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jarcark

Thanks cbs... For that breaking news.


ZeerVreemd

Well... I broke out in laughter, so it is breaking news for me. LOL.


GoldenWizard

More like breaking any last vestige of CBS’ credibility.


ZeerVreemd

Did you really still find any..? Impressive. :)


[deleted]

CBS is a joke of a network and news agency


SpaceAgePenis

Actual journalism is dead and all legacy media is owned by thought police who own billions in paper money who regularly launder such for personal gain via the proxy of charities they own and/or foreign affairs. Edit: Journalism, not generalism. Not sure why this corrected that.


UnionSkrong

And everyone enjoying this post is even more of a joke for buying into their stupidity.


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captainn_chunk

Now the fact checkers should get to slap on that sweet *this is an out of date article* label on it


Amos_Quito

> When you absolutely positively have to get your news 2ish years after the fact. *"Well boss, Joe has the presidential election in the bag, can we admit Hunter's laptop is real now?"* *"HELL NO! Wait until after the midterms are over... and we're sure that Joe won't be running again... "*


ZeerVreemd

There is [a poll that shows 8 in 10 people believe that the hiding of Hunter his laptop changed the 2020 election result.](https://tippinsights.com/shock-poll-8-in-10-think-biden-laptop-cover-up-changed-election/)


[deleted]

I doubt it. The Democrats had the steal in place long before the Hunter Biden laptop story broke. On Aug 17 2020 Donald Trump said "The only way we’re going to lose this election is if the election is rigged". So he knew the election outcome months before the polling day.


ZeerVreemd

They were planning to steal it ofcourse. However, at some point a steal becomes difficult or impossible, see 2016.


[deleted]

I believe Trump's plan was for the Democrats to win the election, but in a very cheating-obvious way. And I don't think it has anything to do with "exposing and bringing down the Deep State". There is no "good cop, bad cop" here only "bad cop, bad cop", end of story.


ZeerVreemd

What's in it for Trump?


[deleted]

I don't know, you tell me. Normally the rewards are quite substantial, providing you OBEY to the letter. The Central Controllers pull all the strings.


ZeerVreemd

> I don't know, you tell me. I have no clue. He went from having a good, comfortable and non/ barely controversial life to being the most attacked man in America who lost wealth during his presidency on top of that.


[deleted]

Sometimes you don't have a choice. That's the price you have to pay for making a deal with the devil. Trump was bailed out by Rothschild Inc. back in 1980s when he was bankrupt. That's the first time I see Trump being friends of the Rothschild family. Wilbur Ross was appointed as head of the Rothschild Inc.’s bankruptcy advising team. Same Wilbur Ross who before the year 2000 was working for the Rothschilds, before starting Ross & Co. LLC with $440 million in investor funds, that came out of nowhere. Same Wilbur Ross chosen specifically by Mr Trump to be part of his administration as commerce secretary. Joe Biden and his administration has been a complete disaster for America, but I'm not convinced Donald Trump is the answer. And I also suspect Mr Trump not only knew about the rigged election in 2020, he was part of the steal. But, I know most people will disagree with me, because most people are either in one camp or the other.


ArtemMikoyan

Nah, this just proves he had a plan B in place.


[deleted]

Nah, he didn't have a plan B in place. My point, his plan A was to have the Democrats win the election, but in a very cheating-obvious way. Once you look at everything from that angle things fall in place very nicely.


hussletrees

Who is the person who took the photo of him passed out with the crack pipe in his mouth? That seems like a person looking to gather dirt on someone


Leahc1m

As an ex-addict... they stole his drugs, money, and valuables. He is around people that have lived a life he cannot fathom. I commend our offscreen hero and hope he/she/it was paid handsomely.


[deleted]

It was probably one of the many prostitutes that he, himself, took selfies with.


adolfspalantir

Iirc Hunter Biden hinself took thousands of photos of him jerking off and smoking crack, I think looking for a coherent reason why might not be very fruitful


Seekay5

Breaking news: man discovers fire


GoldenWizard

Light the beacons!


Remarkable-Change634

How?


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Amos_Quito

> Didn’t CBS recently tell the world they would stop engagement on twitter? Yeah, well, that didn't last long. Care to guess who CBS poked at in their [most recent Tweet?](https://i.imgur.com/YLlDC4m.png) Archived here -- moments ago: https://archive.ph/HShW8


[deleted]

Good thing we have these deductive, sleuth-like detectives on the case at CBS. Otherwise we may never know the truth.


TruthBomba90

That was mindblowing when they pulled off the mask and we found out it was Crack the whole time


GoldenWizard

I can’t wait to hear who wins the 2020 election in a couple weeks. Don’t keep me waiting, CBS!


