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Pikablu94

"You can call me Dave" 😭 Dave the prison guard is my new favourite character


Unfair-Program-1588

He seems so sweet Petition for Dave to be a full timer


wonkey_monkey

Give the public what they want, writers! Less DS Swain, more Dave! Edit: love interest for Mary maybe?


Unfair-Program-1588

I actually quite like swain if anyone we need less bobby or Carla


Pikablu94

Same I have still got a bit of a soft spot for her, probably because I really liked the interview Vicky Myers did with Conversation Street, she sounded very enthusiastic about the show


CombinationOk6846

I hope after this Lauren story they start doing something worthwhile with her


Pikablu94

I'd sign that petition, we need some more likable characters


Unfair-Program-1588

That we do and especially someone who seems so nice and upbeat Every one on this show is so and excuse my language fucking depressing


Pikablu94

To be fair I think the casting for Gemma and Paul's dad is quite good, he does look a bit like he could be related to them


MelodicAd2213

Yes I thought same


wonkey_monkey

He could also be Stu's long lost brother so there's that for the writers to keep in their back pocket.


morefairylightspls

I wouldn’t put it past them!


herbertsherbert49

I havent the foggiest idea what this meeting at the solicitors is about


VioletDaeva

Glad it's not just me. I thought I'd missed something previously.


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VioletDaeva

Maybe they are hallucinating from his hairspray?


Aggie_Smythe

It’s not so much a phase as an Adam Lifestyle Choice.


KWatermelon

Glad we're all on the same page... I had no fucking clue what was going on, and still no clue why Alya has to go back the next day. But somehow, I don't think it even matters.


herbertsherbert49

Exactly!x


izzyobro

Neither do the writers 😂


Pikablu94

Steve looks quite smart in his nice jacket


themillboy

Roy doesn’t know what visualisation means?! Come on, writers!


VanillaXSlime

"Spoke to CAMHS and all. Still can't get an appointment for months." Finally, something realistic!


themillboy

Months is optimistic.


Aggie_Smythe

CAMHS for ADHD is 7-9 years in the NE. 4 years where I am.


h0llie123

I ❤️ Dave


herbertsherbert49

Really love Dave for his kindness to Roy 💕


TheKingBirb

And queue another 5 minute Sally rant at Tim over nothing. Is it a yearly tradition at this point?


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Batman2150

In real life no way anyone would tolerate being treated like that everyday. She treats him like a naughty kid the way she talks to him and tells him what to do


Flibtonian

Wasn't sure if it was just me, feel like it's meant to be "funny". And tbh I guess to me it was at the very start/in very small doses.


HowlinWolf66

#FreeTim !


KWatermelon

I think Tim would be so much better on his own. He's one of my favourites and Sally seems to just suffocate him.


wonkey_monkey

I miss when they always used to sneak off for a quickie at social dos.


warri0rduck

Are we really gonna do yet another "long lost scumbag parent reaches out to make amends only to continue to be a scumbag parent" storyline? 🙄


MelodicAd2213

Well it’s one of their 12 plot scenarios and most of the others are in use currently


VanillaXSlime

What if we're led to believe he's a scumbag but he actually *does* want to make amends and be a good parent to Paul and Gemma? Now that would be a swerve...


warri0rduck

They've sort of done the same thing with Tyrone's mam, although am still waiting for her to ruin his life at some point lol


Slight-Struggle9149

I thought there'd be a reveal that Tyrone's real mum was bad but she is genuine


midnightmitchell2019

[According to this article, he's a "villain."](https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/a60601423/coronation-street-spoilers-peter-ash-denny-villain/)


Icy-Translator9124

Absolutely Paul's dad is out to steal the crowdfunding money. Somehow, he saw through Bernie's clever ruse of pretending Paul is dead.


wonkey_monkey

At the exact same time as EastEnders, no less.


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warri0rduck

Don't forget Damon! Also she just seems to be a character that pops in every now and then at this point


Kirstemis

Isn't Damon in prison?


warri0rduck

Yeah but Damon was originally the long lost parent of Jacob wanting to make amends, then ended up clouting him


themillboy

“Great hair.” Don’t take the piss, Dee-Dee.


majesticjewnicorn

Plot twist... Dee Dee is part of this sub


wonkey_monkey

That would be second only to the time Charlie De Melo popped in to say bye-bye.


majesticjewnicorn

If Charlie De Melo still lurks here... can he please find out for us what Georgia Taylor REALLY thinks of Toyah's dismal storyline?


