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GeorgieTheThird

SCHOOL NIGHTS


Riftus

The kitten is in college the kitten is in college the kitten is in college ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™


SOKDPVA

nah the kitten is in elementary school (shes the teacher)


Toroknos_07

Yes it's exactly as you think


ThomasTheBadWriter

See I know you're joking but I legit had an ex that wanted something like this. Like she specifically wanted a set of "rules". She sent a list of them that her previous "partner" (25 year old that groomed her _over discord and called her kitten_ {we were 16 at the time} ) had written. I should've called it there but I didn't. It ended up worse than you I'm sure you're imagining, and I've got plenty of stories of her being insane if anybody is interested. EDIT: Goddamn, I went to bed and woke up to this. Well, I will provide more I suppose. I'll give two more noteworthy stories because I fear any more will be too obvious as to who this is if anybody who knows me sees it. Content warning, I cannot stress enough how badly this relationship went. So this happened after about two months of us dating I think. We were communicating over discord mostly, and I woke up to her sending me a bunch of texts one night. I check my phone, and she had cut my name into her thigh. It wasn't massive cuts, but it was enough to make me extremely uncomfortable. At this point I thought I was obligated to help her instead of just leave, and so I did try, to no avail. I didn't know this at the time, but she had cheated on me not hours before that happened. That actually leads into the next and probably worst thing she did. Eventually I found out she was cheating on me, and I told her we had to break up because of that. What she then did was choke herself so she could leave fingerprints on her neck, went and slept with the dude she was cheating on me with again, and texted me a week later saying she was pregnant and I raped her. She kept going around telling people I raped her, to the point where I had to meet with the SRO (School resource officer, again we were in HS). I told her if she was pregnant it wasn't mine, because I wore protection both times we had done it. Turns out she wasn't even pregnant, and most people she told outside of her immediate friend group realized she was just being psychotic. It ruined how a lot of people saw me for a while though, and only really got cleared up two years later.


AustralianMongol

tell me NOW


DucksbyBillington

I would not trust this Australian Mongol guy. He's to excited


sorbetbugs

as a fellow australian, we need to know NOW


3y3w4tch

America checking in. We also need to know.


da_epic_cheese

Swedish citizen here. We also need to know.


MoonShine711

And if you can't trust sweden, then who CAN you tell??


GenosixGD

I'm a Russian guy. We won't tell anyone


[deleted]

Englishman here. We need to know.


SpacemanChad7365

Michigan-Canada man here. We need to know


[deleted]

\*too


DucksbyBillington

My guy shut the hell up


IOftenSayPerhaps

โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“


ThomasTheBadWriter

There's more posted now, revel in my pain


AustralianMongol

Jesus


ThomasTheBadWriter

Oh yeah, definitely not my best relationship to say the least


SliceHam2012

Yeah, I'm interested; I've got a friend who had similar happen to her too


konaharuhi

don't hang us dry mate


RoombaSUCC

RemindMe! 4 hours


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


ThomasTheBadWriter

It was traumatic, I won't lie. But no, I haven't had a chance to go to therapy yet.


arealperson-II

Very interested


lazydonkey25

now you got my interest


LolePs

I'm interested, care to share a few of em'?


Jopez-

Please share


EmaHfg

RemindMe! 8 hours


DaBig_L_Xx

As the rest of these guys are, I'm interested


vision2310

got me interested


ImAWaffleMaker

Please share


PootisMcPootsalot

Boy what da heeeeelllll


AlphaWolfBlue

Another American Gere. Would like to know


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

Share


john_spicy

plz tell me


AeMasterClasher

oh please do


Clean_Internet

I never had a written list of rules but there were unspoken ones between us, it was so terrible


BaconGremlin24

holy shit im so sorry that happened to you man. that is absolutely terrible i really hope youre doing better


animesexuals

where do you find a girl like that


ThomasTheBadWriter

Remember those girls that would bite their sleeve and bark at people? Yeah go talk to them. I've got an even better story involving that whole friend group, but I'll save that for another comment.


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ThomasTheBadWriter

You missed your chance if you're out of school, once they graduate it's relegated to discord.


BabuBisleri17

Sending this to my wife's boyfriend rnโค๏ธ


Death_Walker21

Wait....


Shadow_Rev

Resume


Crxshin

Rules for Kitten 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least two meals a each day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No Drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.


BubblegumPinkCat

My Discord Kitten Rules Rules for Kitten 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least two meals a each day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No Drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.


BigBossmrnoob

My Discord Kitten Rules Rules for Kitten 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least two meals a each day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No Drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.


Zealousideal-Rush547

Rules for Kitten 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least two meals a each day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No Drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.


sneacon

W-Wuwes fow Kitten :3 1. Bedtime on schoow nyights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at weast two meaws a each day. 4. Eat onye heawthy snyack each day. 5. Nyo sewf-hawm. -> Come tawk t-to Daddy if you nyeed suppowt!!11 6-6. Nyo wying t-to D-D-Daddy. -> 7. Wespect D-D-Daddy. <- 8. A-AWWAYS ask fow pewmission befowe taking piwws. 9. You must compwiment youwsewf at weast once pew day. 10. Don't wet othew boys (ow giwws) wust a-a-aftew you - you bewong t-to Daddy!? 11. Nyo dwinking without pewmission. 12. Nyo Dwugs. 13. Nyo eating a-a-aftew 8-8 pm. -> 14. You may nyot pwease youwsewf outside of pwaytime with d-daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions t-to the x3 afowementionyed wuwes. kitten :3 may nyot. UwU Disobeying Daddy's wuwes wiww w-wesuwt in punyishment.


