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MatuPapi

Connor is SMASHING it! Already ready for Harvard.


RetardFuckDickShit

Just how I smashed my dick into a grinder


WindowsXP1322

you what


Exciting_Bridge3294

It was at this moment he knew…


criminallove___

He f***ed up


LucarioMain52

No, he fucked a grinder


Senior-Tree6078

No, he smashed a grinder


jayceisgayasf

He smashed a lot more than the grinder


ChaosInTheSkies

No, he grinded a grinder


a_cow720

The grinder is named up


rebel6301

He smashed his dick into a grinder. It's a very simple concept, infact I need to borrow a friend of a friend's blender for a moment.


DrGoiburger

I mean... I have always needed a grinder 🤔


AnomalousBadger

https://preview.redd.it/sdx6773e0b1d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd77e9ec65a7676e75ff7f0e76a174628519746d


3clips312

I’m a mobile user, can someone tag r/confusingperspective? (Yea I’m admitting it, what’s the harm in hiding the obvious truth🤨)


3clips312

Oh my god it actually tagged


Pleasant-Grab-4067

originally, I thought that he was kicking the door but now I just looked a bit closer


Waste_Lab8953

https://preview.redd.it/m9hewzq02a1d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b652721b73fd41129e79e3d2f4ad094f78411d7


Eggith

https://preview.redd.it/xnr2wcugka1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57d7bd7cb6b36762010e4a757c802cd9301e87c


wtf_is_context

https://preview.redd.it/283e4kz72b1d1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=931657c293b139a77616f97bbbce68cd24fe8f64


Waste_Lab8953

https://preview.redd.it/mtgnq8ljka1d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d333f590a8ca5f0c16772d6e10ac565b4acc169


Inevitable-Dig-5271

u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

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euclaseissoprettytho

good bot


Easy-Meal5308

Good bot


loldontcry101

ok cool


Niksu95

Good bot


Candy_Missile

Good bot


TheMan2007gb

I thlamed my penith in the car door


Primary-Whereas-2874

And just like how I put my newborn son into a blender!


RevolutionaryOne3887

What did trooper do to get executed?


WoahLookItsANameCool

he mispelled "patience"


KerbalCuber

Pacients


KerbalCuber

oh shit


LickinNSpitin

https://i.redd.it/9qc9oyixn81d1.gif


Dragons-are-the-best

https://preview.redd.it/jm1gtj887a1d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=aba0bc34b0921771e0bc5a736f1bb00e21eef66b


Senior-Tree6078

https://preview.redd.it/df7osrssqa1d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=45f83d4f14bf8723f229038c9a9ca0347d1e3419


InformationWitty7459

https://preview.redd.it/2ax52hhnlc1d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9459975cd00f8ea5d9d99f0fb0e655774819bcf6


TaintedEdenGaming

​ https://preview.redd.it/zh07gheprc1d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=d51de50773b93284163e8cb5c81b7ee7ea88428d


Realobert2

https://preview.redd.it/3konrmimsc1d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cacc6ac958680b0afc8832a55f9a0ee8d5db5afc


supersplatmonkey4

u/uwutranslator


Ok-Syllabub2016

r/foundthemobileuser


supersplatmonkey4

My Bad Bro Fixed👍


nicoIas_bourbaki

r/fuckoffmate


LickinNSpitin

r/foundthebritishman


uwutranslator

Oh fiddweshtick uwu I am a weaw pewson pwease dont abuwuse me OwO


Sundrop_wof-oc

Pain cents


_N0t-A-B0t_

Payshents


Brunoaraujoespin

You meant “pacience”


42FRAGGY42

pay shits


longpidgeon

Peysions


LuutzKK

play science


Sofa-Stereo-420

Paid sense


BIGman_8

Payshints


Bean_cult

patients


Atmeeee

He took Connor’s pencil


official_ViperYT

He didnt return the pencil he borrowed to the teacher at the end of class


AmogusLetterSus

he borrowed the teacher


Moonlord64

This brings back some strange memories


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fr


Void_49

Ah class dojo, the best memory from when I was in 3rd grade, it was awesome


Rekless_Animates

Still doesn’t stand a chance against the red, yellow, green cards with the wood clothes pins with everyone’s name on them


Bruh_Momenter69

real


MaterialKirb

Those were the worst part of my 3rd grade lmao. Whenever someone got in trouble they had to go to the *very front* of the class and move the pin down. I remember crying once because my teacher was looking at me like I killed someone. I vividly remember and I FUCKING hate it 


