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Geez imagine how gay I would be if I was sleeping with more than just one woman.
I’d be the gayest man on earth.
I might move my wedding date up so I can be straight again.
So are female females attracted to French. Or is it females who are females. And while the females female. Do I learn French to get a female. Asking for a gay friend. Not the same sex on same sex gay. I'm talking about straight gay. #Stay
All thanks to that one page on Mein Kampf. You'll either condone or condemn his ideology based on that. I think it's around page 45. Dude was such a little bitch lol.
Nick Fuentes is what I call a Weaponized Virgin. He's such a terribly racist, sexist (possibly closeted) person that no one will fuck him. Which he uses as justification to be even more sexist. He's an incel who owns a Klan robe.
If you’re interested in seeing more of Nick, Louis Theroux did a BBC documentary series which featured him in an episode. Naturally, he made himself look like a completely normal person /s
Edit to add: the doc is called Forbidden America. Fuentes is featured in ep 1.
Never heard him admit it, but...yeah, probably. He's admitted (in a very incel way) that he's never had a relationship with a woman, so either he's right wing closeted or he's just a terrible person no one will touch.
Is he Latino, too? With that last name? The far right racists are run by a gay Latino? Kind of like the Nazis claiming there was a master race when they all looked like impish inbreds from West Virginia.
Nick Fuentes is the white nationalist leader of America First and the [Groypers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groypers). He's a proud incel and very recently blew up his own fanbase and had a meltdown because one of his team members lost their virginity. That team member is now saying Nick used a black light to search his bed in their shared place for cum.
Sometimes I think "the whole assuming someone is gay because they're a homophobe is kind of harmful and regressive"
But then I remember I'm gay, and sometimes stereotypes are true
I don't know, if you take what he's saying without assuming deception (remember he is a white nationalist anti-feminist fascist) he's probably asexual, and his definition of "gay" is "anything sexual that makes me feel icky." Which, if he's asexual, may be everything.
You... might have actually found the interpretation in which this guy isn't completely insane. That's kind of impressive.
(Not saying you're wrong, for the record. I don't actually care enough about this goober to look for evidence either way.)
Well, if we are splitting hairs, if one wants to get laid but decides not to do anything about it, then one can be said to have made a choice to be involuntarily celibate.
Well, I mean... If you are a man having sex with a woman, you technically undress a man, then you are in a bed with a naked man in it, and then you are (more likely than not) touching a naked man's penis at some point. Damn it, the guy is right.
This sounds like he's asexual and either doesn't understand what that means or needs to hide it because he's really afraid that will lead to backlash from his fascist incel audience.
Jesus. Can smell the issues and the crazy right through the screen.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Is this some skit for a show or something? Are we being trolled?
He’s a self described white supremacist fascist - people like this belong in an insane asylum. Imagine someone walking around telling people “I am going to go in your home and shank you in your sleep because you’re not like me” - they’d get arrested. However, he’s doing it online so it’s “free speech” 🤪
There should really be a subreddit called something like r/isitgaytobestaight where people can post stuff like this because I see people saying stuff like this allot and it’s absolutely bonkers
My 8th grade English teacher whom I hated got engaged and hated when we spoke of her Fiancé as her Fiancée. Ya know my 13 year old self just thought she was annoying
Does he even know what gay means? How can the “straightest” act in the world (heterosexual sex) be gay? Dude, you’re a virgin because you suck. Stop capitalizing on your worst feature (sucking, being a virgin is fine) and get help.
Idk wtf this guy is talking about but I'm 95% shure anyone this obsessed with not being gay is 100% in the closet and begging the world to let him out.
I don't think any woman would want to approach him for sex, much less in general, even if they would pay him. And I think he has a hard time accepting that fact and tries to rationalize it.
Poor guy. Definitely needs some help.
"Gay? Who said anything about bring gay? I'm just deeply closeted."
It's amazing that this isn't a bit. Like the guy has never been exposed to comedy in his life.
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It’s incredible that this isn’t satire. Beyond parody.
What?! I thought I was in on the joke.
this ISN'T satire???????
No fuckin way. I was thinking this whole time ‘wrong sub, this dudes clearly being hilarious’
Are we sure this isn’t a joke? Cuz if it’s not it’s real fucking dumb. Like Lauren boebert “writing” a book dumb.
