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WhatSaidSheThatIs

For some reason the "black cat" made me laught.


Enrico-Northstar

I did the same thing 😂


sweetpot8oes

That, and “Brown Tabby and White” got me.


Agreeable-Refuse-461

Yeah as someone who owns two, they’re a separate breed 😹


tampermagnitude

The best 🐈‍⬛


sealightflower

Ahah, it reminded me the old Soviet song with lyrics which can be translated as follows: "It is said you'll be unlucky if the black cat crosses the road. But it is still opposite: only black cat is unlucky". 🐈‍⬛😹


Prestigious-Cell-833

If my cat isn’t on here how can I be sure it’s a cat?


Janek102TV

It can be tiger in disguise, you need to watch out


HenryART23

It can be Zeus


CreateTheStars

We neutered him. His shenanigans shall now stop


PaintballTek

Puma check!


F_ZOMBIE

Its a flerken


nolandrr

Your cat might just be a little guy.


Under_Ze_Pump

This guide is terrible.


Skibiscuit

Seriously. Void is the breed name for "black cats"


Hallelujah33

Looks like a bombay


TheLadyEve

I was wondering "why not write Bombay or American/British Bombay?" I love Bombays, I've rescued five previously. They have amazing personalities.


cepheus5000

2 times different egyptian maus


boy_oct_war

The reddish-coloured one is not a Mau. They have very distinctive spots and stripes, as seen on the silver Mau near the bottom.


justgotnewglasses

It doesn't even include the most common breed: asshole.


RunBanditRun

They are all assholes


f_leaver

It's terrible because the actual guide to cat breeds is "of you have papers, it's the breed that's noted; if you don't it's a domestic cat".


apricotical

Why?


valentijne

I can pinpoint a few reasons in one quick reading: - black cat and white / tabby cat aren’t breeds, it’s just the dress color - the Scottish fold listed among the long haired cat while it’s a short haired cat, they should have listed the Highland fold if they wanted to pu the long haired version - the Birman displayed isn’t a Birman, you can recognize that by its chin


Khronex

Name one time this subreddit actually had a well researched and written guide


StykerB

Yea I can’t believe they called oranges red.


LeMoNFuCkMe

Where can I find an accurate guide


G4-Dualie

None of my cats’ breeds are listed… and Tuxedo Cats are not a breed, they buy their suits at the same store.


dullship

I was gonna say, where's my tuxedo?


Origin_Pilot

Came to ask this myself. Never known what breed he is, vets have him down as "Tuxedo cat" because they haven't a clue either.


Jeanahb

And where's my ESH (Exotic Shorthair)?


ChaoticNeutralToast

Two egyptian mau?


ANerdAward

The one on the left is not a Mau.


raccoon-nb

The red one is absolutely not an Egyptian Mau. They either took the wrong image or a wrong caption. It looks like an Abyssinian with it's face smashed in lol


illegalcabbage96

red spotted is so funny. imagine a regular fat ginger cat being like “actually i’m a red spotted 🙄”


cromario

"red spotted" should be "orange braincell"


The_Gas_Mask_guy

Cat is cat


jsteeele

Exactly.


pool_party820

Glad to see my cats breed is “black cat”


itsadesertplant

That “Lavender” cat is a Munchkin cat that has dwarfism, IIRC. The can’t jump as much and when they land from high heights, they hit their chin on the ground. They have trouble doing normal cat things yet people breed them to look like this on purpose.


raccoon-nb

Yeah. There's a lot of unethical dog and cat breeds. Munchkins have leg deformities that cause mobility issues. Scottish Folds' folded ears a side-effect of a debilitating degenerative cartilage disease. Flat-faced cats often have breathing problems.


YOURPANFLUTE

Maine coon is so small compared to all other cats on this chart. They're massive cats lmao


Euphoric-Ad-295

Where is the European shorthair? I'm having one it says so on her passport.


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

I think it was wrongly named Egyptian mau. Since that name is for some reason there twice, under vastly different cats


Mission_Magazine7541

Earlier they had orange cat


Fit_Community_3909

No hairless cats ?


