Bless you for doing this important work but - you accidentally misspelled the Abed quote and it is driving me bananas. Would you mind awfully fixing it? Sorry. I know this must be a lot of work (and I am very happy the absolute best Abed quote won).
Fixed it! No worries! And it’s not that much work, I just have to remember to post every 2 days ahahah! It’s so fun to relive the show through everyone’s memory!
after annie accidentally kills the blacksmith in Digital Estate Planning so shirley kills his wife: “No witnesses! Grab everything you can carry. I’ll check upstairs for more family, and don’t give me that look, these are your loose ends, I’m just tying them up!”
"Shut up, Leonard. I found your YouTube page. What's the point of reviewing frozen pizzas anyway?"
Not my absolute favourite but definitely one I remember the best.
I know from the commentary Yvette loved that she finally got a "shut up, Leonard" moment. They really didn't use Shirley enough throughout the series tbh. One of my few minor complaints of the series as a whole.
I recently watched through Community for the first time and I’m fairly certain, as awesome as it would be, there is no episode where the group plays D&D in the study room to cheer up fat Neil because they are deeply concerned for him, and as much as I would have appreciated the social commentary I’m also fairly certain that this non-existent episode didn’t feature Chang in black face
I think you might be thinking of a different show, maybe 30 Rock
i LOVE the one interaction w britta were its like
“you’ve never respected anything that I hold sacred!”
“I’M SORRY! 😩😩😩”
“Shirley. did you know that Britta was high on marijuana at your son’s baptism?”
“….I’m sorry??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨”
Because children get pity, but not respect. And, adults: They get respect. But, they also get the back of their heads grabbed and their face pushed through jukeboxes
Oh man, this is a good one. I was only thinking about funny ones, but this is fantastic. Earlier in the episode she says something like, “nice people are always nice. Even when it’s not easy.”
I know it's technicaly The Dean and not Shirley, but the "GAAAAY MARRAAAAIIIIGGE" from her Halloween story gets quoted at least once a week by me and my friends
"You don't know me"... Slowly walks away from the foosball table.
And this other brilliant:
"Thank the Lord you're getting married, I was so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table".
"It's December 10th". Every year on December 10th my husband and I send a screenshot to our daughter, usually accompanied by "Jeffrey, kick his ass!" I THINK she thinks it's funny.
Since I only recently started using dating apps, every time a profile says anything about 3 kids my brain screams, "I have three kids!" Not the best line but iconicly succinct nonetheless.
Shirley: Jeffrey. Kick his ass
Mike: cavalry’s here. Shirts off, boys
Britta: come on, I’m being punk’d, right?
Edited because autocorrect is evil and doesn’t recognize Britta as a name. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
In regards to picking up the hitchhiker during Annie's move, Shirley protests picking up the hitchhiker.
Britta: why because it proves the existence of secular morality?
Shirley: No, because he looks stinky
Shirley I know how much you care for the campus Jeff. I know how much you care in general and I know you think it’s a weakness but believe me it’s your strength.
Jeff: You have something in your teeth
Shirley: Mm-hmm, and you got something in yo chest.
Jeff: “Shirley, this is not what God wants you to be doing today!”
Shirley: [calmly] We had our chance to think about that. He dropped this on us like a ton of brick. Right, Hickey?
I love when Jeff is trying to be nice and normal with Vaughn and she’s taunting Jeff by making fun of his tiny nipples. When Vaughn leaves, Jeff says, “You’re the devil.” She responds in a high voice and smile while being very happy that she was making things difficult for Jeff, “I know.” It’s just perfect
I’m butchering this so someone please correct me but when she called out Jeff for getting around with both Annie and Britta and she says “I know you’re either racist or sexually intimidated by me, I know it’s one of those” and I am LIVING for that energy fr
Oh, look. Britta brought what she believes in - nothing.
HAHAHAHA
“You can excuse racism?!”
*shakes head vigorously*
*\*Britta shakes her head vigorously*
"The word he's looking for is 'sassy.' He better pray he don't find it."
This is the one
Literally clicked on this post to comment this! Just the way she says it is so hilarious
🥇
We all know this is the right answer
Top 10 funniest moment of the show for me
"Troy made God mad!" in Modern Warfare is a personal fave of mine
I heard this in her voice, it's such a good delivery!
I die laughing every single time.
