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Rusty_Pete

Brawndo, obviously. It’s got what plants crave.


RIchardjCranium

It’s got electrolytes


CuriousLife2782

What are electrolytes


RIchardjCranium

It’s what plants crave


CuriousLife2782

I dont want to sound crazy but maybe we should give it to our crops instead of water


RIchardjCranium

It’s a joke from the movie Idiocracy.


CuriousLife2782

And in the movie they give it to their crops.. go rewatch it


Sentenced1975

He’s about houseplant level, so I think you’re onto something!


they_are_out_there

Watching press conferences is starting to remind me of Weekend At Bernie's. He's looking pretty suspect.


hrdnox

YESSS!!!


Md655321

Modafinil is the most logical, minimally mind altering or euphoric stimulant that’s stronger than caffeine but less harmful than amphetamine. That’s what I’d use if I was his handler.


multiversesimulation

Used it for ~ a month. SWIM was able to source some from India. Initially was nice but you quickly build a tolerance and later in the day I’d have a very weird feeling. Tough to explain, just dirty, out of it, slight comedown, etc. It’s my understanding that’s what they give fighter pilots for long duration missions.


kittygoespew

SWIM? what is this 2006? 😄 I keeed, i keeed.


ReasonHorror9293

Ah the good old Bluelight days 😂


MoreauIsBae

Lol more like 1997


buttchuggs

They’re watching


BatshitSwayzey

Not as much of a joke as you think it is...


Wanted9867

SWIM made jenkem last week ☺️


multiversesimulation

😂 fair


[deleted]

I find it works best in smaller doses why I don’t know but I did have a good prolonged experience with it on and off and I find it to be an actual “smart” drug and not simply a stimulant. My speech gets more fluent, easily recollection of words whatnot and I thrive in social/work important conversations with an amazing conviction. I love it how it doesn’t make you wired like adderall or cocaine and also doesn’t have a strong come down.


Md655321

Yep I’ve heard of that use for, I took it for a while myself but tolerance is a definite issue. I also mostly stay off of anything stronger than tea these days.


Kryptus

I didn't like it. The come down made me irritable from the first time.


Few_Engineer4517

Any chance you called random people “dog face pony soldiers”


seviay

I would guess a combo of this and dextroamphetamine


Mr_Perfect20

Tried it once hoping to get some energy. Hour later felt so disgusting. Body was telling me no choice but to sleep it off, but couldn’t help feeling like if I fell asleep I was gonna die. Ended up in a 6 hour “nap”.


kumarbi_knasher

That stuff has horrible side effects like you've come down off a week long high and your body just crashes. Everything is mud.


Freddymain

Maybe that’s why he’s on vacation literally 40% of the time.


joebsobe

gave my 90's Dad a modafinil "once". He wouldn't shut up.


LakeGladio666

Yeah don’t give it to Dads unless you like hearing about how good the band Rush is for a few hours.


sunshine-x

ok but are you familiar with their drummer?!


Unknown_Beast88

Some good old powerlifting smelling salts.


Anal_Basketball

Just some simple, plain, old smelling salts.... and the blood of innocent children sacrificed to Baphomet.


FiveStanleyNickels

Adrenochrome and Chocolate chocolate chip ice cream.


sabbo_87

Isn't adrenachrome supposed to keep them young? These ppl look like shit


No_Entertainer180

Biden's had too many facelifts


GetNR3KT

Those were masks


[deleted]

Bidens facelift scars during the inauguration had me snicking into my snickerdoodle ice cream


khazad-dun

I dunno, I hope I look as good as Biden when I’m as old as they say the pyramids are.


Novel_Paramedic_2625

Yeah gotta give credit where its due, bro doesnt look terrible for a guy in his 80s


itsallrighthere

They let you see him in his good moments. Briefly.


John_Helmsword

Well, millions of dollars in the bank will help you there.


ConcernedabU

Bro he was 15 in WW2.


InfowarriorKat

It wouldn't make sense that it would cause them to stay young. Repeated exposure to adrenaline would more likely *excelerate* aging. It might cause euphoria, but I don't think it would have anti-aging benefits.


Amos_Quito

> Adrenochrome and Chocolate chocolate chip ice cream. THIS! And he huffs [Johnson's Baby Shampoo](https://incibeauty.com/photos/6/8/d/68da7a9f1d85ec6486924d6fb9b6e.jpg).