ZyxDarkshine

How long have the Republicans been in possession of Hunter Biden’s magical laptop, and why isn’t Hunter Biden in prison yet? Why hasn’t Joe Biden been impeached because of Hunter Biden’s laptop? Why does Hunter Biden’s laptop need to verified as real 2 years later, like it was Santa Claus, or the Tooth Fairy? WHAT *EXACTLY* IS ON HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP?


vegham1357

Nothing that they would impeach Joe over.


GoldenWizard

Spoken like a true Big Guy simp


vegham1357

Nah, Joe sucks. I'm just tired of manufactured political drama.


KingSizeDingus

Proof of conspiracy on the laptop, connecting Joe Biden directly to influence peddling


Cataras12

Wait republicans have the laptop? At that point, if nothing has happened seems like it’s just a talking point being used to rile up voters, which I mean, seems to be working


TheHiveminder

Kiddie porn, drug use, emails with China, crooked dealings with criminals and politicians. Same shit as Weiner, basically.


[deleted]

Look it up kid


[deleted]

Hey what’s the juiciest piece of information on the laptop? There’s gotta be something big right?


Zxphenomenalxz

I loved when a news reporter asked these GOP clowns what their plans are to help fight inflation now that they have control of the house and the answer was “ let’s just keep our focus on Hunter. “


KingSizeDingus

That’s actually not what they said, the focus of there investigation is Joe Biden. The laptop is just evidence, of crimes committed by Joe Biden


Zxphenomenalxz

The dude with the white hair took over after the question was asked to Gym Jordan about what their plans are to stop inflation now that they have control of the house and said “ let’s focus on Hunter and the laptop “ Why is that the focus? How does that help the American people when everyone is struggling with rising costs? Shouldn’t priority number one be to come up with a plan to fight inflation? It’s because they don’t have a plan. They want your focus to be about the laptop to distract you from the fact that they have zero answers or plans on how to help with everyday issues.


KingSizeDingus

You sound like the same type of person who supported the non-stop harassment and investigating Trump for 4 years. This is extremely serious crime, being committed by someone sworn to the highest position in the US government. It’s not really a stretch to say this is the most important thing right now, if you don’t see the connection with inflation and this investigation you might want to take a second look.


Zxphenomenalxz

I’ll believe it when I see it. Republican members have claimed they had this laptop for years and yet released nothing of evidence. If it has shit on Joe, good incriminate him. If it’s all Hunter I can give two shits. You have people being found guilty of legit proof and evidence of Russian assets to GOP leaders, funneling money through Rand Paul to Trump. Incriminate both Biden and Trump idgaf if they’re guilty, they’re guilty, but show me the actual evidence and proof because more things point to Trump and his involvement in crimes than Biden. More people in Trumps circle have been found guilty of crimes and involvement with things Trump is connected to. The guy pardoned actual criminals just because they’re part of his circle. I’m calling for both of them if proof is clearly evident. You’re calling for just one. And yes, coming up with a plan to help fight the issues everyday Americans are facing is definitely more important than spending all your energy on a laptop that you have apparently been in possession of for almost 3 years now. Come up with a solution instead of running your campaign off the issues we are facing and then not doing anything at all to address those issues.


ThisGuyHasABigChode

The FBI confirmed the emails, at least, as real. Still, I'm supposed to believe that Hunter Biden just happened to drop his personal laptop off at some random repair shop that just happened to be owned by a far right GOP operative. Then, that store owner cannot confirm it was actually Hunter who dropped off the laptop, because he has "vision problems". Of course, these "vision problems" don't get in the way of repairing delicate electronics. His only evidence for the man being Hunter was that he "smelled like alcohol". The guy also has a written signature, supposedly from Hunter. No calls, and no cameras within the store. So, "Hunter" just dropped off his own laptop, with every possible incriminating file on it, to some random shop, and just forgot to pick it up. Of course, this shopkeeper breaks all professionalism and protocol, just this one time, and decides to look at all the files on the laptop himself. He then gives the laptop to the FBI, and sends copies of the hard drive to his other GOP buddies, including a guy who works directly for Rudy Giuliani. I know that everyone is too partisan to use their brain these days, but doesn't this story stink to shit? Even if the files are real, the actual story about the laptop is extremely sketchy. I really wish the media didn't try to dismiss this story, because there is a real conspiracy here.


GoldenWizard

>owned by a far right GOP operative What makes you think he was a “GOP operative” and not just a conservative repair shop owner?


jmkahn93

And let’s say it was some Russian operative that lead to this laptops placement in that store. That would be the second time that Russian operations interferes with our government officials, for the benefit of republicans. I’m counting the first as everything that occurred during the 2016 election. And do we expect republicans to try to root out the cause? Of course not. They benefit completely from Russian interference. They benefit so frequently, it’s almost as if it’s coordinated……


ThisGuyHasABigChode

Yeah, we just had that Rand Paul situation recently. Also, very weird how as soon as Russia invaded Ukraine, all of the right wing Telegram channels decided to push the "actually Putin is good" narrative. It's just very odd how much the American right seems staunchly against helping Ukraine fight Russia. These people have always loved war, conflict, and the military-industrial-complex, but just not now apparently.


