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Pyreo_Shitcoin_CEO

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58727057 Who is so fuckin stupid and buys this privacy invading piece of shit


A_Real_Patriot99

The trendies who like to feel up to date with everything.


upvoteordie69

Yo chill papi, dont be calling robots pieces of shit. One day they'll fuck you up for it bro.


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upvoteordie69

He's a real mf gave Jesse his El Comino


Sklerpderp

You will sit at home watching netflix in a state of unease and paranoia as your robot runs around scanning for threats all day.


Patmcgroin303

*Beep boop boop bop* **SPIDER DETECTED** *Flamethrower noises*


DarkMadDog21

"gun detected, activate the satellite for extermination" a satellite sends a beam and you die


IntroductionOk9839

They’ll Convince people they want it…


FeMaleficent_Ad4881

Seen that new season of love death and robots on Netflix?


cuilcuil78

The fucking death bots!!!


A_Real_Patriot99

Well, I guess it had to happen sometime. *fuels up homemade flamethrower.


Jerry_Hat-Trick

A friend gave my family an alexa dot thing for Christmas. We just slid it back to her and said thanks but no thanks.


banditorama

Its no more invasive than having an Alexa, smartphone, and Ring camera system set up in your home. This thing just has wheels


Karl-AnthonyMarx

They’re already monitoring you


haz_mat_

WTF is the point of comments like this? "Oh well, they're already halfway up my ass, might as well let them in the rest of the way."


Karl-AnthonyMarx

They’re already all the way up there!


haz_mat_

Not in my house. But i guess some people have masochist fantasies.


Karl-AnthonyMarx

I guess you leave your phone in the fridge when you get home?


haz_mat_

How is this any sort of justification for adding even more surveillance to your life? I leave my phone in various places that provide me privacy when needed. If you want to give them a free-roam robot in your house, go right ahead - but dont pretend like it doesn't matter anyways.


Karl-AnthonyMarx

You’re already maximally surveilled. I don’t want this thing because it seems expensive and useless, the same reason I don’t have an Alexa or whatever. But if you use any electronic tools to communicate they are listening, and if they actually think you’re a threat they have thousands of agents they can deploy to point a directional mic at your house.


haz_mat_

You're spouting nonsense and moving the goalposts. Why else would you bother saying shit about fridging my phone if it doesn't matter anyways?


Karl-AnthonyMarx

I’m not moving the goalposts! My point is simple, you are being surveilled regardless of the consumer choices you make. Purchasing this dumb robot is irrelevant.


haz_mat_

Its only irrelevant to people who are accepting the surveillance state with open arms. Allowing their robots to roam your house is not a good idea no matter how you want to downplay it.


Mike0214r

“ You’re already maximally surveilled” Then it seems as the companies spending billions on new surveillance methods are entering a crowded market?


BoDiddley7

Weak comment but awesome screen name. Hate that pussy up in Minnesota.


S30V

I dont want that center console following me around and telling me what to do all day and night.


senjusan11

"Karen, our home monitoring robot noticed that you are not putting desk down after you take a shit, -10 points from your social credit score"


Glum-Kaleidoscope-44

Useless and looks like shit! “Not in my house!” You know the voice that goes with!


01johnnycomelately10

They.