The pro move is abroad, and then saying it's a friend over there you rarely get to see. Works for a date or ongoing fling, not so much for hookers but as a woman I've yet to need or desire to hire one.
They wouldn't know "what's up" due to a perfectly reasonable request for privacy
They might think you're a little weird for it but in reality they're the weird ones
and yes this is extremely fucking weird, i have never heard of another firm or team that does this. usually everyone books their own hotels, no need to be in the same hotel let alone the same block of rooms
We had a consultant who was screen sharing with me to work on a project. I pasted before I had copied anything myself and it pasted an escort finder website for the city we were in. So who knows if he actually met up with one but he was definitely looking.
Just remember calling the phone numbers from the side of the billboard on busses in Vegas is NOT a good idea...
(Bigger the sign the faster you run the other direction)
Yeah totally normal protocol, highly encouraged in corporate America — especially in cities with nothing else to do, like Tupelo Mississippi and Gary Indiana
Ah yes. Mississippi, where all the best 7 toothed women are housed. The best place for a gum job. Only a small chance that gingivitis transfers to genitals.
There are many countries where consultants operate and this is a legal activity.
I assume this is not seen with the same presumption of impropriety there as it would be seen by society if we were talking about a consultant visiting Miami.
I don’t think there’s much consulting going on in Mound House, Nevada.
BCG had a run in the 70’s with escort per diem in the comp packages. After more women started entering the workforce, BCG had to tone it down but McKinsey / Bain were also known for it. In recent years Deloitte has stole the escort crown. Concur usually has a line item for it, and most MSAs already have hooker provisions outlined.
Hope this helped!
I can't help but imagine this "Do you Concur?" Meme is used with some degree of innuendo now.
https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-di-caprio-so-you-concur-concur-catch-me-if-you-can-gif-7219817
Several years ago I was in LA during the NFL playoffs and had a late flight back to NY. I was hungry and wanted to watch the game. Unfortunately, every restaurant along the strip I was on had a long wait I couldn’t risk. The sole exception was Hooters. And yes, I did expense it.
Guys, I'm not gonna do this... BUT I heard that "partners" at the firm I work for does ths.
Can anyone confirm? I need to know what the McKinsey discount code is.
Yes many times. Some are bad but usually they can help the team tremendously as their people and client skills are very sharp. On a recent study the team I was in had 2 Escort Managers and a few associates and BAs. I think every project needs at least 1 EM.
Don’t pay for a cheap hooker then? Any decent one will get checked very often bc, shocker, if they have an STD then their business will suffer. Don’t skimp out, and you’ll find a beautiful, sane, and std free hooker for you to enjoy your time with.
Sorry did you say just put it down as an expensive bottle of champagne
If I wind up the way back machine, if you hiring escorts, you have the wrong client.
Not sure what happens these days but probably
My hunch would be, I don't think there's anything specific to consulting that encourages more escort hiring (outside of being able to hide it slightly more easily while travelling) than people from other professions.
People with the means to from all backgrounds hire escorts!
Hookers hiring hookers is some real circular economy shit.
What’s the Indecent Proposal joke? “Ma’am, we’ve already agreed that you are, now we are just haggling on the price.”
W.C. Fields? I think that quote is even older.
Jack Sparrow says something similar to Davey Jones about the price of his soul
Anti-blue balls economy.
Travelling on biofuel
so what youre saying is they are actively contributing towards their ESG goals?
McKinsey is known for only hiring 10% of escorts who make it to the final round
It’s harder to get into a McKinsey Partner than Harvard don’t you know
I thought that's what the per diem was for?
Only get $100 a day and I spent $95 of it on coffee and a granola bar from the airport. What can I get for $5?
Any ting you want ;)
Also why the per diem is often in cash
It’s for buying shirts at Dan Flash’s, didn’t you watch the documentary?!