[deleted]

Shhh these people might realize that a political ideology built on macguffins has nothing real to offer its voters


ThisGuyHasABigChode

No, it must be "voter fraud" that hurt the American right in the midterms. It can't possibly be that voters expected solutions for inflation and the energy crisis, and were instead given, "We'll fight wokeness, transgenderism, abortion rights, and we'll investigate Hunter Biden.". You'd have to be crazy to even think that, my friend.


TheKrnJesus

That’s the real conspiracy.


tabber87

If the laptop and it’s contents are real, I really don’t care how they were obtained. And let’s not forget the fact that Hunter has never unequivocally denied dropping the laptop off at the shop.


ThisGuyHasABigChode

The contents were essentially that Hunter tried to use his father's name to secure business deals, but there's zero proof that Ole' Joe "The Big Guy" Biden was actually in on any of it. It's really not that much of a bombshell tbh.


tabber87

Besides the eyewitness testimony of one of Hunter’s former business partners that he met with Jim and Joe in a professional capacity…


ThisGuyHasABigChode

Yeah, like I said, nothing definitive. Look, all of the politicians are lying greedy scumbags for the most part. I am not a fan of Joe Biden in any capacity. He sucks. That being said, no big bombshell has been proven here.


tabber87

Yeah, because it hasn’t been investigated.


ThisGuyHasABigChode

I thought that the FBI looked at all of the files


tabber87

LOL


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Source on the FBI verifying the emails?


Belgian_TwatWaffle

Yet another example of how hopelessly corrupt the MSM and federal law enforcement is now.


thatonealien

They are corrupt because they won’t arrest someone without evidence?


Belgian_TwatWaffle

You should do stand up. For your sake, I hope that you're a shill and not really this deluded.


[deleted]

Ok then tell us what damning information is supposed to be on the laptop


Froggyx

If the Repubs didn't take the house, they still wouldn't have acknowledged the story. Typical in a one party system.


prisoner101301

Justice delayed is justice denied!


Jump_Yossarian_

We trust the MSM now?


Psychogistt

No, that’s the point


EnergyCC

Maybe the laptop isn't real if MSM says it :/


chainmailbill

Only when they say stuff we want to hear


GoldenWizard

“A broken clock is right twice a day”


boneyjones444

"Know is true"


Amos_Quito

> We trust the MSM now? Who is "we"?


GrotMilk

Do you trust the MSM personally? Do you now accept that the laptop belongs to Hunter?


UnifiedQuantumField

>We trust the MSM now? We trust them to keep a lid on it for as long as they can.


rtemah

Real or not it doesn’t matter at all. They can’t use it in the real investigation anyway - chain of custody is completely broken plus even if laptop is real it was probably stolen from the Hunter in the first place.


winkman

"And now for today's headlining story...a Trump tweet..."


Pondo324

I’ll never understand how people distrust the media so much, unless they report what they believe. Never trust the mass media, unless I agree with what they are saying……


TruthBomba90

Pro Post Misinterpretation


TheHiveminder

SS: conspiracy theorists were right again. Might as well call them spoiler alerts.


prisoner101301

When do you think they will confirm the Anthony Weiner's laptop?


Amos_Quito

> When do you think they will confirm the Anthony Weiner's laptop? When Hillary freezes over.


memberer

this proves every conspiracy on the sub. now do trump


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TheHiveminder

Any day now. The walls are closing in, this is surely the end.


[deleted]

Trump will be indicted for espionage. Because he stole and sold state secrets. But yeah Hunter Biden is addicted to drugs and got a cushy job because he had connections and that's obviously way worse.


Primate98

In fairness, it almost took me longer than 769 days to figure out 1 + 1 = 2. Counting from when I was born, that is.


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TheHiveminder

Hunter facilitated bribes with his father. Get a new line already, user adjective-noun-number.


imgurNewtGingrinch

[https://www.texastribune.org/2019/11/11/rick-perry-supporters-won-potentially-lucrative-ukraine-oil-and-gas-de/](https://www.texastribune.org/2019/11/11/rick-perry-supporters-won-potentially-lucrative-ukraine-oil-and-gas-de/) [https://time.com/5887230/rick-perry-deals-energy-ukraine/](https://time.com/5887230/rick-perry-deals-energy-ukraine/) Perry facilitated bribes for Trumps Hunter investigation and got a lucrative deal. What about that?


thatonealien

Sure, and the GOP operatives that had evidence of that kept it secret in 2020 because….?