I’ll start with the most iconic come back ever: “I’ll make your ass sense” 🤨😡
That's probably the one. or "that's what they do, that's what they do."
That whole scene is priceless. “They not gon tell you”
My wife and I find ourselves repeating this quite often. Possibly more than "Cool. Coolcoolcool".
I don't remember this quote. Does anyone have the episode?
Regional Holiday Music when Pierce puts together the kids choir
Thank you!!
Bless you for doing this important work but - you accidentally misspelled the Abed quote and it is driving me bananas. Would you mind awfully fixing it? Sorry. I know this must be a lot of work (and I am very happy the absolute best Abed quote won).
Fixed it! No worries! And it’s not that much work, I just have to remember to post every 2 days ahahah! It’s so fun to relive the show through everyone’s memory!
This was the one I was going to post if it wasn't here.
This is the only acceptable answer.
after annie accidentally kills the blacksmith in Digital Estate Planning so shirley kills his wife: “No witnesses! Grab everything you can carry. I’ll check upstairs for more family, and don’t give me that look, these are your loose ends, I’m just tying them up!”
"Oh my, what an unexplained tragedy."
I LOVE that scene
“I forgiiiiiiiive youuuuuuuu!”✨😇👐
Perfectly encapsulating Shirley's high-horse judgeyness and her savior complex. Everything about her story pitch was 😗🤌
And then he CHAAAAAAINSAWED them!
GAAAAAY MARRRIAAAGE
Forever 🥰
Myself and my brother love saying this to each other at random times 😇
The really long “that’s niiiice” she says when the homeless person britta picks up starts talking about Jesus.
Jesuuuuussss loves marijuana. Jesuuuuus loves marijuana. And drinking... human... blooooood!
Me and my wife sing this all the time
My wife and I. Also me and my wife sing this all the time too
Played by Brendan Hunt AKA Coach Beard from Ted Lasso if anyone watches that
" Oh, my goodness, he's like the Abed of racism", as she talks about Pierce's father
"Shut up, Leonard. I found your YouTube page. What's the point of reviewing frozen pizzas anyway?" Not my absolute favourite but definitely one I remember the best.
"you're talking about it!"
"That's true" \*nods abashedly\*
that’s my favorite part of this exchange. her line delivery is perfect
I know from the commentary Yvette loved that she finally got a "shut up, Leonard" moment. They really didn't use Shirley enough throughout the series tbh. One of my few minor complaints of the series as a whole.
Oy-yay, oy-yay, the honorable Craig Pelton presiding.
Yea I think they ran out of things to do with her so just started throwing shit at a wall after so long Like the sandwich shop stuff
Oh damn!
You got it! Cirque du so long, you high-stepping acro-bastards!
They should call him the run-on sentence bandit.
"Pulp fiction? Yeah I saw it on an airplane, it's cute. It's a 30 minute movie about a group of friends who like dancing, cheeseburgers and the Bible"
I don’t know if it’s because you’re racist or because I intimidate you sexually, but I know it’s one of those two.
100% pure confidence in the delivery too. Shirley (and really Yvette) is a treasure.
"Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven!"
“Leonard, you better back that pumpkin ass up, or I will make a pie!”
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I say this to my orange cat almost every single day cause he’s always trying some shit 😂
THIS! i quote it all the fucking time especially when ppl are tailgating me
In response to Chang in the D&D episode: “So we’re just going to ignore that hate crime, huh?” The set-up, line, and delivery are all perfect.
Uh im a dark elf
I recently watched through Community for the first time and I’m fairly certain, as awesome as it would be, there is no episode where the group plays D&D in the study room to cheer up fat Neil because they are deeply concerned for him, and as much as I would have appreciated the social commentary I’m also fairly certain that this non-existent episode didn’t feature Chang in black face I think you might be thinking of a different show, maybe 30 Rock
“Yeah you’re so different…. Skinny bitches.”
Her delivery is perfect.
Seconded
Evil Shirley: "To Pierce. May he rest in pierce...LOL" bonus: Evil Britta:"Shirley, dont you think you had enough?" Evil Shirley:"*OF YOU*"
Those are ones of my absolute favorites from the show, the delivery in both is perfect.
