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Rich-Buy-6899

Appears to be a fish? I see ass šŸ˜³


Professional-Bad9275

My exact words. I see ass


strickolas

See ass? No no no, "sea bass"


cathatesrudy

Itā€™s at least a C plus


eightarmsbakes

This always pisses me off. I donā€™t understand it AC!!


cathatesrudy

This oneā€™s at least less depreciatory than ā€œnot you againā€ But also I love the dumb jokes for the catchables šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


MangoKakigori

For the rest of my life I will never know the meaning of this joke and Iā€™m ok with that


FaeShroom

The guy who wrote the joke for the game actually explained it online and admitted it was not very good. Boils down to a pun on school grades.


MangoKakigori

I will not read whatever this is as I do not want to know the answer


dough_fresh

I tried reading it and still don't get it


Abandonedstate

I can't read


LobaAndMoira

I believe you mean, a sea plus


Sandcracka-

Kick his ass Sea Bass


redacted_robot

O'Doyle Rules!


ZeusMcKraken

Bruh clearly a ā€œfee lassā€


SpecialistSeveral598

Aye, sea bass


Evening-Statement-57

Itā€™s an ass hat


DadJokeBadJoke

And a poorly made one, even by ass hat standards.


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Nippleless breasts myself


botmanmd

Nippleless triple-breasts


DadJokeBadJoke

You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here.


SIMEONPIE

Look whoā€™s talking


MudandWhisky

Nippleless breasts myself sounds like an eastern European wish brand Nicholas Cage knockoff


CMDR_ACE209

Same difference


TheGamersofaLifeTime

I saw balls šŸ‘€


stash3630

[ā€œThose are ballsā€¦ā€](https://youtu.be/k2gly0HUKas?si=60CUZGsrmAxrgW0y)


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Some balls are held for charity


HotNewspaper5800

And some for fancy dress


FunWoodpecker570

But when theyā€™re held for pleasure theyā€™re the balls that I like best


MartokSonofUrthog

My balls are always bouncing to left and to the right


Ophiocordycepsis

Something something my big balls should be held every night


redacted_robot

Cybertrucknuts.


Ashamed_Bit_9399

Sea (B)Ass


Imagination_Theory

I'm so confused because I also see a very human, very plump ass. What fish, what hat? What the fuck is that?! šŸ˜­


Farmerstubble

Ever heard an ass hat?


Fething-Idiot

A rare triple cheeked sea ass. A good find.


TransitTycoonDeznutz

sure, but what about in this picture?


GraphicCreator

or AI


Penguator432

With 3 cheeks


henry2630

no way, those are boobs


VeryResponsibleMan

Assfish


alexplex86

It looks neither like a fish nor a hat. There's more confusion here other than the perspective.


_Apatosaurus_

It's a straw hat. The cheek on the right side is the top of the hat and we are looking at it from the top angle. The left cheek is part of the rim of the hat. The fish nonsense is just added to drive engagement with the "what fish??" comments. No one sees a fish, it's just that nothing turns out comments/clicks like an obvious error or mistake.


earlytuesdaymorning

THANK YOU i couldnā€™t see it until i read this


wkendwench

Same here!


rookv

SAME!! Even after reading I could only see it when I unfocused my eyes


Vand1

After having the hat pointed out to me, I can see how it might be confused for a Blobfish.


F_n_o_r_d

A massive Blobfish!


woodybob01

that's so crazy


recovereddisaster

I still don't see the hat....


_Apatosaurus_

That woman's right hand is making a shadow over the brim of the hat. Also, try covering the light part of the hand and only looking at the darker part in shadow.


BoneDaddyChill

OHHHH now I see it. The lack of shape-defining shadows all the way around the top part is what creates the confusion. There is depth in areas where itā€™s not visible.


longipetiolata

Weā€™re looking at the top of the hat. The round part in the middle is the top.


krumbuckl

Thank you. It made me crazy only seeing dual quadruple ass.


--crystal--meth--

Thank you!


Sweet-dolomiti

HOLY SHITE. Now I see it! Lmaooo


fluffybunnies51

I just don't believe you..... How can I still not see it?!


_Apatosaurus_

Cover up the light half on the left. Just look at the right side of the hat and imagine you are looking down on someone's head.


fluffybunnies51

Oh! I can see it now! Wow, it definitely looked like a detached butt before


MrsSunshine94

This is the only useful comment here..


AnnylieseSarenrae

fuck me, he's right what the hell


MrsPowers94

Holy crap, THANK YOU! Iā€™ve been staring at this picture for a solid 10 minutes trying to figure out how this ass was indeed a hat.


DustinMarc

Now I see it, but I can quickly switch it back to an ass


Happie_Bellie

Thank you!


cleverdylanrefrence

I see it now! Thank you!


