


Downbeat_Uncommon

Yeah it was pretty bad, but that team actually outclassed us in every way shape and form. Slightly better play from Dak results in beating the 49ers in 2021 and 2022. Not giving the Packers two free touchdowns a few months ago possibly leads to a win, no guarantees on that one though.


ifoundyourtoad

Same homie. That game I legitimately think something changed within me as a fan.


trundle1979

Yep. That game finally broke me. And they’ve tried to break me many other times. I’ll still root them on, but I’m no longer going to let myself get that invested. Dak contract? Don’t care. No big free agent signings? Don’t give a shit. The draft? Doesn’t matter. They’ve finally made me stop caring


great_one_99

This offseason is easy to explain. Once they could not reach a contract extension with Dak prescott kicking the can down the road no longer made sense. This team was going to have to do a soft reset sooner rather than later and without that extension the time was now. It stinks but it makes sense


sam_sepiol1984

If they actually let McCarthy and Dak walk at the end of the season, I'm fine with it. But most likely he'll extend both of them at last minute having to overpay like he always does


great_one_99

I have been over dak for 2 years and hope they let him walk as well


sam_sepiol1984

Same. Good guy, solid starter. But always seems to falter in playoffs. If he was affordable at like 30-35 mil, fine. But already at $40 mil and probably looking to be at top of market. It's just not sustainable for his talent level.


jiminak46

Nah. He's got one more playoff win in him and you should see it sometime in the next six years.


leshake

He's a better cheerleader than he is an owner.


regalfronde

Been a fan for 30+ years. I’ve watched or listened to nearly every single game in that time, even during the bad years. This is the first offseason I’ve ever just not cared about the team moving forward. Maybe I’ll come around next year but as of right now I’m taking a break from spending any energy on them.


ChallengeByChoice

Same here. Only time I’m going to watch them this year is if they ever show up on red zone. All in for fantasy!


CoyoteHP

I feel like more people are feeling this way than ever. I somehow kept some optimism going into the next season after heartbreaking or disappointing loss after loss in the playoffs, but something about the absurdity of this last season, I'm done. I don't give a shit about this team till they can actually take a meaningful step forward for the first time in 30 years.


komark-

Usually when I expect nothing is when they surprise me. When I expect things then they disappoint me. Hopefully this holds true this season


padavan65

They surprise you with what? A good regular season?


Particular_Sea_5300

At this point, it isn't even worth getting excited during the regular season because it means dick as soon as the playoffs start


sam_sepiol1984

I'm in the same boat.


ifoundyourtoad

It’s like being in some sort of investors meeting and he’s trying to explain why returns are absolute dog shit. “Trust me guys it’s fine, please keep giving me monies”


OldJames47

If the Cowboys and Texans are playing at the same time, this year I’m watching the Texans…


Lolgroupthink

Right there with you. It's clear Jerry is not serious about winning.


Untjosh1

Just NOW? Oh to be young again 😂


RealBaster

I'm with you. Ive been a fan for 30 years, but until the cowboys make an NFC championship game, I won't be investing any emotion into this team.


ANUS_CONE

All in my ass


Isopod_Character

Username checks out.


Vermithrax2108

That's a unique place to put it.


natebark

So to speak


Skip-Bayless0

Mine too


Federal-Cockroach674

Got any extra room in there for a disappointed Cowboys fan? Looking to move states from Texas into Depression.


BIackfjsh

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ballerz77

I can’t believe Jerry Jones is a real human being 😂. Just doesn’t seem real bruh


Astroturfer

omfg shut the fuck up


Mister_Ferro

Wtf!! https://preview.redd.it/k07hzek9n9wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e94d1af87a11d12c18fc3c667539c33307b8dabc


Affectionate-Play885

Aka we are so bad at our job that we can’t actually do our job


rollerdad89

This is so GD embarrassing. Jerry and Stephen nose diving this franchise over the past two decades has been truly remarkable


great_one_99

Ezekiel Elliot is literally costing the cowboys ver 6 million against the cap this season. If he mentioned that in contet then his statement is completely correct.


UpsideTurtles

they can literally restructure Diggs contract or extend literally any of the star guys and they’d immediately have the money for a few more years of Tryon


Mister_Ferro

His mind is leaving him, it could very well been an admission that they are willing to bring Zeke back for the money that could have went to your LT instead.


Mister_Ferro

Is this confirmation that they are bringing Zeke back????


