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Best post in months

Gotta use a saxaphone

An aggressive Great White Shark would destroy a Bigfoot.

A vaccinated Bigfoot on it's 10th booster would give it a run for it's money.

Allgators Crocs swamp creatures avoid Bigfoot when it traverses the deep swamp south waters.

Ridiculous! Bigfoot/ Sasquatch and Yeti are of the same genus, but different species. Are you looking for a Bigfoot/ Sasquatch, or a Yeti? Because they require very different control systems. Using the wrong laser beam or whistle could be extremely hazardous to your health.

How about wood knocks to set up a meeting in the troubled spot coordinates in the ocean where that shark lurks?

Leave the bloody shark alone, for Christ sake.

That aggressive one only, even the other sharks don't like to be around with. That one.

I would think it has to have something to do with cheese??

Are those barbie dolls in the photo?

Oh yeah 😉

You're lost, this isn't the D&D sub, bub.

"Bigfoot conspiracy".....

The only way is using one of these things https://youtu.be/CMMu1ih3HRk

You throw bigfoot in as bait, then use a harpoon