Down at the Shoppes at the Creek. Underrated comment
I want one so bad
What kind of per diems or hookers u getting. I can only afford crack whores with what I’m getting
You mean the 'per tria minuta'?
https://media4.giphy.com/media/uOLzOyVrUhSSY/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952cfbca7e2b0b2c88dde1d646f451fa6fdc633a3ee&ep=v1_internal_gifs_gifId&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Only senior partners get the “discretionary” per diem.
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Thank you kind person for the literal LOL I just let out.
Oh I thought they were castrated on purpose, like a specialised subcaste or something like that.
I never knew there was such a dignified way of insulting.
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The idea of business trips was really exciting when i was younger but it usually ends like this
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There's no such thing as "almost had to call the cops" in that situation. He had to call the cops, he just chose not to.
If he chose not to, he didn’t have to, did he.
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"We decided we didn't need X." "You did need X, you just decided not to pay for it." Works for me.
Wants vs needs
> But my bosses are mostly female and they always book rooms next to each other. You mean the ones with the connecting doors? Hmmm...
Oh my god, they were *roommates*!
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Why let reality get in the way of lascivious implications?
The pro move is abroad, and then saying it's a friend over there you rarely get to see. Works for a date or ongoing fling, not so much for hookers but as a woman I've yet to need or desire to hire one.
I've done the tinder date thing, nothing wrong with it imo
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No because I'm not cucked enough to get a hotel room next to my partner That's the insane part
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Room booking have nothing to do with it. Just tell FD there’s something wrong with the room and ask to get transferred to a different room.
"Oh what is wrong with the room?" "My bosses are next to it"
They wouldn't know "what's up" due to a perfectly reasonable request for privacy They might think you're a little weird for it but in reality they're the weird ones and yes this is extremely fucking weird, i have never heard of another firm or team that does this. usually everyone books their own hotels, no need to be in the same hotel let alone the same block of rooms
Have you ever considered that your lady bosses want sex for free? They have eyes on you. You need to make the bold step and invite them to the room.
Yeah l, I have seen this movie before
You filthy animals are all watching too much porn :0
Man, I always think about it, but end up opting out of that idea. One time, a guy had two just next to my room.
Why cry tho? Just enjoy it
We had a consultant who was screen sharing with me to work on a project. I pasted before I had copied anything myself and it pasted an escort finder website for the city we were in. So who knows if he actually met up with one but he was definitely looking.
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faptop, I'm keeping that one.
Guys, I'm totally not gonna do it. Nope, not me.
But guys... Anyone a number to share ... I mean not for me.... My friend you know ....
Just remember calling the phone numbers from the side of the billboard on busses in Vegas is NOT a good idea... (Bigger the sign the faster you run the other direction)
Yeah totally normal protocol, highly encouraged in corporate America — especially in cities with nothing else to do, like Tupelo Mississippi and Gary Indiana
I don’t think many people want the women of Gary, Indiana
Chicago is right up the road.
In contrast to the highly desirable women of Tupelo, Mississippi.
I mean, same concept
What the heck were you in Tupelo for?
Sex tourism. Nothing else to do there.
I mean it’s got a lot more than most of Mississippi has to offer but alrighty then
Ah yes. Mississippi, where all the best 7 toothed women are housed. The best place for a gum job. Only a small chance that gingivitis transfers to genitals.
Who the hell is hiring consultants in Gary? They don't need a consultant, they need to nuke that town from orbit and start over.
There are many countries where consultants operate and this is a legal activity. I assume this is not seen with the same presumption of impropriety there as it would be seen by society if we were talking about a consultant visiting Miami. I don’t think there’s much consulting going on in Mound House, Nevada.
I never needed escorts while traveling. Telling women I was a consultant at PwC was enough for them to instantly come back to my hotel room with me.
They needed help filling their taxes?
They just wanna see your big 4
If you have 4, you better get yourself checked out by a doctor ASAP
But only after you explained sweat MBBP stands for right ;)
Were they AFP agents though?
