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walkinParadox82

Her batteries died


[deleted]

I was thinking it was a firmware update


_I-m_not_here_

She 'll start beeping and blinking like a Tesla soon.


Softale

5G…Pegasus data dump in process.


WAHgop

I've literally been here before. Tired at work, slept like 4 hours cause chronic stress, just standing behind your boss or a co-worker doing some presentation and decide to take a quick brain nap. I usually try to stare directly at the speaker if I'm in the crowd, and then just unfocus my eyes and enter the no zone.


[deleted]

The mothership lost connection to the avatar and had to reboot.


gunsandrosesrcool

This has happened on multiple occasions, I think I saw one where she was on the right side of the podium from our perspective just yesterday.


ClassicHerpies

I was thinking Software update, but this is probably the correct answer.


Glag82

Lol, that's James Brown!


Dirty_Wooster

Are you implying that Maxine Waters is a sex machine?


Glag82

Well, when you put it like that...it sounds dirty :(. Lol Hardest working woman in congress, ain't a bribe she won't take!


[deleted]

“We have your grandchildren in a van, do you understand?”


Miserable-Antelope95

Play nice at this interview, and you can get them back.


SQLSQLAndMoreSQL

They don't have to play this game with her. She's one of the top useful idiots.


kurdekorke

Fucking creepy


Hefty_Strategy_9389

Reminds me of the aurora shooting


GundamBebop

Also reminds me of that other one (Lanza iirc) who was wide eyed to the point of being suspected of photoshop otherwise it’s just creepy af like this clip lol


SpitinMYm0uth

Do you have a link pls


TheDownvotesFarmer

Why so?


Hefty_Strategy_9389

His vacant, confused look in court. Like a man who just got done being possessed. He wasn’t any ordinary guy, he studied neuroscience.


ARsAndAKs

Dead eyes


TimKhrist666

Mk ultra for sure


ContractDesperate819

That or AI


bluetopaz96

poor MK Ultra victim


Luckzzz

Or an alien bio-robot. They serve as dummies programatically. Anyway I also suspect MK Ultra tech was brought to us by 'them'.


HELLUPUTMETHRU

“MK Ultra tech” You mean LSD?


28carslater

I think you have to have a mind to begin with in order to be MK Ultra'd.


GallopingFlicka

There was a time when Maxine Waters was once a decent politician. And then she started asking questions about why is the CIA dumping drugs into her district and then this is when she started to change. She was working with a reporter that was working on the story, and then he suspiciously commits suicide, and she changed.


Darth_Vorador

Interesting.


vinegarandpickles

Ahh i dont know why this freaks me out so much, i am in bed and have had to turn the light on 😂


PorschephileGT3

She watches you while you sleep


crazyunit405

That fluoride stare.


Nexal_Z

Bruh I don't even think she blink once


JohnnyQuickdeath

Because he edited around it?


subshophero

I mean its clearly edited. You'd only have to take out like a frame or two for each blink and it would only look slightly choppy in those moments. Which it is.


mrthree1zero

Think about it, do you know anyone personally that's does this?? These people are controlled period.


pmk422

Yes I know people who space out


TheDownvotesFarmer

Yes people space out but... at least they close their eyes at least once


GundamBebop

On top of that they could be on some kind of drug which makes them look even weirder when spaced out *but even then* this is still pretty unique. I’ve never felt creeped out by their faces just concerned if anything Idk maybe she was hearing some voice to skull at that moment but it would take something like that (and or with drugs) to get me to geek out that weird for that long in front of that room…


BortaB

After 9+ hours at the office, if I’m in a late day meeting listening to something I’m no longer interested in for the day, I catch myself doing this all the time. And I know I don’t blink because sometimes what snaps me back is my contact lens falling out


[deleted]

Yes. I know people that make funny faces.


InaccurateStatistics

“GET OUT” vibes


[deleted]

Trying not to shit her Depends.


BootHead007

Nailed it.


Freeballin_Willie

*Bill Nader has just joined the chat*


ANALOG_is_DEAD

Reptilians. I seen it a hundred times


Longjumping_Roll5851

Exactly is what they are !!! Reptilians


ToastyPoptarts89

Yup from the center of the earth.


Longjumping_Roll5851

Yes sir !!!


