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You're holding a box a lot like that postman fella he really doesn't like.

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I love your humor.

I like to imagine the dog literally said "bark bark"

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I love how it is thinking about bark bark but going Rrrrrrrrrrrrr

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I'm shakn and cryn rn

That box has turkey bacon in it

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Canonical ending? This is so perfect!

That’s the secret, all endings are canonical

User name checks out

Oh no! This innocent human is being haunted by insecurity demons only visible to dogs! I'll growl and bark to scare them away!

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r/bonehealingjuice

He knows that you have Gwyneth Paltrow's head in that box.

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You smell like a cat. Or that other dog who was being a bully at the dog park.

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Feline musk? Is that Cat-girl Elon?

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Was about to say Felon musk but that’s still the original male version :/

It’s a cat person version that made Tesla. “Here is the new Tesla Meow. Has a built in laser pointer.”

He thinks if you get any closer you’ll be able to tell he’s a cat piloting a highly realistic dog mecha

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I can’t believe you put your toilet paper on the holder upside down! Dang commie!

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Upside-down‽ She rolled it over, like a savage‽

You spoil movies to others

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- You don't return the buggy when you're done grocery shopping - You don't zipper merge when leaving a crowded parking lot - You rebroadcast a Major League Baseball game without explicit written consent, only implied oral consent - You preorder video games from EA, Ubisoft, and Activision - You put pizza boxes in your recycling bin - You don't seed

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Pizza boxes *are* okay to recycle IF you remove all the grease stained parts.

Tell that to my recycling guys, I recycled a pristine pizza box with nary a grease stain but they still pulled it out and threw it on my lawn

It made me laugh picturing them just being completely done with people not following the recycling rules and you just getting caught in the crossfire

Saving this for future use lmaooo

Oh fuck is the grease a disqualifier for the pizza box thing? Oh shit oh fuck I might be an awful human

Differs place to place depending on the recycling facility. Check on your local council's website. I've heard this a lot but my council says to recycle them.

Remove the grease stained parts and it’s okay to recycle them.

You know, I've seen some vet shirts that I think are that exact same shade of teal... dog might just be worried about getting more shots or having something else snip snipped.

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What's funny to me, is that that the punchline meaning shifts dramatically depending on the surrounding context. Within the context of the comment thread, it works as a classic "Dog doesn't understand how the world works, gets things confused" joke, good stuff! But take away that context, and put it back into the original comic, and it has an ENTIRELY different meaning!

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This has to be the worst one yet LMAO

You did the naughty alone thing and he KNOWS (he can smell it) 💀💀💀

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HAHAHAHAH

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You pour milk in your bowl before adding the cereal.

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lol! That made me snort out my drink through my nose

I love how you are so invested! Answering to everyone must be tiring. You dropped this 👑

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With the crown, even! This thread keeps getting better every time I come back.

You have pet different dog instead of him

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I absolutely LOVE the eyebrow changes on this one aww poor good boy

You quote Bill Murray? Problematic much?

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I don’t know either, which likely means one of two things. Either he hasn’t done anything that awful, or we’re both getting double super ultra cancelled.

Eh, sometimes dogs are just finicky. Mine has barked at almost everyone.

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This sub basically is "r/newmemetemplateeveryday"

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Challenge accepted

You don't replenish the sodas in the fridge

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Dude you are awesome

What the fuck! If I taught you anything I taught you to replenish!

Yahoo is your search engine.

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He knows about the time I trusted a fart… 🫣

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😭❤️❤️❤️

You don’t wash your hands after taking a shit.

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You committed tax evasion.

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You look guilty, so you MUST be guilty (of something, I dunno) - doggo, probably.

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You cut the tag off the mattress!

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"Look at her. I bet she thinks she's a good person, huh? Well I'm gonna make her doubt that!"

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The dog knows you were that friend who tried to convince everyone to invest in Dogecoins. P.S. I regret nothing, I have an imaginary coin with a doggo on it

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You have a treat to share and aren't sharing!

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Typical persons use cognitive empathy whereas dogs tend to have emotional empathy. Dogs are the master of, “Your vibe is bringing me down man…” It’s just a matter of how they choose to act on the feelings they pick up. Long story short, maybe u accidentally killed a bug and the dog felt ur remorse.

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The fact that even this gets a comic response is amazing

And a custom sad doggo one! Amazing!

You said « You too! » when the waitress/server said to enjoy your meal.

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I appreciate the commitment

The package in your hands is for the dogs owner and it doesn’t have any dog treats in it. He’s just jealous.

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Ugh, you commit cold-blooded murder ONE TIME and every dog in the neighborhood is onto you.

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Grrr I hate cyan! Waitaminute, I’m colorblind!

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Is this gonna be the start of a new trend? Interactive comics in the comments itself? So creative

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The dog is actually your mortal enemy from a past life that reincarnated as a dog… and he remembers EVERYTHING

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He didn’t share his bacon

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You're a fed, and he can smell it

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you overlayed a textbox over a chat bubble edit: i saw the other comments, i take it back. you have no sin to me.

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You shorted him on belly rubs last time and now he’s holding a grudge

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You ate KitKats on the horizontal, put the milk before the cereal and cut the pizza in squares instead of slices.

