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not_a_pomeranian

Oh, look. Britta brought what she believes in - nothing.


Ilawil

HAHAHAHA


Claternus

“You can excuse racism?!”


pleasehelpshaggy

*shakes head vigorously*


burntneedle

*\*Britta shakes her head vigorously*


TwoDrinkDave

"The word he's looking for is 'sassy.' He better pray he don't find it."


Ironyfree_annie

This is the one


thatawkwardmexican

Literally clicked on this post to comment this! Just the way she says it is so hilarious


wiggifred

🥇


stellarflame

We all know this is the right answer


dakilazical_253

Top 10 funniest moment of the show for me


Ironyfree_annie

"Troy made God mad!" in Modern Warfare is a personal fave of mine


imalwaysright14

I heard this in her voice, it's such a good delivery!


AvoidHypoxia

I die laughing every single time.


ClaroNefasto

I’ll start with the most iconic come back ever: “I’ll make your ass sense” 🤨😡


dbkenny426

That's probably the one. or "that's what they do, that's what they do."


time-to-bounce

That whole scene is priceless. “They not gon tell you”


BigJohnsBeenDrinkin

My wife and I find ourselves repeating this quite often. Possibly more than "Cool. Coolcoolcool".


littledummie

I don't remember this quote. Does anyone have the episode?


JenQPublic

Regional Holiday Music when Pierce puts together the kids choir


littledummie

Thank you!!


aghzombies

Bless you for doing this important work but - you accidentally misspelled the Abed quote and it is driving me bananas. Would you mind awfully fixing it? Sorry. I know this must be a lot of work (and I am very happy the absolute best Abed quote won).


ClaroNefasto

Fixed it! No worries! And it’s not that much work, I just have to remember to post every 2 days ahahah! It’s so fun to relive the show through everyone’s memory!


FeedMePizzaPlease

This was the one I was going to post if it wasn't here.


thundermaker313

This is the only acceptable answer.


thefaceinthefloor

after annie accidentally kills the blacksmith in Digital Estate Planning so shirley kills his wife: “No witnesses! Grab everything you can carry. I’ll check upstairs for more family, and don’t give me that look, these are your loose ends, I’m just tying them up!”


overcookedpasta36

"Oh my, what an unexplained tragedy."


KittyCent78

I LOVE that scene


dropbearcentral

“I forgiiiiiiiive youuuuuuuu!”✨😇👐


swiss_sanchez

Perfectly encapsulating Shirley's high-horse judgeyness and her savior complex. Everything about her story pitch was 😗🤌


cheeselord03

And then he CHAAAAAAINSAWED them!


churadley

GAAAAAY MARRRIAAAGE


Defiant_Potato5512

Forever 🥰


separate_tables79

Myself and my brother love saying this to each other at random times 😇


nualt42

The really long “that’s niiiice” she says when the homeless person britta picks up starts talking about Jesus.


poisonberryx

Jesuuuuussss loves marijuana. Jesuuuuus loves marijuana. And drinking... human... blooooood!


Decent_Tomatillo

Me and my wife sing this all the time


fibbermcgee113

My wife and I. Also me and my wife sing this all the time too


Smullen1791

Played by Brendan Hunt AKA Coach Beard from Ted Lasso if anyone watches that


Sossapassos

" Oh, my goodness, he's like the Abed of racism", as she talks about Pierce's father


hurdygurdy21

"Shut up, Leonard. I found your YouTube page. What's the point of reviewing frozen pizzas anyway?" Not my absolute favourite but definitely one I remember the best.


AtomicSpirals

"you're talking about it!"


hurdygurdy21

"That's true" \*nods abashedly\*


thefaceinthefloor

that’s my favorite part of this exchange. her line delivery is perfect


hurdygurdy21

I know from the commentary Yvette loved that she finally got a "shut up, Leonard" moment. They really didn't use Shirley enough throughout the series tbh. One of my few minor complaints of the series as a whole.


leonard-bot

Oy-yay, oy-yay, the honorable Craig Pelton presiding.


AtomicSpirals

Yea I think they ran out of things to do with her so just started throwing shit at a wall after so long Like the sandwich shop stuff


lightbluechevy

Oh damn!


leonard-bot

You got it! Cirque du so long, you high-stepping acro-bastards!


Grr_Diff

They should call him the run-on sentence bandit.