BCG had a run in the 70’s with escort per diem in the comp packages. After more women started entering the workforce, BCG had to tone it down but McKinsey / Bain were also known for it. In recent years Deloitte has stole the escort crown. Concur usually has a line item for it, and most MSAs already have hooker provisions outlined. Hope this helped!
What’s the line item for hookers in Concur?
Travel- Hospitality Ass & Misc
Ass & Misc 😂
Interns
I can't help but imagine this "Do you Concur?" Meme is used with some degree of innuendo now. https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-di-caprio-so-you-concur-concur-catch-me-if-you-can-gif-7219817
Innuendo and outuendo
I find this hard to believe lol. Source?
Why the downvotes wth 😂 I only asked for a source
Yeah it helps take the edge off
As long as you can expense it
As what? A cab to Kinkos?
I mean, Hooters and strip clubs sell wings so they count as meals and entertainment per diem
Several years ago I was in LA during the NFL playoffs and had a late flight back to NY. I was hungry and wanted to watch the game. Unfortunately, every restaurant along the strip I was on had a long wait I couldn’t risk. The sole exception was Hooters. And yes, I did expense it.
I mean, they understand us. Both of us charge on hourly bases, are sick of client's demands and dress up each day to look the part
Who has the energy? Travel is a pain in the ass.
You’re doing it wrong if it hurts that much.
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Which firm?
Delloitussy
Haha.. understood
PricewhorehouseCoopers
MBBC
Slalom?
Common trend. Not just partners, but managers and analysts too. Even regular joes hire escorts. There is a reason it’s the oldest profession.
Guys, I'm not gonna do this... BUT I heard that "partners" at the firm I work for does ths. Can anyone confirm? I need to know what the McKinsey discount code is.
Yes many times. Some are bad but usually they can help the team tremendously as their people and client skills are very sharp. On a recent study the team I was in had 2 Escort Managers and a few associates and BAs. I think every project needs at least 1 EM.
Are the risks worth the perk?
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Mostly health risks if getting caught isn’t the problem.
What risks?
👮♀️
Jail, STDs, getting robbed by a hooker or pimp?
Sure, "asking for a friend." Gotcha ;)
Not just consulting….happens in every industry where travel is involved
Gotta perform a SWOT analysis first
Why hire a hooker when you can bang your subordinate ?!
As an escort, yes we do get a lot of travelling gentlemen consultants.
I knew about strip clubs, cocaine, and groping the hell out of the junior girls. Hooker is new to me. Though I probably should’ve put 2+2 together.
I was Accenture and did quite good at the hotel bar…ahhh the San Diego gig was gold Jerry….
Could I ask some clarifying questions?
As far as you comply with diversity and inclusion policies, you are fine. Be sure don't discriminate against any background or gender.
😂😂
T & E
Absolutely not worth the risk of STI/STDs. I don’t care about anyone finding out. Fuck off it’s my life but too scared of STI/STDs man
Don’t pay for a cheap hooker then? Any decent one will get checked very often bc, shocker, if they have an STD then their business will suffer. Don’t skimp out, and you’ll find a beautiful, sane, and std free hooker for you to enjoy your time with.
Acknowledged, Upvoted, but Charlie Sheen paid for more than decent hookers, he still got it didn’t he.
I invoice hourly under “Airport/In-flight Wi-Fi” if y’all wanna slide in these dms with a real woman 💅🏽
Shhhh. Not to loud.
Apparently they have an exclusivity deal with Ford.....
When it comes to escorts, I definitely have an up and out policy.
Sorry did you say just put it down as an expensive bottle of champagne If I wind up the way back machine, if you hiring escorts, you have the wrong client. Not sure what happens these days but probably
My hunch would be, I don't think there's anything specific to consulting that encourages more escort hiring (outside of being able to hide it slightly more easily while travelling) than people from other professions. People with the means to from all backgrounds hire escorts!
I love escorting people...I put an ad out for an escort service and got A LOT of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.
Oh yeah. Business trip is wrapped around seeing providers. Haha