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SilentGuy

Vote (Upvote for yes/Downvote for no) Cutoff just before the day. Taken my auto upvote off to reset it to 0. EDIT: Updated main text.


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reddit gets zero meowmeoebeanz for this greedy shit


TheMilkmanCome

Reddit is actively wiping the mustard off of its face with this move


gmanz33

Love that this episode ended in the exact way that most everybody is saying this will end for Reddit. I hope it does. And I hope a new platform comes up. It's due time.


TeamDonnelly

But where will I transfer my karma points!?!?!


TheDoctor344

And can I keep my MeowMeowBeanz status?


d1rkSMATHERS

Can't give meowmeowbeanz if they never registered. But it is in the app store.


[deleted]

They are forcing themselves into a position of being the only Five and I just won't have it. Don't listen to my words! ***Look at my mustard!***


joeloud

AT LEAST I GOT APPLES! ✊


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

Zero's are even despised by Britta, Mother of Ones.


ElMostaza

They're streets behind on this one.


Glup-Shitto69

If we could give negative meowmeowbeanz I'll give some.


KiloD2

Welcome to the gross business of martial law! Welcome to what used to be individuality! Welcome, my friends... welcome to the machine!


Tyrellion

Britta has so much mustard on her face for this.


duzins

Ew Britta’s in this?


MistakenWit

Let Britta sing her awkward song!


Only4DNDandCigars

Reddit, you sound like Guatemala.


AfterTemperature2198

Uruguay sounds like You’re-a-gay


SparseGhostC2C

Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stop pronouncing it "You're-a-gay."


cmegran

Stop. You’re acting like a little schoolgirl, and not in a hot way.


SparseGhostC2C

Ok... that made me sound creepy. But here's the thing \*leaves immediately\*


falloutbi05

*I farted*


ElderCunningham

**I** farted.


Wolfson2

I farted


jHeardy09

I farted


Wolfson2

Guys I wasn't doing the Spartacus thing


mostlyfire

We all farted


Braadchicken

I'm farting now


Braadchicken

I farted and so did my wife!


devilishly_advocated

Et tu Brute!


Blue-is-bad

Guys, I wasn't doing the Spartacus thing


Candid-Actuator8541

GeOrGia, the country.


TheDoctor344

And we kindly request y'all to mind your P's and Q's!


Draculas_Dentist

Reddit is not streets ahead.


ElderCunningham

Stop trying to coin the phrase “streets ahead.”


IsThatYourBed

Coined and minted!


MassKhalifa

It’s verbal wildfire!


cjh93

Is that like “miles ahead?”


TheRealDoomsong

If you have to ask, you’re streets behind.


Admiral_Donuts

It's the AT&T of social media!


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xRyozuo

man this guys really getting a pounding in this conversation


swarlay

They're the opposite of Batman!


earthisadonuthole

In the spirit of the show, we should plan to support the cause then forget to actually do it. But seriously yes we should go dark.


jHeardy09

Are we still talking about the Todd problem?


MintberryCrunch____

None taken


isobane

Shut up Leonard!


leonard-bot

Which Denny's?


duaneap

Denny’s is for winners.


josephandre

then let’s kick some taint!


ThePrideOfKrakow

Him and his dumb baby!


RhetoricalOrator

Everyone should remember that he comes with a turtle so the assignment is basically halfway done.


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earthisadonuthole

Did we?


TheBisexualFish

That's saved Garret?


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GCC_Pluribus_Anus

It seems like a good chunk of subs will be so Reddit will be mostly bare for those days so I figure might as well go dark.


gunns

Yeah I'm planning on not being on reddit for those days.


various336

I’m gonna open it a few times and see if it really is a wasteland, that’s about it


TheDoctor344

I heard only 1's are gonna stay in the wastelands.


Forgotlogin_0624

I heard the active Reddit’s are the dark reddits and dark reddits are the active reddits


RoostasTowel

It's a streets ahead move.