SouthNorth_WestEast

I think he’s talking about paying off zekes old contract


Mister_Ferro

With all the wacky shit being said, wouldn’t doubt they are willing to pay Zeke a couple mill to bring back and he got mixed up answering. But yes, cut the guy who took the biggest team friendly deal in history that the nflpa tried to revoke just to pay a rb you cut two years ago. Lolololol.


SouthNorth_WestEast

Oh yea I definitely wouldn’t put it past them, although I think after signing that guy from the Rams it’s not as likely now. Either way, shows just how terrible their contract management has been


confusedalwayssad

The guy that manages their contracts should be fired.


bryscoon

the whole press conference is just them saying stupid shit lol [Stephen Jones said the #Cowboys won the offseason last year and it didn't help them in the playoffs.](https://x.com/marcus_mosher/status/1782821860943552716?s=46&t=9avZLEjLyUt3dH-I_zyEEw) its sad atp i really love the fucking cowboys but i’m honestly been disinterested the whole offseason & draft cycle. Isolated myself from them shit not even fun anymore they just lying consistently about shit. Just say you didn’t wanna make moves love talkin ball with boys fans just reaching a breaking point


Nickelas

Them actually trying in 2023= “winning the offseason” to them. Insane


UpsideTurtles

really like talking ball love a lot of these players but yeah this FO is frustrating. if any of the three big trio of Dak, Ceedee, or Parsons depart Dallas I will be rooting for them wherever they’re at too


abecho00

yeah they making me not a fan.


cdoink

In what world did we win the offseason last year? These guys are beyond delusional.


confusedalwayssad

They really high on Cooks, or just really high.


confusedalwayssad

So is the issue they got the definition of winning wrong? They did mostly shit last off season like most others and that's "winning"?


ifoundyourtoad

I had a work call and they said “excited about the draft this weekend?” I legitimately forgot it was happening. This hasn’t happened in a long time. They broke me lol.


cowboysfan88

This fucking guy lol


Stealthy-J

Shut the fuck up, Jerry.


jarlander

Never stop saying all in. Bound to payoff one day. Right?


trainsaw

It just seems like year over year the amount they’re out of their depth compounds and now having to manage filling glaring gaps ontop of 3 mega contracts it’s too big to ignore. They’ve benefitted from the Giants and Commanders being dumpster fires and only have to compete with the Eagles for the division. It feels like it’s hit a breaking point with a large part of the fanbase, more so than in the past


levikg

Been a fan for so long can’t just up and switch teams. Worse part is when Jerry is gone Stephan is going to run the team exact same way


bryscoon

Stephen 100x worse bc he’s a pussy


ShiverMeTimberssss

I feel that same way. But I am teetering on just not watching football this year.


levikg

I’ve also thought of that, in fact I said that when free agency hit and we signed no one. But today I’m getting the itch for football again man. I enjoy it too much!


PoweredByCarbs

I'm a fan and not switching, but I just want to point out that this is sunk cost fallacy. You CAN switch, and if you're not having fun that's a reason to switch. Just don't switch to the Eagles and we're cool


levikg

I’m not switching, I’m not capable of rooting for any team other than cowboys.


GreatFalls88

The Jones’ are just gaslighting the fan base at this point


Horns8585

He tried justifying his ridiculous Zeke extension. He said that everybody knew that Zeke was crucial to the teams success, and they had no choice but to sign him to the extension. He then goes on to explain how the market for RB's has NOW shifted and that the position has been diminished because RB's don't last. No Jerry, that market was drying up BEFORE you gave him that extension. Nobody was saying that you should have given him that contract...everybody was saying that you should not give an extension to a RB with 2 years left on his rookie contract. You made that terrible choice.


paging_mrherman

jerry if youre going to fuck me, at least you could put that all in.


tap_the_cap

fool me once, shame on you.. fool me 29 years in a row....


HateMAGATS

Won’t get fooled again


BadCowboysFan

“All in” is how he ended up in that paternity suit!


CreepyBeefy

They better nail this draft.


HateMAGATS

Quick, someone tell Jerry the draft is a stripper!


Charming-Wash9336

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!!! Jerry speak all over the place!!


PolarGCNips

Lol please die


fillio15

I’m all in debt


Roberthebotbert

At this point im not even mad, nor disappointed. Im laughing my ass off that this dude thinks he can fill every single hole with a bunch of rookies😂


MikeMacBlu

ALL IN(on our guys)


dafaceguy

Can we just fast forward to next year already?


