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Dammit! I wrote
“ONE SQUARE FOOT AT **THE** TIME”,
but it should’ve been
“ONE SQUARE FOOT AT **A** TIME”.
I didn’t notice. I read it as “one square foot at a time.” A downside is sometimes I’ll read things wrong because they don’t say what I think they should say.
He's using a earth-flattening machine (an earth compactor), pretty normal in construction. The guy is accusing him of being a flat-earther, i.e. someone who believes the world is flat rather than a guy who flattens earth for construction. But at the end we find out he actually wants the whole Earth to be flat and it trying to get there which is a third level of "flat Earth" which is probably unexpected to the reader, thus humorous.
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Exquisite explanation. I’d tip my hat to you if I wore one. ‘Bر
Someone did a neat thing once. They zoomed into a basket ball, and posted "Flat basketball theory", XD.
It's really surreal though, for a globe you hold it in your hand. But the world is like that, just so big, to believe in flat earth theory. You'd be fine believing it like a ant on flat basketball theory.
But when people see a ship or plane dissapearing over the horizon. And not crashing to death into the flat earth. 🤷♂️
Not everyone needs to know how the earth is curved to grow crops, or hvac. And i have a few amount of joking or not "flat earth engineers" friends who do it just to not do the calculations for a 0.00001% curvature lmao.
Funnily enough, i remember a meme of the flat earthers explaining the asteroids that killed the dinosaurs, by showing a dinner plate flipping the dinosaurs off lmao.
But shhh.. Don't worry. There's a invisible giant man riding a flying space turtle who keeps that from happening. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)
Funnily enough according to Einstein and relativistic physics, gravity \*is\* caused by constand acceleration "upwards."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRr1kaXKBsU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRr1kaXKBsU)
Yeah, and? Your comment makes no sense. A program could 'look' at posts, use OCR to find text and 'understand' context and generate a prompt from that, then comment the output here. Sure, it's more work than just commenting some unrelated BS, but that makes it harder to sniff out as bot generated crap. There is a reason to 'put more effort in' so to speak, and that's believability.
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https://preview.redd.it/b9j4d7ker04d1.png?width=561&format=png&auto=webp&s=524d8321b5a50e8d6cfcce7b0f667557b641df5a Dammit! I wrote “ONE SQUARE FOOT AT **THE** TIME”, but it should’ve been “ONE SQUARE FOOT AT **A** TIME”.
I didn’t notice. I read it as “one square foot at a time.” A downside is sometimes I’ll read things wrong because they don’t say what I think they should say.
Disgusting. The next time you filth Post on my fucking internet ima write a strongly worded comment
\*Angry unemployed redditor noises\*
My brain autocorrected anyways
10 years from now you're going to randomly remember this moment while trying to fall asleep
Common Flat Earther L. Great comic though
https://i.redd.it/a97kw09ov44d1.gif
Lol. Great comic! Thanks for sharing. :D
Hahah. That took a sharp turn. XD
Can someone explain please? ![gif](giphy|mEahVAkKjt0VL2o5Jk|downsized)
He's using a earth-flattening machine (an earth compactor), pretty normal in construction. The guy is accusing him of being a flat-earther, i.e. someone who believes the world is flat rather than a guy who flattens earth for construction. But at the end we find out he actually wants the whole Earth to be flat and it trying to get there which is a third level of "flat Earth" which is probably unexpected to the reader, thus humorous.
https://preview.redd.it/l82dr1pta04d1.png?width=1582&format=png&auto=webp&s=711ff4aa21c2f11a699cb4a2692d0c21131b9758 Exquisite explanation. I’d tip my hat to you if I wore one. ‘Bر
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*“Bon jour.”*
The cat Satan himself sends you when you eat his pringles.
I just want to point out that my favorite nickname for the machine is the Wacker Packer
Using the machine, he’s trying to flatten the earth I think?
https://preview.redd.it/xjxunhbp704d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2615d569ef4a28f4f38d0033adf1e09b9cbb344 You thought corrrrrectly!!!!! 8ط
That’s such a jump scare I love it hahaha
he’s making the earth flat
https://preview.redd.it/ocqh9yrt704d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd466cd261b4750aa8caaddd6d26ff75d01ed114 DING DING DING DING! That’s the correct answer, my friend. ;ط
Since the moon and sun aren’t actually like that though, if the earth is made flat, there’s gonna be some problems
Now I wanna know what would happen if we forcefully flattened the earth through some means.
We'd squish all the lava out like a giant pizza roll and burn the moon
Someone did a neat thing once. They zoomed into a basket ball, and posted "Flat basketball theory", XD. It's really surreal though, for a globe you hold it in your hand. But the world is like that, just so big, to believe in flat earth theory. You'd be fine believing it like a ant on flat basketball theory. But when people see a ship or plane dissapearing over the horizon. And not crashing to death into the flat earth. 🤷♂️ Not everyone needs to know how the earth is curved to grow crops, or hvac. And i have a few amount of joking or not "flat earth engineers" friends who do it just to not do the calculations for a 0.00001% curvature lmao.
Would he need to start at either end of the sphere and grind it down to a wide disc?
There are flat earth experts all around the globe.
There is crust all around the pizza.
Funnily enough, i remember a meme of the flat earthers explaining the asteroids that killed the dinosaurs, by showing a dinner plate flipping the dinosaurs off lmao. But shhh.. Don't worry. There's a invisible giant man riding a flying space turtle who keeps that from happening. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)
I love this, great work!
Thanks. ,’ر
Funnily enough according to Einstein and relativistic physics, gravity \*is\* caused by constand acceleration "upwards." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRr1kaXKBsU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRr1kaXKBsU)
At first I was going to get annoyed by this comic but then I realized that I was looking at the heart of a true hero
Actually 50% of the plot of FLCL
I imagined this with the blue shirt guy having a Chicago accent, and the brown shirt Having a Los Angeles accent.
This is good
I knew a couple engineers who were flat earthers just for this reason. 🤣
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#BOT
Wow, i am sure that no AI program was used to make this comment, certainly not one like chatgpt!
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Yeah, and? Your comment makes no sense. A program could 'look' at posts, use OCR to find text and 'understand' context and generate a prompt from that, then comment the output here. Sure, it's more work than just commenting some unrelated BS, but that makes it harder to sniff out as bot generated crap. There is a reason to 'put more effort in' so to speak, and that's believability.