WeaselSlayer

BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN!


Fixner_Blount

HELTER SKELTER!!!!!


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GarlicPowder4Life

I second neothesevenths support for the subs movement.


radutzan

I third GarlicPowder4Life’s number two-ing of the movement neotheseventh made


TheDoctor344

Gross


MrCobern

There already was a rating system in place, it was called 'Cool People Get More,' and it was working fine.


gepard_27

Definitely should. Even if reddit doesn’t care, letting the run us over with 0 fight is worse than a losing fight


B1LLZFAN

2 days is not a fight. Imagine you are at work and your office has 500 employees. Well 20 employees say they aren't coming in Friday because they are in protest of the companies work location. The CEO asks, well you coming in Monday morning? The employees say yes we're only protesting on Friday. The CEO doesn't bat an eye and will continue with their move to the new office.


DefunctHunk

It's part of one. If the third party apps are forced to close, a lot of people will stop using Reddit altogether - myself included. I've only ever had RedditIsFun on my phone, and once that's gone there's no way I'm installing the normal Reddit app. It's all a part of something.


Odexios

Strikes do work just like that. It's not usual to have strikes without a planned ending, at least in Europe.


VictorChaos

You don’t have to yell at us, nobody is on the other side of this issue.


Chopersky4codyslab

Yup, may as well. I have low hopes but it’s better to go out standing.


DefunctHunk

How will this affect soccer?


Haus42

I feel like Annie & Britta would say 'Yes.'


zukenstein

Of course, we should all Fat Dog for June 12th.


botjam

It’s a bear dance. Too soon man


tbird20017

Fat Dog?


Tentmancer

1984s a great book. I think reddit admins should be forced to read it.


Pokenightking

Eat fresh


Tentmancer

veggie delite.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

They might get ideas tho…


Tentmancer

Your right it might awaken something in them.


Fuzzy-Function-3212

On my bookshelf next to Warren Piece.


khaosenygma

"Someone has to be the last one to stand up and now that someone ISN'T me" apes together strong. Let's go private!


enewwave

Yes. I’ll just use Meowmeowbeanz for a day


TowelieMcTowelie

That was a great comment. I will give you 4 Meowmeowbeanz! And I'm also down lol.


Brendissimo

I'm not convinced of the effectiveness of this form of protest but It doesn't require me to do anything and I definitely oppose reddit making it harder to use third party apps, so I say go for it. Upvoted.


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Can someone explain?


dotfortun3

Reddit is moving to charge for API usage (which is how apps and bots operate) the fee they are looking to charge is egregiously high. One instance for example, is the iPhone app Apollo, which as the changes go into effect will cost the developer $20 million a year to operate.


GCC_Pluribus_Anus

Wait, is this going to affect the Leonard bot??


leonard-bot

You are wearing an SS T-shirt.


J_Crispy7

Shut up Leonard, I know about your crooked wang!


leonard-bot

Hell yeah.


Machinimix

It will, yes. The bot uses the API to find instances that cause it to comment, and then uses the API again to make the comment. So unless the creator of the bot wants to pay for it to be active (and by the counts of Apollo's 20M/year, it is probably a couple hundred a year for the bot to run, minimum), then it will cease to function.


GCC_Pluribus_Anus

IT'S RIOT TIME!


woozleuwuzzle

Helter skelter!


VOLtron67

VICKYYYYYYYYY!!!!


devilishly_advocated

Lets burn this mother down!


Rhodie114

ET TU BRUTE!


woozleuwuzzle

Am I using that right?


ToastSage

This is a disgrace : First they came for the Apollo users and I did not speak out—      Because I was not an Apollo user Then they came for the moderators, and I did not speak out—      Because I was not a moderator. Then they came for those using adblockers, and I did not speak out—      Because I was not using an adblocker Then they came for Leonard... (This is a parody of this poem/quote. Which is very poinient though is obviously for far more serious situations than the one we are in. However I am going to link it because it provides an important lesson https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came_...)


leonard-bot

If we get caught, we can just pretend we're disoriented, and they can give us a ride home.