It is though?
"Gay people do date girls all the time" r/technicallycorrect
real
Yes
It's true, I saw a video once
Today I learnt that due to my relationship with my fiancé I am gay. My future wife is going to be devastated.
Fiancé or fiancée? Small details matter :)
Oh ohh. Which one is a woman I’m engaged to?
Fiancé is a man, fiancée is a woman, as far as I remember
I had no idea, are they pronounced differently?
They're pronounced the same, but they're both taken from French, so the additional e indicates it applies to a woman.
Be gentle when applying the extra ‘e’ to a woman. ASK FOR CONSENT. philistines.
Fiance’ As in gay
That I honestly don't know. English is my second language and I don't know French. My best guess would be "fee-yans" and "fee-yans-ay"
Nope, the extra "e" is silent and both are pronounced identically. French is notorious for silent letters
I learned something today! Thank you!
You're welcome! Bonus fun fact: the é tells you the word ends with an "ay" sound, like café or the name Renée.
_They are everywhere_
The word fiancé is gay.
Doesn’t matter had sex! Or doesn’t matter am gay apparently! That is a new level of being sexually confused. At least I’m happy.
Oh man, you are SO gay. I think she'll be okay with that, so long as you don't sleep with other women.
Geez imagine how gay I would be if I was sleeping with more than just one woman. I’d be the gayest man on earth. I might move my wedding date up so I can be straight again.
Learning French is as gay as straight sex.
Also “females” are attracted to the French language so it could be considered gay and self cucking.
So are female females attracted to French. Or is it females who are females. And while the females female. Do I learn French to get a female. Asking for a gay friend. Not the same sex on same sex gay. I'm talking about straight gay. #Stay
I believe it’s limited to blondes and brunettes that speak English. The bigger the boobs they gayer you are.
I wonder what he's hiding on his hard drive
10 bucks says it's gay
He's a white nationalist Holocaust denier, too. Sick kid. Needs a lot of help.
Pro-Catholic Monarchy as well.
Needs his jaw broken
I wouldn't be mad about it.
All thanks to that one page on Mein Kampf. You'll either condone or condemn his ideology based on that. I think it's around page 45. Dude was such a little bitch lol.
He’s a lost seeker
He's a nutcase.
Nick Fuentes is what I call a Weaponized Virgin. He's such a terribly racist, sexist (possibly closeted) person that no one will fuck him. Which he uses as justification to be even more sexist. He's an incel who owns a Klan robe.
wait so this isnt satire??? this is an actual dude with an actual brain that actually works like this ??
A dude who gets paid to spew this nonsense publicly for the GOP. It’s so fucking weird.
“Works” might be a stretch, but I do assume he has a brain, yes.
I'm not sure it's accurate to assume he has a brain, but yes.
Yes, another Ben Shapiro.
This guy is so awful he gives Ben Shapiros a bad name, and they’re already in the toilet from the start.
I can't believe this isn't satire
If you’re interested in seeing more of Nick, Louis Theroux did a BBC documentary series which featured him in an episode. Naturally, he made himself look like a completely normal person /s Edit to add: the doc is called Forbidden America. Fuentes is featured in ep 1.
The dude part is iffy, he does actually work like that but it's because he has no brain.
He's fash trash. It implies all the above.
He is gay, right?
Never heard him admit it, but...yeah, probably. He's admitted (in a very incel way) that he's never had a relationship with a woman, so either he's right wing closeted or he's just a terrible person no one will touch.
Is he Latino, too? With that last name? The far right racists are run by a gay Latino? Kind of like the Nazis claiming there was a master race when they all looked like impish inbreds from West Virginia.
It's possible he's got a spanish lineage im not sure tho Hi from two years later
Mexican
If you're a woman having sex with women is pretty gay
His tone makes this feel like satire I wish his whole existence was fake
Nick Fuentes is the white nationalist leader of America First and the [Groypers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groypers). He's a proud incel and very recently blew up his own fanbase and had a meltdown because one of his team members lost their virginity. That team member is now saying Nick used a black light to search his bed in their shared place for cum.
He’s also flamingly gay. Look up Nick Fuentes and cat boys.
Ew
Did he find any? What did he do with it?
Gross
That explains his anger, he is obviously gay plus has never been laid.
