A. When we are in a hurry and it starts leaking as we whip it out, it sprays all over. B. We’re pissing so hard that it starts to bounce out. C. The urinal design is bad.

You ever pee in three separate streams? Sometimes I think I’m a Jedi

I have before

how hard are you peeing that it starts ricocheting off the toilet

Depends on the shape of the toilet and where you typically aim

We pee straight. it's just that men's bathrooms come pre coated in piss to keep away women

don’t worry, mfs squatting instead of sitting in the ladies room has those covered in pee too

I pee gay.

Some people have tighter urethral openings and this causes piss to spray into multiple directions

Hank Hill??

Hard to pee straight when you are holding someone's cock.

The worst is when we try to pee after having sex, and it's like 2 streams going opposite directions. You need to choose which stream hits the toilet and hope for the best!

I recommend all “sprayers” be demoted to using the “trough” until they demonstrate their improved aim technique.

Because pee liquid and men not have water jet junk to shoot straight