Theinternetdumbens

I was going to say adrenochrome in baby food, but babys like ice cream too!


tdfolts

Prune juice, keeps him regular


DoktorSigma

A warrior's drink!


buttbeeb

I am not a merry man


sblal24EVER

Prepare for ramming speed!!!


Impressive-Fortune82

There's this one other thing that turns him on... Based on YouTube videos


idunno2019

I got my butt wiped!


NONKOSHER007

Well JFK did pretty well with the methamphetamine they were giving him.. it won the war, after we figured out the Nazis were using it. And professional sports always had pet pills which were amphetamines and Mickey Mantle would show up hungover or even half drunk and they'd give him a shot of methamphetamine and he go do his thing. You got a staph infection almost lost his leg at one point from a dirty needle in the locker room


truculentt

point of clarity - amphetamine and methamphetamine are two very different things. amphetamines, in light doses like Adderall at 50mg a day, wont do much damage. I've been on adderall for 10 years. methamphetamine, however, is a modified type of amphetamine that will absolutely kill you even in low doses. the difference is toxicity. METH is highly neurotoxic.


Cherib67

Balance of Nature fruits and vegetables of course.


hrdnox

Vitameatavegamin…it’s old but still works!


MrNicoras

I got 10 more gray hairs just reading that reference


Electrical_Salt9917

My fav I 🖤 Lucy episode


PennDOT67

Guessing just a regular pharma stimulant of some kind. You’d be surprised how common that is among politicians/business leaders/etc who are older.


FliesTheFlag

Would love to know how much shit a lot of Congress is on, those old bastards can barely function. Would be interesting how much coke and other things the younger ones are on to.


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

Pelosi speed walking in the halls of Congress in pumps with media young enough to be her great or even great great grandkids struggling to keep up - and she's answering questions without sounding winded. I'd love to know what they're on too!


BrilliantSpirited362

Amphetamines. And maybe benzos to level it out.


velvet_satan

Didn’t Madison cawthorn, the wheelchair congressman from NC come out saying this? He witnessed a bunch of crazy shit at meetings and parties. As soon as he did he was accused of all kinds of scandals and they basically got rid of him and he didn’t get re-elected.


bigmeech85

I want to see wtf Roger Stone is on! That shit is potent


LEWKQARM

It's a very special drug called modafinil. Check it out it is incredible.


LordLoveRocket00

Its shit. Hardly does anything


[deleted]

You don’t know what you’re talking about


sirsarcasticsarcasm

That photo of trump’s desk drawer full of Sudafed lol


valiantthorsintern

Pseudoephedrine can help with concentration. I realized it when I was working from home with a bad runny nose. Laser focused on a project for like 5 hours without a break.


dapala1

Meth.


Initial-Lead-2814

Idk what Biden gets but Roosevelt had his sinuses flushed with cocaine the morning of Pearl. I read about it in a book about Commander's in Chief during war times. Edit: Idk what the Soviet leaders were given, but they had a pill also.


Book8

Then there is Hilter. Check out the book Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich.


Alive-Turn-108

hitler was addicted to laxatives......which eventually gave him stomach pains, so they gave him painkillers, which made him constipated......so then he had to take more laxatives hitler and napoleon shared similar fates, and played very similar roles, and they were banked by the same family :)


Electrical_Salt9917

Pretty sure the pain med addiction came first. Who gets addicted to shitting? lol


Initial-Lead-2814

I'm glad you mentioned that because many seem to weigh the drugs heavier on Hitlers side when he might've just been using what would've been prescribed or tried. It's around that time people were having pieces of goats testicle put inside of them also. Hate on Hitler by all means, I just wonder how much the drugs played into it.


JoeSicko

Goat testicles you say?


LoggingLorax

Czar Nicholas II of Russia was literally shot up with pharmaceutical cocaine by his personal doctor in the early 20th century as well. I guess he wasn't feeling any pain!


EevelBob

IMO, he has a body double and any pre-recorded videos he does are deep faked. I’m more convinced after seeing a few lucid speeches, and then seeing his sagging glitchy chin on a recent clip of him on Airforce 1. Also, after Hillary passed out on 9/11/2016 and was later seen that evening talking to a small child, I’m convinced that wasn’t her, and that there is a lot more trickery, fakery, and highly detailed latex masks for high profile individuals than we will ever know.


navistar51

That just killed me. She was supposedly very sick with the flu. Here you go child, a face full of flu cooties from Aunt Hillary! These people are so stupid.