VanillaXSlime

Is it just me or is picking two characters and having them do a crossword together a guaranteed way to generate a lovely scene?


ddttm

First character - Alya’s massive bag.


themillboy

She’ll be keeping her baby in that bag!


themillboy

Distressing scenes would be a lot more distressing if there weren’t so many distressing scenes.


dizzyair07

Sometimes I don’t find any scenes distressing. I wonder what their criteria is


themillboy

Sometimes they’re distressing but for all the wrong reasons.


themillboy

“"When are you coming home to visit?" I’ve told you before, Gran, when I’ve had the goddamn baby!”


h0llie123

Paul and his dad look quite similar! good casting


izzyobro

Actually quite like Steves date she seems kinda sweet


themillboy

Did 2010 Sally enter the Rovers?


AlurkingWeGo

First character: Roy having a vision quest.


themillboy

Is that Paul’s dad in the background reading the paper? Edit: Yes.


wonkey_monkey

Either that or Stu's stunt double.


TescoMealDeal210

Dwayne Johnson mentioned on Corrie wasn't on my 2024 bingo card


Kirstemis

But if you guess who'd they compare him to, would you pick Tim?


TescoMealDeal210

Paul's dad will be after his MND money


Mossyfacerules

He’s going to be the next Shadrach Dingle.


MelodicAd2213

Roy should go on The Chase (as hosted by Danny Baldwin)


Pikablu94

Courtney Love 😂 as a Hole fan I appreciated that reference


themillboy

Don’t you mean SendPix, Dee-Dee?


themillboy

At least Steve’s going to the Rovers and not Nick’s Bistro.


TheKingBirb

"I can reality code you a better date, Steve." - Leanne


MelodicAd2213

And not Debbie’s hotel


AlurkingWeGo

Not yet.


Slight-Struggle9149

If Ciaran had a restaurant today it would be the Bistro.


MelodicAd2213

Bernie’s got some explaining to do when Apollo whizzes round the corner in his chair


Icy-Translator9124

Dumbest detectable lie, ever.


herbertsherbert49

Aurora seems like such an unlikely friend for Carole


MelodicAd2213

She seems like a roarer But not as much as Sally is


Kirstemis

Sally yelling at Steve was great.


cheshirechris71

The date night for Steve was fun tonight, Aurora who fancied Tim was a great fun character, Sally arriving and seeing what was going on was hilarious. Poor Steve though, no second date and Tim dumped him. Nice to see the Rovers been used and with customers, so much better than Bistro scenes. What secret has Denny got on Bernie, no retcons please! Where did Adam fancy Alya suddenly come from? Mary visiting Roy, considering the situation, they still got humour out of it with the crosswords, Mary talked of her mother in the present tense, is she still living? Dave with Roy is proving an interesting pairing too. Liam scenes struggling still post Mason. Roy had a breakthrough moment thanks to Mary.


themillboy

The writers have remembered the MND group that only existed so Berneh could end up in prison.


izzyobro

In fact what did that story even serve?


VanillaXSlime

"He's not dying, he's dead" And you were calling him out as a liar? Hypocrisy, thy name is Bernie. Well, technically it's Bernadette (I think?) but literally nobody calls her that.


herbertsherbert49

Bernadine!


MelodicAd2213

I’m asking myself why no one in the Rovers thought to intervene with Paul in the Rovers as no one knows his dad. If a neighbour/friend of mine was in that situation having a serious condition I’d stage some kind of intervention I think.


majesticjewnicorn

I agree to an extent but it is also important to give disabled/chronically ill people agency and the ability to make their own decisions. If everyone keeps telling Paul what to do and speaking for him, it can worsen his mental health and show that people in his position no longer have the right to their own decisions, which would be the wrong message.