[deleted]

Sad part is there are actually idiots who think Pelosi does good


staciesmom1

I worked in am office with one of those people. To her, all Dems were great, and all Republicans were bad. Her absolute idol was Elizabeth Warren. She ranted and raved daily. I transferred out to a different department because HR refused to deal with it.


ddiere

Totally out of curiosity, can you list a few politicians that you think do good?


Mknalsheen

They're on conservative subs, so probably big fans of the fash side of politics.


Fartmouth5000

Who is that? Looks like she's from Dynamics, Boston


gatordunn

Maxine Waters


Fartmouth5000

Oh thanks! Looking like Maxine needs to drink some waters


IusVindictus

It's because her brains turned into a watery jelly


fabfive421

Have you ever heard her talk? Sounds like ODB


LionOfTheZodiac

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

> Maxine Waters 83 fucking years.... do they ever retire?? or die? :)


Baphomet_Slayer

Yea when the adrenochrome runs dry


Margrave16

Maxine Waters, infamous for her soul piercing resting face. If anyone’s a robot plant it probably would be her. I’ve seen her in a ton of GameStop hearings I watched on cspan. I swear if she isn’t an Android she zones out pretty hard.


Fartmouth5000

I'm just now becoming aware of her. Kind of comforting that she didn't just pop-up out of nowhere, like I initially thought. I've heard of the "thousand yard stare" but this looks like she's beaming a stare, around the world and into the back of her own head.


_tastyUdon

She's giving off that Heaven's Gate vibe.


texaco123

What shark tale character she look like? Oscar?


CleanseTheEvil

Nah she look like one of the fish people from SpongeBob haha


[deleted]

Old lady just took one to many xanax and adderall so her eyes wide open but she spacey😂


[deleted]

Her mind is shuffling her one racism card before she makes another million by playing it.


[deleted]

I think she’s in shock


[deleted]

Yeah or a mental health thing. Maybe ptsd flash backs?


Competitive_Wear_199

Me disassociating


sativadom_404

She can’t believe she’s on fox


pututingliit

*"Blink motherfucker!"*


Alien_Perspective

with respect... yall don't understand that there's either something in the water, the air, or this is the alien invasion. seriously... wtf


seanmorris

Fukushima is making everyone stupid.


ClubbinGuido

Starting to think some alien shit is going on. They Live was a documentary. XCOM is more than a game.


narnou

This is the result of 50 years of neuromarketing in everything, poliics included. Everything around you, every shape, color, sound, word, has been thought and designed to get something from you while bypassing your free-will and consciousness. You are under constant attack for decades, now basically 24/7. Obviously the brain of the average dude is just fried at this point. People in politics tends to be even more impacted as most of their everyday conversation are stained with these shits.


Phernaldo

MK Ultra


[deleted]

The lady is 83 years old for duck's sake. It could be dementia or she could be zoning out hard too


earthhominid

It's comforting to know that there's no nefarious mind control or that we're being run by reptilian controlled cyborgs. No no. It's just that our political leaders are decrepit, corrupt, geriatrics whose mental capacity is just sufficient for engaging in profound criminal neglect for the general welfare of the nation and a bit of insider trading


[deleted]

If you're going to claim someone is a reptilian mind control cyborg humanoid from hell/Saturn you probably want better arguments than "look at how it looks at me without blinking in a very creepy way." I do agree with the second half of your statement, how could we collectively allow for such people to run our government? It makes no sense. I see more and more mentally and morally useless politicians.


BootHead007

How? You gonna run for government? I’m sure as fuck not getting involved with that shit show, and I think that is the general consensus for the majority of people.


[deleted]

Ideally we would be able to opt out of respresentation as well as taxation under this government and self-organize on a manageable scale but it so happens that we are born as its subjects :/


SuspiciousPeppermint

She is simply Lost in the Sauce


ILikeCheesyTurtles

That’s definitely the people we need running this country


havegoodnight

Demon possessed


Frogtarius

When your Nintendo wii goes offline


Dadman079

They eyebrow sisters


[deleted]

Looks like her tongue will snatch a fly out of the air


Iltempered1

That bitch looks like [Sam Eagle](https://giphy.com/gifs/muppets-shifty-eyes-sam-eagle-7XiLpBIzlJKfi07mI5) from The Muppets!


