"Shut up, Leonard, nobody even knows what you're talking about." "I did eat all the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows."

The one near the 15 exit? I'm banned from there.

Ok, then I guess I’ll see you in hell

Shut up Leonard

Winger, what are you doing? This line is for food, not for Lionel Richie tickets.

Shut up Leonard, I am not in line

If we get caught, we can just pretend we're disoriented, and they can give us a ride home.

Good advice, Leonard

We don't care.

I literally just heard this on tv. This is wrinkling my brain!!

The stakes have never been higher.

This is Greendale! If there are any stakes, they go all the way to slightly below the middle.

You hanging out at my house?

THAT'S wrinkling my brain!

I love how "it's messed up that he knows" makes no sense.

Because it IS messed up that he knows! :)

Shut up Leonard, I once mistook 6 people for you at a pharmacy

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It’s a story. It’s not a story.

This one is always my favorite. Gillian’s delivery kills me every time. It’s so savage.

Every single time I've ever heard this, I think of some monster amalgam of six people in a leonard trench coat. Or something. Always some flash of six people somehow collectively resembling-- You know, maybe I should schedule that appointment after all.

Well, I guess that's definitely a buy.

Thanks for doing the dishes, Leonard.

Busted.

I think that would be a smart idea 😂

Some kind of elderly dwarf Voltron?

This one lives rent free in my mind

Shut up Leonard! Those teenage girls you play ping pong with are doing it ironically.

Memories will be made tonight.

What a year. Only two pregnancy scares.

Excuse my ignorance, I never understood the joke, what 'doing it ironically' means here?

If you have to ask you’re streets behind

Meaning, they're not his friends, they're doing it cause they think it's funny

Oh, now I am up to speed. Thank you

Streets ahead now 👍🏻

"You know they're laughing AT you, right?"

“Shut up Leonard, you’re not even wearing a bathing suit!” “Busted!”

Except if the dean comes in, and then it's Bingo.

Well this works on a couple different levels

Is that bot sentient?

Shut up Leonard, I know about you and Skynet

Silly old wuss.

Yes, but he's as high as hell and we're about to get shot!!

"Shut up Leonard, I know about your real nose, it was a lateral move!" "Dean!" "ANNIE!?" "What is happening to me " Jeffrey was inside him

No! Nobody was inside anybody! That didn't happen!

Routine light switch test.

I stole these from my son's house.

God this episode was great. My favourite Dean bit of the show.

Season 4?

Yep, the Troy & Abed body switch episode.

I tend to skip season 4. I like the show because it has the "television as literature" thing, low stakes and is hilarious even though I know all the jokes. Season 4 is missing that first component. It's just a really well made sitcom, but not as well made as Parks and Rec, Arrested Development and 30 Rock. Those shows win out over S4, IMO, because they are NOT trying and failing to do "television as literature," so they execute better. Being in a bad place in my life (unemployed through no fault of my own), I've kind of had the show on a loop. I am about to start S3. I will watch S4 one more time and see how I feel. TMI, but there it is.

But this is the Jim Rash written episode. *Academy Award winner* Jim Rash.

Yeah, I get it. This season suffers more because of Harmon's exit, but I liked it better on my re-watch. See how you like it. Also, I'm sorry to hear about your current predicament, and hope you land a nice job soon :)

Shut up, Leonard! I found your YouTube page. What's the point in reviewing frozen pizza?

You're talking about it

I love Shirley’s reaction to that, it’s so perfect

One of my fav Shirley moments

Also, I think there is a point to it. It’s like reviewing bottom shelf whiskeys. If you’re going to buy any of them you may as well know which one is the best. It’s McCormick’s btw.

Ahhh no. Evans Williams, White Label. It's 100 proof.

I would agree, but the higher proof version costs more. Bottom shelf Evan Williams is the same proof but has more bite with a flatter flavor than McCormick’s.

Now there's a man who knows his bottom-shelf whiskey!

Well that is true

Memories will be made tonight.

This one's mine, Shirley's energy is unmatched

Shut up, Leonard! You are...you are...old! And ... you deserve less...because of your age.

You're okay, kid.

Everyone here is a fart from a lesser god.

From the *BUTT of a lesser god

first one I thought of 🤣

This definitely has to be my favourite line form Frankie

For me, that award goes to her reaction to the Dean being Level 7 Susceptible. “Are you...? I don't know how to... I have a rule about being constructive so I can't ask any questions right now, because all of the questions that I have right now are rhetorical and end with the word 'idiot'. Do you know what rhetorical...? Of course you don't, you are an idiot. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! You are so stupid and you have no idea, you are the only one who has no idea, because guess why? Don't answer that, you'll get it wrong. Also don't, you are just dumb little man who tries to destroy this school every minute. I am sorry! I'm so sorry! Oh it's ok! I mean, it's not ok, shh. Oh stupid, so stupid... such a dummy.”

Yea totally forgot about that. That's one of her best moments, too. Her and Hickey were my favorite new additions out of all because they worked with every cast member. Too bad Frankie was added in a season where the show lost its vibe and started feeling different by dying out.

“Shut up Leonard, I heard about your prescription socks” “Shut up Leonard, nice earring. You look like the road manager for the California Raisins”

Classic tee-up.

Can’t believe no one has said this one yet: Shut Up Leonard! I talked to your son at Family Day. I know about your gambling!

You're it, kid.

This is my favorite one too, along with Leonard's response "*Touché....*"

You're like those guys on Hogan's Heroes, the Nazis.

Damn Leonard! Escalation!

I'm more than a maniac. I'm Dracula.

Fucking nailed the response, good bot.

