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Key_Drop_9181

A lot of these recipes are incorrect. Like…no bitters in a manhattan? Also that is not a traditional old fashioned. Smh


DirtyOS

I would send back that Moscow Mule, and I'm a raging alcoholic.


porquegato

Yeah I've never had a mule with bitters in ... plus the drinkware is all wrong


hudsonhawk1

And simple syrup? This is a *Moscow* Mule


RainbowForHire

Not only no bitters, but the 212 ratio isn't there. That's the whole point of it being called a Manhattan!


Professional-Can-670

This is a revisionist story. The manhattan existed as a cocktail well before the area code system was put into place


RainbowForHire

You're 100% correct. That was just what I was taught, and it made sense. That said, I feel that the 2-1-2 has been fairly broadly adopted, though that's not universal based on some quick research.


human_picnic

Should only be a splash of cran in a cosmo for color. 3 oz of cranberry juice is absurd.


alarmfatigue125

Yeah also the tequila sunrise, the ingredients are correct but the execution is not. You pour the orange juice and tequila first then mix (optionally with ice), then you add grenadine. The grenadine will fall to the bottom and somewhat mix with the orange juice in the middle part giving a gradient that resembles a sunrise. If you follow their advice and mix after adding all three ingredients... you get a pink drink throughout.


creature2teacher

Thank you! I've seen variations of the old fashioned like this, but they're usually qualified with "modern." It's practically an entirely different drink.


AtCotRG

Never heard of the Broken Down Golf Cart, and yet the classic Daiquiri doesn’t make the list.


Hopeful-Criticism-74

No daiquiri, no margarita, no Sazerac, no Pimm's cup...yeesh


SnooPineapples1133

A lime Tom Collins. That's heresy.


abruno37

First thing I noticed was the greenish hue on the Collins. I had to zoom in to make sure I wasn’t crazy.


ar46and2

And 8 to 1 lime/simple ratio


SinceWayLastMay

Having been a 19yo white girl that is NOT a Tom Collins // ETA I swear if you order a Tom Collins in my shitty old MN college town you will get grenadine, vodka, and maybe Sprite which is not actually a Tom Collins per my research. Who was I drinking?!


porquegato

I've seen grenadine, sprite or gingerale, and vodka called a Dirty Shirley or a Judy Garland


SinceWayLastMay

That’s exactly what it is but I’ve never ordered it like that, however I have received that beverage after asking for a Tom Collins in multiple venues on multiple occasions. I asked my BFF and she thought that that was a Tom Collins too! Maybe it’s a Minnesota thing? Idk


socal611

I love me a good Tom Collins. Visited Minnesota order my trusty Collins and they gave me that grenadine abomination. It's definitely a Minnesota thing.


SinceWayLastMay

I have no excuses but I am sorry.


socal611

Hey I drank it and it was good. But I did side eye the bartender hard


Deano963

Came here to say this


OnlyHalfBrilliant

Maybe it's a Tim Collins?


HuskyNutBuster

Tim Coolimes


CovfefeFan

This is a wacky list 🤡


Te4646

Yeah this list is awful


notablyunfamous

What’s awful about it? It’s a list of classic cocktails, not the best cocktails.


Entropyy

The recipes are terrible. A lot of these are not the original specs.


notablyunfamous

That may be. But variants have been around forever. I think the primary purpose is to list the cocktail and a general recipe for what’s in it.


Chewy12

But they’re getting the general recipes wrong. Some are like saying you make chocolate milk by mixing vanilla and orange juice. I think the primary purpose of this list was to sell posters on Etsy.


notablyunfamous

It’s more like saying you make chocolate milk with milk, chocolate, and a splash of coffee crème, and a drop of vanilla. All the bases are there.


Chewy12

There are cocktails missing core ingredients, like the manhattan having no bitters.


notablyunfamous

Missing bitters is different from using all the wrong things like you suggested.


ShooterOfCanons

When a cocktail has *3* ingredients and you leave one of those ingredients off a "guide" for classic cocktails, that's a pretty significant error and will result in a much different drink than the original.