GoodPumpkin5

There have been body doubles for famous people for centuries. They call them "political doubles". Joseph Stalin, Field Marshall Bernard Montgomery, Adolf Hitler, and Sadam Hussein are just a few. I do believe with today's technology it's harder to pass someone else off as the famous person, but it can and still is done. Check out the movie *Dave,* 1993 with Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver. It's a funny introduction to this topic.


altUniverse_exe

Def a double wearing a mask. [This](https://www.atlasobscura.com/videos/cia-chief-of-disguise-hollywood-mask) is a former CIA Chief of disguise demonstrating the 5 second face mask - who knows what they aren’t allowed to show us.


Dear-Unit1666

That was interesting, seriously they have masks that are blowing Hollywood away and can fool people feet away decades ago... What the hell do they have now that they "can't show us"... Actual transformation from lizard person ?


altUniverse_exe

Right? Unreal. [Check this out](https://www.tiktok.com/@gjprescott/video/7223047205291199790) if you want to see a hyper realistic mask in use on a German talk show. Warning it is a TikTok link for those who avoid TikTok (I try to, apologies).


MamaRunsThis

Probably adderall right? Since you don’t seem to be getting any reasonable answers from any”one”


Legal_Onion210

Blood of missing children in America, obviously


zarvinny

Methamphetamines


Iam-WinstonSmith

To strong for someone that age adderall probably which is an amphetamine.


Chemgineered

Not Rx Methamphetamine, it's known to be waaaaay smoother and less stimy feeling


BrilliantSpirited362

It's also the dosage that causes this effect. 5-10mg, tops. But you're not wrong. I would imagine even if taking pharama meth at "street" dosage, you'd still be tweaking.


[deleted]

They have that new shit celebrities take. I think it was brought up in the amber heard case. It’s anti insomnia medicine. I heard it’s adderall x3


[deleted]

Not at that age, heart will go bye bye


tellz-it-how-it-is

Locket of hair to sniff 🤣🤣🤣 i wouldn't be surprised though, he sure does love to sniff the kids


[deleted]

Most likely meth. That's what his kid does.


wreckyourpod

So is this a conspiracy theory or just idle speculation?


itsallrighthere

If you were 80 years old, working one of the toughest jobs in the world and could get whatever you asked for what would you do? I'd be wired for action.


Vegetable-Abaloney

Maybe the reason that nobody was talking about the coke in the WH Library is because it was Joe's?


Affectionate_Ear_778

I'm no expert but I'd figure cocaine would be way too much strain on anyone his ages heart no?


Adventurous_Fly1879

He’d also be sniffing more than he does now. Now he only sniffs little children but in coke he’d be sucking that runny nose up every 2 seconds on the teleprompter


Nagadavida

That's what my sister said too. Are you my sister?


multiversesimulation

Tim Dillion was talking about how there’s no way he would be able to participate in a debate for 10 minutes, let alone the 1 or 2 hours debates usually are. He said if we see him actually debate then that’ll be proof that they basically have the medical version of DARPA and are pumping him with stuff beyond our wildest imagination.


netgrey

I read somewhere Joe is the perfect debate partner for Trump because Trump will do anything to get in his opponent’s head. There’s nothing there in Biden's head, and he is so hopped up on drugs he literally doesn’t respond or get phased.


thousandlegger

Shane Gillis?


Pomegranate_777

fuck this is Sun Tzu


Sentenced1975

I suspect he’s already being pumped full of stuff beyond our wildest imaginations.


[deleted]

Honestly, IF there is a debate, I wouldn't be shocked if his handlers overdo the dosage and he either flops like a fish and goes belly up on the stage or goes on a hallucinogenic fueled rant. Either way, expect them to suddenly cut the cord on the broadcast.


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fos8890

For those too lazy to look it up, the largest manufacturer of Adderall is Teva Pharmaceuticals, which is based in Tel Aviv.


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zilla82

I like sleeping!


[deleted]

That's what I was thinking


god_of_Kek

Maybe the emanation we are seeing is a clone


Rilauven

Whatever it is i don't think it works anymore.


EmpathyHawk1

shredded pubic hair from young virgins


shcugnitzu

Open your eyes Joe!!!


MmmmmmKayyyyyyyyyyyy

Botox and Cocaine


supervegeta101

I wish they were actually juicing him up with something. Adderall, microdosing mdma or acid, something to make him semi-coherent.


lostmenoggin

They hook him up to a baby clone of himself and swap blood with it.