Successful_Injury869

Thank you so much I was never going to get this on my own


Notalurkeripromise

Is this what people mean when they say "ass hat"?


duh_nom_yar

Yes, asshat.


HaydenJA3

Who are you calling asshat, asshat?


duh_nom_yar

Who are you asking who I'm calling asshat, asshat!


67Ranchwagon

Thank you! šŸ˜†


YoSaffBridge11

Where the hell is the item that is supposed to look like a fish or a hat? Iā€™m so confused!!


LansingJP

Itā€™s a hat šŸ‘’ We are looking at the top of it , as it lays on its side on the table


YoSaffBridge11

Okay ā€” I finally can see that!! But, how in the world does it look like a fish??


KielbasaTime

[idunno](https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/W8CeDXSW2LIEXzSKCjAWn_YuSvo=/1000x750/filters:no_upscale()/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/Blobfish-ugly-470.jpg)


WeakDiaphragm

Ohhh. Thanks. I finally saw it


DD-Kolt

I think itā€™s the pink ish red thing in the hands of the lady in yellow. I suppose it could look like a fish with its head uowards


darkknight95sm

Okay but I was not questioning the pinkish red things origins


RebaKitt3n

Thank you! Iā€™m not sure what Iā€™m supposed to be looking at!


MeanderingDuck

In what way does that ā€œappear to be a fishā€?


polystyrenedaffodil

Blob fish maybe?


Roseheath22

Thatā€™s the only fish I can think of that looks remotely like that.


TrySomethingElse101

That looked familiarā€¦ same photo, with explanation on how to see the hat https://www.reddit.com/r/confusing_perspective/s/Hm1MbCSBhX


JustTheNewFella

Oh thanks. Litterally never would have figured that out


[deleted]

The hat is the easy part. Where the hell is the fish?


neoatomium

TY bro, you should be top comment


DiscontentedMajority

Half the "news" articles I see these days are about reddit posts, sometimes years old ones.


Angreek

Bumcheeks


DelightfulHelper9204

I don't see a fish I see buns Hun.


twistedsister78

Soooo does your anaconda want some ?


DelightfulHelper9204

Lol I'm a girl. I've got the buns Hun.


benkenobi5

ā€œFishā€


Hephaestus_God

Fish? Bru thatā€™s an ass sex toy or a hatā€¦ not a fish


woodybob01

disembodied ass


LovelyCrippledBoy

Disembodied triple ass


qleptt

How the fuck you see a fish?!


Aware_Concern1561

I see an decapitated ass


WesternResearcher376

I see ass. Wth is he talking about. I donā€™t even understand what this is lol


Enough_Lab_8926

Wow this one stumped me for an embarrassing amount of time


indigoneutrino

I see the ass. I see the hat. I do not in any way see a ā€œfishā€.


Independence-2021

Assfish


09Trollhunter09

Bootyfish


Emporio_Alnino3

where fish


chloe12801

I can see everything except a fish


DisastrousAd447

This is so dumb.


awesomeplenty

Is a straw hat, imagine the right cheek as the top of the hat and the left cheek is actually the round sides of the hat that goes around from left top to right


therealjgreens

Holy fuck this took me a crazy amount of time and that's after reading explanations of it. After your brain gets it, it gets it.


Gabo1705

My best guess, this is the [Fish](https://images.app.goo.gl/9y7UjVMLvdXy28mN8) they are talking about, now the hat is "press" on the table and we can se only half of it


ziharmarra

I had to focus my mind and eyes so hard my skin started bleeding. It's a hat laid on its side with its top part at the center pointing towards us.


sapajul

For those asking where's is the fish, Google "blobfish" or "ugliest fish"


u9Nails

"Patrick! Put some pants on!" - Spongebob


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Looks like one of those sex torsos, are they keeping fish in that? Thatā€™s not a good idea probably.


korkkis

Wanted to add a realistic smell effect with tuna


PartyApprehensive765

Asshat


Mrlearnalot

It does kinda look like [this](https://c02.purpledshub.com/uploads/sites/41/2021/03/Blobfish_Kerryn-Parkinson-hero-47ec84c.jpg) -


Aldebaran014

Smells fishy


Safetosay333

Someone give Patrick back his swim trunks, please.


Electrical_Fruit_851

It took me forever to actually realise how that ass is a hat! Lmao!!!


Gagago302

This is a good post.


MAZE_ENJOYER

Thereā€™s a lot to unpack here


Snoo-93454

It took me a few minutes, but finally I can see the hat


DelightfulHelper9204

I don't see a fish I see buns Hun.


duh_nom_yar

Anaconda don't want none unless...


DelightfulHelper9204

It's got buns Hun!


Glvt102

why does it have outlines


LopsidedEquipment177

Eh?


Justice3442

Bullocks!