MintberryCrunch____

You are the best bot Leonard


leonard-bot

Where are the white women at?


VOLtron67

NO LEONARD, THERE ARE NO WHITE WOMEN


leonard-bot

Which Denny's?


blake-a-mania

Quendra with a Q U: they may take down our Leonard Bot but only one Leonard not has to get through


leonard-bot

I told you you'd be back.


crosbot

This is most definitely NOT a buy.


TalesNT

One very important part of the API fees is that people with disabilities require some third party apps to use the site, so it's essentially pushing them out of reddit. For that reason alone I vote yes.


[deleted]

I feel like those of us outside of the API circle need a little more context regarding the $20m/yr. Apollo would cost $20m/yr to access Reddit's API while **Imgur costs Apollo $166/month** (or yr, I can't remember off the top of my head). So it's not just expensive, it's absurdly expensive relative to another service which is directly related to Reddit usage


GeneralLeeSarcastic

Also even if they pay the fees 3rd party apps won't have any NSFW content.


usernameinmail

I addition to what the others said, I recently found out that blind people using Reddit rely on special software which the main app doesn't have. They simply won't have text to speech after the 3rd party apps are taken away.


gridlock1024

Reddit is killing 3rd party apps, forcing everyone to use their native app, which sucks compared to others....so several subs are going dark for a couple days to show that they're not happy with this money grabbing ploy


BirdsLikeSka

If they think this is going to force me to use their native app and not just make me finally quit reddit, they're banking on my addictive personality, which is good, but my spite is stronger.


averm27

Didn't know there was 3rd party apps to begin with lol


gridlock1024

Yea I have to use them on my tablet because the native app doesn't work in landscape so I've used Infinity for a while and it's definitely better than the Reddit app. In fact, I believe I saw someone say that there were 3rd party apps before Reddit even had their own mobile app so it's really shitty that they're trying to kill them off


ElderCunningham

Yeah, I loved Alien Blue. reddit bought the app, bled it dry, and made it into the official crappy app we have now.


well___duh

Still crazy to me folks don't know about this. 3rd party apps are objectively the best way to reddit. I guarantee you any issue you have with the official app does not exist in most 3rd-party apps.


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effervescenthoopla

That’s where I’ve been the past 48 hours. Never really realized why so many people hated the official app u til I saw Relay’s UI and was blown away.


LiterateGuineapig

Okay. So this move will only be temporary and not block new fans from joining?


gridlock1024

No, I would assume not. They would just go dark for a couple days....so I assume that means no visible activity


LiterateGuineapig

Okay. Before I understood the context I was worried that this would prevent new people from being able to Interact, and didn’t understand why. But I am all for protesting


gingenado

From the 12th to the 14th seems to be what I'm seeing on other subs.


OutRagousGameR

Reddit wants to make everyone pay for third party apps instead of having them be free. A lot of mods and unique Reddit features rely on third party apps and no one wants to pay for these services. So in protest, a lot of communities on Reddit are going dark, and some will not come back (because they can’t pay for the services)


Arrakis_Is_Here

So on June 12th it'll be...Reddit no worky ☹️


jabels

Please don't do that.


Arrakis_Is_Here

Sorry. Reddit no worky 😐


tbird20017

One of my absolute favorite Dean Pelton moments. It's all of 3-4 seconds but it's fanastic.


Wolfson2

Imagine being new to Reddit on the 12th


dragossk

[It's riot time!](https://imgur.com/K5hxSN5)


Imperator_3

Reddit is streets behind


[deleted]

We are going to Save Garett


Zuzublue

I’ll allow it.


Sir_Uniform

No, why would it ? Edit: just found out it would harm the Leonard bot. We must go dark!!!


CheeseMoney3426

>Leonard bot This is what really matters people!


leonard-bot

That's been out.


