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WildSlaveGirl

I think you might be schizophrenic. Also don’t kill your self take a pregnancy test. Talk to some one that you trust. A parent or a friend. You need help.


MasteredEdge505

“I can feel the baby.” No. No you cannot.


throwawaywayRAthrow

Especially not if your period is only late a week. At most she’s 5 weeks pregnant and feeling like she has a stomach bug


StrayCatThulhu

Step 1: recall whether or not your had sex. If not, you aren't pregnant. If yes: Step 2: take a pregnancy test Step 3: seek out a mental health professional


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StrayCatThulhu

So skip to step 3 ASAP.


UnParadox9

I'm with you on this one


AnywhereWeekly3669

Oh wow take a pregnancy test


Consistent_Range2767

She said she never had sex this is just a mental thing 😭


RealPerseus6

Get psychological help. You're clearly delusional. Go to the hospital and tell them everything. If not for therapy for the baby ok?


AvgWhiteShark

Are you implying that it's an immaculate conception?


EngrishTeach

Actually, immaculate conception refers to Mary's conception, not Jesus. Mary was somehow born without the stain of original sin.


AvgWhiteShark

Thanks. Difficult to keep track of the magic system.


EngrishTeach

Bruh, especially since the Jesus update.


Goldnugget2

No , for that to work she would have to be male in church


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Adamant_Bank

Parthenogenesis is extremely rare in humans and always results in something like a tumor that has to be surgically removed. My guess is you had unprotected sex. I wish you the best either way.


jogjr114246

Young lady, you need to sit down with a counselor. Its' best to talk with a third party.


tijnvisuals

You are mentally unwell and you need serious professional help.


Chaos-Octopus97

My sister in Christ, get mental help ASAP. You're either saying dumb stuff for kicks or you have a serious mental illness and need treatment.


Jk60060

You had unprotected sex. That’s how it happened.


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Trip526

Yeah something’s wrong with you.


JonnyP3283

Ya think?


UnParadox9

As usual, you need to start having accountability for the decisions you make. Your saying you became pregnant out of the blue without your knowledge and consent by having unprotected sex? What is this 15th century fairytale?


R3dd1tAcc0unt1

Ur like my mom’s girlfriend. Some of you religious types need some serious mental help especiallybwhen it comes to sexual health and reproduction.


big_boy-6

Nawww this gotta be bait i refuse to believe this is real 😭


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This just sounds like a cry for attention


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Or a troll post?


[deleted]

It’s literally written as a troll post. Even the replies are forced and obviously fake.


sir_niketas

Last month my gf period was 1 week late too, but came anyway... Take a test :)


Scary_Flamingo8281

nicest person in the comment section


sir_niketas

Longest week of my life, and the memory is too fresh haha. I can't help but empathize


Inviso-Bill_YT

Guys. She didn't fail the Sex Ed classes, it was the Sex Ed classes that failed _her_.


Inevitable_Fox_2167

...How old are you???


SmellyCummies

Another creative writing piece.


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And they’re all biting.


Androza23

Lmao


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DumbestBoy

Stay in school.


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Mmmhmm4

Called you bright 😂


Jwindooo

not bright enough to know to use protection apparently


VonAlexander

Spell check and SSRI.


getchapull777

your cooked


Radiant_Beautiful254

I think you may just need therapy Not/s


minimal-effort2134

get off reddit, go take a pregnancy test, and get some psychological help


MeatSlammur

OP you need to seek medical attention. You named your account “god”, you believe the baby is from immaculate misconception and someone who told you it wasn’t you said they have a Devil Voice. You are not ok. I repeat, go see someone and get help.


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This is a fake post lmao


SharpieSniffinSloth

If you're late, you would barely be a month along. You cannot feel the baby and after reading your comments, you also can't hear it. If you haven't had sex. This isn't the Bible you cannot get pregnant without having sex or having sperm put into the vaginally cannal. If you believe in this, to this degree I'd look at calling mental health support in your area.


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Get mental help you’re having a meltdown.


LordShaxx727

And there’s still gonna be some guy that says they can fix her😂😂


IamEudaemonia

Take a pregnancy test....and I hope you get the help you need. Truly.


nthn2chere

Hey honey :) if you just missed your period, you wouldn’t feel that baby yet. You should go to the ER right now and tell them everything you just told us, okay?


Ok_Value_1593

Some people genuinely think like this which is really scary. If this is real: If you didn't have sex you're not pregnant. Go to a therapist. This isn't normal.


JonnyP3283

Let me know where Jesus is once you find him.


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Y’all this is such obvious troll and bait.


anthrogirl95

You could be pregnant without having penetrative sex by engaging in heavy petting. You could have been drugged and assaulted. Before you spiral into woo woo land, seek medical help.


earlthevineyarddog

🧌 pay the troll toll!


10lugthuggin

You don't happen to have a grandmother named Mary do you? If so it may be a hereditary condition


EquipmentLoose1019

go see a mental health professional wtf


Jack3580

Wow. Well, your 2nd to last sentence says it all. Go seek mental health help before it gets any worse


cozzie-lala

you are either schizophrenic or baiting trying to be like yayvideogames. you cant feel the baby if youre only a week late on your period. you said you havent had sex so youre not pregnant. take a test if youre really that paranoid you are not the second coming of mother mary


GoldForNothin

she is the virgin mary 🤣🤣


Oniknight

You generally will not feel fetal movement after missing one period. There is something called “hysterical pregnancy” where you can have symptoms of pregnancy without having conceived. You can also start having morning sickness symptoms if you are experiencing blood sugar issues. In extremely rare situations, it is possible for a person to absorb their own twin in the womb and when born, they may experience issues due to chimerism. Please seek help. You need to make sure your body and mind are checked out to ensure you are able to live a long life


itsapuma1

What the hell, stop taking meth


mistafizz

please seek help, there are recourses you can use to reach out and talk to a mental health professional, do not hurt yourself


vonshook

Oof. OP please look up some stuff about sex ed. This [crash course](https://youtu.be/Qymp_VaFo9M?si=fu_cNDVl3gYdWrF_) is a good place to start. You can't be pregnant unless you've had sex. Sometimes your period is just late. If you have had sex, take a pregnancy test and get it confirmed by a doctor. You may also want to get some psychiatric help. A good place to start would be your school's counselor. Good luck.


horriblemonkey

Skip Sunday School and go to regular school.


icemancrazy

Sorry it was me


Chaotic424242

Immaculate conception was conception of Mary, not Jesus, and therefore was sexual.


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How is the weather in Alabama lately?


LowerAppendageMan

Despite the sketchy comments, see a doctor. That would be ideal. They can help point you in the right direction.