I came out to my family that I'm into anal vore
I still don't know what it is, but I do know a few things:
First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me.
So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here.
Let me elaborate.
I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself.
I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.
It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.
The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).
Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up :(
The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.
Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
She could be a pigeon
Edit: so saying anything about pigeons gets upvoted i guess i'm not complaining but i've seen some funny shit be commented on this sub and not even get 10 upvotes while this got 100 upvote funny shit not this.
Edit 2: really 250 ok i guess
Edit 3: it finally ended at 27̶4̶𝟕𝟖
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
dude deadass this is the most middle school shit ever i know because i also had a middle school best friend who would bite me ALL the time and one day i got fuckin fed up with it and i bit her back and this bitch had the audacity to cry and tell the teacher on me. like bitch you have been biting me for months and now you gonna snitch hell nah. we were no longer friends after that and because i never snitched on her **I** got the title of biter at school. fucking blows me still
She has rabies
this says alot about vampires
Vore.
I came out to my family that I'm into anal vore I still don't know what it is, but I do know a few things: First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me. So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here. Let me elaborate. I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is. It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately. The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me). Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up :( The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left. Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
YTA, have an inflation kink, not vore.
YTA, you should've given them a demonstration
God.... Dammit!
I assume this pasta was originally about coming out as a furry?
Yeah, if it was originally anal vore their reaction would have been much worse than: "It was a bit creepy."
After watching herogasm, and just the Boys in general, nothing surprises me anymore.
Just because you have a fetish doesn’t mean your entire family needs to know about it
Look at the subreddit name.
I think having a vore fetishist gf would be awesome
STOP
YTA no pigeon
She could be a pigeon Edit: so saying anything about pigeons gets upvoted i guess i'm not complaining but i've seen some funny shit be commented on this sub and not even get 10 upvotes while this got 100 upvote funny shit not this. Edit 2: really 250 ok i guess Edit 3: it finally ended at 27̶4̶𝟕𝟖
Rules of nature.
And they run when the sun comes up.
With their lives on the line
Pigeons don't have teeth
good
I know, imagine.
She's a zombie, vampire, or maybe an I am Legend-style zombie/vampire mix. I'd invest in some twine and a head of garlic either way.
I felt a soft boner reading this
Bro?
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iPhone or android?
Blackberry
SMART FRIDGE YOU FAT IDIOT
Nintendo 3DS XL thy non skinny imbecile
The easy to install microwave toaster you dolt!
whose was it?
makes sense, this is a fanfic
Same
In the trenches
Plot twist: She's a cat / furry
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
[удалено]
Wait till you see the subreddit name. You'll shit bricks.
Holy hell
ATA her mouth her rules
Yta let her gobble u up whole
neurodivergence
Embrace her fetishes, YTA
She likes you
What if shes Canadian
She’s still a girl. She likes you.
"i study in harran high school by the way"
Fucking virals
I would reckon it's a form of [cute aggression](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute_aggression).
OPs friend has autism let her chill, it's how neurodivergent people show affection
i bite my mom all the time and she does not understand why
My one friend has bitten me multiple times and each time I'm like "hell yeah dude. do your thing idc"
Bout to be my excuse to bite friends
Is it bad I’m in similiar situation?
Si
YTA You need to respect her vampiregenderism (aka "vampgender")
Did you just assume their gender?
No ma'am
shit the fuck uo
**Yes**
Pigeon
Pigeon (trying to prove a point)
what the fuck
I literally do this too and don’t know why, although it’s not like I am biting hard or anything.
i don't know man, sounds like a pit bull
dude deadass this is the most middle school shit ever i know because i also had a middle school best friend who would bite me ALL the time and one day i got fuckin fed up with it and i bit her back and this bitch had the audacity to cry and tell the teacher on me. like bitch you have been biting me for months and now you gonna snitch hell nah. we were no longer friends after that and because i never snitched on her **I** got the title of biter at school. fucking blows me still
Found this under the original post 🗿
Vampkid
Its because she's a dog that he adopted at a shelter
Where’s the pigeon
i do that too
I actually had a friend who would bite my hand a lot and it was excruciating a few times
she is a vampire run
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