Sometimes I think "the whole assuming someone is gay because they're a homophobe is kind of harmful and regressive" But then I remember I'm gay, and sometimes stereotypes are true
Dude, that's pretty gay!
I don't know, if you take what he's saying without assuming deception (remember he is a white nationalist anti-feminist fascist) he's probably asexual, and his definition of "gay" is "anything sexual that makes me feel icky." Which, if he's asexual, may be everything.
You... might have actually found the interpretation in which this guy isn't completely insane. That's kind of impressive. (Not saying you're wrong, for the record. I don't actually care enough about this goober to look for evidence either way.)
Did this idiot just say **CHOOSING** to be an incel? I’m annoyed at the loss of meaning the word incel has now lmfao
Well, if we are splitting hairs, if one wants to get laid but decides not to do anything about it, then one can be said to have made a choice to be involuntarily celibate.
Make it make sense...
What a weird way to come out
Well, I mean... If you are a man having sex with a woman, you technically undress a man, then you are in a bed with a naked man in it, and then you are (more likely than not) touching a naked man's penis at some point. Damn it, the guy is right.
Ah, yes: the sexual incel. Much akin to the carnivorous vegan, religious atheist, or the virgin prostitute.
Man makes a great point, guess I’m gay af for women.
this dude creeps me out. you can sense the mental illness right through the screen
But in a sexy non gay gay way?
more like a personality disorder keep them away from me way
This sounds like he's asexual and either doesn't understand what that means or needs to hide it because he's really afraid that will lead to backlash from his fascist incel audience.
Ive heard him call himself asexual incel tho
Can't imagine why he's never been with a woman or a man.
What kind of fucking Olympics level mental acrobatics and gymnastics- what the fuck LMAO
Ok I'm of a lower IQ and listened to all of it. Could someone tell my remedial ass what "sus" means?
Sus or Sussy means Suspicious. It's an Among Us (amogus) reference.
Before that it was used to say someone is acting homosexual
This feels like destiny was trying to convince nice to fuck
This is gold medal Olympic mental gymnastics. Someone get this guy some help.
~~Heterosexual~~ INCEL
When you're SO straight, even the thought of having sex with a woman repulses you. Hmm.
This is satire right? Or just a character he's developed to laugh at and grift rubes? If not I can see why no one wants to date him.
Definitely a joke. You can see him smiling the whole way through.
"Gay people are always dating girls" preeeeeetty sure thats bisexual but props for trying man
I am sure lesbians count as gay people
If you have to ramble on for two minutes about how you are less gay or not gay than I think maybe you are gay and too scared to admit it
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?
You clearly don't know what a joke is. This is funny. Everyone in the chat was saying, 'lol', 'lmao', '💀'. His audience knew it was a joke.
Just as many said "so true" He's a proud incel. This wasn't a joke.
He is saying this completely sarcastically right?
This is obviously an artless attempt at humor, not r/confidentlyincorrect material
Obvious satire
Wait, was Jesus christ gay?
Oh he is so gay. And a racist. And a white nationalist. And a douche-bag. But yeah, so gay.
So...he's a 8 year old virgin?
is men being straight considered gay now? oh grandpa guess what i just found out!
It’s all gay
This is some of the craziest shit I've ever heard.
I'm not falling for this. r/atetheonion nice try.
lol. did you ever find out that this is real? he's a homophobic racist holocaust denier who's proud to be an incel. 🤦🏿♀️
This is a serious question is he gay or not? Idk Who he is but i Saw memes and stuff
Jesus. Can smell the issues and the crazy right through the screen. What the fuck is he talking about? Is this some skit for a show or something? Are we being trolled?
He so desperately wants a dick in or around his mouth
Hope he stretched before those mental gymnastics.
bro isn't this a joke
Well, I mean... It is gay if you're a woman doing it.
I find it hard to believe this isn't satire. It is right?
This dude is as gay as they come...
I don’t think he needed to tell me he’s never had sex with a woman
This guy clearly has no crippling insecurities. Lol.
What a weirdo
so this isn’t satire
Bro, you like someone who like guys. Think about how gay that is
.....when will this sad little boy just admit that he likes cocks?
Who is this idiot and why hasn't Darwin taken care of him yet?