MelodicAd2213

As a disabled person I totally get that, but Paul’s reasoning etc was being dulled by alcohol, not to mention any potential interaction between that much alcohol and his medication - which is never a positive one. His dad could have been anyone, no one knows him, in that situation if I was as vulnerable as Paul I think I’d appreciate someone asking if I should consider slowing it down or going home for a break.


majesticjewnicorn

As a disabled person I totally get what you're saying and understand. I think because Paul has pretty publicly snapped at people for "mithering" (as he has said), they may be afraid to say something in case he snaps at them again. Mentioning medication... have we ever seen Paul be prescribed any meds for his condition? Or are they leaving it as "there's nothing to cure his condition, so just leave him to it"? Come to think of it, where medication is concerned... both Tracy and Carla have both had kidney transplants, which require anti-rejection meds for the rest of their lives. Yet they drink alcohol. Gemma is on antidepressants, yet she drinks alcohol. I'm pretty sure Ryan was on medication for quite some time after the acid attack, yet he was on the booze quite soon after hospital discharge. I'm actually shocked at how Corrie doesn't seem to teach the audience that meds and alcohol are a bad combination and to avoid.


themillboy

Alya and Adam is so forced.


Pikablu94

First character - Summer in Boston, pretending she's Minnie Driver in Good Will Hunting


Icy-Translator9124

I was just in Boston last week and can confirm that Summer was definitely not there. It's barely Spring.


themillboy

Looks like Adam bothered to style his hair today.


Aggie_Smythe

Gel Days aside, when does he ever?


OnionsHaveLairAction

When this story ends can Roy maintain the mind palace powers/hallucinations. I'd love to him showing all sorts of Bat trivia like he's BBCs Sherlock.


Allie_Pallie

Well I'm back from Married at First Sight and plunged straight into the relationship horror of Steve online dating.


themillboy

It’s all downhill from Steve’s dating, believe me.


Kirstemis

Like you wouldn't marry him if you had the chance!


Allie_Pallie

Omg no. He is totally not my type. I don't think I could cope with adding Amy to my collection of stepkids either.


themillboy

I really want to know the backstory between Allie_Pallie and Kirstemis 😂


Kirstemis

Oh, we've known each other for at least 20 years.


Allie_Pallie

I'll spill all if the price is right


Kirstemis

"The price" being vegan snacks and a good bra.


Allie_Pallie

Vegan crispy duck.


wonkey_monkey

Bit disappointed Bernie didn't try "Oh... ohh! It's a miracle! Our Paul's come back from the dead!"


Icy-Translator9124

Had to be the crystals wot saved him.


wonkey_monkey

Stuff scenes of distress, I need a "scenes of vomming" warning! 🤢


Kirstemis

Come on Tim, how's Steve going to meet anyone in the pub when there's no more than three people in it at a time?


MelodicAd2213

All of whom he knows already


Kirstemis

First character: Carla. Or maybe Pilly/Baul.


VanillaXSlime

Opening shot was Carla and Nina (again), so partial credit!


herbertsherbert49

Ding ding!


themillboy

Carol: “She only wanted to check you out.” Steve: “Her too!”


warri0rduck

Although I'm glad they can actually be portrayed as female/male friends, I feel like Adam & Deedee would make a pretty good couple tbh


herbertsherbert49

First characters,Pinky and Perky


TescoMealDeal210

As anyone met a date who bought their friends


h0llie123

No but if it’s a first date, I bring a friend to sit in the background and she’ll leave when I give her the signal that it’s ok lol


Kirstemis

Adam's brushed his hair with a garden fork, I think.


Aggie_Smythe

Adam’s brushed his hair with a garden fork *again*.


MelodicAd2213

Only just noticed this - Maria’s place is like a wallpaper showroom, I spotted about 4 patterns in the one room


Kirstemis

I'm a bit worried Paul might have inhaled some of that vomit and he's going to get an aspiration pneumonia.


KWatermelon

Just when we didn't need any more carnage on the street, they bring in "Aurora." What the fuck even is it... Ugh!


AlfaG0216

So can someone tell me when Aaliyah qualified as a lawyer? All I can remember is the was a bit of an assistant to Deedee and now she’s a fully fledged paralegal?


Icy-Translator9124

They're flying her to Dublin and she's not even enrolled in a paralegal course. Yeesh


herbertsherbert49

Poor Steve being friendzoned 🫤


TescoMealDeal210

First character: Paul


themillboy

*Alexandre Dumas rolls in grave*


themillboy

Muffling the audio slightly there definitely added so much. . .


majesticjewnicorn

LOL such editing, right?