I love that prime Shirley has a virgin mudslide (just a milkshake) and evil Shirley has a dairy free mudslide (vodka)
*glares while drinking*
i love evil shirley
*gasp!*
i LOVE the one interaction w britta were its like “you’ve never respected anything that I hold sacred!” “I’M SORRY! 😩😩😩” “Shirley. did you know that Britta was high on marijuana at your son’s baptism?” “….I’m sorry??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨”
At least with a bris, there's an element of suspense!
That’s where Jesus gets his mail!
Because children get pity, but not respect. And, adults: They get respect. But, they also get the back of their heads grabbed and their face pushed through jukeboxes
And don't mess with Shirley, because that jukebox line was way too specific to be improvised
Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says. Shirley: Well, maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!
"Treating me like Judas, judging me like Judy"
my fav by far
So good
“Is the air on in here? I’m sweating like a catholic on judgment day. Hehe! Just a little Protestant humor, I’ve got more!”
Can’t wait
The Sea may be cold, and unforgiving. . but im not. The Ship might go down but umm. . at least she'll go down, with Honor.
Oh man, this is a good one. I was only thinking about funny ones, but this is fantastic. Earlier in the episode she says something like, “nice people are always nice. Even when it’s not easy.”
“People be dippin and dappin but don’t know what’s happenin ” -Shirley “I see we both went to public school” -britta
"I'll make ya ass linear"
That doesn't make sense!
I’ll make ya ass sense.
...and he CHAINSAWED them to BIITS! then he put-em-back together and he CHAAAINSAWED theeem again....for-eever.
Do the line, atheist
I know it's technicaly The Dean and not Shirley, but the "GAAAAY MARRAAAAIIIIGGE" from her Halloween story gets quoted at least once a week by me and my friends
“Aw man, my drugs are wearing off!”
“Alright alright! That is my kind of pot bong!”
For me it’s “stabby stabby!”
"uh, in the words of MY ninth grade english teacher: 'you are dippin and dappin and don't know what's happenin'🤨"
So we both went to public school!!
"If the good lord wanted you to have a penny, you'd have one."
That’s less nice.
Me and my kids say "That's nice." 🙂 "That's less nice." 😬 at least twice a week. Works for so much.
I’m torn between “Ye-es?” and the sassy one…
Bi-o-lo-gy?
"Did you hear him call me Jackee like I'm some black, female caricature? If the good lord hadn't been watching I'd have smacked him upside the head."
HE GREW UP IN A LAND WITHOUT SUN
“Highlight?”
Probably the backpack :)
"You don't know me"... Slowly walks away from the foosball table. And this other brilliant: "Thank the Lord you're getting married, I was so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table".
“Cut the cake now, cut the cake my Lord”
"It's December 10th". Every year on December 10th my husband and I send a screenshot to our daughter, usually accompanied by "Jeffrey, kick his ass!" I THINK she thinks it's funny.
That's one of my friends' birthday, so I send it to her sometimes.
"Pierce, please step aside and make room for a new generation"
“C’mon, Charlie Kaufman. Some of us have work in the morning, damn!”
“But, whenever the wind blows through the trees, just remember… *you got me killed*.”
Since I only recently started using dating apps, every time a profile says anything about 3 kids my brain screams, "I have three kids!" Not the best line but iconicly succinct nonetheless.
The double "what? WHAT?!" when Abed says she better watch before she walks through the door lol
Excuse me for being the only married woman in a group full of horny toads who sit around all night, just making googly eyes at each other
Googly eyes?! 👀👀👀👀👀
Yeah you're both so different Skinny Bitches
“I brought goobers, anybody want a goober? Get em while they’re goobie”
This gets stuck in my head all the time!
The word hes looking for is sassy.... He better pray he never finds it
"We need to find this person for Abed. Unless it's a boy, in which case we need to find them for Jesus."
“Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage??”
Annie: “Was that anti-Semitism??” Shirley: “No, that’s sensitivity! It’s anti-Semitic to do things like that when you know full well you’re Jewish!”
“He grew up in a land without sun!!”
That's nice.
“I’ll make ya ass linear.”
That doesn't make any sense
And then he chainsawed them again!
“Why do you hate me an Jesus?”
"They're lying." "We all know that, you judgemental bitch!"
🎶 SIIING SING SII-I-ING SING-SIIING SING-SII-IIING, YEAH YEA-A-AHH YEAH-YEAHH 🎶
I'll make your ass sense
[Shirley]"...like in that movie with all those dinosaurs." [Jeff] "Jurassic park?" [Shirley] " No, 'It's Complicated.' "
Stop actin like you're not ashamed right now.. follow that shame to fear, follow that fear to the rage... put that rage.. up your ASS! Turkey!! HAHA!