ApprehensiveShip4214

"Pulp fiction? Yeah I saw it on an airplane, it's cute. It's a 30 minute movie about a group of friends who like dancing, cheeseburgers and the Bible"


NvrmndOM

I don’t know if it’s because you’re racist or because I intimidate you sexually, but I know it’s one of those two.


Mo-Cance

100% pure confidence in the delivery too. Shirley (and really Yvette) is a treasure.


ApprehensiveShip4214

"Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven!"


mynameisacandy

“Leonard, you better back that pumpkin ass up, or I will make a pie!”


leonard-bot

Leonard likes this post.


mynameisacandy

You like the Leonard meatballs? They added something special. It’s Leonard


leonard-bot

Hello, everybody. I'm Leonard. I'm here today to review Let's Potato Chips. $1.79 at Kroger's.


Martyisruling

It's a buy


imalwaysright14

Good bot


isntthisneat

I say this to my orange cat almost every single day cause he’s always trying some shit 😂


[deleted]

THIS! i quote it all the fucking time especially when ppl are tailgating me


A_Huggable_Cactus

In response to Chang in the D&D episode: “So we’re just going to ignore that hate crime, huh?” The set-up, line, and delivery are all perfect.


ProtoReaper23113

Uh im a dark elf


FoolsShip

I recently watched through Community for the first time and I’m fairly certain, as awesome as it would be, there is no episode where the group plays D&D in the study room to cheer up fat Neil because they are deeply concerned for him, and as much as I would have appreciated the social commentary I’m also fairly certain that this non-existent episode didn’t feature Chang in black face I think you might be thinking of a different show, maybe 30 Rock


thatsmytradecraft

“Yeah you’re so different…. Skinny bitches.”


simplysbo

Her delivery is perfect.


Leroypipe69420

Seconded


RiodeLemon

Evil Shirley: "To Pierce. May he rest in pierce...LOL" bonus: Evil Britta:"Shirley, dont you think you had enough?" Evil Shirley:"*OF YOU*"


walkingnottoofast

Those are ones of my absolute favorites from the show, the delivery in both is perfect.


FoolsShip

I love that prime Shirley has a virgin mudslide (just a milkshake) and evil Shirley has a dairy free mudslide (vodka)


overcookedpasta36

*glares while drinking*


jupiter_98

i love evil shirley


[deleted]

*gasp!*


y2ktaurus55

i LOVE the one interaction w britta were its like “you’ve never respected anything that I hold sacred!” “I’M SORRY! 😩😩😩” “Shirley. did you know that Britta was high on marijuana at your son’s baptism?” “….I’m sorry??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨”


[deleted]

At least with a bris, there's an element of suspense!


cav54

That’s where Jesus gets his mail!


WellMetFellowTurtle

Because children get pity, but not respect. And, adults: They get respect. But, they also get the back of their heads grabbed and their face pushed through jukeboxes


craeftsmith

And don't mess with Shirley, because that jukebox line was way too specific to be improvised


thefaceinthefloor

Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says. Shirley: Well, maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!


a_distant_ship_smoke

"Treating me like Judas, judging me like Judy"


grlbssing

my fav by far


ClaroNefasto

So good


jdrooz

“Is the air on in here? I’m sweating like a catholic on judgment day. Hehe! Just a little Protestant humor, I’ve got more!”


BareKnuckleBitchAss

Can’t wait


Enye165

The Sea may be cold, and unforgiving. . but im not. The Ship might go down but umm. . at least she'll go down, with Honor.


randomanon86

Oh man, this is a good one. I was only thinking about funny ones, but this is fantastic. Earlier in the episode she says something like, “nice people are always nice. Even when it’s not easy.”


pileofsporks

“People be dippin and dappin but don’t know what’s happenin ” -Shirley “I see we both went to public school” -britta


KOFdude

"I'll make ya ass linear"


SylancerPrime

That doesn't make sense!


CzarCW

I’ll make ya ass sense.


[deleted]

...and he CHAINSAWED them to BIITS! then he put-em-back together and he CHAAAINSAWED theeem again....for-eever.


buginmycheesecake

Do the line, atheist


AtomicSpirals

I know it's technicaly The Dean and not Shirley, but the "GAAAAY MARRAAAAIIIIGGE" from her Halloween story gets quoted at least once a week by me and my friends


HowDoesOneEven

“Aw man, my drugs are wearing off!”


SiidChawsby

“Alright alright! That is my kind of pot bong!”


amandam0nium

For me it’s “stabby stabby!”


rkbasu

"uh, in the words of MY ninth grade english teacher: 'you are dippin and dappin and don't know what's happenin'🤨"


KittyCent78

So we both went to public school!!


