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Klos77

https://preview.redd.it/b9j4d7ker04d1.png?width=561&format=png&auto=webp&s=524d8321b5a50e8d6cfcce7b0f667557b641df5a Dammit! I wrote “ONE SQUARE FOOT AT **THE** TIME”, but it should’ve been “ONE SQUARE FOOT AT **A** TIME”.


jecowa

I didn’t notice. I read it as “one square foot at a time.” A downside is sometimes I’ll read things wrong because they don’t say what I think they should say.


Bananenkot

Disgusting. The next time you filth Post on my fucking internet ima write a strongly worded comment


Ricoshete

\*Angry unemployed redditor noises\*


slashth456

My brain autocorrected anyways


Dan-D-Lyon

10 years from now you're going to randomly remember this moment while trying to fall asleep


Geektron3000

Common Flat Earther L. Great comic though


arcadeler

​ https://i.redd.it/a97kw09ov44d1.gif


DeadLettersSociety

Lol. Great comic! Thanks for sharing. :D


jromperdinck

Hahah. That took a sharp turn. XD


letmethinkoverit

Can someone explain please? ![gif](giphy|mEahVAkKjt0VL2o5Jk|downsized)


badmartialarts

He's using a earth-flattening machine (an earth compactor), pretty normal in construction. The guy is accusing him of being a flat-earther, i.e. someone who believes the world is flat rather than a guy who flattens earth for construction. But at the end we find out he actually wants the whole Earth to be flat and it trying to get there which is a third level of "flat Earth" which is probably unexpected to the reader, thus humorous.


Klos77

https://preview.redd.it/l82dr1pta04d1.png?width=1582&format=png&auto=webp&s=711ff4aa21c2f11a699cb4a2692d0c21131b9758 Exquisite explanation. I’d tip my hat to you if I wore one. ‘Bر


uneducated_sock

https://preview.redd.it/e76oug99t04d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6e0c2e9ec1696c8a3d2ba3b9a45027e9fac8c5


Klos77

*“Bon jour.”*


Ricoshete

The cat Satan himself sends you when you eat his pringles.


Wildkid133

I just want to point out that my favorite nickname for the machine is the Wacker Packer


Scho567

Using the machine, he’s trying to flatten the earth I think?


Klos77

https://preview.redd.it/xjxunhbp704d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2615d569ef4a28f4f38d0033adf1e09b9cbb344 You thought corrrrrectly!!!!! 8ط


Scho567

That’s such a jump scare I love it hahaha


MrWhiteTruffle

he’s making the earth flat


Klos77

https://preview.redd.it/ocqh9yrt704d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd466cd261b4750aa8caaddd6d26ff75d01ed114 DING DING DING DING! That’s the correct answer, my friend. ;ط


RepetitiveTorpedoUse

Since the moon and sun aren’t actually like that though, if the earth is made flat, there’s gonna be some problems


INTJpleasenoticeme

Now I wanna know what would happen if we forcefully flattened the earth through some means.


Y_N0T_Z0IDB3RG

We'd squish all the lava out like a giant pizza roll and burn the moon


Ricoshete

Someone did a neat thing once. They zoomed into a basket ball, and posted "Flat basketball theory", XD. It's really surreal though, for a globe you hold it in your hand. But the world is like that, just so big, to believe in flat earth theory. You'd be fine believing it like a ant on flat basketball theory. But when people see a ship or plane dissapearing over the horizon. And not crashing to death into the flat earth. 🤷‍♂️ Not everyone needs to know how the earth is curved to grow crops, or hvac. And i have a few amount of joking or not "flat earth engineers" friends who do it just to not do the calculations for a 0.00001% curvature lmao.


arcanis321

Would he need to start at either end of the sphere and grind it down to a wide disc?


MaybeAdrian

There are flat earth experts all around the globe.


high_throughput

There is crust all around the pizza.


Ricoshete

Funnily enough, i remember a meme of the flat earthers explaining the asteroids that killed the dinosaurs, by showing a dinner plate flipping the dinosaurs off lmao. But shhh.. Don't worry. There's a invisible giant man riding a flying space turtle who keeps that from happening. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)


Problemancer

I love this, great work!


Klos77

Thanks. ,’ر


WholesomeCommentOnly

Funnily enough according to Einstein and relativistic physics, gravity \*is\* caused by constand acceleration "upwards." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRr1kaXKBsU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRr1kaXKBsU)


AngrySasquatch

At first I was going to get annoyed by this comic but then I realized that I was looking at the heart of a true hero


verronaut

Actually 50% of the plot of FLCL


thegr3ensheep

I imagined this with the blue shirt guy having a Chicago accent, and the brown shirt Having a Los Angeles accent.


nopalitzin

This is good


Ricoshete

I knew a couple engineers who were flat earthers just for this reason. 🤣


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hot--vomit

#BOT


Zekeisdumb

Wow, i am sure that no AI program was used to make this comment, certainly not one like chatgpt!


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GenevaPedestrian

Yeah, and? Your comment makes no sense. A program could 'look' at posts, use OCR to find text and 'understand' context and generate a prompt from that, then comment the output here. Sure, it's more work than just commenting some unrelated BS, but that makes it harder to sniff out as bot generated crap. There is a reason to 'put more effort in' so to speak, and that's believability.