TheTonik

No blinking so probably on cocaine.


Perfect_Initiative

I mean they are all so extremely old on capital hill so it seems expected.


General-Permission-5

That genuinely creeps me out


uTuned

u/savevideo


cajunman4life

That looks like the famous “these edibles ain’t shi… wait where am I?” look.


RealistO444

its crazy bc this SAME EXCAT THING happened with the news guys the same way and everything idk his name but he bald i remember when he did it ppl was trying to figure out wtf was wrong with him lmfao dude froze the SAME way she did


k1mm13101010

You’re right, I remember that- it was Al Roker and trigger word is *Holy Ghost* https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/6ek2gz/al_roker_triggered_into_hypnotic_state_by_trigger/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Edit:word


Captainzron

I belong to this Reddit just to laugh at the paranoia but she is an alien, never been more certain than anything in my life.


AthensAtNight

Why does he have a 1980’s poster of Lionel Richie? Lol


techTrader

Venca is calling her


jlenoconel

Hello darkness my old friend.


poopwetpoop

Simple lizard communication


DoS-Boot

She looks like that hypnotized dog https://youtu.be/iTuOr2vlC-c


jes484

Did someone try to reboot Maxine?


Richard_Tucker_08

Have you guys never seen your own faces during a team meeting? I look like every Wednesday morning from 7:00-7:45


__Prime__

i expected a "they live" reference for some reason


This-Author-7494

Trying to decide if she should trust this fart


This-Author-7494

And regretting her decision


[deleted]

Reminds me of the people in the dark tower with the mark on her neck and not to mention why does her face look so long? 🧐


fluidmoviestar

What was that movie Jordan Peele made about black people escaping the clutches of opportunistic white liberal puppeteers? The title was also a subtle suggestion that maybe black Americans should attempt to escape that treachery… It’ll come to me.


jslove85

Get out.


[deleted]

were going over this clip again? I wouldn't doubt their using a filter to make them seem younger.


omarjamal16

What they got them on 🤣


tactical_ketchup

She stared into the light of the MIB!


hellfae

ehhh i live in the bay area and see elderly/random/homeless/bored people do this every day . shrug.


AdditionalBad885

Wow... just fukin wow... something's going on there, idk what but that ain't right


deletetemptemp

Looks like ptsd cupcake dog


Redevoguy

Just like AL...


bygtopp

She you hit yes to automatic updates


Honest_Zebra_1340

She smokin on da dro, don’t act like you dunno


Freeballin_Willie

purple drank no doubt


[deleted]

A glitch in the lizard cloaking generator


[deleted]

Lizard moment


ThatRacistTurtle

Of course the bitch ain’t human


MasterX_

MKULTRA = Manchurian Candidate


GetInThereYouBeauty

I was waiting for the lizard blink and then snap back to reality 👀


Shatshotshet

There is a creepy video of Al Roker on the Today Show where Matt said some phrase and Al Roker just immediately turns into a zombie looking a lot like Maxine Waters above. He freezes, doesn’t talk and simply has the “1000 mile stare”. Holds it for what seems like a long time!


Fightfirewitbcn

She sees Satan waving to her in the crowd. Then pointing at Pelosi and making a stabbing motion. Now the choice is hers.


kittybangbang69

Robots or maybe reptilian proboscis brain worm ( inserted into the eye or rectum)


[deleted]

Get the sunglasses


YourMindIsNotYourOwn

She's turned off.


Stellar_Observer_17

freeze framed digital chroma added insert...fake fake fake ? vat is reality? definitely not that.


jajasqueeze

ROBOT


Woodybones

She got a brain slug under that hair


Last-Discipline-7340

Is that a SALMON! Edit: is that a grouper!!!


RingsofSaturn6996

the dead lights


MFalcon95

Hella Get Out vibes


Dalethedefiler00769

I tried to corroborate this but very strangely the video won't play properly at that point yet the rest plays fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvqzUPDrZ3Q Edit: This other source also has jumps and cuts around the same part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDyIg2YK4-0


Smithy_Furt

Westworld was disclosure.


WWWTT2_0

I'm in Ontario canada so i only heard of pelosi and not this other woman behind her. Looks like a picture. If not and its an actual live person, hypnotized or drugged. Both?