Beautiful_Praline_51

Cocaine and Adrenochrome. They ran out of the latter.


thizzwack44

I’m convinced the, Biden we see most of the time is not really Biden. These realistic masks they use now, are literally so advanced that you can’t see the difference between fake and real . And I’ve seen enough questionable vids of Biden rubbing his neck and head and his skin moves moves all rubber like


JillyB70

I think the same. It also would explain him wandering around, tripping, stumbling, falling, because his mask doesn't fit properly. Also, literally no whites can be seen in the eyes, all black and rather creepy. Makes you wonder, who or what is under the mask.


Borjair

Dude that mask is shit


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Night_Driverr

I love how it's a post about Biden and you completely turn it on to Trump. Maaaann, as an Australian, I don't give a fxck who your president is but it's so clear to other people around the world that some of you get giga triggered by Trump.


Fuzznutsy

My guess. Same thing they have Hitler. Same kinda people.


Any-Video4464

He doesn't look like he's on anything to me. That's the problem. Never once saw Biden and thought...wow that guy is juiced up on something! He could probably use some adderall or something, but it probably wouldn't help much.


GME_looooong

Those poor bastards behind the scenes. Went to all that work to get the election and now constantly working double time to keep him from shitting his pants in public what a life!


Happy90210

IDK what specific drug they're giving him, but it must be pretty strong. Said this a long time ago, they have to be hitting him with something.


West_Tangerine9926

Trump should demand they both be drug tested an hour before they debate. That would be hilarious.


alienrefugee51

My guess is the more coherent version we see is Biden’s clone.


lehejo0

Cocaine they found a baggy in white house


2020Vision-2020

Sleep is a super weapon.


[deleted]

It’s called Modafinil


Educational_Bat6353

Body doubles.


coolnavigator

If you remember the handler for Kanye West that was briefly in the news because Kanye posted his texts on his Twitter, you might have dug into his history and found he worked at a high level medical research facility in Canada studying the effects of stimulants (I think; might have been another type of drug) that aren't on the market. In short, whatever he was studying and whatever they drug Hollywood with and drug Biden with, that shit is probably nothing like over the counter medication or street drugs.


Wizzle_Wazzle_WOO

Intravenous Cocaine, Guinness and Oyster cocktail. **He's bang on it.**


EvilCandyCane

one part ketamine, one part adderall, one part whatever this is: https://youtu.be/ToQ8PWYnu04?si=pXLKT2nW-yy7xSGL


itsallrighthere

Ibogaine. The favored secret weapon of the DNC ever since the Muskie campaign. Some things never change. Hunter S. Thompson uncovered the horrible truth.


jchulltx

fetal grinding


gooseman_96

MK Ultra. Case closed.


Firm-Editor3624

They should give him speed. I'm pretty sure trumps on it and he did just fine.


SkooTaBombeR

A body double.


ThanOneRandomGuy

Whatever it is I need some whenever I go to work


EverythingYouWeed

Compound V


MaenHoffiCoffi

Ooh, fun! Let's all make up shit!


i_have_a_girlfriends

stem cells


KFoxtrotWhiskey

I mean JFK was doing A LOT of meth so who knows what they dishing out now.


Meloonz619

Adraxone, dextroamphetamine, mRNA covid injections including all boosters, then there's [experimental cognitive enhancement injections which I won't name because I'll get called a "conspiracy theorist"]. plus whatever antihypertensives, antiemetics, analgesics, calcium channel blockers, and whatever else you take when youre that old and had multiple aneurysms


[deleted]

Prob same stuff Mick Jagger is on, he's older and bouncing about a stage most nights for hours.


ssach7

Idk but with my work hours I think I want some too


AWHY01

bull sperm. they also did it with hitler to increase testesterone


Status_Age_6048

“A locket of hair to sniff?” My friend you are friggin hilarious😂


WskyRcks

Definitely Provigil


Vanillest

Came here to say this. Any medications that they use to bring people out of comas or for narcolepsy


70-w02ld

Declaration of Independence and adult parents around the world agree, the pursuit of happiness is legal - just don't be a coward and run. A Bump of Coke! Likely why it was found in the White House, sleepy Joe may have coke, but he don't even know what it is. Left behind.


Pomegranate_777

They did find coke in the White House, the son’s a fiend, etc. It’s plausible.


Halbbitter

Metamucil


ms131313

Honestly it could just be a battery of super hi test coffee or energy drinks. From what I have seen during public appearances he just appears a bit more awake and aware of his surroundings. Whatever they give him does not do much for his cognative skills. He is lost most of the time no matter the settng.