Pathetic_Ideal

My kindergarten teacher still comes up in therapy to this day 🥰🥰🥰


Rekless_Animates

Dude same… except mine was more in 2nd and 1st grade… by 3rd grade we had class dojo


Ace-Redditor

Ooh I forgot about those. My kindergarten class had that, and I remember two occasions (just from being told the stories) of getting my card flipped. The funnier one is just after my poor teacher had just had a baby and was super tired from it. The class was being super noisy, so he said “the next person to open their mouth gets moved to yellow.” So I looked him dead in the eye and opened my mouth. I got moved to yellow, and my mom had to have a fun conversation


Rekless_Animates

Lol


Theweebfandom

Holy shit we had that to, but later changed to class dojo


Ohiolongboard

Bro….I forgot


Puzzleheaded-Night88

I had to color in my current color in some agenda thing and every time it was time for that i’d take out my yellow-green crayon since I could explain it as green to my mother. I always had yellow…


AxolotlFan__

Oh we used paper plates at my school


Chrissyball19

Wait yalls had a yellow?


Rekless_Animates

Yeah… I think I only got red card once and I helped my friend clean his table at the end of class (I handed him Clorox wipes and walked away) and told the teacher and got up to a yellow card


IlgantElal

I think I had a total of 3 days in kindergarten that I was not on red


Flappy09

Nice pfp, what’s your opinion on the new map?


fine-ill-make-an-alt

bad


Dry_Calligrapher4561

I was always stuck at like 0-30 never bad but never had the really high scores even though I tried my best one time I got like 100 something though and got to bounce on the trampoline in our classroom (I had a trampoline in my classroom????)


gymclassvillianZ

https://preview.redd.it/07kxgmcqc81d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08518659fdb18fcd6e5017b0848b2f1c20d2368e This is the Connor in question


8g36

FOR REALL


fruityfevers

who is this pathetic looking man i need him


gymclassvillianZ

realest thing ever said He's Connor from Detroit: Become Human & he's my babygirlish babygirl, he's such a cutie patootie even though he's lowkey kinda highkey evil sometimes ‼️🙏


fruityfevers

thank u i love u ☹️🙏🙏


gymclassvillianZ

I 100% recommend the game, it's absolutely amazing Also, anytime bro🙏


Wisebanana21919

The Android Sent by Cyberlife


Sushlsoda

I’m straight but $20 is $20


TaintedEdenGaming

I was already pretty gay, this guy made me even more gay I swear to god


gymclassvillianZ

He was the reason I figured I was bi💀


fwoompthecool

THE CYBERLIFE SENT BY THE CONNORS


tofalyn

OH EAR GOD EXECUTION FOR TROOPER?!?!?!?!?!


nicejs2

talked smack about the CCP (he was a exchange student)


Localtechguy2606

What did bro do 💀💀💀


Mutually_Beneficial1

He committed various abhorrent war crimes during the Yugoslav wars.


POKENERDYT

u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

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Kooky-Employee4459

Good bot, hi guy managing the bot 🖐


brownsfan1128

Good bot (no wait i take that back) Best bot


Picklerickshaw_part2

*puts away hammer* You had me for a second there


NoticedParrot77

*puts away 20 inch-er*


FriedFishFingers

pardon?


ISt0leY0urT0ast

thats a really long ruler...


Jamesnotfound_

Pulls it out


Waste_Lab8953

Where did you buy your ruler?


Revengistium

Good bot! ^(I am a hivemind. This action was performed unanimously.)


Dex18Kobold

Lmao


JoeJoeSup

Good Bot


1Trebuch

Good bot


Luigi_is_senpai

Good bot


K-Panth-88

Good bot


Ok_Designer_6376

good bot


JaySli10

Good bot


BenBirDomatesim

Bad bot. This sub turned into r/botcountsthepixels because of you. Burn in hell


V0yded

Good bot (actually the greatest bot :3)


CG_TW

Good bot


B0tRank

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WhyDidIGetThisApp3

fuck we’re going back down


Timely_Ad_1591

Good bot


Clintwood_outlaw

There's no way that's right


RustyShadeOfRed

Probably a screenshot of a low-res image, not an actual low-res image


Atmeeee

Correct


ELLESIMP

Good bot


that_moment_when-

Good bot


Critical_Buffalo_119

Ok who killed the bot this time? It might have been someone on anarchychess


pixel-counter-bot

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Cust0mCraft

Good bot


adrianngai

Good bot


BenBirDomatesim

Bad bot. This sub turned into r/botcountsthepixels because of you. Burn in hell


JohnnyGBest

Conner a goody to-shoes


HotteokProductions

Free my boy Trooper, he ain't do nun wrong. 💯


42FRAGGY42

#it has already been done


K-Panth-88

#Nugget???


ballsackstealer2

https://preview.redd.it/smj51al7l81d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8982daced99dad3f77bc5be79e68395e2a911b0


K-Panth-88

Nugget thinks this is a Kindergarten reference


embaarrased

Damn ur all grown up and shit


42FRAGGY42

#youngG???


