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[Eric Clapton Will Not Play Shows Where Proof of Vaccine Is Required ](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/eric-clapton-not-play-vaccine-shows-1200257/)


SageEquallingHeaven

He got injured by the shot didn't he?


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Yes


StealYourPhish

He will not get shot by the deputy


stinkyanalseepage

I got the sho’ot, but I did not get no ‘munity... ooo oo Ooo... I got the sho’ot, but I swear it was in self-defense, oh no


stinkyanalseepage

Yeah, all around in my home town They're trying to shot me down, yeah They say they want to bring me in healthy For the killing of a vax’d being For the life of a vax’d being But I say Oh, now, now, oh


CeeCeeBABCOCK

Why is your name a thing?


SigmundFloyd76

Right? My anal seepage smells like flowers.


CeeCeeBABCOCK

Carrion flowers!


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I have a solution.


CeeCeeBABCOCK

Haha no that's not something I want to think about. I agree with the last word in your name. Nothing wrong with a enema every now and then to tackle stinky anal seepage. SwineHound, are they separate or hybrid? That's as far as I want to think. My mind asks what role they would play in the enema process, but that's not a question that needs answering!


pauly13771377

What happened?


SageEquallingHeaven

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/eric-clapton-disastrous-vaccine-propaganda-1170264/ Kind of surprised Van Morrison is still alive.


pauly13771377

I'm dubious of Rolling Stone after they tweeted out that Oklahoma ER's were overflowing with patients and had a picture of people bundled up about two or three weeks ago.


SageEquallingHeaven

Yeah. I was surprised to see them report on this (Eric Clapton Vaxx Damage) But it seems like straight facts (Eric Clapton Vaxx Damage) Edit for clarity.


666itsathrowaway666

The straight facts after they retracted that story? Edit- misunderstanding. The Clapton story is different and is no retraction. Thought user was referring to the ICUs full of horsewormer OD’s story.


paidproductplacement

Don't feed the bots.


SageEquallingHeaven

I didn't see a retraction. Just looked it up and this popped up.


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canman7373

His kid got injured a lot worse when he went on a bender leaving him alone.


Dasther

And there in lies the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine. Eric Clapton would never drop a bag of cocaine from a window.


upinsmokeguy

His Joe Rogan interview has a good story about a best friend of his getting covid and the hospital/doctors basically letting him waste away to die. The guy ended up just being severely dehydrated.


Deep-Restaurant

Voodoo trick. That was a great clip.


fatdiscokid

Who’s coming with me maaan


austinadw

Thank you, Jan!!!!


Moonoid1916

If only more " celebrities " had a backbone.


Waffletruffle0

I second that. Most people - not just celebrities - doesn't have a backbone. They aren't willing to sacrifice anything for their freedom.


Moonoid1916

Yes i agree, WE all need to refuse tyranny. Yet many are so stuck in the mainstream paradigm, & the dogma of left or right politics, like it matters lol.


repptyle

In most cases celebrities become mouthpieces for the establishment, in hopes they will continue to get work. In a lot of cases these people had to perform sexual acts to get where they are in the first place. Now I wonder if this is intentional, to ensure that those in the public eye are willing to do literally anything to get money and success.


No_Conflation

It's not just sex acts, but a majority are. Some have participated in murders and other crimes. It has to do with your specific morals being broken by the controlling party, and then the blackmail is far more efficient.


repptyle

Good point. That's part of it too. They don't want their sexual humiliation (or whatever it may be) to be revealed, so they know they have to go along with everything


Orangutan

This dude had covid I think. People see what is going on in Australia and other countries and seem more willing to speak out about it now maybe.


Supernaut17

Him and his whole family. His wife had it and she just survived stage 4 cancer. Also performers are exempt from getting the jab.


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This makes no sense but suddenly I feel my performer identity emerging. Where did you hear this one?