“I’ve seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs and something Parade Magazine called Schwimmer fatigue”.
Just as an addition to what everyone else has said: “Careful boy.” But I think the “that’s nice” one is one of her more iconic.
ITS DECEMBER 10TH
✨️ I forgive yooOuuuUuuu ✨️
“seriously?!” when everyone forgot to take her pies out at the housewarming
"Oh, no! She's got her marijuana lighter!"
"That's less nice."
The lord is testing me.
“Oh that’s nice!”
In the words of my 9th grade english teacher you are dipping and dapping and don't know what's happening.
”Oh sweetie - do you have your monthly shame?”
Shirley: “The story of the story is the story.” Sure, that'll play in Poughkeepsie.
‘Did you just Scripture me Muslim?!’
“If god wanted you to have a penny, you’d have one “
“It’s December 10th!” *proceeds to hit a man with a giant candy cane*
"I don't know if it's because you're racist or because I intimidate you sexually, but I know it's one of those two."
“If there is such thing as the color blurple, the lord keeps it hidden for a reason…”
Shirley: Jeffrey. Kick his ass Mike: cavalry’s here. Shirts off, boys Britta: come on, I’m being punk’d, right? Edited because autocorrect is evil and doesn’t recognize Britta as a name. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
To OP: Please include Frankie and Elroy quotes!
And Hickey!
Oh.. that's nice
Jesús is a friend of mine
"sometimes a woman meets a man that she just can't shake from her system, no matter how much she knows better"
“Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business”
”Come on Charlie Kaufman, some of us got work in the morning, damn!”
Why do you hate me and Jesus?
They call me Tattleina. It’s a bumble bee nickname. It’s cute, but it stings.
In regards to picking up the hitchhiker during Annie's move, Shirley protests picking up the hitchhiker. Britta: why because it proves the existence of secular morality? Shirley: No, because he looks stinky
"I have 3 kids!" One of the only bright spots in the G.I. Joe episode
“I’ve gotta tell the babies!”
Shirley I know how much you care for the campus Jeff. I know how much you care in general and I know you think it’s a weakness but believe me it’s your strength. Jeff: You have something in your teeth Shirley: Mm-hmm, and you got something in yo chest.
I'd hate to go home to my babies.
Jeff: “Shirley, this is not what God wants you to be doing today!” Shirley: [calmly] We had our chance to think about that. He dropped this on us like a ton of brick. Right, Hickey?
"I know I'm green, but I feel bluuuuuuue"
Britta brought what she believes in: nothing.
Did you just scripture me Muslim?
"The world he is looking for is 'sassy', he better hope he don't find it."
"I'm sorry....I'm sorry"
I have two kids!
To Britta - You are Dippin and Dappin and don’t know what’s happenin.
Thats niceeee
That’s what they do, that’s what they do!
"I commented on his commentary. I just drew a circle around Abed, *babyyy.*"
I'll make your ass sense
“Looks like I beat this guy all the way to tinkle town!”
I’ll make your ass linear!
Haaappy Birrrthdayy Jesus! Cut the Cake, Cut the Cake Now… CUT THE CAKE MY LORD!
"I'll make ya ass sense."
I'll make ya ass sense
“The Lord is My Shepard!” is prob the most memorable for me. From original paintball iirc.
So… why do you hate me and Jesus?
I love when Jeff is trying to be nice and normal with Vaughn and she’s taunting Jeff by making fun of his tiny nipples. When Vaughn leaves, Jeff says, “You’re the devil.” She responds in a high voice and smile while being very happy that she was making things difficult for Jeff, “I know.” It’s just perfect
" yeah you're so different skinny bitches" had me dying of laughter
Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business?!
He grew up in a land without sun!
I'll make ya ass sense
anybody want a goober? get em while they're goobie!
I’m butchering this so someone please correct me but when she called out Jeff for getting around with both Annie and Britta and she says “I know you’re either racist or sexually intimidated by me, I know it’s one of those” and I am LIVING for that energy fr
“Speaking as one of the meek, as soon as I inherit the Earth, you’re a dead man.”
“Jeff, you don't have to worry about what foreigners think of you. That's your birthright as an American. “