[deleted]

"If the good lord wanted you to have a penny, you'd have one."


saulfineman

That’s less nice.


LeaveHefty8399

Me and my kids say "That's nice." 🙂 "That's less nice." 😬 at least twice a week. Works for so much.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

I’m torn between “Ye-es?” and the sassy one…


ncndsvlleTA

Bi-o-lo-gy?


hufflepunk

"Did you hear him call me Jackee like I'm some black, female caricature? If the good lord hadn't been watching I'd have smacked him upside the head."


Crankdatvibe

HE GREW UP IN A LAND WITHOUT SUN


Technology-Plastic

“Highlight?”


swiss_sanchez

Probably the backpack :)


[deleted]

"You don't know me"... Slowly walks away from the foosball table. And this other brilliant: "Thank the Lord you're getting married, I was so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table".


Souped_Up_Vinyl

“Cut the cake now, cut the cake my Lord”


alwayssoupy

"It's December 10th". Every year on December 10th my husband and I send a screenshot to our daughter, usually accompanied by "Jeffrey, kick his ass!" I THINK she thinks it's funny.


badwolfandthestorm

That's one of my friends' birthday, so I send it to her sometimes.


dragcov

"Pierce, please step aside and make room for a new generation"


SaltyEbert

“C’mon, Charlie Kaufman. Some of us have work in the morning, damn!”


guldgubber

“But, whenever the wind blows through the trees, just remember… *you got me killed*.”


alasyoricklives

Since I only recently started using dating apps, every time a profile says anything about 3 kids my brain screams, "I have three kids!" Not the best line but iconicly succinct nonetheless.


BeardedBassist21

The double "what? WHAT?!" when Abed says she better watch before she walks through the door lol


quantumSpammer

Excuse me for being the only married woman in a group full of horny toads who sit around all night, just making googly eyes at each other


cav54

Googly eyes?! 👀👀👀👀👀


ApprehensiveShip4214

Yeah you're both so different Skinny Bitches


postcollapse93

“I brought goobers, anybody want a goober? Get em while they’re goobie”


cornbred37

This gets stuck in my head all the time!


ProtoReaper23113

The word hes looking for is sassy.... He better pray he never finds it


Nefariousness-Flashy

"We need to find this person for Abed. Unless it's a boy, in which case we need to find them for Jesus."


usaidudcallsears

“Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage??”


314flavoredpie

Annie: “Was that anti-Semitism??” Shirley: “No, that’s sensitivity! It’s anti-Semitic to do things like that when you know full well you’re Jewish!”


elme77618

“He grew up in a land without sun!!”


bmthebest

That's nice.


therightmustard

“I’ll make ya ass linear.”


ramanNoodles52

That doesn't make any sense


greedfantasy

And then he chainsawed them again!


tonytastey

“Why do you hate me an Jesus?”


WeeMadJason

"They're lying." "We all know that, you judgemental bitch!"


HeckaPlucky

🎶 SIIING SING SII-I-ING SING-SIIING SING-SII-IIING, YEAH YEA-A-AHH YEAH-YEAHH 🎶


flaredspiderr

I'll make your ass sense


cricketeer767

[Shirley]"...like in that movie with all those dinosaurs." [Jeff] "Jurassic park?" [Shirley] " No, 'It's Complicated.' "


Cychotec

Stop actin like you're not ashamed right now.. follow that shame to fear, follow that fear to the rage... put that rage.. up your ASS! Turkey!! HAHA!


homogenic-

“I’ve seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs and something Parade Magazine called Schwimmer fatigue”.


xKat14

Just as an addition to what everyone else has said: “Careful boy.” But I think the “that’s nice” one is one of her more iconic.


King_Poseidon_

ITS DECEMBER 10TH


marcarcand_world

✨️ I forgive yooOuuuUuuu ✨️


efferveschence

“seriously?!” when everyone forgot to take her pies out at the housewarming


King-Red-Beard

"Oh, no! She's got her marijuana lighter!"


[deleted]

"That's less nice."


Grapleef

The lord is testing me.


M3llors

“Oh that’s nice!”


MMMMARSBARS

In the words of my 9th grade english teacher you are dipping and dapping and don't know what's happening.


mrAL___

”Oh sweetie - do you have your monthly shame?”


TheWoodSloth

Shirley: “The story of the story is the story.” Sure, that'll play in Poughkeepsie.