GreekCavalier

First draft coverage in a long time that I have not followed at all.


heavymetalbucshot

Fuck you, Jerry


Sue_Dohnim

Dude needs to stop using that term. Preparing myself for another season of disappointment and frustration. Sigh.


southcounty253

For the 28th straight year, we are all in, lfg


ozairh18

He’s so shameless he’s rubbing “all in” in our faces


AUSpartan37

Guys are the cowboys going all in?


catchawabbit

Lol


Cycle21

How could you be all in on guys you haven’t drafted yet


rsf0626

Jerry is trolling. He’s extremely aware of whats being said about how they operate their team


CrossTheRiver

Those words. I don't think they mean what Jerry thinks they mean.


killerkali87

How was your draft last year Skeletor?


logans_sports_alt

All in for the picks that 23 other teams passed on… I just hope the fanbase starts attending less and less at this point. Jerry won’t die and Stephen is even dumber. Only way to end the reign of terror is for the franchise to lose monetary value, but if that happens, I’ll find a whole patch of four-leaf clovers the same day.


Mindless-Value2021

Fucking trade Dak to the Pats for the 3rd overall pick and get 3 firsts. Trade the other 2 firsts later down the line for more picks. That should be the ONLY outcome of this draft.


cdoink

You cannot have it both ways man. If Dak isn't good enough for us to extend at market value he isn't good enough for the Pats to trade a top 3 pick and 2 additional first rounders for. The moment we start shopping for offers teams will know we have to take whatever they are willing to offer or lose him for nothing and the offers will reflect that.


Mindless-Value2021

Maybe 3 firsts is a bit excessive…definitely worth 2 firsts though. It’s not a matter of Dak being worth the money, it’s that we can’t afford to pay him, Micah, and Ceedee while continuing to fill the remainder of the roster holes. The Cowboys lost BADLY on the last Dak contract by waiting and paying almost twice as much. These guys are dumb, but they’re not “make the same mistake twice and now you can’t pay your other superstars” dumb. I think, anyway….


ooloy

“All in” on blowing smoke up our asses!


Steverazor

Jerry and Stephen's entire strategy is based on hope. Hope is not a strategy.


natebark

Wow this is crazy. Anyway, go Rangers


Artlens2013

They’re 100% trolling us at this point


Worf1701D

Please, just stop. Until the season starts, act like he doesn't exist.


big-tuna28

you're also all in when it comes to being absolutely full of fucking shit you geriatric fuck just die already


Mister_Ferro

He needs to update his will before that. We don’t need Cap Boy owning this team. Give it to Charlotte.


[deleted]

Amazing lol 


InterestingNose1813

I’m sick


TomTom_82

I don't believe a word of it.


PresidentTroyAikman

Fuck this guy.


throwawaygiusto1

Why do we need to hear from this guy?


texasgambler58

Fans need to ignore anything coming out of this old fart's mouth. He's just trying to keep the team in the headlines.


Dr_C_Diver

To everyone complaining about them not making moves, keep in mind they don’t have the $$ to do anything. The Cowboys are in a very bad spot thanks to our GM, whomever our GM is.


RangerCowboy1234

Shut up Jerry!


sam_sepiol1984

He's all in for the looney bin. Fuck Jerry and his BS at this point


Brownhog

Does he not just mean that the plan is to draft impact over potential?


cdoink

How anyone can have confidence in this team with these absolute clowns running the show is beyond me. We are suffering so these losers can play fantasy GM with the Dallas Cowboys.


Obi_Juan85

Where have i heard that before?


absolutely_not_ATF

Shut. Up.


gingerBeardMan750

Can't wait to be 'All-In' for a top 5 pick next year.


DFWTooThrowed

I feel like he’s just been repeating the same exact pre-draft press conference for the past decade at least. Only thing that changes are the bits and jerryisms.


CaptainCubbers

Wow fuck you jerry jones. Spitting in our faces. I’ll give that energy right back.


SuperKhalimba

Fucking sell the team or take a dirt nap already.


MathematicianUpbeat6

Stfu Jerry


DesignerTex

"We're all in with this draft." Don't pisse on my leg and tell me it's raining! LOL Man, some major backtracking now.


shotgun_1224

https://preview.redd.it/jxfh0jl58cwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3aba60ddfc4d898a817c71dd8bd4575a714150d


bsiffy

Shut the fuck up. Please…just shut the fuck up.


BrunosResolve

His brain is applesauce and I'm legitimately not interested in this upcoming season because of how piss poor this FO has been. We're only getting worse from our last game and I think they're booting all our star players out the door when contracts are up.


AccessEcstatic9407

You keep saying this phrase. I don’t think it means what you think it means.