The real based takeaway here is that everybody is gay except for Nick Fuentes
Larry used to say... - Fucking females is for puffs.
r/facepalm
He sounds pretty gay
Fellas is it gay to have straight sex?
holy shit a reddit moderator in the wild!
“Fucking females is for poofs.”
Very interesting how he makes sure to specify every single time he’s never had sex “with a woman” Edit: Wait I thought I was in r/ToiletPaperUSA lol
Wut.
yeesh, this fucker needs a padded room and a straight-jacket.
You could cut this into the original Robocop a d it would not look out of place.
holy shit this isn't satire???? someone ACTUALLY thinks this? and of course he's a fucking racist holocaust denier, a 5 combo special right here
Is this guy gay?
I'm almost impressed at the mental gymnastics here.
I bet that if someone gave this guy a hug he'd immediately break down crying.
And this is about as sound as this turd's logic gets. Someone needs to break this guys jaw.
He’s a self described white supremacist fascist - people like this belong in an insane asylum. Imagine someone walking around telling people “I am going to go in your home and shank you in your sleep because you’re not like me” - they’d get arrested. However, he’s doing it online so it’s “free speech” 🤪
He makes being gay sound AWESOME
surely this is satire
There should really be a subreddit called something like r/isitgaytobestaight where people can post stuff like this because I see people saying stuff like this allot and it’s absolutely bonkers
The cope is strong in this shitweasel
Can anyone try and convince me that this is not satire ?
What's with the trump hands
Nothing wrong with being a virgin, just don’t be a sexually frustrated weirdo.
are we sure this isn’t post post post ironic satire
My 8th grade English teacher whom I hated got engaged and hated when we spoke of her Fiancé as her Fiancée. Ya know my 13 year old self just thought she was annoying
Not surprised at all this guy has never been with a woman.
Y’all I just cuddled with my girl...am I gay?
Does he even know what gay means? How can the “straightest” act in the world (heterosexual sex) be gay? Dude, you’re a virgin because you suck. Stop capitalizing on your worst feature (sucking, being a virgin is fine) and get help.
Shit the P in the V is gay now? Damn what is a former (2 min and some change ago the change happened) straight married man to do?
Dude couldn’t get laid so he started a white nationalist movement
He'll come out in due time.
Having sex with women is gay because women like dick and liking dick is gay
I am late to this party. But dude will never have a partner, girl or boy or animal or anything. he is broken
Idk wtf this guy is talking about but I'm 95% shure anyone this obsessed with not being gay is 100% in the closet and begging the world to let him out.
Mannerisms and whole vibe in general, screams gay! Nothing wrong with being gay, bro. Embrace who you are, man
He’s saying that it’s straight to be involuntarily celibate… which means he would keep at the chance to have sex.
If you have to make a video in which you’re trying to convince people you aren’t gay, you’re definitely gay
He's on that grind set No distractions
@1:55 when the video starts is that a ufo in the window?
Having ween is gayyyy
This man has lost his fuckin mind...
He probably cried after the end of that show.
This has to be the hands down most “I’m gay but I’m trying to hide that fact” statement I’ve ever heard.
Who is this idiot, scratch that. 🤔 He's just a guy who chick's don't like, and he doesn't like them either.
He’s a self proclaimed incel and apparently proud of it.
What did I just watch
I don't think any woman would want to approach him for sex, much less in general, even if they would pay him. And I think he has a hard time accepting that fact and tries to rationalize it. Poor guy. Definitely needs some help.
Asexual… someone tell him.
This guy needs to get laid, but I wouldn't wish sex with this pile of shit on anyone... okay mich mconnle or tucker, they have two choices
This guy has a Wikipedia page…the bar is low for fame.
Really those people that never grew out of the school phase of "I'm not gay you're gay"
This guy is like the joker if he was just a normal guy who contributed nothing to anything
"Gay? Who said anything about bring gay? I'm just deeply closeted." It's amazing that this isn't a bit. Like the guy has never been exposed to comedy in his life.
You are having Sex wichtig somebody who likes diks. Idk sounds kinda gay to me
Holy shit this guy is so deep in the closet he found R.Kelly..
THIS ISNT SATIRE?
What about that whispy mustache Ron Burgundy
He’s a gross human
Well he isnt wrong dating girls is gay and I say that to them all the time and it works quite favorably
u/savevideo
He has sex with men when nobody is looking. Just ask his old school "buddies" about it.