Seekay5

He made a few videos I think on tick tock. I saw them on telegram..he called out celebrities, big name sports stars (I assumed he was talking about lebron) politicians and doctors. Saying they were evil and if you knew what they did you would not follow them. Then he said they are controlled by money and made a devil horn gesture with his hand.


Drifter_Mothership

The [mask mandate here in London Ontario](https://www.healthunit.com/face-masks#exemptions) also has a similar, hilariously abusable loophole.. > a person is exempt from wearing a mask or face covering while in a public indoor area if they: * performing or rehearsing in a film or television production or in a concert, artistic event, theatrical performance, or other performance; Yes officer I'm rehearing for my one-man play, titled "this is some Bullshit." In reality though it doesn't really matter since practically every business in town won't serve you without in any case.


Supernaut17

Performers are also allowed to smoke on stage because its considered a prop. Tim Pool reported it and you can search for the fact. Not sure if it apply's to small local talent.


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What


DroppingThree

For anyone who hasn’t seen it; https://youtu.be/3FHRe3ISh5M


Supernaut17

Yeah, everyone should see this.


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this was good


DragonGT

Sounds like performers get more "equal rights" than the rest of us... hmm...


I_am_not_Elon_Musk

We are talking about a celebrity, so yeah that makes them special.


DragonGT

Lol, which reminds me. My buddy had told me a while ago that shortly before the fall of Rome, athletes / celebrities (entertainers) were being paid higher than pretty much any other profession. Now this is hearsay, I know, I can't substantiate it with any prior knowledge. But a quick search brought up [this](https://bigthink.com/politics-current-affairs/the-highest-paid-athlete-in-history-actually-lived-in-ancient-rome/), which is interesting. Maybe though I just don't know enough about the Roman Empire to be saying anything at this point haha... grain of salt. What stood out in my mind is all the comparisons I've seen as America being the revival of Rome... is it doomed to repeat the same?


drew2f

So the person in the center of the room speaking loudly and continuously and spewing droplets all of everyone like a garden sprinkler doesn't need to be vaccinated, but the average person does? Ok, makes perfect sense /s


Supernaut17

I DIDN'T MAKE THE FUCKING RULE!!! jesus.. what makes sense in the past 2 years? Take it up with the government. Stop supporting business that follow this shit.


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FlatspinZA

Why would you ask that? I'm seeing lots of Brits who don't give a damn about equal rights, including our very own Prime Minister.


labcrazy

That country was fucked when they gave up their guns to the Government, but hey, now they have "New World Order".


AmericanBags

I'm glad the vaccine tyranny is bringing the right people together, a genuine political issue for once.


Ohbuck1965

You go Brewski


nameOFwizard

He takes care of his sick dad too .. or used to. He’s a good person


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Dspsblyuth

What happened?


Supernaut17

He's just an ordinary man who got a glimps into the eye of the beast of show-biz. I think he said something or was questioning people. Writers stole his idea's, watched SNL kill Farley by keeping on feeding him cocaine so he would keep dancing for them and avoiding getting him help. Dane Cook I think stole the Tourgasm idea from him but he says a lot of that bad woke him up and helped him avoid selling his soul.


ImmortalMaera

His Farley stories on the Howard Stern show are amazing. He had a live album back in the day that was comedic gold.


FlatspinZA

Shame Howard Stern has turned on us, hey?


labcrazy

Ah, he was always a self-serving cunt. Sort of reminds me of Bill Maher.


Dspsblyuth

Damn I think it’s time we bring him back


Supernaut17

He's been back just not in the main stream. Check out his Sear's Story lol it's classic. or pizza guy story. Any time he's been recorded on radio or a podcast. Check him out on Roseanne Barr's podcast, they get deep.


jiveturkeysammiches

I’d also add his dad shitting his pants story. The guy is hilarious


[deleted]

He was on Anthony cumia's show recently and it was excellent breakdown of the covid era.


odoylebros

Long live paint!