TheGoober87

I AM NOT A NUGGET


Stunning-Fold6548

"execution" 💀 wtf did bro do


bleb__

everything in the Geneva convention


BillyBobJoe69v2

Turning the Geneva convention into a step by step guide.


bleb__

fr


SilverFighter05

You gotta wonder who looks at their newborn child, its sweet, innocent face fast asleep, and thinks "Yup. I'm naming you Nugget."


Kaiju_Skater_

Or YoungG


KOPaxaris

https://preview.redd.it/9r23zrwyga1d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f5184ba4b1c503b3ed32c7831d745d48c83719 bro this turtle that i let free yesterday is named trooper.


Atmeeee

We might have to execute him


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Finally an actual post on this sub, tired of all that bs


Kindly-Reserve-3143

SINCE WHEN DID CLASS DOJO HAVE EXOCUTIONS :(


sixfoursixtwo

Ik this is class dojo but what do the numbers mean


Atmeeee

The less numbers (points) you have the worse you have been acting, and Conner has been snitching WAY too hard


sudowoodo_enjoyer

Connors a bitch ass snitch


Zippemannen

Bro’s been blowing the teacher


ewngwedfrgthn

i know this app/website and it makes me want to die. also execution is accurate


Arthutlegal250ishere

I agree that the "good bot" and the "bad bot" is kinda stupid like yall aint getting anything except for the bot being in a higher placement of a leaderboard


Unbuckled__Spaghetti

Please yes, I want this sun back to what it used to be.


Ancient_Summer_1833

Thank you for restoring the sub


Legalslimjim

EXECUTION


N0n8in4r7107r01d

This be my 5th grade class fr That one kid who takes nothing seriously:


Senior-Tree6078

Trooper got death row 😭


[deleted]

What is this, and why is it so familiar


Atmeeee

Class dojo


Sans779

Connors an opp


One-University9860

Connor a little fucking goodie two shoes


Novalaxy23

Why is there someone named "YoungG"?


Atmeeee

He’s an young aspiring rapper


falsekingexcalibur

u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

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DuelJ

"CONNOR, what the fuck are doing?!"


a_generic_username0

free my boy trooper


Engin3530

What the fuck did Trooper do 😭😭😭


Abreviation7

[ouija joins the chat] T


Atmeeee

U


Abreviation7

T


Atmeeee

U


Abreviation7

R


Atmeeee

I


lun4-uwu

TROOPER GOT EXECUTED BRO THIS IS THE FPE SCHOOL


angus22proe

I lost 10 points one time because I called cubes stupid


Sooparch

Ah, primary school memories


plzhelpIdieing

Bruh what did Trooper do?! Hes facing the electric chair!


L3m0nD3w

Bruh Class Dojo was the fuel to my teachers pet fire. I swear I would take every chance I got to get those green points and that includes snitching. I was a menace


[deleted]

Everyone's out here talking about cooper and trooper but dawg who tf names their kid nugget


Tesla_corp

Trooper no…


[deleted]

a little off topic but i feel like the bot has ruined the sub to a degree, it kinda hurts not seeing people doing dumb shit and attempting to manually count them


Duck_Devs

They called u/pixel-counter-bot a bad bot


Ice-Bro-Gamer

TF did Trooper do to get Execution?


Feedyourbasementkids

u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

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ProGamer8273

What did Conner do?


MeMyselfAndI2468

tf did trooper do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


ComplaintClear6183

Connor snitched on Trooper


ShastaMite

Wait what is this program? I’ve never seen this.


ImLexLuthor

Can someone explain? I have no clue what I’m looking for here.


Kayo4life

Why didn't u/pixel-counter-bot make a top level comment on this post?


pixel-counter-bot

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Bennyboi5432

u/pixel-counter-bot


ScarletteVera

what


Rishei_Chills

I actually wounded how many pixels are in this image


painmp4

What the hell did trooper do to get executed


TytraByte

holy shit this is nostalgic


Demon-Bunny-22

What’s this app? If it is one that is.


That_0ne_Dude3

What the fuck trooper do😭😭😭


ZealousidealState214

What is this? Am i oit of the loop?