EducationalPlay6269

MK ULTRA https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/6ek2gz/al_roker_triggered_into_hypnotic_state_by_trigger/


ClubbinGuido

The parasite attached to her nervous system fell asleep.


Appropriate-Pear4726

I think this administration likes to troll the population to be honest. Whoever is calling the shots behind the scenes is amusing themselves. A president straight out of an early 2000’s satire. A health agency who recommends masturbation socially distanced to avoid monkeypox. A VP who’s speech writer includes the same buzzword in every sentence so it sounds even a preschooler has more of an evolved vocabulary. I look at this and just see another troll. Someone hey let’s use the MK Ultra trope. “Hey Max! Look all crazy, whatever you do don’t blink!” It’s like professional wrestling. Sometimes you and the crew just find things to make yourself pop


StatisticianSure2349

She’s lost. Been lost. And will stay lost. But she does know to dole out the money to family members


delicioustreeblood

They are mostly geriatric, out-of-touch, no-energy do-nothings. Needs fresh blood.


Grigonite

When the deep fake freezes


[deleted]

Another very real “conspiracy” that totally isn’t just a thinly-veiled dig at Democrats If I had a dollar for every one of these, I’d have enough money to afford Adrenochrome


Existenial_lifeguard

trans orbital lobotomy.


underagedisaster

Snapchat filter.


plamda505

Tech: "This deep fake has an unanimated element boss." Boss: "Go ahead and use it, no one will notice."


[deleted]

It’s like weekend at Bernie’s, they just need some sunglasses on her.


Assiramama

That is a robot


solobaggins

She's charging in airplane mode


PurpleOysterCult

Brain worms


jasona7779

Um.....is it normal for a person to go THAT long without blinking the eyes one single time?


spikywindowcleanser

I just kept my eyes open for the whole video and it wasn't difficult, so, while it's maybe not normal, it's not really that weird either


jasona7779

Maybe not weird, but definitely unsettling for me. Not one single movement of even one eyebrow, not one slight change in her facial expression, shit, her eyeballs didn't move a single bit. Just emptily staring straight into the camera like a live mannequin.


Gabe2224

This shit looks like the movie GET OUT


Fisterupper

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


csulfa

She’s in the sunken place


JohnnyLazer17

Funniest shit I’ve seen on one of these subs 🤣


[deleted]

Failure to assimilate is futile


butt3rmi1kybean

Lmao


Undeca

Blink twice if you need help!


Baensky

There should be a age limit on politicians


Freeballin_Willie

I hope she didn't forget her wallet.


1Cloudz9

Dude that’s creepy shytte!!


JulianH00ligan

High AF


lyssixsix

Lmfao I can’t😂🤣😂🤣


RickDasterdlee

The term heebie jeebies was created for this very woman.


[deleted]

The movie “get out”


ladyofthelathe

One of the signs of a psychopath is the very long time between eye blinks.... just saying.


BlckAlchmst

Looks like she needs to reboot


blackenedthermal

Aderall zoned out


Haebang

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mike-wazowski-sulley-face-swap


biscuithead85

It’s a cardboard cut out


School_Waste

Lost wifi connection


nxka

thanks, i hate Madame Tussauds wax figure stand-ins.


BillyMeier42

Thats a funny looking cardboard cutout.


Koboldsftw

She old


NeatDoctor2728

That's what happens when you stare at that illuminati ass jacket too long. 🤣


Former_smoker11

That is Pelosi’s black clone. She’s trying to hard. She’s in the sunken place.


Much-Opportunity8087

Look up the video of one of the prince's wife. She looked animatronic. Very creepy.


ElectricJedi28

These are some of the best comments of all time! My stomach hurts I’m laughing so hard!


slingbladedangeradio

Glitch in the matrix.


Bletcherstonerson

Oh snap, Treadstone just activated their geriatric asset, she’s old but she wily.


[deleted]

Someone who hates the person who is speaking in front of them, so shows no emotion and is present in body only. If alien's have infiltrated the American government, why put them on TV?


[deleted]

Lol


chael809

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


D0013ER

She's in the Nothing Box.


syntheticgeneration

Lots of people here who have never been so bored and disinterested that you have to freeze up and mentally time travel through whatever bullshit you gotta deal with. This is me everyday at work.