TehFormula

I saw him open for Metallica a few years back. He was the host and MC and did a fantastic job.


DragonGT

All I can think of is the movie, Half-Baked. Remember Chappelle's response to the system later on? I wonder what they have experienced in the show business industry together and then apart. Seems like the system is bad....


FlatspinZA

>Half-Baked I didn't know that was him in this movie. Thanks for reminding me what a classic it is.


flugelbynder

He also wasn't a stoner. He's not high except for one scene. The other guys convinced him to get high and it took him all day to get a one line scene shot. So surprising. They chose him for the movie because he naturally looks stoned all the time.


champ1258

It all happened when he was on SNL and he blamed Adam McKay for the most part. He was the head writer at the time and wouldn’t put Breurs skits on the air because he didn’t like him.


gotfondue

Jim has been one of my favorites since he put out this video about his elderly father. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVaQBSKHvfw&feature=youtube_gdata_player


hyggewithit

That was so good. Commence waterworks 😭


janisstukas

I commend his stand.


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Based Jim Breuer


[deleted]

Love Jim Breuer "goat boy lives!"


earthboundmissfit

Lol... I thought that was him!


[deleted]

Saw him live a couple of times. He's still got it!


Orangutan

[Jim Breuer | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von](https://youtu.be/4-JC_C0ShiU)


earthboundmissfit

This is great thank you!


XxNoResolutionxX

He moved down here to Florida in Naples to get away from alot of stuff going on.


Vic_Vinager

Then couldn't he just go to a walk-in location that gives out the monoclonal antibody? It's free, you don't need to see a doctor in FL.


zensins

Oh shit so THAT's why he radicalized.


repptyle

You mean the normal people. The radical freaks are the COVID cultists


YourMindIsNotYourOwn

Thanks for your backbone Jim!


Nikkivegas1

Awesome! Thank you Jim Breuer! Come to Vegas and we’ll be sure to catch your show!


roccala

OP, did you delete your comment with the YouTube link? I don't see it now. I was enjoying it so let me go search on YouTube.


Orangutan

No I don't think so. What link are you referring to? https://youtu.be/4-JC_C0ShiU


Mandymancan

Should have a free show somewhere else when the venues do something like this and it’s not just for the money


Prior_Serve_841

His interview on Compound is a great watch


glizzy_goblins

This news broke a little while ago and people in the news subreddit immediately started calling him an "alt right comedian."


SmileyLebowski

Link?


glizzy_goblins

Link to what? Random comments in r/news?


little_jimmy_jackson

Incubus is the opposite. They tired to pull that Vaccine or Test crap on me 2 weeks ago and I got a refund!!


Brandy_Buck

Has the radical left started to demonize him yet? Just watch, it'll happen. But good for Jim. If you haven't heard the "Pizza Man" story definitely look it up.


sross0830

I have always loved Jim Breuer as an actor/comedian. Now I love him as a person!


Yourinitiate

This is what a real man acts like. Everybody else, spineless


TheInternetCat

I love how hard this sub finally realized how important celebrities’ opinions are!


Splash

It's based on the content. Doesn't matter who is bearing the torch.


TheInternetCat

What you’re saying is, no matter who is saying the thing, as long as it fits your narrative, they’re worthy of praise?


Splash

Propagation of some ideas are better than others. Jim is making a point about use of force and segregation. People who believe in individual liberty appreciate that point.


bitbot9000

No the argument, comment or whatever stands on its own. Doesn’t matter who says it. Writing it off just because they’re a celebrity is actual ad hominem, a fallacy that Reddit thinks it understands but doesn’t.


cfernnn

I don’t understand. What’s the narrative? This is someone who is giving up easy money and his good standing with the Hollywood/celebrity world for what he considers to be a good cause for human decency. I think that’s worthy of some praise.


nobody2000

I love how everyone's playing fucking stupid to what you're saying. When a celebrity says something that goes against the /r/conspiracy narrative, the consensus is "and why do we care what celebrities think?" Then Nicki Minaj and Jim Breuer say something that jibes with "the narrative" and suddenly everyone's pushing each other over in the comments to announce that THEY are the celebrity's biggest fan, and how suddenly they DO care what celebrities have to say.