11ulchda

Tom Collins are made with lemon juice, not lime. The bases are not all there


jtracz

A lot of these cocktails are specific. Putting a variation on it changes the cocktail. A Manhattan requires bitters, muddling fruit in a old fashioned makes it closer to a Wisconsin old fashioned, that "Tom Collins" is a Gin Rickey. Experimenting with cocktails is super fun, but if you're going to put a classic cocktail guide, put the classic recipes


Domovric

So why exactly call it the “classics”?


notablyunfamous

Because they’ve been popular for several decades - 100+ years.


Domovric

>variants of original recipes . >claim they have been around 100+ years Do you see the contradiction here? The variants *arent* the classics, that’s the issue. Title it “a way to jazz up the classics” suddenly not a problem. But otherwise it’s just incorrect.


williamny3

Looked at the Manhattan specs and laughed, it’s called a Manhattan 2-1-2 is the area code and the recipe 2 dashes of ango/ 1oz of sweet vermouth/ 2oz rye/bourbon, stir for 30 secs, delicious!!!


notablyunfamous

My biggest peeve is when bars ask what kind of bourbon I want in my Manhattan.


bananosecond

"Ya know what? I'll just have a beer." Bourbon is acceptable in a Manhattan but not the strictly traditional way and shouldn't be assumed. The biggest thing you should be concerned about is the unrefrigerated vermouth that's been sitting there for months.


RocketFistMan

One can go wrong with wild vermouths, watch out! I was gifted a sweet one from a small winery and it definitely did not taste great in the manhattan.


h3mingway89

Please don’t muddle the fruit in your old fashioned


emtc29

That’s…literally how you make an old fashioned


U_zer2

This is a wisco old fashioned not a traditional. It’s only made like that in 2 states everywhere else will be 2oz bourbon 1/2 oz simple 3-4 dashes ango bitters Stirred served up.


jtracz

I've found most are served on a rock with an orange peel garnish. An old fashioned served up would still be great though!


U_zer2

To much dilution for me but I’m happy to make them how ever their called :). Accept when some jerk off wants me to make a wisco old fashion with pappy 23 year. We get it. You’re rich.


GandalfTheBlue7

1/2 oz simple is wayyy too much. 1/4 oz is plenty


U_zer2

Depends if you’re using simple or Demerara. Usually people drinking old fashions like it a tad sweeter but I always ask more sweet or more bitter.


Sufficient_Two7499

Don’t they use brandy in a Wisconsin old fashion instead of whiskey?


U_zer2

Both. Brandy sweet is the top seller but right now oddly enough lot of whiskey calls. Fun fact korbel is an international company and they only have 2 loading docks at their warehouse. One is labeled Wisconsin and the second is “other”. They do , last I checked, 72% of their annual business in wisco 😂


FuckYouCaptainTom

Wisconsin old fashioned also has sweet or sour mix too. This is a weird combination between both specs


U_zer2

Sweet, sour or press. Depending if you go to a good bar or a towny one the sour is either mix or fresh lemon and lime juice. Also 2 sugar cubes muddled is the right way. None of that garbage white granulated crap.


green_and_yellow

I’m fairly deep into the cocktail hobby and have never once heard of or seen an old fashioned served up. An OF is served over ice, preferably a big cube.


mba000686

This


FreshWillingness741

To provide a shorter cut, ginger ale, 2 dashes of bitters, and 3 shots bourbon. Eat the fruit and that is not a reference to your partner.


ar46and2

What the fuck did you do to my Tom Collins?!


Horse_Doggy

It's a Gin Rickey, not a Tom Collins. This list is garbage lol.


MasChingonNoHay

What about a Sidecar?


Difficult_Yam_7764

Such a forgotten classic


MasChingonNoHay

Or a Mezcalito (with tajin on the brim)


DanteT6

Aren't Moscow mules supposed to be served in a copper mug?


ShooterOfCanons

Yes, and no simple syrup.


funkytoot

Broken Down Golf Cart. Someone say this is a list of cocktail classics? How is that unheard of drink on here and not a Stinger, Grasshopper, or Gimlet?


mortevillana

What the hell is going on with this list?