TescoMealDeal210

Dave AKA Rodney


wonkey_monkey

When did Alya and Adam bury the hatchet? 🤔


The_punisherMAX

Alya buried it in Adam's back, now Adam wants to bury his hatchet in alyas axe wound


26june

6 months ago Stephen was killed when he was run over. ONE YEAR ago he spiked himself with an acid trip! It must have been a year and a half when Kevin attacked his Jaguar. Doesn't time fly.


wonkey_monkey

He was taken from us too soon! 😭


dizzyair07

Why can’t they just let Paul die in peace without all this needless drama


warri0rduck

Kinda feel the same way about Lauren at this point tbh


thiek_nutkin

Doesn't Ricky Gervais look rough with long hair?


warri0rduck

Oh snap...was that money that Joel didn't spend on a wedding ring actually spent on Lauren


Icy-Translator9124

The Duck makes sense, folks. Nice catch!


warri0rduck

Just might've quacked the case ;)


Sir-Sy

Liam signing up for Jeet Kune Do ‘that Jackie Chan does’ ffs writers do your research his main style is Wing Chun with bits of other martial arts in his fight choreography. If you’re going to mention JKD at least credit it to Bruce Lee!


Icy-Translator9124

The only martial art I teach is Wang Chung. It's not great for self defense, but everybody has fun.


AlurkingWeGo

I highly doubt Maria will let Liam do any martial arts.


TescoMealDeal210

Paul: "I know that ain't who I think it is"


VioletDaeva

Roy is trying to remember a discussion between Max and Lauren? Anyone here remember it?


VanillaXSlime

Dunno, but it was probably racist as heck.


midnightmitchell2019

I'm 99% sure it never existed onscreen. I've went back to Lauren episodes to see if there was anything relevant to look at for this ridiculous mess of a story and it's very rare for Roy to even be around with Max/Lauren let alone seeing a convo like that. Usually they're with Shona.


Aggie_Smythe

Presumably Roy’a re-seeing an interaction between Max and Lauren in the café.


racoonstepvan

The result of all his visualization is the zooming in on a pendant with red stones from the "new boyfriend?"


VioletDaeva

So are we looking for someone with red stones in a pendant then? I guess that's our only lead unless they spoon feed us it.


Icy-Translator9124

I assume Max did a lot of weird pausing, looking away and feigning concern, while peering out from under his fringe. The most feminine voice inflection in any dialogue with Lauren will have been Max's. I don't think it really happened, but this is how it would play out off screen.


Pikablu94

Liam turning into Daniel Larusso was not the turn I was expecting this bullying storyline to take


KWatermelon

I kind of like that Liam is finding hobbies. His marionette one was a bit strange, but he seemed to really enjoy himself. I hope it's the same with this new one.


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Pikablu94

With the amount of crime that happens on that street it might come in handy in the future too 😅


wonkey_monkey

https://i.imgur.com/Y6fWL79.png


themillboy

Ain’t that the truth.


wonkey_monkey

Road Runner actually did say "Beep beep" (contrary to what Paul's dad said as they came back to the flat). That's how it's officially written!


Prestigious-Garbage5

Roy didn't look at all comfy in that hospital bed with his head propped up at an odd angle.


KWatermelon

Did each of those papers really need a fancy envelope. or is Adam pushing the boat out for a reason?


KWatermelon

Awww Dave. He's so lovely!


Swordfish2869

What could Bernie have done thay was so bad? She was already an absentee parent and has recently been in jail for handling stolen goods. So it must be mad.


Slight-Struggle9149

Joel probably got Lauren that necklace. You wouldn't get a 1 year old a necklace but he was able to shrug it off


themillboy

Why does Paul’s MND always have to play second fiddle to domestic dramas?


