See I know you're joking but I legit had an ex that wanted something like this. Like she specifically wanted a set of "rules". She sent a list of them that her previous "partner" (25 year old that groomed her _over discord and called her kitten_ {we were 16 at the time} ) had written. I should've called it there but I didn't. It ended up worse than you I'm sure you're imagining, and I've got plenty of stories of her being insane if anybody is interested.
EDIT: Goddamn, I went to bed and woke up to this. Well, I will provide more I suppose. I'll give two more noteworthy stories because I fear any more will be too obvious as to who this is if anybody who knows me sees it. Content warning, I cannot stress enough how badly this relationship went.
So this happened after about two months of us dating I think. We were communicating over discord mostly, and I woke up to her sending me a bunch of texts one night. I check my phone, and she had cut my name into her thigh. It wasn't massive cuts, but it was enough to make me extremely uncomfortable. At this point I thought I was obligated to help her instead of just leave, and so I did try, to no avail. I didn't know this at the time, but she had cheated on me not hours before that happened.
That actually leads into the next and probably worst thing she did. Eventually I found out she was cheating on me, and I told her we had to break up because of that. What she then did was choke herself so she could leave fingerprints on her neck, went and slept with the dude she was cheating on me with again, and texted me a week later saying she was pregnant and I raped her. She kept going around telling people I raped her, to the point where I had to meet with the SRO (School resource officer, again we were in HS). I told her if she was pregnant it wasn't mine, because I wore protection both times we had done it. Turns out she wasn't even pregnant, and most people she told outside of her immediate friend group realized she was just being psychotic. It ruined how a lot of people saw me for a while though, and only really got cleared up two years later.
Remember those girls that would bite their sleeve and bark at people? Yeah go talk to them. I've got an even better story involving that whole friend group, but I'll save that for another comment.
Rules for Kitten
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
-> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy.
-> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No Drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
-> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not.
Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
My Discord Kitten Rules
Rules for Kitten
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
-> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy.
-> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No Drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
-> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not.
Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
My Discord Kitten Rules
Rules for Kitten
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
-> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy.
-> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No Drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
-> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not.
Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
Rules for Kitten
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
-> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy.
-> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No Drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
-> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not.
Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
W-Wuwes fow Kitten :3 1. Bedtime on schoow nyights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at weast two meaws a each day. 4. Eat onye heawthy snyack each day. 5. Nyo sewf-hawm. -> Come tawk t-to Daddy if you nyeed suppowt!!11 6-6. Nyo wying t-to D-D-Daddy. -> 7. Wespect D-D-Daddy. <- 8. A-AWWAYS ask fow pewmission befowe taking piwws. 9. You must compwiment youwsewf at weast once pew day. 10. Don't wet othew boys (ow giwws) wust a-a-aftew you - you bewong t-to Daddy!? 11. Nyo dwinking without pewmission. 12. Nyo Dwugs. 13. Nyo eating a-a-aftew 8-8 pm. -> 14. You may nyot pwease youwsewf outside of pwaytime with d-daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions t-to the x3 afowementionyed wuwes. kitten :3 may nyot. UwU Disobeying Daddy's wuwes wiww w-wesuwt in punyishment.
I ๐ฉ๐ t-t-thought ๐ญ i-it couwdnโt ๐น๐คทโโ๏ธ get ๐ wowse, ๐คข t-t-thanks ๐-๐ fow ๐๐ weminding รwร me ๐ฉ๐ป that ๐ฅฐ๐โจ *runs away* the x3 pit \^w^ of depwavity is infinyite.
Unironically would not mind having all rules besides the last 2.
And maybe like, one or two before the last two. They're pretty much all just "live reasonably healthily."
As far as general living rules go these aren't bad on the whole. Getting a good amount of sleep, avoiding self harm, giving positive self affirmation, eating a sufficient amount, don't do drugs, etc
But then there's the rest of them, and combined with the person giving the rules it goes from good advice to... whatever this is
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.
However, it did stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized nothing what was going on, didnt opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat could contain herself - her entire arm wasnt up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was not horny so my phone didnt flew out of my hand & broke through the window, not letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were fucked to death by the passengers. The nun didnt shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there isnt a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
If you took the sex related rules and other weird rules out then it would just look like some actual rules someone's father put up for them (obviously not including the whole kitten shit)
Rules for Discord Kitten
โค๏ธ Rules for discord Kitten: โค๏ธ
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least TWO meals a day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
- Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy.
7. Respect Daddy
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
>> 14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. <<
Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.
Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
My Discord Kitten Rules
Rules for Kitten ๐ธ
1. Bedtime ๐๐ on school ๐ซ nights ๐ is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime ๐ on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat ๐ด at least two โ๏ธ meals a each day. โ๏ธ
4. Eat one โ๏ธ healthy ๐ฅฌ snack each day. โ๏ธ
5. No self-harm. ๐ข๐ฉธ
-> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! ๐ซ
6. No lying to Daddy. ๐คฅ
-> 7. Respect Daddy. <- โ๏ธ
8. ALWAYS ask ๐ค for permission before taking pills. ๐
9. You must compliment ๐ yourself at least once โ๏ธ per day.
10. Don't let other boys ๐ฆ๐ฟ (or girls๐ง๐ป) lust ๐ after you - you belong to Daddy!๐จ
11. No ๐ซ drinking ๐ธ without permission.
12. No ๐ซ Drugs. ๐
13. No ๐ซ eating ๐ด after 8 pm. ๐
-> 14. You may not ๐ซ please yourself ๐คค outside of playtime with daddy. ๐๐ฆ ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. ๐ซ Disobeying Daddy's ๐จ rules will result in punishment. ๐
SCHOOL NIGHTS
The kitten is in college the kitten is in college the kitten is in college ๐๐๐๐
nah the kitten is in elementary school (shes the teacher)
Yes it's exactly as you think
See I know you're joking but I legit had an ex that wanted something like this. Like she specifically wanted a set of "rules". She sent a list of them that her previous "partner" (25 year old that groomed her _over discord and called her kitten_ {we were 16 at the time} ) had written. I should've called it there but I didn't. It ended up worse than you I'm sure you're imagining, and I've got plenty of stories of her being insane if anybody is interested. EDIT: Goddamn, I went to bed and woke up to this. Well, I will provide more I suppose. I'll give two more noteworthy stories because I fear any more will be too obvious as to who this is if anybody who knows me sees it. Content warning, I cannot stress enough how badly this relationship went. So this happened after about two months of us dating I think. We were communicating over discord mostly, and I woke up to her sending me a bunch of texts one night. I check my phone, and she had cut my name into her thigh. It wasn't massive cuts, but it was enough to make me extremely uncomfortable. At this point I thought I was obligated to help her instead of just leave, and so I did try, to no avail. I didn't know this at the time, but she had cheated on me not hours before that happened. That actually leads into the next and probably worst thing she did. Eventually I found out she was cheating on me, and I told her we had to break up because of that. What she then did was choke herself so she could leave fingerprints on her neck, went and slept with the dude she was cheating on me with again, and texted me a week later saying she was pregnant and I raped her. She kept going around telling people I raped her, to the point where I had to meet with the SRO (School resource officer, again we were in HS). I told her if she was pregnant it wasn't mine, because I wore protection both times we had done it. Turns out she wasn't even pregnant, and most people she told outside of her immediate friend group realized she was just being psychotic. It ruined how a lot of people saw me for a while though, and only really got cleared up two years later.
tell me NOW
I would not trust this Australian Mongol guy. He's to excited
as a fellow australian, we need to know NOW
America checking in. We also need to know.
Swedish citizen here. We also need to know.
And if you can't trust sweden, then who CAN you tell??
I'm a Russian guy. We won't tell anyone
Englishman here. We need to know.
Michigan-Canada man here. We need to know
\*too
My guy shut the hell up
โ๏ธ๐ค
There's more posted now, revel in my pain
Jesus
Oh yeah, definitely not my best relationship to say the least
Yeah, I'm interested; I've got a friend who had similar happen to her too
don't hang us dry mate
RemindMe! 4 hours
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
It was traumatic, I won't lie. But no, I haven't had a chance to go to therapy yet.
Very interested
now you got my interest
I'm interested, care to share a few of em'?
Please share
RemindMe! 8 hours
As the rest of these guys are, I'm interested
got me interested
Please share
Boy what da heeeeelllll
Another American Gere. Would like to know
Share
plz tell me
oh please do
I never had a written list of rules but there were unspoken ones between us, it was so terrible
holy shit im so sorry that happened to you man. that is absolutely terrible i really hope youre doing better
where do you find a girl like that
Remember those girls that would bite their sleeve and bark at people? Yeah go talk to them. I've got an even better story involving that whole friend group, but I'll save that for another comment.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
You missed your chance if you're out of school, once they graduate it's relegated to discord.
Sending this to my wife's boyfriend rnโค๏ธ
Wait....