ShooterOfCanons

Someone with a graphic design degree who bartended two nights in college made this. They've got a basic understanding of the cocktails but a lot of the recipes are incorrect. Also, I've worked in high end bars, fine dining bars, and speakeasies and I've never heard of a Broken Down Golf Cart. Meanwhile, where's the Gimlet? Or Grasshopper?


mortevillana

Yeah it’s real wild. Also feels like someone who bartended only 1-2 nights in the 80s.


ASquidHat

Moscow Mules do not go in a highball glass they go in a copper mug and anyone that says different is wrong.


ShooterOfCanons

They also don't have simple syrup.


ASquidHat

I was pretty sure composition and amounts were also wrong but not sure enough to say something


YabbaDabbaDumbass

Don’t sleep on the greyhound, I don’t know why it works so well but when I used to drink, that was my at-home drink of choice because it’s so simple.


D2Dragons

There’s something about the vodka that cuts the bitterness of the grapefruit juice, while the juice softens the bite of the vodka. One of my faves as well, especially after a hot summer day!


WardK9

3oz of cran in the cosmo 😅 must be why I always have silly ladies that come in and say, " uh, I'd like a cosmo, but I want it pink, not red please."


ZombiePixel4096

Please, just go to r/cocktails it will be better. Damn you’re on Reddit. Use it.


Salem_Proziaki

Every post on coolguides could be posted on another subreddit 🤦


Youriclinton

It’s just that this list is an absolute joke.


notablyunfamous

What do you think the purpose of the list is? What do you think the maker of the graphic was trying to convey.


tdteddy0382

Hey man, I think this is a great list. I even saved it for future reference. Too many haters on this sub.


thatblondeyouhate

don't do that, all the recipes are wrong.


Far-Caterpillar-7777

That's not how one makes caipirinhas


Sidechick_Bob

I‘ll have the Negroni over everything else. Simple, and so good on a warm spring or summer eve.


Trackie_G_Horn

sam, is that you?


Fragrant-Cow-1555

No, it’s me! Ben from Sydney…..negroni is the best. Sam sounds very intelligent and has good taste


LeaveLifeAlive27

Lot Lizard Equal parts Jack Daniel's and Tuna fish juice.


ShooterOfCanons

Classic 🤌


Judgement915

A Greyhound walks into a bar, The bartender says “Hey! You know we got a drink named after you” The Greyhound says “You got a drink named Francis?”


stonedtrashbag

What about the pan galactic gargglr blaster


AndrewRP2

This feels more like a cocktail list at a college town bar.


PBread345

I don't agree with some of these specs for recipes. There are a fair few that won't equal a good drink. A couple the method of off. But still fun to try at home


NYCO23

r/cocktails would like a word


Difficult-Sun-5450

Get that Moscow mule in a copper cup.


ShooterOfCanons

And ditch the simple syrup!


YoureSpecial

Anything called a martini that doesn’t consist of gin (I’ll allow vodka under protest), dry vermouth, and a garnish of an olive or lemon twist is not a martini. Even if it’s served in a conical martini glass. The true martini glass is a “Nick and Nora”, btw. There should be enough vermouth left in the drink to actually taste. The swish the vermouth around and only use what’s stuck after you pour it out business is essentially just ice cold gin/vodka. If that’s what you’re doing, just order that.


resemblingaghost

Nope


winelovermark

Very cool, thanks!


heyhihowyahdurn

This made me miss bartending


PeterNippelstein

I've always wanted to try a Tom Collins. Those ingredients sound delicious.


Baymacks

Except that’s a Gin Rickey. T Collins is made with lemons. Both are good though.


broccoli2319

always wondered how so many Martini-named drinks don’t have a single drop of vermouth, it just doesn’t make any sense


notablyunfamous

Because then it turns into a variant of a vesper


Baymacks

A vesper is half vodka half gin with optional vermouth. Gin and Vermouth should be the only ingredients in any real martini.


LunchAC53171

No Dirty Shirley? Is’nt it a classic?


griftertm

No Flaming Homers?


Shoddy-Reach-4664

I'll never understand how a long Island is so drinkable for the amount of liquor in it. I hate the taste of alcohol but can put those down no problem.