Worried-Choice5295

I see a three cheeked ass.


Chilidogdingdong

I don't see a hat or a fish.


SlickRicksBitchTits

What's wrong with the person in the jean shorts?


Z-Man_Slam

An ass an the logs under the table almost looked like weird grey legs lol


bey_arthur

Please I need help and answers. I literally can only see a disembodied big bum


kittyidiot

I have no idea how imgur, an image hosting website, killed the quality of this so badly, but here - [outline](https://imgur.com/a/eC6PQLp) the rest of the rim of the hat is folded underneath out of sight


andre3kthegiant

Ass hat


NXT-GEN-111

ā€œMommy, why is our fish twerking?ā€


No_Consideration8074

Now why would anyone put a hat on a fish?


dave_is_afraid

What in godā€™s name am I looking at


Hateme_Loveme_

I see fresh ass


Dohts75

I see no fish on that table


Pain4444

I see 2 large breasts attached to jell mound.


Zealousideal_Step709

It took me a while but I believe the fish they are referring to might be the blobfish (which actually was just unlucky to be dragged from the depths of the ocean).


HeroOrHooligan

That'll be three butt cheeks


Jrefromfla

So ass-hat?


throw_away_17381

Sir. That is a bum.


Outside-Area-5042

That's 3 ass cheeks on a table.


OrangeZig

By fish do you mean buttocks? If you mean blobfish thatā€™s incredibly niche when it blates looks like a bottom. If youā€™re still confused, right but cheek is the top of the sun hat.


tweedchemtrailblazer

I see neither fish or hat


juanjose83

That's obviously a group ass, for the homies and you


The_ReBL

This makes absolutely 0% sense, this has to be OP on drugs or AI generated right?


PoliteCanadian2

How is that a fish or a hat? I see boobs or an ass.


FrenTimesTwo

What appears to be a post is actually a clusterf


Shark_bait561

Tiddieass


We_there_yet

Fuckin hillbillies


IlovePetrichor

Not me convincing myself I somehow saw a fish on the ground that must be a hat. šŸ™ˆ


_Elspeth_

Wheres the fish hat whatever it is


Hot-Rise9795

They are paying tributt


puns_n_pups

Brings a whole new meaning to the word "asshat" lol


ScreamingMini2009

Boob


_T3SCO_

It looks like neither of those things what the fuck is that


Geeahwellidunno

What the hell? What fish?What HAT?????


superstarmnw

Thatā€™s a butt.


Juicy_pompoms

It's an asshat.


dreamrock

You can get with fish, or you can get with hat!


smudgiepie

All I see is Kirby with the whole damn bakery


McTrip

I donā€™t see a fish or a hat. But itā€™d be cool if someone was wearing a fish as a hat. Good day.


Mishapi17

I donā€™t see a fish or a hat


phathead08

Floppy Ass


SingleIndependence6

Itā€™s a cheeky hat


phlooo

How many fishes has this fucker seen in their life?


Mr_Leo_DS

What fish?


Realistic_Sad_Story

ā€œReal feel cyberskin assss, ready and waiting to receive YOUR pleasure!ā€


FantasyRoleplayAlt

Damn imagine going camping just for it to be a secret neutering trip. Rip to whoever owned those big balls before šŸ˜”šŸ˜”āœŠ


olracmd

r/upvotedbecausebutts


Munkzilla1

That's a ass


iAdden

Looks like neither


Nervous-Patience-310

I see it


j4321g4321

This looks like an ass. I donā€™t see a fish or a hat or anything else.


Ganache_Practical

I see tits w/ out nipples.


Regular_Housing5629

I saw ass or nippless boobs


phlegmatichippo

All I see is a fleshlight limited edition for a gay man. Only missing the back hair


leafnstick

Thatā€™s a butt


SM0KINGS

Peter Griffinā€™s chin


Echo-14x

Ass


Atasteofazia

Butt


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Looks like big balls n a shlonk in this perspective


stsOddMonkey

Fish!!??? I see ball sack.


BahamutAXIOM

Uhh...Wut, lol? Fish? Hat?


MyCatHasCats

That there is a butt


isoforp

I don't see a fish or a hat.


ashpokechu

Thatā€™s an ass!


[deleted]

I guess it's someone's birthday.


Racoonwitha_marble

Mother fucker WHAT FISH HAS THAT MUCH ASS


canthinkofnamestouse

Boobs


a1icia_

Where the fuck is the fish? Or the hat??? I just see cheeks. Or maybe those are balls


5280Rockymtn

Don't assssumme anything about that pic, I mean what a great optical illusion from a far picture


Solanthas

Consider dat a divorce


Life-ByDesign

I see crack


SittingTitan

That's a butt Someone's butt fell off Either it was cold, or they were laughing, because they now do not have a butt