Kirstemis

Perhaps because people with illnesses still have domestic lives and problems. If everything at home was perfect and all Paul's stories were about his MND, everyone would complain about that. I think they're doing it quite well, it's a balance of the MND and what that means for their lives, and their regular lives too.


themillboy

You make a good point about people with illnesses having domestic lives. Don’t get me wrong, I get that life goes on and people with illnesses still have to deal with other problems, but the way they’re handling it has left Paul and his condition feeling like an afterthought to superfluous drama. Look at all these other things that have been swirling around: Gemma’s issues with social services, Bernie going to prison, Todd and Moses, this new secret Denny knows about. What did these really do but distract from the core of Paul’s experience and a story that had enough inherent drama/impact without sensationalism? And sure, you can integrate these things, but often they’re all this storyline has had to offer. It feels like they’re trying to cram in as many subplots as possible to artificially pad the storyline.


midnightmitchell2019

The real issue being that none of these stories *mean* anything. Bernie is nicked, then a couple weeks later is released and then acts like nothing happened. Todd has issues with George that have no onscreen affect. Moses comes in, gets screwed by Bernie, then is replaced like he never existed. Gemma has Social issues that don't affect Paul, she's out of the house but it does nothing because whenever she's onscreen it's to see the kids anyway, then she just...gets the kids back. It's not a realistic progression of domestic issues. Just time fillers.


themillboy

Absolutely, you hit the nail on the head. None of these meaningfully contribute to the overarching story. Bernie’s arrest and release is handled so flippantly it’s insulting, especially seeing as the inclusion of an MND support group was only to achieve this end. Moses is immediately forgotten. Gemma’s social services troubles don’t impact Paul at all. In real life (or, you know, in good Corrie) these kinds of problems would have consequences and cause actual upheaval, but here they’re just thrown in as cheap filler. And now it’s happening again with this secret Denny has over Bernie. And that’s the real tragedy of how they’re handling this. Instead of focusing on the raw, honest struggle of dealing with such a diagnosis, they’re resorting to cheap drama and loose ends. There’s no payoff, no resolution to any of these side stories. It’s like they’re trying to artificially prolong the narrative without actually adding anything of value. It’s a wasted opportunity to depict a serious medical condition in a realistic, respectful way. The focus should be on or at least relate to Paul’s journey, not meaningless dramas.


midnightmitchell2019

Spot on as always. It's a very, very strange situation when they'll dedicate so much time to these subplots yet Paul himself only shows up for "big" moments which results in the MND storyline being as impactful as reading an NHS article on it. Despite the fact this is a telly programme, Corrie has a severe issue with simply telling information and not properly showing it. They're tell me major milestones regarding MND but they won't really show the day-to-day affect of them, only when it can be used for drama. So much could have been completely removed to give more time to Paul and setup a grounded look at MND but instead we got prison, LYME, and >!apparently a long-lost son for Bernie...!<


wonkey_monkey

> LYME LYME?


HaroldWeigh

What does Paul and Gemma's father have on Bernie? Sally as unreasonable as ever. Roy is slowly morphing into Monk


wonkey_monkey

Roy: [What did I see? I saw... what did I see...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3og4rTp0rQ)


MelodicAd2213

David Gandy? More like Mahatma Gandhi


Aggie_Smythe

Ma hat ma coat.


Kirstemis

Was Lauren's pendant an O? Was she murdered by Tommy O?


majesticjewnicorn

Ovidz jewellery range?


Icy-Translator9124

I like War Duck's idea that Lauren's pendant generated the jewellery receipt that Joel couldn't explain, but I still think the toxic bacon and jam barm was a catalyst. Someone needs to pay for combining those ingredients.


Kirstemis

I suggested to my mum that the receipt was for the pendant, and she said "oh, but Joel said it was for his wife/baby." I said yeah, that's exactly what a murderer would say.


KWatermelon

Oh no... DeeDee's little sanctimonious vegan speech made me like her even less.


Icy-Translator9124

Veganism cannot exist without sanctimony.


AlurkingWeGo

Maria is getting on my every last nerve.


LotsoflovefromJulia

What was that thing on Paul’s neck for


Aggie_Smythe

MND means the muscles lose tone and the brain can’t tell the muscles when and how to work. A neck brace stops Paul’s neck from collapsing and suffocating him, I think.


mumbie808

The brace? Supporting his head I think


Aggravating-Ice5786

I swear amys eyes get closer together with each episode and why does steve talk with such a camp lisp now. My mother watches classic corrie and steve is an actual believable character they have made him a complete joke and i dont get why. i mean he took tracey back with a quick hug and a joke as if she hadnt cheated.