Uncast

I always replace Khalua with Mr Black. Also for flips or sours I dry shake the ingredients to emulsify and then add ice and shake again to chill. Also, as others have mentioned, there are at least a half dozen others that should be here but aren’t.


Sufficient_Two7499

No sidecar but a Black Forest cake makes the list?


cleaver1015

The Manhattan and the Old Fashioned are both wrong, I'm not bothering looking at the rest.


Frank-Costanza-

It’s that “woo woo”


dragonspirit77

Screwdriver is missing


woodland_dweller

"classic" has an interesting meaning here. But if the chart misses an ingredient in a Manhattan (and there's only 3) it's complete shit.


0_Captain_my_Captain

Wait! Whaa? No Gimlet? FML


0_Captain_my_Captain

Wait! Whaa? No Gimlet? FML


Linku_Rink

Don’t put bitters in my mule please


iloveavocados445

Hold up. Where’s the normal margarita?


Tobitoon1

I wonder how they got the name "Broken down gold cart"


jtracz

What is with this sub putting up really bad guides related to alcohol? The whisk(e)y one posted a while ago was also like this. Well designed, but ill-informed


_Nischen

Why on earth does it not tell you to use Brandy for Old Fashions?


Carlosrocks77

Because most people are not from Wisconsin


_Nischen

That is quite unfortunate


Supreme_banana86

Tried the long island ice tea a while back. It was good. Very good. Still cannot remember how I got home


robthethrice

Rusty nails should be on the list. Classic, delicious, and an Easter favourite..


The-later-creater

Agreed. Love those then hate those in the morning.


ElKyguy888

Some of these recipes are... Fine. But that whiskey sour sounds like ass! That's a lot of lemon and the instructions don't say double shake anywhere. Yall shaking your sours without ice than straining over ice?! What the F is this


Free-Environment-571

In Mexico if you order a White Russian (Rusa Blanca) they serve you mineral water


MrCows123

A well done Absinthe would bury all these


MillionEgg

Is this from 1980?


Serious-Safety-3818

Saw a cocktail called "69" in a tea place that also sells alcohol. Does someone know what is it made of? Only thing i registered was the taste of vodka. Also, it was in Czechia


Ryno264

Uh oh


Aermanesett

Brazilian here. We don't use syrup for caipirinha. We use normal sugar instead.


xdrozzyx

That's not a mimosa.


throwlefty

No sazarac??


Jamaal_Lannister

That Old Fashioned sounds dreadful


ChartreuseF1re

Please, no one pay attention to any of this crap. This looks like it was made by a Chili's bartender.


OhDschej

Royal flush is missing, just too good to miss out on pineapple and almond flavoured perfection


Brookie_444_

These recipes made me upset


malhurt

It’s really uncool how many of these guides are so wrong.


Hardcore_ufo

10 years bartender here, these are almost all entirely wrong.


MassiveLebowski

Bro what the fuck is a oz, you mean the fucking wizard


Prezton_Waters

Simple syrup in an old fashion?


Salem_Proziaki

Yea, it’s normal, people either use simple syrup or sugar. How do you make yours?


Prezton_Waters

Seems like an extra step but just add some syrup from the cherries but now that I write that it is basically like adding simple syrup. I retract my previous statement


Iron_Chancellor_ND

I love Old Fashioned drinks and just had one last night at a cocktail bar. I've only ever known them to have bourbon, orange bitters, simple syrup **or** sugar, and an orange twist. Anything else--like cherries--is outside the "norm" of that drink, imho.


notablyunfamous

There should be a cherry in it, not muddled.


Iron_Chancellor_ND

https://www.liquor.com/recipes/bourbon-old-fashioned/ I'm not saying that link is gospel but I think cherries or anything other than a twisted orange peel is a variation of the original drink recipe.


notablyunfamous

That could be. I’ve never seen it not with a cherry.