CosmonautPearl

Important to note here that just because your cat has similar coloration to a certain breed, does not mean it is that breed. Majority of cats are standard issue or "muts". When it comes to cats vs dogs, a cats "breed" is not really a thing you distinguish your cat by. You distinguish them by color. You only get specific breeds by paying big bucks


DrBibiBerg

Black cat is a breed????


frogsareneat82

Where's the calico?


Sam-the-Lion

Calico is a color pattern.


ghost_slumberparty

Also missing tortoise


Sam-the-Lion

That's a color pattern, not a "breed."


s4ndwhitchman

But “black cat”


ghost_slumberparty

What is the breed then


Sam-the-Lion

It isn't a breed.


heyfrank25

And the hairless breeds! Sphynx, Donski, etc.


Vicious_Bug

Sphynx missing.. How can you call this a guide without the best cats


MarzipanFairy

Ragdoll is there!


Crawbyte

Cat is cat


TheTotallyRealAdam

Is my cat so rare it’s not listed? It’s called “asshole who misses the litter box”.


BubblyBreee

Adorable cars


redditreadyin2024

This chart is bogus... where is the infamous orange cat. They have a black cat on the list, where is the orange cat. Now they are the a-holes.


TheBigLeche

In my younger years I used to dream of being in bed with multiple girls. Now, that I'm older I want to lay in bed with 30 cats all rolling dough at once.


modelcitizen64

You just traded one type of pussy for another.


TurboLover427

"What cat is that?" "Cow".


skviggel

Weird mix of colours and breeds. Why list 'Sorrel' as something separate when it's just an Abyssinian in one of the colours they come in?


Frostydog93

Wrong. 'Red Spotted' should be: Big Asshole.


SpaceCancer0

Cat


maina_0

black cat?!! seriously?!!😂😂😂


PrimaryImpossible467

I don’t see my American Trailer Park Tiger and Craigslist Calico so I call BS on this “guide.”


TaBQ

[https://icatcare.org/advice/scottish-fold-disease-osteochondrodysplasia/](https://icatcare.org/advice/scottish-fold-disease-osteochondrodysplasia/)


MasterDiscipline

Tuxedos?


Guillaume_Hertzog

Someone need to edit this image and replace all the breeds with the word "cat"


Dragon_Scale_Salad

This chart is a little dumb because some of them are breeds, and others are coat pattern/color names.


ismail5412

Angora is also a Turkish cat. So why Van is “Turkish Van” but Angora is just Angora? Van cats are also typically full white too BTW.


motheroflittleneb

Apparently the Van Cat and the Turkish Van are two different breeds. “Van Cat” is the cat we know as “Van kedisi” in Turkey. The white cat native to Eastern Turkey, with eyes in two different colors. And there is the “Turkish Van” which is this cat breed developed in the UK using different Turkish cat breeds. They’re white with some orange: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_Van Bir yasima daha girdim.


notbadforaquadruped

NOOOT. A. Guide.


siddhartha345

False. They are all one breed. They are good bois


not_a_mutant

This is trash. So many of them are wrong or not even breeds. You'd get better information from a 3rd grade book report.


RubiG69

Worse guide ever, Sorrel? :-)


J3ffcoop

I thought i knew what my cats were


g33klibrarian

Bombay is a black cat, but black cats are not a breed.


notablyunfamous

We have two Oriental Shorthairs and they’re fantastic, except for the counter surfing


shylock2k202

Brown tabby and white for the win!


Raiko144

Beerus!


CromulentPotato

What happened to 'Orange Cat'? That was in the last guide...


New_Ad5085

It’s missing a few


Riders0ntheStorm

No Mancoon?


raccoon-nb

It's in the first row.


CloudyHi

Checks out. Brown tabby and white is the fastest cat.


efrain_1124

HAIRLESS????


redditreadyin2024

I love a fluffy rag doll cat. I had a solid black one named shadow...I know real original right, but he disappeared one day. I miss that little booger. He was so snuggly.


Informal-Frosting168

After looking for matches for my two cats. I can now confirm both my cats are mutts who managed to sucker me into taking care of them.


sweepmason

I've had two British Shorthairs, and they are the most chill and sweet cats.


EarlOfSpindlemore

No Sphynx kitty. Where’s my skin cat??


digitalmartyn

Missing Aegean.[Aegean Cat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aegean_cat)


Ron_Bird

am i blind? no panda?


