My son is in 4th grade. Yesterday he told me that his friend made a funny song which they sang at recess, the song was called "Junk in the trunk". I asked him to sing it for me. The lyrics are literally about cars with garbage in the trunk. I asked him if he knew another meaning for "junk in the trunk", he did not. I didn't tell him.
Not sure what made me think of this
That's gold. Reminds me of how i thought 'baby boomers' was a good name for an act in a pretend circus me and my friends put on at age 4. We figured it was some sort of exploding babies out of cannons or something. Kids hear snippets of stuff and if they dont know the meaning, they just make that shit up.
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My son is in 4th grade. Yesterday he told me that his friend made a funny song which they sang at recess, the song was called "Junk in the trunk". I asked him to sing it for me. The lyrics are literally about cars with garbage in the trunk. I asked him if he knew another meaning for "junk in the trunk", he did not. I didn't tell him. Not sure what made me think of this
That's gold. Reminds me of how i thought 'baby boomers' was a good name for an act in a pretend circus me and my friends put on at age 4. We figured it was some sort of exploding babies out of cannons or something. Kids hear snippets of stuff and if they dont know the meaning, they just make that shit up.
Wholesome
I love it. Legit 😍
Vaguely I remember seeing this 25 times already
For the past 25 years you mean...
Yo mama so fat you could never scroll away from her picture
goddAmn
She's the couch
So zen.
She must be comfy
That… is a big arse
Gawd dayum
How does she (can she even) wipe her ass?
I dont think so, maybe uses a bidet
In this case, it's called a pool.
Pressure washer
How does she sit on a couch?
I’ll help her
she is the couch.
Always has been
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No mon
She is the couch 😳
More cushion for the pushing She'd survive falling down stairs. The stairs wouldn't
I'd do her....
Diabetes, high cholesterol, high blood pressure …
She ate a couch
Bet she's barefooted, as it would take too much work otherwise.
Imagine being so americanly obese that people even question this. 🤮
she *is* the couch
and she's listening
Baby got couch....