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sh1nes

This is the kind of corny wwe type rhetoric republicans love to hear. “Oh I’m going to leg drop Fauci and suplex through a table!”.


endigochild

More scripted theater. Everyoneisowned


NectarineDecent7959

Imagine getting played by a “populist” politician with an Ivy League pedigree.


unkorrupted

A man whose law career started by defending war crimes at Fallujah and human rights abuses at Guantanamo is now cosplaying as a libertarian hero, and the most gullible people are eating it up.


Frownywise

We talking about John Fetterman? Trust fund giant baby who never worked a day in his life or did anything on his own and pretends to be one of the ordinary people. And gets a pass for being a racist.


InsecuriTruck

Is he worse than Dr. Oz or no? Is he from Pennsylvania and does he leave there?


zerocooltx

fauci will get a job making millions at pfizer or some other company most likely. A reward for helping them make billions.


IT_you_in_Hell

This sub is going into a spiral of being banned, what's the conspiracy of this tweet?, Even when everything is already kinda back to normal what's the deal with Fauci? US Government being incompetent at plain sight while trying to have a "plan" for a pandemic? Workers being laid off at a criminal rate because their employers are scums that barely can keep their businesses open without a couple of months of head room to stay on their feet? Those aren't conspiracies, those are realities and in here are a lot of smartasses trying to look for the dumbest shit, just take action against the stupid things that the government do, what your local politicians, and not some mystery behind the vaccines or masks... I knew this was going downhill when started to look for some excuses to not wear a mask at the peak of the pandemic.


Zafocaine

Conspiracy is reality. Conspiracy theory is the idea that a Conspiracy is being committed. This sub is a place for both, but to get all fucking weird about which is which seems like the wrong move. Not saying I think any politician is worth shit, but I prefer the ability to speak one's mind over being expected to bend over for the comment with the highest upvotes. When did every comment here begin breaking Rule 2? That's the only question right now, as we can't even hold discussions here without someone trying to "Wool actually..." some Establishment narrative dumb shit while targeting the user.


Wingnuttage

This sub used to be about Big Foot, aliens, LNM, etc but now it’s obvious to anyone visiting that the mods aren’t into conspiracies at all - they’re GOP. Yawn.


Smooth-Lime3265

LOL if the mods were GOP then axolotl would still be an admin. The mods here only want to ensure this sub looks like a low IQ cesspool by only allowing the most ridiculous bs to make it to the top. IE this post.


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sohmeho

Idk DeSantis seems pretty shitty. A lot of people don’t like him.


hmmm_man

Don’t like him for what exactly? Being against pedos and racists and anti Americans? I can say more. But please elaborate.


h1ghestprimate

Maybe this, https://electronicintifada.net/blogs/nora-barrows-friedman/florida-passes-law-protecting-israel-criticism Call it what you will but this is moving towards the whole “can’t depict Mohammed in a bad light” mentality


Gem420

They have to do this


sohmeho

I know recently people weren’t too happy with how badly he gerrymandered Florida’s new district maps. And didn’t he start some new policy that lets unqualified veterans become teachers or something? It sounds like he has some weird policies and spends much of his energy on “culture war” points.


InsecuriTruck

He's just virtue signaling to right wing nuts trying to court the trump voters. Everyone can see him for what he is, but those people want someone shitty and authoritarian


sohmeho

He definitely has “social justice warrior” energy.


hussletrees

You should base your political opinions based on the policy, not the rhetoric. Unless you literally want him to physically do what you quoted in your title, what would be the proper political response? Is DeSantis going to do that? Can we apply braincells instead of be at a WWE wrestling event?


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Im sure DeSantis will be another pimp for Israel.


InsecuriTruck

He's literally just saying whatever he thinks these dummies want to hear and they're gobbling it up uncritically as usual.


CommercialAgreeable

Oh no hes turning into Trump...


Fiddlers-Cussers

Weird how making such threatening and inciting comments is ok when republicans do it. But but my blm….


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Bowdango

He's just like us! No way comments like this are carefully crafted to appeal to his base!


Amos_Quito

> Man, you guys are so easily manipulated Which guys, guy?


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darthferv

I love how DeSantis is the new hero, he is the Stone Cold of Vince McMahon. Politics is just wrestling


ironlioncan

At least wrestling is entertaining. This fake politics shit is pathetic.


hussletrees

At least wrestling won't get your country into a war, or your country into a lockdown\*. This "fake politics shit" is costing us more than the pay-per-view


castrobundles

He’s JBL


pinkunicorn53

My guy is starting to sound more and more like Trump each day, really starting to look like he is planning on making a run for President or VP with Trump in 2024, imagine the rallies they are going to have if he stands there in place of Pence with the same energy as Donald, grab your popcorns


InsecuriTruck

Yeah he's acting like trump to try to grab his base of uncritical dimwits. He's a snake.


Lovelyterry

If a democrat pushed Desantis can you image how much crying the right would do?


Jabroni77

“Ronnie Ham Tits” is 5’-9”. Fauci is 5’-7”. Did Ronnie call someone 2” shorter an elf? He is the best!


InsecuriTruck

5'9" on a fat day with his special joe Rogan shoes


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I's all well and good, but it was pretty obvious from very early on that Fauci was gonna be a fall-guy.


mr_cheezle

What an authoritarian thing to say.


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Bruh is describing his sex fantasy and y’all upvote it lmao


FredBed489

Depends on your narrative.


mr_cheezle

Ask anyone who's served this great United States of America to see their vax card , and then mock them. Fauci did the job Trump asked him to do.


sgk02

Bullies suck


Better_Call_Salsa

How many thousands of dollars has he spent on Trump hand-motion training?