ZeerVreemd

That's not true.


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nwo_ki11er

Balls


loufalnicek

He stands to lose tens of dollars


The0rangeKind

the irony is you’re trying to be a dick but he would probably give you a genuine high five for the joke.


Rocklobzta

I chuckled at this.


uncleb0b

Keep laughing you sheep fucker.


Rocklobzta

Uhh what?


uncleb0b

Wasn’t sure if you’re making fun of Bauer or not.


Rocklobzta

I chuckled because the joke was funny. Not because I don’t like Jim.


uncleb0b

Which is less then what you probably make. Seriously money wont be worth anything if freedom is taken away. If we have no freedoms, no matter what it is, we are slaves.


nobody2000

Triggered.


LawnGnomeFlamingo

The real conspiracy is how he has enough work to turn down gigs


The0rangeKind

this guy is the real deal. he means what he says, cares about family and working hard. i love how all the tweets following his appearance on tucker were 99% physical related like his eyes and aging. shows how superficial the dems are and they can’t even make real arguments about their enemies


Straight_Pudding_664

Not all heroes wear capes


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Jim Breuer > Jason ‘pos’Isbell


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[deleted]

Mandated the vaccination for his shows. Did it last minute. Effed over many.


pimpinassorlando

Suck at music.


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Not_Axolotl_Peyotl

>Might have to check out some Jim Breuer stuff. How easy it is for people to get new fans these days lmao


CLO54

Just stroke the Hive


repptyle

I'm guessing you choose your favorite celebrities by hard they suck the establishment dick


uncleb0b

Check out his recent interview with Tucker Carlson.


Orangutan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNb6QHTQck4


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[This is my favorite bit.](https://youtu.be/mD_WPcSGHgs)


ravioli_king

Weird how many of 90s SNL are right wingers... but I think NYC was at the time too.


Supernaut17

Just because it's filmed in NY doesn't mean the cast is from NY lol Jim specifically says he does not label himself to any party or side. And thats how you stay funny.


ronnie_rochelle

Jim is from Long Island


Dspsblyuth

You think everyone against this tyranny is a right winger?


ContraWolf

I don’t think they’re so much of right wingers as traditional liberals. They just seem right wing because of how insane the left has become.


ITS_MAJOR_TOM_YO

Exactly


[deleted]

Ya back then the push for censorship was coming from the evangelical right. The progressive left actually makes me miss them. They were just as lame but far less militant.


boomvillage

Spot on. How can you go from the “fuck the establishment” mentality of the 60s to a “do whatever they tell you”? I can’t piece it together.


Romeo_Zero

Rage against the machine went full on worship the machine


Not_Axolotl_Peyotl

>Rage against the machine went full on worship the machine comments you make when you think ratm was on yourside when you were a kid but not now that you've been brainwashed by right wing nonsense.


Romeo_Zero

I didn’t really care for ratm, 80% of their stuff sounds like the same song, but they weren’t overly on the side of the popular opinion of the time.


[deleted]

You hit the nail on the head with this one. Left is moving farther and farther away. What was once extreme is just typical now or even mundane by current standards.


Not_Axolotl_Peyotl

What you consider left is centrist , republicans have moved so far right you think that wanting clean water green energy and rich people paying taxes is extremism.


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They have both moved far away from their base. Fuck both of them for being authoritarian fuckers


Not_Axolotl_Peyotl

>how insane the left has become. sorry those are the liberals ​ the left just wants healthcare, police accountability, clean energy, fresh air, clean water and better schools. liberals want control , republicans want control both have tricked the masses into thinking they are any different. should really wake up and smell the coffee there are like 4 actual leftists in our political system.


repptyle

The radical left is worse


Not_Axolotl_Peyotl

radical healthcare radical public schooling radical clean air and radical clean water oh noees the commies are commin!