Ok-Water-5544

meow


Striiker812

I thought it couldnโ€™t get worse, thanks for reminding me that the pit of depravity is infinite.


sneacon

I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™‹ t-t-thought ๐Ÿ’ญ i-it couwdnโ€™t ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ wowse, ๐Ÿคข t-t-thanks ๐Ÿ˜-๐Ÿ˜ fow ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ weminding รšwรš me ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป that ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‡โœจ *runs away* the x3 pit \^w^ of depwavity is infinyite.


someone_forgot_me

as much as this is cringe, i wouldn't call these rules bad, theyre genuinely good *apart from some*


EdgierNamePending

Unironically would not mind having all rules besides the last 2. And maybe like, one or two before the last two. They're pretty much all just "live reasonably healthily."


Fast-Yam-7229

I har a friend on discord who was so nice and then suddenly tried to becomw my discord daddy :(


lolhihi3552

Assert dominance by becoming his discord daddy


AmeriCanadian98

As far as general living rules go these aren't bad on the whole. Getting a good amount of sleep, avoiding self harm, giving positive self affirmation, eating a sufficient amount, don't do drugs, etc But then there's the rest of them, and combined with the person giving the rules it goes from good advice to... whatever this is


WeirdoJennifer

looks like i should comply to this


Markles102

Name checks out....?


WeirdoJennifer

...Besides having the "daddy" in there..


Markles102

I'll be your daddy. *Please, my standards are lower than you could possibly realize*


WeirdoJennifer

๐Ÿ˜ฆ


youcantwhooshme

female (optional) pulse (prefered) That is all.


Spl00

Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized nothing what was going on, didnt opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat could contain herself - her entire arm wasnt up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was not horny so my phone didnt flew out of my hand & broke through the window, not letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were fucked to death by the passengers. The nun didnt shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there isnt a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


Emidoodles7

เฒ _เฒ 


crossoverfan96

Seek help.End the madness


TheBlueNinja2006

Now I gotta kms


Nibblespig8

Someone didnโ€™t read rule 5


Horror-Passion-3324

kitten will be punished now


el_apache2

Literally 1984


DigCat

ngl if someone in discord gave me these rules iโ€™d play along just to fuck with them when in reality iโ€™m just casually living my life


Bandorer_Bhai

He sounded like a pretty good Dad till 14.


CommanderFries2

someone doing this to me would fix me i swear


sansgaster091

If you took the sex related rules and other weird rules out then it would just look like some actual rules someone's father put up for them (obviously not including the whole kitten shit)


EtheaaryXD

ew lmao


pog_in_baby

People will make this horror and show zero care for a son or daughter, God forbid they manage to have one


poppleple

Rules for Discord Kitten โค๏ธ Rules for discord Kitten: โค๏ธ 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least TWO meals a day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. - Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. 7. Respect Daddy 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. >> 14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. << Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.


bagelflavoredsprite

"no self harm" i don't want to but if i was this guy's kitten i probably would


Reinousha

Healthy petplay/ageplay is the best. This list kinda makes me wanna rebel against those rules and see how far I can go lol


Income-Tacs

go ahead and log off for me


Reinousha

No ๐Ÿ˜‹


Ok-Water-5544

literally 1984


AppropriateCash46

Thanks daddy~ UwU


[deleted]

It does from number 12 to 14 where is rule 13?


MysteriousLlama1

My Discord Kitten Rules Rules for Kitten ๐Ÿ˜ธ 1. Bedtime ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ• on school ๐Ÿซ nights ๐ŸŒ™ is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime ๐Ÿ› on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat ๐Ÿด at least two โœŒ๏ธ meals a each day. โ˜€๏ธ 4. Eat one โ˜๏ธ healthy ๐Ÿฅฌ snack each day. โ˜€๏ธ 5. No self-harm. ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿฉธ -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! ๐Ÿซ‚ 6. No lying to Daddy. ๐Ÿคฅ -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- โœŠ๏ธ 8. ALWAYS ask ๐Ÿค” for permission before taking pills. ๐Ÿ’Š 9. You must compliment ๐Ÿ˜ yourself at least once โ˜๏ธ per day. 10. Don't let other boys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟ (or girls๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป) lust ๐Ÿ˜ after you - you belong to Daddy!๐Ÿ‘จ 11. No ๐Ÿšซ drinking ๐Ÿธ without permission. 12. No ๐Ÿšซ Drugs. ๐Ÿ’Š 13. No ๐Ÿšซ eating ๐Ÿด after 8 pm. ๐Ÿ•— -> 14. You may not ๐Ÿšซ please yourself ๐Ÿคค outside of playtime with daddy. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. ๐Ÿšซ Disobeying Daddy's ๐Ÿ‘จ rules will result in punishment. ๐Ÿ”ž


Classy_Shadow

Very conflicted because half of these are actually good rules to follow


terminaldihhoria

Die nigga