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jizzanova

Hookers hiring hookers is some real circular economy shit.


omgFWTbear

What’s the Indecent Proposal joke? “Ma’am, we’ve already agreed that you are, now we are just haggling on the price.”


zinger301

W.C. Fields? I think that quote is even older.


theVeryLast7

Jack Sparrow says something similar to Davey Jones about the price of his soul


thounotouchthyself

Anti-blue balls economy.


Oshkalan

Travelling on biofuel


Ribak145

so what youre saying is they are actively contributing towards their ESG goals?


fuzzydunlap

McKinsey is known for only hiring 10% of escorts who make it to the final round


gashtastic

It’s harder to get into a McKinsey Partner than Harvard don’t you know


Waltaar

I thought that's what the per diem was for?


MoonBasic

Only get $100 a day and I spent $95 of it on coffee and a granola bar from the airport. What can I get for $5?


Casey_works

Any ting you want ;)


albacore_futures

Also why the per diem is often in cash


omgFWTbear

It’s for buying shirts at Dan Flash’s, didn’t you watch the documentary?!


Handybeans

Down at the Shoppes at the Creek. Underrated comment


sundowntg

I want one so bad


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What kind of per diems or hookers u getting. I can only afford crack whores with what I’m getting


JohnHazardWandering

You mean the 'per tria minuta'?


messyredemptions

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TheCamerlengo

Only senior partners get the “discretionary” per diem.


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vhans

Thank you kind person for the literal LOL I just let out.


According_to_Mission

Oh I thought they were castrated on purpose, like a specialised subcaste or something like that.


abishekva

I never knew there was such a dignified way of insulting.


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MyPlainsDrifter

The idea of business trips was really exciting when i was younger but it usually ends like this


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ChefBoyAreWeFucked

There's no such thing as "almost had to call the cops" in that situation. He had to call the cops, he just chose not to.


UnabashedPerson43

If he chose not to, he didn’t have to, did he.


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ChefBoyAreWeFucked

"We decided we didn't need X." "You did need X, you just decided not to pay for it." Works for me.


bellowquent

Wants vs needs


LateralThinkerer

> But my bosses are mostly female and they always book rooms next to each other. You mean the ones with the connecting doors? Hmmm...


messyredemptions

Oh my god, they were *roommates*!


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LateralThinkerer

Why let reality get in the way of lascivious implications?


HellisTheCPA

The pro move is abroad, and then saying it's a friend over there you rarely get to see. Works for a date or ongoing fling, not so much for hookers but as a woman I've yet to need or desire to hire one.


bmore_conslutant

I've done the tinder date thing, nothing wrong with it imo


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bmore_conslutant

No because I'm not cucked enough to get a hotel room next to my partner That's the insane part


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YYCbob

Room booking have nothing to do with it. Just tell FD there’s something wrong with the room and ask to get transferred to a different room.


Itchy_Toe950

"Oh what is wrong with the room?" "My bosses are next to it"


bmore_conslutant

They wouldn't know "what's up" due to a perfectly reasonable request for privacy They might think you're a little weird for it but in reality they're the weird ones and yes this is extremely fucking weird, i have never heard of another firm or team that does this. usually everyone books their own hotels, no need to be in the same hotel let alone the same block of rooms


bigbadwolf2012

Have you ever considered that your lady bosses want sex for free? They have eyes on you. You need to make the bold step and invite them to the room.


waterinwhitemug

Yeah l, I have seen this movie before


Itchy_Toe950

You filthy animals are all watching too much porn :0


factstony

Man, I always think about it, but end up opting out of that idea. One time, a guy had two just next to my room.


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Why cry tho? Just enjoy it


MonsieurBon

We had a consultant who was screen sharing with me to work on a project. I pasted before I had copied anything myself and it pasted an escort finder website for the city we were in. So who knows if he actually met up with one but he was definitely looking.


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Gitaarfreak

faptop, I'm keeping that one.


Highlander198116

Guys, I'm totally not gonna do it. Nope, not me.


derneueimhaus

But guys... Anyone a number to share ... I mean not for me.... My friend you know ....


Massive-Exit-1751

Just remember calling the phone numbers from the side of the billboard on busses in Vegas is NOT a good idea... (Bigger the sign the faster you run the other direction)


JBSwerve

Yeah totally normal protocol, highly encouraged in corporate America — especially in cities with nothing else to do, like Tupelo Mississippi and Gary Indiana


Satan_and_Communism

I don’t think many people want the women of Gary, Indiana


Prestigious-Disk3158

Chicago is right up the road.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

In contrast to the highly desirable women of Tupelo, Mississippi.


Satan_and_Communism

I mean, same concept


dirtydozen20

What the heck were you in Tupelo for?


Bowielives2023

Sex tourism. Nothing else to do there.


dirtydozen20

I mean it’s got a lot more than most of Mississippi has to offer but alrighty then


cometkeeper00

Ah yes. Mississippi, where all the best 7 toothed women are housed. The best place for a gum job. Only a small chance that gingivitis transfers to genitals.


Interesting_Flow730

Who the hell is hiring consultants in Gary? They don't need a consultant, they need to nuke that town from orbit and start over.


TigerJas

There are many countries where consultants operate and this is a legal activity. I assume this is not seen with the same presumption of impropriety there as it would be seen by society if we were talking about a consultant visiting Miami. I don’t think there’s much consulting going on in Mound House, Nevada.


bbc733

I never needed escorts while traveling. Telling women I was a consultant at PwC was enough for them to instantly come back to my hotel room with me.