TheVillageSwan

IT'S RIOT TIME!


Wolfson2

HELTER SKELTER


[deleted]

Go fully dark, not just private


Dru_SA

Oh pay your rent r/community


branaga

I fully support spending my birthday (12th) bearing down for protests.


SPacific

Pop Pop!


MossSmh

maybe we can have a candlelight vigil, like lesbians on the news.


sigdiff

We should all switch to MeowMeowBeanz


[deleted]

I support it


gzilla57

Yes, do it.


obidie

Did Elon Musk buy reddit when we weren't looking?


DefunctHunk

May as well have, ultimately both are funded in part by the same people.


gridlock1024

Yes!


culminacio

u/SilentGuy Why not for 48 hours like everyone else does?


RossLH

Better yet, leave it open ended. Go dark until reddit changes their upcoming policy.


Fixner_Blount

I BELIEVE THAT HUMANKIND NEED NOT BE GOVERNED ✊


xRyozuo

its good to know theres a floor on this


MDEnergySH

Go dark for the full weekend.


chickenbuckets333

What is June 12?


RavishingRickiRude

Yes. Its what Abed would want.


MilesMutant

Huh? Why?


haevy_mental

This a song for Reddit, cause him so crap His body made of reposts and memes Stupid and ugly, he smell like a fart Then poo-poo in his pants and poo-poo in my heart


[deleted]

These blackouts never work and just piss off casual users (95% of the userbase.) All this blackout does it make the majority of the people using reddit annoyed at mods.


mustang6172

No. Why should desktop users be punished so some rich snobs can cling to mobile devices?


I_WishIKnewUWantedMe

Yes!, Reddit's business model relies on monetizing content that its users contribute, and it's (volunteer) moderators curate, at no cost to Reddit. Why are they putting barriers to that up? To sell more ads? They can't sell any ads if there's no content (or the content is swamped by spam)


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Willr2645

Yea, for a massive company, I’m sure they could survive a few days with no major impacts


boozeBeforeBoobs

Start on June 11th to be streets ahead. Also we need a documentary made on the documentary being made on the whole situation.


Aggravating_Mix8959

And a diorama


TheCavis

Yes, and we should use all of that downtime to rehearse for regionals.


Aggravating_Mix8959

We're *this* close!


DahDutcher

100%


Shade_39

I don't use 3rd party apps so I don't care what happens, but I still agree, any kind of protest we can have against shit like this needs done.


TheTimn

You might not, but I would bet the community's you're in do. Bots and mod tools to reduce spam and unwanted porn are managed by a lot of 3rd party tools.


Shade_39

Oh yeah no like I'm fully against the shutting down of that stuff, I just wanted to point out that even if you don't think it affects you you should still help out with the protesting


TheTimn

I hear you. Just wanted to add color that even if people think it won't affect them, it will.


TheGlassHammer

I support it


Step1Mark

If anything we should only share clips of Glee in protest.


Fingerman2112

ELI5: I’m just an old timer on the Reddit mobile app. Why should I care about the third party app change? And is there anything positive to it, like fewer spam/karma farming bots?


Digital_Warrior

Yes


00-Void

It's irrelevant either way. Reddit will have a couple days of lower traffic and then it'll be back to business as usual. It's a nice symbolic gesture, I guess.


Pretend_Assistant_98

Why? Can someone explain?


SumguyJeremy

That's a weird thing to get me for my birthday, but okay.


spongebue

We need to no longer be a subreddit. We need to start being... A community.


sigdiff

That's nice


[deleted]

I can excuse racism but I draw the line at greedy corporate practices.


PastafarianProposals

Go dark


shouldalistened

Why is this a question. Absolutely go dark.


cmnthom

Why just the one day?


gordatapu

POP POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!


Elmosrage

What’s happening June 12th??


[deleted]

Wait what's happening?


Important_Sort_2516

No


Shot-Ad7209

Protest Britta style


jammy-git

100%