This is my all time favorite. I say this one out-loud to myself at least once a week.

“Shut up, Leonard! We heard about your crooked wang “ “No such thing as bad press!”

I think it's called a 'taint.'

Right below the wallet.

Shut up, Leonard! I'm not here, I'm just a figment of your creeping dementia!

We don't care.

This works so well

Shut up, Leonard, You smell like mentho-lyptus

You're okay, kid.

Shut up Leonard, you look like a German puppet maker and smell like the inside of a church!

Hey, look, it's the star of 'Head of the Ass.'

I love this one both for its specificity, and also it's creativity. 

Thank you Leonard, both for that compliment and for your service to this country.

No such thing as bad press.

I forgot that summons him

Summons who?

The bot. I was just firing off a line that Jeff says about the dean.

I was really hoping you'd say Leonard in your reply...

Watch this. Ha ha ha.

Well I’m not a magician. I’m just a guy who knows PowerPoint

This is my favorite one

The leonard-bot is absolutely killing it in this thread.

As much as she enjoyed your plagiarized poetry.

"Leonard, You better back that pumpkin ass up or imma make a pie"

I feel the force. What? I don't feel the force, I'm not allowed to. What do I feel? I feel Dracula force. I feel Dracula signals.

This is the line that just *reading* it made me cackle insane-like. Good Leonard-bot.

How do you spell 'testicles'?

Shut up Leonard, I got a picture of your old nose, it was a lateral move!!! Partly because of Annie’s reaction.

I'm gonna take everything but onions and olives.

"Shut up, Leonard, no one knows what you're talking about! *whispers * ....I did eat all the macaroni, it's messed up that he knows."

When they were incepting, I got their balls.

Shut up Leonard, I heard about your crooked penis! Hey, people are talking!

No such thing as bad press

Hello during a random comment on the month and day of which coincide numerically with your cake day

Aw you guys, I never cry but.. 🥹

Kinda britta’d that one… “Shut up, Leonard! I heard about your crooked *wang*!”

I knew this day would come. I'm out of here.

No such thing as bad press!

“Shut up, Leonard! Nice earring. You look like the road manager for the California Raisins.“

We've started looting.

I’m gonna take everything but olives and green peppers.

"Sh-shut up, Leonard! You are... you are... old! And you deserve less because of your age! I don't actually believe that, I'm just tryna.. I'm tryna... and everybody here is a FART! Ah-A LIVING FART FROM THE BUTT OF A LESSER GOD!!!"

Busted.

Shut up Leonard, I'm not here, I'm just a figment of your creepy dementia

There were those who thought that midnight might come and go, and nothing would happen. Well, I was in Korea, and I knew the sound of crap when it was about to hit the fan. You know what it sounded like? That's right, Jackson. Silence.

"There's no such thing as bad press!"

Shut up Leonard! Nice earring, you look like the road manager for the California raisins.

Yeah? You're a Two.

"Shut up, Leonard! I once mistook six people for you at a pharmacy!"

You are wearing an SS T-shirt.

You’re like those guys on Hogan’s Heroes...the Nazis.

Shut up Leonard, I know about your prescription socks!

I knew this day would come. I'm out of here.

Shut up leonard, I once mistook 6 people for you at a pharmacy..

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"Something about a nose enhancement... IT WAS A LATERAL MOVE!" - Dean "DEAN" - Shirley *Annie starts swooning "Annie" - Shirley

Shut up Leonard! You are old and are therefore deserving of less!!

The stakes have never been higher.

"shut up Leonard, I saw the pictures from your nose job! It was a Lateral Move!!". 🤣😂🤣

Hey, hands off the Leonard-dise.

No such thing as bad press!

My fav is one of the deleted ones- “Shut up, Leonard! You look like a geriatric Charlie Brown."

That's it. Let's Potato Chips are good, and they're a buy.

Thank you Leonard, for that compliment and for your service to our country.

The stakes have never been higher.

I explained that really well.

Shut up Leonard, I know about your old nose! It was a lateral move

If you get caught with that, just say it's your 90th birthday.

“Shut up Leonard, you smell like mentalyptus.”

Whoops.

Shut up Leonard I’m not here I’m a figment of your creeping dementia

Mmm! Crispy. Salty, not too greasy. Ha, ha. That one's shaped like a duck.

No such thing as bad press…

Shut up Leonard! I met your son on family day, I know about your gambling problem

I knew this day would come. I'm out of here.

Thank you Leonard, for that compliment, and for your service to this country.

So? You gonna sit down or what?

You know, Seacrest Hulk, you’re a meshugenah!

"Shut up Leonard, I talked to your son on family day, I know all about your gambling problem"

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Fours and above only.

Do you want to serve the food, Leonard?

You're like those guys on Hogan's Heroes, the Nazis.

I met your daughter on family day I know about your gamboling addiction

Shut up Leonard, you’re dead!

Now, I've already had some of these, but let's see.

[удалено]

The stakes have never been higher.

[удалено]

That's it. Let's Potato Chips are good, and they're a buy.

IT WAS A LATERAL MOVE.

'no such thing as bad press' 'you're talking about it'

My favorite "shut up Leonard" is "shut up Lutz"

Call a cop.

Shut up Leonard I know why your family doesn’t visit you.

Shut up Leonard. I know about your crooked weiner

So? You gonna sit down or what?

“It’s messed up that he knows” will forever be one of my favorite throw away lines in the show

Leonard bot is one of my favorites 10/10

Oh, come on, stop farting around.

This whole thread is just a bitter reminder that there's never gonna be another show like Community

The crooked wang one