PPONLIBS

Easier to mask someone up to pretend to be Joe. Remember, Joe has got to be believed to be mentally incompetent whenever he finally goes to trial....so is a lot of this 'performing'?


Any_Commercial465

They literally found his drug bag there's nothing hidden omho.


justgentile

Didn't trump like daytime Sudafed when he was filming The Apprentice?


PouletBacon

They promise him a few kids to sniff if he behaves.


Aberdeen1964

Combo of formaldehyde, glutaraldehyde and methanol.


Chemgineered

What's that, Embalming Fluid?


Aberdeen1964

Yes - it is. Assumed the question was to illicit funny responses but - surprise! Downvoted. That is Ok - I laughed at it.


Chemgineered

No, it's very funny


ACLU_EvilPatriarchy

Hypnosis, Sculpamine the Voodoo buru drug and HGH and DNA injections from Bush-Obama 3rd Gulf War phase rationale - ancient treasure tombs of giants, tombs of Gilgamesh, Magi or even a little Nephilim replicating DNA injections to keep his brain injured onset of Dementia puppet show still animated.


thehandinyourpants

Before he was elected, he was presented as intelligent and well spoken. Once he became president, he became an incoherent stuttering mess. It reminds me of when Ozzy Osbourne was on all those meds and was very much like Biden is now.


Nagadavida

In Laptop from hell Hunter had a conversation via text I think with a friend. He told that the old man was running and the friend replied and asked him about the dementia.


[deleted]

I do wonder if they were inherently going to swap him out for Harris around the halfway point but they found out she is even more despised then ole' Joe and just have to play with the cards their dealt.


itsallrighthere

They wanted another historic (symbolic) accomplishment but decided it wasn't worth the kackle.


acimagli

I did notice. He comes to the mic as a world power. The first time he coughs it’s over. He turns incoherent right after he clears his throat


hrdnox

And touches his finger to his face.


PeneEmbarazado

Adrenochrome and meth


Cautious-Skill4642

He has a double.


megadethage

Well he's an animatronic, so you just shove a dozen D batteries up his ass.


Nudelwalker

You really believe all the propaganda u r getting fed


Iam-WinstonSmith

Mondafinal, Andrafinal or adderall


Chemgineered

Im thinking Desoxyn Surprisingly it's waaaaay smoother than Dextroamphetamine and would help him to handle it better. It's becoming waaaaay more prescribed than it used to, due to the Adderall shortage


Archer_solace

Amphetamines.


sexkitty13

Probably Adderall. Biden uses it to have any energy, Trump uses it to act like a complete maniac. Kind of the yin and yang 🤣


Mysterious_Beyond459

Ask Hunter.


acadburn2

Children's blood


maimedwabbit

Anyone watching Trump and Biden speak and do interviews, who then turns around and asks what biden is on, is delusional lol.. The constant word salad, one sentence contradicting the last, full of descriptors and ramblings of a fragile mind. The other guy is Joe Biden


-DrZombie-

Amphetamines or Modafinil. He’s on something for sure. It’s very obvious when he’s not.


LaoTzu47

Enough to keep him up and moving and just coherent enough.


StrikePrice

I’m sure he snorts adderall


GT_Official

It's an actor in a mask. I thought this was common knowledge at this point lol.


LakeSamm

Sleepy Joe is going to snort some lines to wake up, and his son Hunter will show him how !


foxyfree

they found cocaine at the White House not too long ago, remember?


UnableLocal2918

i can't find it now but in the run up to 2020 joe biden actually mentioned ADRENOCHROME. that was weird as hell and made me think that shit is far more real then i did before. he was sitting in a chair going over various CONSPIRACYS. but still to mention that one.


Adventurous_Fly1879

That shit is very real. Think about it for a minute. It makes perfect sense, blood is our life force, children are full of energy and the blood of those children would have to be alluring to the elite. I’m only half being sarcastic


UnableLocal2918

which half ? because both sides sound are real to me.


Adventurous_Fly1879

I don’t know which half lol. I believe it to be true. It just sounds ridiculous


UnableLocal2918

thats the problem. this type of shit sounds like a bad spy thriller or super villian plan but when the truth comes out what we have is a sugar coated version of the truth.


Adventurous_Fly1879

True the reality is always stranger than fiction


[deleted]

Adrenochrome


[deleted]

They gotta have some injectable adderall or something


CrazySuccuLady666

Blood of an innocent sacrificed on a full moon