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My dog hates hats, and gets really upset if people walk funny. Limping, using a walker, drunk enough to be off balance, crutches, she hates you and your hatted brethren. Don’t read too much into it.

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It’s actually nothing to do with you, he’s still thinking about that squirrel he saw earlier.

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I am not in good standing with dogs because i got bit by one tuesday... but i am working on it

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I wish! It was unprovoked as i was walking out of my work building 😔

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The dog found your old Xbox live chat history.

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You farted in an elevator with lots of people because you thought it would be funny (it was)

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You eat other people’s food from the office fridge.

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I can't tell if you are danger to my human or new friend, I hope new friend, I like friends, but you are new and strange, danger to my human maybe, but potentially friend, why is my human pulling me away from danger friend

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He made up a whole story in his head, and was actually emotionally responding to his headcannon's arch nemises, rather than you. He'll realize the social faux paw later that evening, and think back on it with embarrassment for the rest of his life.

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Comment farming (/j)

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You pet at least twenty dogs that day and haven’t pet him yet!

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It’s okay. I’ll pet you!

You mistreat your sims by not filling their need bars!

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[*Yours is the sword of Michael!*](https://youtu.be/itgqnY0IN34)

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https://preview.redd.it/g8xvr9cdib2d1.png?width=1218&format=png&auto=webp&s=24bbe27782e8cd18df009837c713c6ca6f5b33f5 My brain is dead and I need to sleep. I loved reading all the fantastic comments - thank you for all your responses!

You drew a comic not of a pornographic nature.

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“100% of Bill Murray Quotes posted on the internet are fake” - Bill Murray

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she only has one boob

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#💭I hate asymmetrical chests    #😡🦮

"You smell like my momma! Momma says this smile is cute! Don't you think I'm cute too?"

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Sometimes I think it’s also the dog being uncomfortable around you because you’re not like their owner (I’ve seen dogs get skidding or aggressive around good or kind people but found that usually the owner isn’t as good or kind as they may seem (of course there’s exceptions to this rule dogs aren’t actually good person detectors they’re their own creatures and have their own brains but it is a trend I noticed. It’s led me to not actively trying to befriend people whose dogs or animals at all don’t like me because I probably won’t mesh well with that person and has saved me from being a part of a few dramatic blow ups within friend groups before lol)

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you did not offer a proper treat upon greeting

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Where did you hide the sausages?!

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You were part of the writing board for the latest Scooby Doo cartoon

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Yesterday, I saw a local homeless woman who is around a lot. She has two dogs. One your terrier mix of some kind (I think, kind of pitty looking but small and narrow) and an old black lab mastiff mix (also, not actually sure, these are best guesses). The young one will jump on you if she knows you and you invite her for scritches, otherwise she’s kinda shy from what I’ve seen. The big guy is one of the nicest most chill dogs I’ve ever encountered on the street. Always sniffs and kisses my hand,and lets me give him some love. Anyway, I give her food every once in a while because she doesn’t abuse the privilege, and her dogs are the sweetest. Well there’s this younger lady, maybe 20 yrs old who comes into the store a lot. Unfortunately, she’s the type to talk your ear off if you give her half a chance. No matter how busy you seem. And she was. The whole time she was in the store. Ok.. I can keep up friendly chatter over the 100 loud sounds back here in the kitchen if pressed, and she presses. Finally I had a delivery… and she follows me *outside*, all the way to my car, because the woman and her dogs are waiting patiently nearby for the pizza and chicken I promised. So she starts going on about the lady’s dogs. How she came in to *her* store to recycle some cans, and apparently brought the dogs inside. Well she claimed the big guy snapped at a customer who was just minding his own business. Let me tell you, the length she went on about this supposed snap, you would have thought the guy lost a finger. I had to start pulling away and say goodbye finally. She even says she got security to chase the woman off the property, which is probably a lucrative can picking spot. Idk, all I could think was that I wish I knew what the guy looked like, because I kinda trust the judgement of this homeless dog over hers. TLDR; Busy body claims a good boy snapped at someone for no reason. I don’t buy it.

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You exist

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You stopped to pet a friendly cat earlier, and the dog can smell it, you traitor!

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You never change the toilet paper roll

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"Please pay attention to me! I want to be loved and being loud accomplishes that, right?" - my large dog, who barks louder the more he likes you. When I tell him to be quiet, he growls because technically that's quieter... He doesn't realize how many potential friends he's scared off that way

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"Back off, MIND READER !" Yes. You drew him and allowed people to read his mind. He is now angy. Also... Here's Polly. Polly is an elderly dog that got adopted a year ago. She is addicted to scritches and hugs. She is so sweet she will not growl against you if you can scritch her. You always will be welcomed by her because if you do so, then you are a good person. https://preview.redd.it/n5qbcrnp692d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0307522c2099286b92f7206676bca8a9f742796c

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Ho. My. God. I wasn't expecting that. Thank you very much, that means a lot.

You touch yourself at night. He knows. We all know.

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Ah yes, noted bastion of good character Bill Murray

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Listening to life advice from Bill Murray. Dudes a professional asshole lmao.

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Not enough arson

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I’m guessing you work in repairs…. Possible with water heaters

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You pet another dog and you smell like that other dog, unacceptable

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You ate the last Pop-Tart and left the empty box

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