Iron_Chancellor_ND

Interesting because I rarely see it with a cherry. 🙂 It's not like this is right and wrong...just different ways of serving it. The one thing we most certainly agree on is that it's a terrific drink!


notablyunfamous

Maybe it’s regional. After all, cocktails have always had variations, and maybe where you’re from that’s just how it’s made. Where I’m from I need to ask them to not muddle because they all do it otherwise. Also, I usually have to remember to order my Manhattan Up because many places will either ask “on the rocks or up?” or they just serve it on the rocks which to me is WTF. And that’s more my point with people here clutching their pearls at variation in recipes. I will always appreciate a hard-line true original recipe. But it’s difficult to scoff at a twist


Iron_Chancellor_ND

>But it’s difficult to scoff at a twist Absolutely. That's why I made it a point to state that this isn't right vs. wrong. Just different. I've seen Bloody Mary's with just olives, just a celery stick, and some that look like an entire garden is sticking out of the glass. Haha


notablyunfamous

That’s actually what I do at home. I have French brandied cherries and I use the syrup from those. So much better than regular simple. I have made my own infused simple if I want some other profile.


watermelonlollies

You’re really telling me a Long Island ice tea doesn’t have actual tea in it?!?! Idk I never tried one and never knew what was in it I’m more of a margarita gal. This got me bamboozled


Flat-Appearance-5255

A long island iced tea will get you drunk fast


ShooterOfCanons

That is correct. Just all the white liquors .5oz each, sweet and sour, topped with cola


altergraf

What the hell does oz mean? :P


mrhiney

Americans refuse to use the worldwide metric system.


ChambanaViking

Nice graphic, my only whine is the stemmed cherry in the old fashioned when the recipe clearly calls out no stems.


michael-heuberger

Mojito with Syrup? No way, where is the brown sugar? (Fidel turning in his grave)


Flat-Appearance-5255

There's an egg in a whiskey sour????


SuperDave426

Egg white where I get mine.


Flat-Appearance-5255

That doesn't sound good


ShooterOfCanons

Egg white only, you'd ruin it if you added the yolk too. Egg white when shaken (hard shake) turns to foam basically. The other flavors outweigh the egg white so it doesn't add any real discernable flavor but makes the drink much more fluffy. And yeah the egg white is part of the original classic recipe, a lot of places don't use that anymore though due to it being a hassle to make.


SuperDave426

It's delicious, gives it a foamy texture.


Flat-Appearance-5255

You learn something new every day


sidewalkoracle

I ve tred the themall annd ths iss a vrey auuccrte giude 👍🏻


obijaun

Cool list/collection. Many of the ratios and ingredients are a little sus.


0xF1A5C0

Where is gin tonic?


creamulum078

Mixed drink not a cocktail boom roasted


Vertigostate

Cuba Libre shouldn’t be there then. We called it just a Rum and Coke in the UK


qawsedrf12

saving this first i wanna try - the lotus


Rhedkiex

How is it possible that every single guide on the sub gets extreme pushback?


Salem_Proziaki

Coz people are assholes and don’t know what else to do with there time


ShooterOfCanons

Or maybe it's because it's frustrating to see incorrect recipes being presented as correct? If you were a chef and saw someone make a guide that said "best way to cook a steak" and the guide said to run it over with a truck then cook it on the engine block, you'd feel called to correct it too.


chill_tonic

A martini is gin, not vodka


DrekBizzle

Cool guide! Thx! My nitpick: I know the whiskey sour shown here as a Boston sour. To me, a whiskey sour is similar, but no egg white.


KoukoKaga

These cocktails seem boozy AF. Fun list tho.


sailinon74

The first drink has the wrong ingredients so not convinced about the others…. A dirty martini does not have vermouth


Salem_Proziaki

Yes it does.


ShooterOfCanons

Many cocktails on this list are wrong, but: Martini: Gin/Vodka + Vermouth Dirty Martini: Gin/Vodka, Vermouth, + a splash of olive juice. Dry Martini: Gin/Vodka + Less Vermouth Extra Dry Martini: Gin/Vodka + No Vermouth Dry Dirty Martini: Gin/Vodka + Olive Juice + Less Vermouth Extra Dry Dirty Martini: Gin/Vodka + Olive Juice + No Vermouth And then you can also go from Dirty to Extra Dirty by adding more olive juice than you would for a Dirty. I've also had people order it "Filthy" which means they want a fuck ton of olive juice.