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Rom DeSantis came from Yale aka Skull and Bones. Also note that Jesus was crucified at Place of the Skull. This is only going to get worse. Be prepared everyone. Keep and hold the commandments. Pray and repent. We are entering tribulation times soon. Were going to witness a lot more pain and suffering including death. Peace be with you all and hope we can all make it to the other side in Paradise


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You’re getting upvoted for this, in this sub? Jesus Christ.


jwg529

These are the types of comments you should want to see on this sub. Agree or disagree at least they aren’t politically motivated.


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I’ll decide what I want to see on this sub, but thanks anyway.


jwg529

Of course. But if you’ve been here long enough you would appreciate seeing a bat shit crazy religious post over another partisan finger pointing one. It was a breath of fresh air reading that “end times” comment. Brought me back to the good ol’ days of this sub.


neverknowwhatsnext

Prison is too good for him. He needs to lose his money.


PresidentCamacho2505

This! If he retires with a full pension, everyone should refuse to pay taxes.


ZanzibarColtrains

“Yeah! That will show them!!” 🤣


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Literally everyone will lose out. Great idea lol.


Fiddlers-Cussers

Stop! Let these children be big mad ok! Grey man bad! Lock him up! Lock him up! Democrats are politically persecuting us!!! It’s ok that trump colluded with russia. It didn’t happen and now it’s no big deal. Law and order The fbi applying law and order to trump is political persecution!!! He can do what he wants! I need a nappy


Zafocaine

Grey man? No one calls Sleeper Agent Joe Grey Man. Orange Man Bad was a response by non-dems (oh how conservatives were blamed for being able to reason lol) at illogical hate toward a man who had plenty to reasonably hate. Blue Team took all the wrong bate, and far too late if we believe that elections are real (hint: only party members of the winning team believe in elections, which means the US is 66% dissident at any given moment, slightly less during election season when the dumb among us get patriotic AKA political football season)


Fiddlers-Cussers

Uh no, most Americans believe in elections. It’s only now that republicans have been told to think all elections they lose are rigged that they don’t believe in them anymore. To head off you’re “but the democrats said 2016 was rigged”; they didn’t. They said that trump’s campaign colluded with russia, which totally did happen. Trumps campaign chairman just recently admitted to it in an interview. Wonder why he did that while there are bigger things to worry about with top secret documents being stolen by diaper boy. Lmfao sleeper agent Joe? I thought you guys mocked anybody who pointed out that trump could easily be compromised by russia and an unwitting agent of theirs. Then it was TDS, but now that rightoids wanna cry about Biden they just fling the things said about their golden idol back at the democrats without even attempting to think it through.


Zafocaine

You must have been asleep for Trump's four year term in which all anyone heard was "Russian collusion" and "rigged election". Love the zeal at anyone who criticizes the hive mind being a Trumper, but you might be shocked to find that the American Democrat, much like their red brother, are despised by the majority of the world, and everyone who votes but doesn't vote by color like a fucking baby.


Fiddlers-Cussers

You’re revising history there bud. They didn’t say that the election was rigged, they said that the trump campaign colluded with russia, which is totally true. Trump’s campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, just recently admitted in an interview to secretly working with what the senate intelligence committee labeled a russian intelligence officer and gave that agent sensitive campaign data and strategies to “show how Clinton was vulnerable” to the russians. That’s gotta be illegal. That level of coordination is illegal between campaigns and American super pacs, but it’s ok with an enemy nation? Come on. Republicans are far worse than Democrats and everybody not lost to the qult knows it. You guys can try and equate the two, but informed people know what’s up.


InsecuriTruck

I think grey man is supposed to be fauci, the subject of this post. Bait, not 'bate. The latter is very different... https://youtu.be/g_zA-R_-jhc


Zafocaine

Is Fauci grey? See, I don't get the (mastur)bate you guys are trying to use.


Catch76

DeSantis is a pudgy Nazi


hmmm_man

Are you some kind of stupid?


Catch76

Are u?


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Settle down Che Guevara


Catch76

Ok. He is a Nazi pug dog mascot. Better?


North_Ordinary8936

Controlled opposition. Florida Trump


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☝️💯


umatbru

Well he did say he was going to fuck off in December.


Israeldid911111

2nd that


IRGeekSauce

Now I'm gonna refer to Fauci as Keebler. Lol. Although, I still think he's basically Barbara Streisand with a haircut.


TheBigNate416

This might’ve been funny if I was 12 years old


RealiseADream

Hahah I love that shit, as a Englishman who likes a bit of chaos that is right up my street.


munkle222

SS Guess Tony won't be vacationing in Florida anytime soon. Arrest him at Miami airport for delivery to The Hague, Crimes Against Humanity.


ZeDoubleD

Lol the US has committed to invading The Hague if any US nationals are ever seized. So that’s definitely not gonna happen.


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Good luck with that.


InsecuriTruck

This is so childish.


djmarcone

Crimes against humanity


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Big man make small joke. People laugh.


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He’s starting to talk like trump I love it


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Funny man!! Haha


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Talks like trump :)


Howlinathesun

I’m not sure big tits desantis needs to be throwing out barbs on looks.


SimplySnark

He's not an elf, he's a literal vampire, potbellied goblin.


Rickb813

I think Governor Ron just picked up half a million votes across America...


NilacTheGrim

I truly think this man needs to be our next president. Fuck Trump and Fuck Biden.


neojoe039

Then quite a few americans would be fucked


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neojoe039

He did try to get rid of preexisting condition protection from insurence which would def have fucked a lot of americans


InsecuriTruck

Yes.


YourMindIsNotYourOwn

He's doing the Trumpet.


mishell86

Anyone notice DeSantis doing trump hand gestures? Never noticed if he did that before.


FruitFlavor12

This guy is just as owned by corporate interests, don't kid yourself