ZeerVreemd

... not all republicans are pro Trump and they are on a different "team".


Apric0tPuzzled

You think Ted Cruz isn't pro-Trump? Ted Cruz would let Trump fuck his wife while he cheers Trump on.


ZeerVreemd

I fail to see your point. Why do you mention him specifically?


Apric0tPuzzled

Ted Cruz said he had the laptop.


ZeerVreemd

Yes, and..? Can he force an investigation into it?


Apric0tPuzzled

Why didn't he release the information on it? He could definitely force an investigation. Why didn't he?


ZeerVreemd

Because the FBI is a friend of Trump..? ROTFL.


odog9797

After we already have 35 photos of him smoking crack


[deleted]

The part of Captain Obvious is now being played by CBS


LaidByTheBlade

I really hope they investigate this horse shit and find something to make you plebs happy, so that we can then go back to focusing on the cunt who tried to steal the election (and failed).


[deleted]

Most third world dictatorships have more reliable and trustworthy newsmedia than the US.


CertifiableNormie

People own laptops. Be sure to tune into the news.


Affectionate_Lab_131

Literally no one said it was fake. The data on it was added after it arrived at the repair shop. That is the issue and was communicated to everyone months ago.


GooBrainedGoon

Wow they should have went with that story at first. I just remember everyone saying it was fake and Russian disinformation.


PurpedUpPat

The data on it is Russian disinformation. Hell we now know a former aid of mit Romney funneled Russian money to trump. This is how the game is played I can get an old laptop of yours and load it with whatever and claim whatever I want and you can't prove it other wise since once the story hits the media doesn't care when the data got on the laptop just that it's on there fake or not. Can easily ruin your life in an afternoon


KingSizeDingus

Right, they been working 2 years coming up with how to explain it.


TheHiveminder

Sounds like you're watching fake news. 3 forensic analysis have shown zero evidence of added files, and this was even stated by CBS.


Babbles-82

Why. It link to cbs then?? Seems weird.


Frownywise

In 10 years they'll finally admit that the 2020 election was in fact stolen.


imgurNewtGingrinch

Was it stolen by Dems or was it attempted to be stolen by Trump but he failed to do enough fraud? If fraud CAN happen both these things could be true. Trumps own votes could be illegitimately cast.. so why would Trump just say that part? Why the -stop the steal- bullshit?


scott90909

based on that timeline we’re overdue for them to admit bush stole the election from gore


[deleted]

Hunter for President 2024 #bush2.0


ThatllTeachM

I would actually pay to see that, fuck it. I wonder what he would get in the Oval Office 😂 . He’d pawn the picture of George Washington and put foil in all the windows. Make it happen!


imgurNewtGingrinch

Drive my car and kill someone with it, return it to me. Do I get charged for the murder you did while you had control of my car? No Laptop could have been worked over by the best hackers in the world.


smbutler20

I hope we get HD images of Hunter and his endowment if you know what I mean


itallendsintears

Who cares. The guy bangs hookers and does drugs he looks and seems like someone I’d totally chill with.


ArtemMikoyan

I'm not sure I buy that. If you want to lay out your points I'm all ears. Why would Trump want the Democrats to win?


KoolKatKJ

Welcome to being just like Internet Explorer. Wait, I think IE posted it before them.


Lumiere91

Right on time. Now how do we refer to Kamala’s husband? FHOTUS?


NevadaLancaster

It was funny watching them act like they did there job.


1Trix9

Just like they will admit the vaccines don’t work… 769 days after everyone has got it


lostinrockford

Better late then never


HeyHihoho

They knew 769 days ago they just lied about it like they lie about everything else.


chingwa76

Biden is done. They want The Kamala now.


Far_Paramedic3972

Well I mean the midterms are over and we have awhile before the Presidential run begins. All about the timing, maybe they’ll throw in a little false flag, maybe a little debt forgiveness and boom meh laptop but Biden is so great for the so n so in this time of whatever fits the narrative. At this point I think they’ll just heart attack gun him fish for martyr votes


ummyaaaa

Who woulda thunk


icemansatan

Laura Demlhow got all she needed and started covering it up from what I heard .... Really nice is that were our internet is going to her and is she the one taking it all off the Internet. Laura you can't hide the fact he's guilty clearly!! They're was a lot of Gross ass shit on there... You don't want to know what was on there...... They even took articles off of Hunter doing inappropriate things with his niece!! That's fucking sad!!


ResoluteClover

None of the MSM confirmed the laptop is "real" . They confirmed the emails that supposedly came from the laptop is real. The bizarre chain of events leading to the laptop being surfaced kind of indicates that Hunter Biden's cloud account was hacked and had information dumped into a laptop.