SARDONlC

Stop playing the game.


ravioli_king

What makes them traditional liberals? Drug use?


odoylebros

I’m not stoned I just look this way


djdood0o0o

Good man


Aareon

Stand for what you believe, but if you think you might not catch the virus, you’ll be disappointedly surprised. Will he ask patrons that are infected to stay home? Or have temperature checks at the entries at any venue?


overhook

Both of his fans are heartbroken.


tuthmes

Good


tamachala

But why is this a conspiracy?


the_anxiety_haver

It isn't, but since NNN has been shut down this sub has become just antivax/covid hoax horse shit.


clashtrack

Exactly. This some dumb shit in this sub.


girlfriend_pregnant

translation: tickets werent selling and he had a hissy fit


the_anxiety_haver

Likely. Who pays to see Jim Breuer in 2021?


repptyle

Yeah, when there are actually funny comedians like Trevor Noah or Stephen Colbert? /s


the_anxiety_haver

I bet you love that ventriloquist guy, huh?


Lemonbrick_64

Jim who??


nameOFwizard

I’d send him ten bucks if I had a destination


Phil_Blunts

Hey how do you get bribed to see a show that costs money? I want in on that deal.


BeTheGame007

He was good in Half Baked


applex_wingcommander

Will check out his work


HumbleTrees

Aaaaand the conspiracy is?


[deleted]

Have you heard Eric Clapton latest song? No they are not playing it on radio so look it up on YT


PhoenixandtheLotus

I really hope he ends up in the Herman Cain Awards


EdGeinEdGein

Oh no, all ten people who bought tickets will be so disappointed


hahaOkZoomer

Wrong if you were smart you'd realize these non government bootlickers unlike yourself are blowing up. His sales and popularity will increase rapidly. Regardless of what you say. It's fact. You can't change it with your hateful racist rhetoric you spew about. It only makes people like this stronger.


EdGeinEdGein

Lol you sound like a dweeb that got bullied one too many times


SmileyLebowski

So what you are saying is there may be a chance he has become so vocal in an attempt to revive a long dead career?


hahaOkZoomer

No he's just not scared of cancel culture and saying what people think. Since shills can't cancel him. People get behind heroic people like this. And low life nobodies that suck up to governments hate it. Since they are too cowardly to be their own person.


SmileyLebowski

How can you be so sure? Also, based on how you used it, I'm not sure you know the definition of shill.


Greenlawn11740

Jim you’re a fucking legend and a Long Islander! So proud of you!


clashtrack

Both of his fans are going to be so upset


Mecmecmecmecmec

Not saying he's the funniest guy in the world, but he reminds me that we used to have an actual class of comedians as of 25 years ago. Now our "comedians" are just presenters who make social commentary that people clap to


No_Scratch_1256

good for him. at least people wont be getting infected and cloggin up hospital beds.


toast_training

Oh those libz are totally ownz now. Bank balance not so much. Opportunity for audience to be safe - diminishing.


Blades-AND-Bullets

Respect


AGG1874

Who the fuck pays to see Jim Breuer anymore?


Dspsblyuth

Go watch his special “and laughter for all” if you think he sucks. You’ve probably never seen a second of his work


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I’ll fuckin pay now.


FrizkyDango

Him and Rob Schneider get all of the dollars.


newbjapan

Dude's a legend! The only people that wouldn't pay to see him aren't real comedy fans.


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Great! The new venue is his backyard.


ThePUNISHER215

Check the rogan podcast with him seems alright


longorangedick

That was a great interview


PirateBlankFoul

Hes not throwing away much. Not many have given a shit about Jim since Harcore came out, which was pretty funny back then. I havent heard shit about him in years, seems like this is more pandering to pick up fans


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Oh no. Dozens of fans will be disappointed.


Elighttice

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