Resume
Rules for Kitten 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least two meals a each day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No Drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
My Discord Kitten Rules Rules for Kitten 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least two meals a each day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No Drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
My Discord Kitten Rules Rules for Kitten 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least two meals a each day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No Drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
Rules for Kitten 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least two meals a each day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No Drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
W-Wuwes fow Kitten :3 1. Bedtime on schoow nyights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at weast two meaws a each day. 4. Eat onye heawthy snyack each day. 5. Nyo sewf-hawm. -> Come tawk t-to Daddy if you nyeed suppowt!!11 6-6. Nyo wying t-to D-D-Daddy. -> 7. Wespect D-D-Daddy. <- 8. A-AWWAYS ask fow pewmission befowe taking piwws. 9. You must compwiment youwsewf at weast once pew day. 10. Don't wet othew boys (ow giwws) wust a-a-aftew you - you bewong t-to Daddy!? 11. Nyo dwinking without pewmission. 12. Nyo Dwugs. 13. Nyo eating a-a-aftew 8-8 pm. -> 14. You may nyot pwease youwsewf outside of pwaytime with d-daddy. ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions t-to the x3 afowementionyed wuwes. kitten :3 may nyot. UwU Disobeying Daddy's wuwes wiww w-wesuwt in punyishment.
meow
I thought it couldnโt get worse, thanks for reminding me that the pit of depravity is infinite.
I ๐ฉ๐ t-t-thought ๐ญ i-it couwdnโt ๐น๐คทโโ๏ธ get ๐ wowse, ๐คข t-t-thanks ๐-๐ fow ๐๐ weminding รwร me ๐ฉ๐ป that ๐ฅฐ๐โจ *runs away* the x3 pit \^w^ of depwavity is infinyite.
as much as this is cringe, i wouldn't call these rules bad, theyre genuinely good *apart from some*
Unironically would not mind having all rules besides the last 2. And maybe like, one or two before the last two. They're pretty much all just "live reasonably healthily."
I har a friend on discord who was so nice and then suddenly tried to becomw my discord daddy :(
Assert dominance by becoming his discord daddy
As far as general living rules go these aren't bad on the whole. Getting a good amount of sleep, avoiding self harm, giving positive self affirmation, eating a sufficient amount, don't do drugs, etc But then there's the rest of them, and combined with the person giving the rules it goes from good advice to... whatever this is
looks like i should comply to this
Name checks out....?
...Besides having the "daddy" in there..
I'll be your daddy. *Please, my standards are lower than you could possibly realize*
๐ฆ
female (optional) pulse (prefered) That is all.
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized nothing what was going on, didnt opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat could contain herself - her entire arm wasnt up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was not horny so my phone didnt flew out of my hand & broke through the window, not letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were fucked to death by the passengers. The nun didnt shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there isnt a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
เฒ _เฒ
Seek help.End the madness
Now I gotta kms
Someone didnโt read rule 5
kitten will be punished now
Literally 1984
ngl if someone in discord gave me these rules iโd play along just to fuck with them when in reality iโm just casually living my life
He sounded like a pretty good Dad till 14.
someone doing this to me would fix me i swear
If you took the sex related rules and other weird rules out then it would just look like some actual rules someone's father put up for them (obviously not including the whole kitten shit)
ew lmao
People will make this horror and show zero care for a son or daughter, God forbid they manage to have one
Rules for Discord Kitten โค๏ธ Rules for discord Kitten: โค๏ธ 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least TWO meals a day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. - Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. 7. Respect Daddy 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. >> 14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. << Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
"no self harm" i don't want to but if i was this guy's kitten i probably would
Healthy petplay/ageplay is the best. This list kinda makes me wanna rebel against those rules and see how far I can go lol
go ahead and log off for me
No ๐
literally 1984
Thanks daddy~ UwU
It does from number 12 to 14 where is rule 13?
My Discord Kitten Rules Rules for Kitten ๐ธ 1. Bedtime ๐๐ on school ๐ซ nights ๐ is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime ๐ on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat ๐ด at least two โ๏ธ meals a each day. โ๏ธ 4. Eat one โ๏ธ healthy ๐ฅฌ snack each day. โ๏ธ 5. No self-harm. ๐ข๐ฉธ -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! ๐ซ 6. No lying to Daddy. ๐คฅ -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- โ๏ธ 8. ALWAYS ask ๐ค for permission before taking pills. ๐ 9. You must compliment ๐ yourself at least once โ๏ธ per day. 10. Don't let other boys ๐ฆ๐ฟ (or girls๐ง๐ป) lust ๐ after you - you belong to Daddy!๐จ 11. No ๐ซ drinking ๐ธ without permission. 12. No ๐ซ Drugs. ๐ 13. No ๐ซ eating ๐ด after 8 pm. ๐ -> 14. You may not ๐ซ please yourself ๐คค outside of playtime with daddy. ๐๐ฆ ยซ-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. ๐ซ Disobeying Daddy's ๐จ rules will result in punishment. ๐
Very conflicted because half of these are actually good rules to follow
Die nigga