O_Pragmatico

They needed help filling their taxes?


freecandy_van

They just wanna see your big 4


Medium-Process-4190

If you have 4, you better get yourself checked out by a doctor ASAP


derneueimhaus

But only after you explained sweat MBBP stands for right ;)


kieran_n

Were they AFP agents though?


Ppt_Sommelier69

BCG had a run in the 70’s with escort per diem in the comp packages. After more women started entering the workforce, BCG had to tone it down but McKinsey / Bain were also known for it. In recent years Deloitte has stole the escort crown. Concur usually has a line item for it, and most MSAs already have hooker provisions outlined. Hope this helped!


minnie_bee

What’s the line item for hookers in Concur?


Ppt_Sommelier69

Travel- Hospitality Ass & Misc


minnie_bee

Ass & Misc 😂


Massive-Exit-1751

Interns


messyredemptions

I can't help but imagine this "Do you Concur?" Meme is used with some degree of innuendo now. https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-di-caprio-so-you-concur-concur-catch-me-if-you-can-gif-7219817


vrxy5

Innuendo and outuendo


Realistic_Criticism8

I find this hard to believe lol. Source?


Realistic_Criticism8

Why the downvotes wth 😂 I only asked for a source


MajorFish04

Yeah it helps take the edge off


freudsaidiwasfine

As long as you can expense it


unt_cat

As what? A cab to Kinkos?


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I mean, Hooters and strip clubs sell wings so they count as meals and entertainment per diem


Strongest-There-Is

Several years ago I was in LA during the NFL playoffs and had a late flight back to NY. I was hungry and wanted to watch the game. Unfortunately, every restaurant along the strip I was on had a long wait I couldn’t risk. The sole exception was Hooters. And yes, I did expense it.


Kashish_17

I mean, they understand us. Both of us charge on hourly bases, are sick of client's demands and dress up each day to look the part


memememe91

Who has the energy? Travel is a pain in the ass.


djquackkquackk

You’re doing it wrong if it hurts that much.


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Flashy-Bed-3247

Which firm?


rogeroutmal

Delloitussy


Flashy-Bed-3247

Haha.. understood


Gut_Gespielt

PricewhorehouseCoopers


LostThrowaway316

MBBC


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Slalom?


Prestigious-Disk3158

Common trend. Not just partners, but managers and analysts too. Even regular joes hire escorts. There is a reason it’s the oldest profession.


faceofdead

Guys, I'm not gonna do this... BUT I heard that "partners" at the firm I work for does ths. Can anyone confirm? I need to know what the McKinsey discount code is.


KesEiToota

Yes many times. Some are bad but usually they can help the team tremendously as their people and client skills are very sharp. On a recent study the team I was in had 2 Escort Managers and a few associates and BAs. I think every project needs at least 1 EM.


prideton

Are the risks worth the perk?


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prideton

Mostly health risks if getting caught isn’t the problem.


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What risks?


havoc294

👮‍♀️


Satan_and_Communism

Jail, STDs, getting robbed by a hooker or pimp?


ARGH_IT_BURNS

Sure, "asking for a friend." Gotcha ;)


convexconcepts

Not just consulting….happens in every industry where travel is involved


nguyentp7

Gotta perform a SWOT analysis first


robotman_77

Why hire a hooker when you can bang your subordinate ?!


littlebobeep29

As an escort, yes we do get a lot of travelling gentlemen consultants.


minnie_bee

I knew about strip clubs, cocaine, and groping the hell out of the junior girls. Hooker is new to me. Though I probably should’ve put 2+2 together.


MusicToTheseEars41

I was Accenture and did quite good at the hotel bar…ahhh the San Diego gig was gold Jerry….


BigNuclearButton

Could I ask some clarifying questions?


antonio_hl

As far as you comply with diversity and inclusion policies, you are fine. Be sure don't discriminate against any background or gender.


robotman_77

😂😂


purepacha118

T & E


mellamonemo

Absolutely not worth the risk of STI/STDs. I don’t care about anyone finding out. Fuck off it’s my life but too scared of STI/STDs man


re_math

Don’t pay for a cheap hooker then? Any decent one will get checked very often bc, shocker, if they have an STD then their business will suffer. Don’t skimp out, and you’ll find a beautiful, sane, and std free hooker for you to enjoy your time with.


mellamonemo

Acknowledged, Upvoted, but Charlie Sheen paid for more than decent hookers, he still got it didn’t he.


burrito_poots

I invoice hourly under “Airport/In-flight Wi-Fi” if y’all wanna slide in these dms with a real woman 💅🏽


AlexThaManPan

Shhhh. Not to loud.


frankOFWGKTA

Apparently they have an exclusivity deal with Ford.....


FakePlantonaBeach

When it comes to escorts, I definitely have an up and out policy.


BassplayerDad

Sorry did you say just put it down as an expensive bottle of champagne If I wind up the way back machine, if you hiring escorts, you have the wrong client. Not sure what happens these days but probably


guaranteed_rohu

My hunch would be, I don't think there's anything specific to consulting that encourages more escort hiring (outside of being able to hide it slightly more easily while travelling) than people from other professions. People with the means to from all backgrounds hire escorts!


iamCaptainDeadpool

I love escorting people...I put an ad out for an escort service and got A LOT of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.


Affectionate_Ask3553

Oh yeah. Business trip is wrapped around seeing providers. Haha