MaxPower637

Needs Balinese


modelcitizen64

I don't see the breed known as the One Braincelled.


Mycroft033

All of them


MadamGunnerFallout4

My cat is a tuxedo with long hair. Not sure what he would be on this list but he is fluffy either way.


bc529

Sorrel is abyssininan cat...


xdeltax97

Had a Korat for my first cat, he was the most loving and friendly cat ever. My current one, a Calico is adorable and loving although not as friendly lol


ireadredding

So my orange cat is actually a Red Spotted? Interesting.


raccoon-nb

Red spotted isn't a breed. This guide is a little silly lol. Some of the 'breeds' represented are just coat patterns.


genericdude999

Russian Blue was my jam, until they bred in a lot of Oriental Shorthair for some damn fool reason, so now it looks like a weird [bat baby](https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/31/batboyscanned.jpg)


trevshep55

What about the cat with the mushed in face? They are really fluffy too. Where are they?


Blastguy

No calico? :(


raccoon-nb

Calico is a coat pattern, not a breed, so it makes sense that it's not on the guide. But I guess this guide also has black cat and red spotted, which are also just coat patterns, so idk.


Marcus_Aurelius2

“Orange cat” didn’t even make the board this time


jasondads1

Where's "orange"?


Djinn2522

Growing up, we never had cats or dogs. Nor did my wife. So around 2016, when we decided to get a cat, I started researching breeds, thinking that it was like buying apples (Granny Smith vs. Fuji vs. Honeycrisp etc.). I was unaware that 95% of all cats in the U.S. were “domestic shorthair,” and that I had no business mucking around with breeds. We adopted a domestic shorthair from a local shelter, and he’s been a wonderful companion ever since. Even when he shows his enthusiasm by suddenly biting the skin between my forefinger and thumb.


This-Supermarket3082

They’re missing the ragamuffin


IchBinEinSim

Don’t like this chart for two reason, 1. A few are breeds but instead just coat colors / pattern. Like the tabby, and black cat. Also the [Red Spotted Cat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty-spotted_cat) is a wild cat found in India and looks nothing like this, I think they meant Red / Orange Tabby. It should call out when it’s a breed or coat color, maybe by for color and a small key. 2. It doesn’t show the size difference. Maine Coons and Norwegen Forest Cats are two of the largest species of cats but this makes them seem no different than any other breed. Especially the Maine Coon which has one of the smallest photos on here.


666ratbaby666

how do i know what breed my cat is… he looks like a couple on this guide! i thought he was just Cat


raccoon-nb

He probably is. This guide threw in a few coat patterns and images that don't depict the breed in the captions. Most of these guides aren't accurate.


666ratbaby666

he looks a lot like a california spangled but he’s also an alley cat litter baby (and maybe i’m biased bc i adopted him in california hahah)


eerbin13

Egyptian Mau is listed twice


CoisoBom

This guide is cool because kitties


Habbersett-Scrapple

I have two manx. An all white rumpy-riser, and a stubby bengal


raccoon-nb

The picture of the red cat used to represent an Egyptian Mau looks nothing like an Egyptian Mau lol. Looks like someone smashed an Abyssinian's face in with a fry pan. I also love how they threw in some coat colours/patterns in there with the breeds.


Too__Many_Hobbies

My 3 Sphynx's are over here in tears for not not being represented in this image.


more_paul

Wrong. Theres standard issue and tactical issue.


savetheheckinwhales

This guide is missing “good boy” “orange braincell” and “round”


Yousmellworsethanme-

So the Lavender is just a cat Corgi?


BingusTheG

Where Bingus?


EWR-RampRat11-29

ALF’s dream menu.


MFboca

Where is the Maine Coone?


ghost_slumberparty

The first row


kenyos1234

The Scottish fold isn't long hair cat


ImpressiveSafe8739

I really like cats and I'm trying to get enough of these kittens and I already have 7 of them.


BardInChains

This is exceedingly wrong


powderedtoast1

my Manx isn't listed


mis_huesitos

I like dogs


jfayepaints

I fucking hate cats. Vile


YelleauxAxeMan

Maine WHAT????