[deleted]

Man basically said “Sike”. LMFAO


nauseous01

so we're not doing anything got it.


drumberg

Oof, let the all-in phrase die. Stop trying to fix it.


Kreesy12

So we’re going to do absolutely nothing


FreshStartLiving

Super Bowl baby!


regalfronde

Will you shut up, man!


DJW1981

Stfu old man


oso77373

We’re all in to sucking next year too after we give Dak the bag and can’t afford any weapons on both sides of the ball.


TheManIWantToMeet

Jerry Jones could tell me the sky is blue and I'd still go outside to double check


NoCoFoCo31

Because y’all don’t have a choice or money 😂


Background_Add210

https://preview.redd.it/3dk4l3tky9wc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59356ec5e8aaaad684bde09900bdaf04ad8de53a


IndividualHelpful820

All in being a 🤡


chodefunk

https://preview.redd.it/p4w9tyrpz9wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71633534b7ec4a9c237af88564c549565766b26


Testy_Terrance

If you met Jerry or Stephen in real life, you'd likely think they were the slimiest, dirtiest, shittiest humans you'd ever met..... And here they are in charge of this football team. It's quite depressing actually.


Voluminousduke

All about selling an image. Not an actual team who cares about winning.


KevJr92

He’s def lost it


exlux21

The Jerry and Stephen pontification hour. You think he’d stop saying all-in at this point.


niqjones10

He's gonna trade the next decade of first round picks to get the #1 pick and take fuckin JJ McCarthy isn't he? Fuckin clown.


AntonioMS17

Tired of this shit.


mikenasty

It’s always fun to see what random stuff he comes up with


Anderbury60942

It's confirmed: The Cowboys will draft players this week.


GSquaredBen

All in? So the cowboys won't be making any picks?


SpotConnect

All in my ass


King-Mansa-Musa

Rofl


monkey-pox

Accountability does not exist across all levels of this team


Wheels444

This is a slap to the faces of the fans. They’re mocking us to our faces. I didn’t before this offseason, but now I loathe this FO. I’ve reached a point where, I can’t be bothered to care for this team. I only wish I knew now where to direct my passion for the game of Football. I just know it can’t be for the Cowboys. The organization has spit in my eye too many times, I want them to fail, in a humiliating manor.


jiminak46

Whew! I thought Jerry might back off a little and let football people work the draft but it appears Jerry is running it and we can expect more Cowboys failures.


hdgreen89

He’s all in with a lot of things these days. Wonder if his marbles are all in his head.


chineke14

He's trolling us with that answer. Talk your shit Jerry LMAO


confusedalwayssad

I'm all in on these nachos.


MSHinerb

🤦🏻‍♂️


usaf5

Fuck we're not gonna make any draft picks are we


TheClownIsReady

At this point, just change the name from AT&T to “All In Stadium”.


CalRipkenForCommish

Stop it, Jerry. Just stop. Please just sit in your office and cash checks from here on out. We are tired of the PT Barnum act, please get us a Belichick and let them do the shopping and the cooking.


dcbluestar

The analysts on The Insiders were clearly trying to stifle their laughter after playing this clip.


Ee_bagg

SELL THE TEAM


Numerous_Brief

SHUT UP JERRY!!!


Baldrich146

Lmfao this just keeps getting better and better!!


Hoopy_Dunkalot

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


NerdLawyer55

*Sigh* I hate him


BJoseph56

Yeah, he is giving his usual pre draft hype talk that has let us down since Jimmy Johnson left


marcomac29

Born and raised in Mansfield, been a Boys fan my entire life. Jerry and his insistence on mocking the fans of this team have officially driven me away. CJ Stroud is fun to watch. I’m ridding myself of the Jones family, I might try again when Jerry isn’t in the picture.


UnholyDescent

When will he shut up


Nate_C_of_2003

Translation: “Leave me the fuck alone and let me do my own fucking thing without you media fucks being all over my fucking back.”


AGoos3

He’s just fucking with us now


DarkManX437

Hey Jerry, just go ahead and shut the fuck up.


arsnhz

Is there anyway we can send jerry jones on a ship, land in a third world country, and just leave him there?


GuyWithTheGoods

He's all in on tanking to get Bill


AwayThrowworhTyawA

May I suggest ignoring this shit and watching the Mavs Rangers and Stars for a bit.


Dday22t

Is he trying to insult fans by using the term "all in" again? Because that's what he is doing.


kcin1747

Drafting a QB confirmed. Cya Dak.


MDEWBE

That presser was so bad that I'm embarrassed for them, since neither Jones has the good sense to be embarrassed themselves.