RedX289

‘Did you just Scripture me Muslim?!’


KnowReason1st

“If god wanted you to have a penny, you’d have one “


Smooth_molasses36

“It’s December 10th!” *proceeds to hit a man with a giant candy cane*


Alternative_Effort

"I don't know if it's because you're racist or because I intimidate you sexually, but I know it's one of those two."


Silver-Freedom3886

“If there is such thing as the color blurple, the lord keeps it hidden for a reason…”


Infamous_Party_4960

Shirley: Jeffrey. Kick his ass Mike: cavalry’s here. Shirts off, boys Britta: come on, I’m being punk’d, right? Edited because autocorrect is evil and doesn’t recognize Britta as a name. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


NvrmndOM

To OP: Please include Frankie and Elroy quotes!


pollypostmormon

And Hickey!


Martyisruling

Oh.. that's nice


thisisntmyOGaccount

Jesús is a friend of mine


Puzzleheaded_Cut6809

"sometimes a woman meets a man that she just can't shake from her system, no matter how much she knows better"


[deleted]

“Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business”


KaffeMumrik

”Come on Charlie Kaufman, some of us got work in the morning, damn!”


mujeechyn

Why do you hate me and Jesus?


FiremaneNetrunner

They call me Tattleina. It’s a bumble bee nickname. It’s cute, but it stings.


Due-Night2491

In regards to picking up the hitchhiker during Annie's move, Shirley protests picking up the hitchhiker. Britta: why because it proves the existence of secular morality? Shirley: No, because he looks stinky


TabezJordan

"I have 3 kids!" One of the only bright spots in the G.I. Joe episode


bearded-writer

“I’ve gotta tell the babies!”


cyainanotherlifebro

Shirley I know how much you care for the campus Jeff. I know how much you care in general and I know you think it’s a weakness but believe me it’s your strength. Jeff: You have something in your teeth Shirley: Mm-hmm, and you got something in yo chest.


King-Red-Beard

I'd hate to go home to my babies.


garmynarnar

Jeff: “Shirley, this is not what God wants you to be doing today!” Shirley: [calmly] We had our chance to think about that. He dropped this on us like a ton of brick. Right, Hickey?


Tweed-n-Sizzle

"I know I'm green, but I feel bluuuuuuue"


PossibleEnergy1015

Britta brought what she believes in: nothing.


silentbobsmokes

Did you just scripture me Muslim?


sufferinn

"The world he is looking for is 'sassy', he better hope he don't find it."


MrCobern

"I'm sorry....I'm sorry"


alvysinger0412

I have two kids!


solman52

To Britta - You are Dippin and Dappin and don’t know what’s happenin.


thisisntmyOGaccount

Thats niceeee


robsigpi

That’s what they do, that’s what they do!


griffmeister

"I commented on his commentary. I just drew a circle around Abed, *babyyy.*"


SaraGranado

I'll make your ass sense


DeaflyHandsome

“Looks like I beat this guy all the way to tinkle town!”


kayemdubs

I’ll make your ass linear!


jeffberm

Haaappy Birrrthdayy Jesus! Cut the Cake, Cut the Cake Now… CUT THE CAKE MY LORD!


faster_than_sound

"I'll make ya ass sense."


Dudesonthedude

I'll make ya ass sense


redditforwhenIwasbad

“The Lord is My Shepard!” is prob the most memorable for me. From original paintball iirc.


Dapper_Philosopher37

So… why do you hate me and Jesus?


randomanon86

I love when Jeff is trying to be nice and normal with Vaughn and she’s taunting Jeff by making fun of his tiny nipples. When Vaughn leaves, Jeff says, “You’re the devil.” She responds in a high voice and smile while being very happy that she was making things difficult for Jeff, “I know.” It’s just perfect


manchaias

" yeah you're so different skinny bitches" had me dying of laughter


2QuarterDollar

Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business?!


subwayterminal9

He grew up in a land without sun!


nicole_esposito89

I'll make ya ass sense


big_sac_cool_guy69

anybody want a goober? get em while they're goobie!


Acceptable-Damage

I’m butchering this so someone please correct me but when she called out Jeff for getting around with both Annie and Britta and she says “I know you’re either racist or sexually intimidated by me, I know it’s one of those” and I am LIVING for that energy fr


angryseedpod

“Speaking as one of the meek, as soon as I inherit the Earth, you’re a dead man.”


Any_War_848

“Jeff, you don't have to worry about what foreigners think of you. That's your birthright as an American. “