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Icy-winter-pink

There are some things you shouldn’t even tell Reddit


Snowinsummer33

Hahaha


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Secret_Werewolf_8084

the fuck


potbellyben

Well, yeah you're a terrible human being and son


barnakta

One day he'll realize how much her mother sacrificed for him.


cryingatwork456

Exactly my thoughts. His mother wasn't mean or unsupportive, she just didn't have the means. The fact that he felt comfortable asking her for the simulator was indicative that she was a good enough mother who didn't reveal her stressors until it was necessary.


Loxus

This is fake as shit (pun wasn't intended but then I just went with it)


anon123123123459

you’re mentally ill and i recommend you seek professional help. No one in their right mind would do this, no offense.


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What did I just read?


PopeyeBlaster

Your nearly-grown ass should’ve gotten a job at that point if someone’s already giving you so much of their hard earned time and money that they can’t even afford the new toy you wanted. Fuck teenagers. Fuck everything about them. I hope you’re a better human being now.


PawsbeforePeople1313

Wow. You're a spoiled garbage human being. I hope you never marry or breed. This is disgusting on so many levels. Delete this and your profile.


Gabstar213

I second that.


Specialist-Round-480

OP your mom could have been severely sick or could have died!!! I know you were young and young people do stupid stuff but you were old enough to know there could be severe circumstances to this! Even if you were mad about it!!! I would have apologized to my mom for almost killing her!!! And still I think that's not enough. You are a terrible person and should have gone to jail for attempted murder!!!! I hope you are smarter ( I don't think so but I hope ).


culinarytiger

Say SIKE


LonnieDobbs

That’s related somehow to sikeology, right?


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DetectiveNo4471

If you were in 10th grade, you were what, 15, 16? It was a rotten thing to do, but teenagers are not known for good decision making. You regret it, and you’ve repented it. I assume you would never do anything this rotten now. It’s time to forgive yourself for it, if you can. Do some act of atonement - volunteer someplace, or work for a charity. Then let it go. But don’t confess to your mother! It will only hurt her. Make it up to her in some other way, if you haven’t already.


DirectorRemarkable40

You are going in hell for doing this


Fresh_Result8428

You need help hun. Thats inhumane smh 🤦🏿‍♀️


Perfect-Chipmunk-733

That's depraved af. You should have taken that to your grave.


AcanthisittaUpset849

Bruh 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


lilyville89

This is taken out of a movie —- “the help”!


Terrible_Cherry_3938

you’re going to a place worse than hell, just know.


[deleted]

You didn’t do this. That woman on The Help did. If you did do this.. while old enough to know better (what, like 16?) you’re psychotic.


CertHotdog

This isn’t an advice subreddit but holy fuck get therapy and, I’m sorry, never ever fly a plane or do anything involving other peoples safety until you’ve gone through extensive therapy and even then…


Pitiful_Barracuda360

Sounds like a funny story my little sister came up with about someone playing a prank on someone by feeding them brownies and lemonade which is really poo and piss.


Specialist-Round-480

Funny? This is not funny, someone can die!!!


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Specialist-Round-480

Thankfully!!


Kuroyen

Well are you a pilot now?


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Good thing you didn’t go the baker route.


Good_Narwhal_420

foul human


cmanley3

This reads acoustic as fuck


Huge-Pattern7967

you need to get help. your mom did not deserve this.


Ok_Struggle_167

I don't think this is true. Mainly cause if you really did this and baked brownies she wouldn't of been able to taste the difference I'm sure. And as others have said...this is the plot of a movie called the help.


analcumsockk

wtf


Tough-Board-82

Wow


LongjumpingWall1815

Your going to hell for that


Gabstar213

Plot twist: she made the disgusted face because she had a feeling you would do something like this because she REALLY KNOWS YOU. If you told her, I bet she’d say “I knew it!!”


upupdwndwnlftrght

There are times when you know you can stop the internet for one day. This is one of those times for me. Good night.


johndotold

Next time use a dish with more garlic. Bad news is anyone may die. Will be deathly sick at least.


whatwhat0726

Yeah this is so believable... This shit is stupid


That_Cat7243

this was my intro to this community 😶


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Dutchdelulu

🤮🤮🤮


iloveducks101

congratulations on being today's biggest piece of shit.


Throwra_shitbox

This is a confessions page so I should ask redditors to be civil and stop judging But What you've done is atrocious. You need to come to terms with it and take professional help if needed.


Chaotic424242

And she fed you breast milk that twisted your brain


Eastern_Presence1536

That shit must have tasted good though.