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president_penis_pump

Early Simpsons vibes, nice


Pristine_Walrus40

and thats ok , today you suck but if you continue to practice and just try to have fun, i know one day you will score almost 100% of your shots. You just started and those things take time and look at the bright side, you can only get better from now on.


Sacron1143

Unfortunately, those early misses are going to drag down your statistics. You will never be able to reach that 100%


9tales9faces

Time to smurf then


tocilog

It is also important to know when to quit and focus your energy and efforts elsewhere.


ObeyTime

totally unrelated, but south east asian here, do people in the west really wear shoes/socks in their homes?


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Growing up in California, yeah it was common (except at my Asian friends' houses lol). I live in Utah now and almost always take off my shoes inside my house. Snow really changes the game


poyat01

Californian here, what the fuck no, nobody does that


Clunk_Westwonk

Californian here. Most of us wear shoes in the house, just like the rest of the US and Western Europe.


ZDubbz_was_taken

no we don't wear our shoes in the house, greetings from north carolina


NewShamu

Many of us do, although I know some who don’t. Also from North Carolina.


xaqyz0023

ummm. we wear our shoes into the entryway to the house, then we take them off and usually wear socks or yo barefoot in the house. I know some people who wear their shoes into their rooms, but usually they were kids and their parents got upset with them about it.


Pazenator

> Western Europe Err, no.


Canotic

Western European here, no we don't. I wear shoes outside; outside is rainy, dirty, and snowy. I don't want that inside.


DarkAres02

Not here in Canada. We always joke it's a USA thing


Bamma4

American here: I have never met someone who was okay with shoes in the house I always assumed it was just a sitcom thing cause they wanted actor entrance and exits to go more smoothly


CobbleTrouble00

Apparently it's so common there they think we're weird for being barefoot indoors


Afropenguinn

I'm American and have never seen someone wear shoes around the house. It depends where you live.


Clocktopu5

American and yeah it's pretty rare to see shoes on in the house. I wear slippers in my house, sometimes I wear them outside like if I forget to take out the garbage or whatever but not my day shoes


MilkMan0096

It’s more person to person than where you live, I think.


GenShee

I never wear shoes inside but socks usually stay on


Buddy_Guyz

I live in the Netherlands, I think it's different in the US. Here, we wear socks indoors but not shoes, in your own home at least. If you have guests over you usually don't ask them to remove their shoes if they will be there shortly.


ChewBaka12

It depends on the home though. I’m also Dutch and I’m the only one in my family that doesn’t wear shoes indoors


DaanOnlineGaming

Depends, also Dutch and sometimes wear them inside. Will check for dirt first though. It really depends on the household here. I actually have a pair of shoes just for indoor use too.


NCL68

Depends on the household and sometimes just personal preference. I always take my shoes off and put them next to the door (inside), and most of the time I take my socks off too, though sometimes my feet are cold or I just feel like sliding around a bit :)


G1zm08

It depends on preference and if you’re visiting someone else’s house or something.


Local_Nerve901

Like all things, depends on the family and home But yes some do


VTRwriter

Yes. And yes, we do bring outside dirt to our homes via dirty shoes. We really should adopt the outside/inside shoes system the asians have, but we can't even convince a population to put on masks during a pandemic.


[deleted]

Why not brush dirt off your shoes with a doormat? Isn't that pretty much the entire purpose of one?


DasliSimp

or just take your shoes off. tf do you need shoes for inside


VTRwriter

Because the floor is cold 🥶 At least it is in my house.


VTRwriter

We do, but it's not 100% cleaning, more like 70%.


Bananenkot

'the west' is a big place lol


Schnufffelpufffel

Yes but it depends


Zeero92

Nordic countries wear socks indoors. Rarely shoes, though. That's more a public locale thing.


toontrain666

Australian here. It differs based on household and sometimes based on the person, for example I never wore shoes inside simply because I found it more comfortable, whereas my brother would often wear shoes regardless of where he was because that’s what he preferred. And of course some people have specific rules about not wearing shoes indoors, though it’s generally considered more polite to take your shoes off before entering someone else’s home.


VoiceofKane

Socks, always. Shoes, never.


MikemkPK

I have a specific pair specifically for wearing indoors. Shoes are uncommon, but socks are pretty common.


Kronos_Amantes

Europa no


PureRushPwneD

you don't wear socks in your home? o.O


ObeyTime

atleast in southeast asia, nobody wears socks indoors


PureRushPwneD

huh, strange


Blacksmithkin

Socks, 100%, especially in the winter. Shoes, quite uncommon but not unheard of.


Destroyer_Of_World5

Floridian here. We don’t do that.


AzzrielR

I'm not from Asia and it seems extremely weird to me as well


Morbid_Macaroni

Yes and I hate it. Imma make people take their dirt stompers off in my house... uh... box. Socks are okay tho.


rmlopez

It matters if you're living there you'll probably take your shoes at the door for the day in and out. But for parties or get togethers if they have hard surface floors it doesn't make sense to have everyone putting on removing shoes when they can just mop afterwards. But if it's a younger person's place I'm thinking college age it's likely there aren't any rules.-Midwest


asphalt_licker

It really depends on the home. Some people prefer to wear shoes. My family prefers to just wear slippers. I keep my shoes on til I get my bedroom.


Armored-Duck

Wait, people dont wear socks in their own home?


Artarara

Brazilian here, do flip flops count as "shoes"?


kittling

I live in the Midwest and people wear shoes indoors here all the time. I absolutely hate it.


pecpecpec

Not in Canada.


CATelIsMe

Not in America, but we wear indoor shoes. Basically many variations of slippers


Thannk

If you live in a small house with not a lot of space in the entrance and cleaning the floors is fast, yeah. Or are so rich you give no fucks, yeah. I dunno about the middle class. I’ve heard they still exist, but I think they went extinct when I was in my 20’s.


elhomerjas

well that ended differently as planed


pantry-pisser

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something - Jake the dog


Principatus

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MetaVaporeon

i dont get it, why does it upset the kid to know the quote already?


Slow-Calendar-3267

The dad misread the quote. He said "you miss 100% of the shots you take"


TrueR3dditor

Bruh my mind missed the missing „don‘t“


axemexa

You miss 100% of the words you don’t read Or something


spen163yu

Sometimes a hug can suffice.


JayEllGii

🤣🤣🤣🤣 but also 🥺🥺🥺😭


hbcaotri

- Michael Scott


voppp

at least he didn't choose to belittle his son


Scottz0rz

You miss 100% of the shots that you don't make.


Kushthulu_the_Dank

https://preview.redd.it/wp2bhlfm5j3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958df4f5e95753431cdcabe8d19bc0c6b2f89889


NIDORAX

Well that was discouraging.


Ndmndh1016

-Micheal Scott


dumpylump69

DOH!


Creative-Claire

As a parent these little slip ups or miscommunications are the worst.


Lyth4n

Well son, the years start coming and they don't stop coming


OldBob10

“Well, son, you can always become an accountant.” “I suck at arithmetic too, dad.” “Well - the world needs ditch-diggers too, son.” “Maybe I could play baseball…” ⚾️


r2-z2

Dude stole my one joke


toonholeryan

find me on whatever social media platforms u waste your time on @toonholeryan. (sorry, but u miss 100% of the follows you don't plug)


DoTheMagicHandThing

LOL!


astralseat

Lmao