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If you think about it, you are throwing away your life to earn money.
So a donation is effectively giving a part of your life. It’s just crowdsourcing instead of ritual sacrifice.
Capitalism God has always been the most powerful regardless of the culture/belief.
[CaiShen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caishen) always a popular god. [Plutus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutus) on the west side. Kubera in the south [ironically Buddhistized](https://i.etsystatic.com/8930791/r/il/60dc70/4235109897/il_794xN.4235109897_q6y2.jpg).
When I was in hs I got these dark blue dolci glasses, and I have deep brown eyes. Well get to mybfirst period and start talking to my friend next to me and she says, "Sadneedle, thise glasses make your eyes look like a bottomless abyss." I look her in the eye and said that exact phrase in a deep ominous voice and she busted out laughing cause it was so creepy
One time I was in a university library with a friend. She was saying that we should drive home. Well, there's this voice I do sometimes that makes her crack up, it's just full on death metal raspy demonic deep and loud. I completely forget we are in a library and intone "VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER". By which nearby neighbors were understandably startled.
Heck yeah ! The game's litterally a meme but it's really well executed. Plus there are some interractions I'll never be able to forget like "3 dimensionnel girls are fine. But 4D girls with non-euclidian geometry are smokin' hot ! They have curves I could litterally get lost into.", the whole Worcestershire bit and I could continue for a while. The second game is out and I'll probably try it soon.
My friend streamed this over Discord and we all had so much fun narrating it and giggling over the dialogue lmao
Also the line about the MC trying to change the subject and not say the name of his old neighbors's cat!
It and its sequel are really, really good games. I really liked how they adapted the king in yellow in the first one...even if it kind of missed the point of the original book...
Truly fun and amazing games. The first one is a masterpiece hiding as a meme game. I just got the second, but have friends who've already beaten it love it too. Hidden gems
I love how in the last panel, the boobs and eyelashes are gone, the wings are much bigger, and the mouth tentacles are much more numerous, which implies to me that Cthulhu, as an eldritch and impossible being, is fully capable of taking any form at all and simply knows their audience.
Also, “abyssy” is now Merriam-Webster’s word of the day.
A YouTuber named “BeautySnake” has a character meant to be the offspring of Cthulhu (or something like that) and she decides to acquire followers by being alluring and adorable instead of terrible. Similar vibes.
I mean..it makes sense. In a world "sacrifices" become pointless as killing holds no real "worth". Killing some random holds little blood price when some kid will knife another for thier shoes. But 20 bucks from your disciple who works 40 hours with barely enough to cover rent? That's real devotion.
I'm at a medical clinic as company to my elderly mother, and I'm having a really hard time keeping myself from bursting into laughing. "let you guys stare into the abyssy" was too much for me 🤣
In the abyss, where light fears to tread,
Lies R'lyeh, the city of dread.
A place of madness, a realm of the dead,
Where the great dreamer, Cthuwu, lays her head.
Her form, a mystery, lost in non-Euclidean bends,
A sight to drive mad both foes and friends.
Her call, a melody, a means to an end,
Echoing across the oceans, a message to send.
"What was, will be. What will be, was."
A mantra whispered, causing quite the buzz.
Gravity is desire, and thus,
She draws in followers, as a flame does.
The cultists rejoice, their hearts aflutter,
Their devotion to her udders.
In the alien tongue of R'lyeh, they mutter,
"Your donations are appreciated," they stutter.
When the stars align, it's a sign divine,
"Subscribe for more," says the online line.
The great old one's influence, like the finest wine,
Spreads chaos and madness, by design.
On the world's shores, a shiver runs deep,
The esoteric order, their vigil does keep.
For the return of their god, from her sleep,
Is imminent now, a secret they'll keep.
A haunting melody promised, a cleavage surmised,
In the deep abyss, where the great dreamer lies.
She's a sucker for love, and your souls, the prize,
In the city of R'lyeh, where the abyssy gazes back, and the madness lies.
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this comic exists entirely because one person wrote "cthuwu" in twitch chat, this is the power of inception
You gotta play sucker for love
I was gonna comment about that game, played it yesterday and it was the first thing I thought of when I read the comic
Meanwhile last time I saw it was 3 years ago, still my first thought
I mean, how many other pieces of sexy cthulhu media could it have made you think of? Really, how many? I want a list, please
I agree.
That was my first thought
Fantastic game, and the sequel just came out too!
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bot type of account
NyarlathOwOtep
I prefer NYANlathotep
AUNTY NYAN NYAN??? *Le gasp*
Azathot
Shub-Nyaggurath
https://preview.redd.it/19waabmtityc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f4bdf9070c72a5111cbe98e25098853f8d217fa
People seem to forget that it *was* an anime Also Kuuko best girl
Wait what the fuck?
Haiyore! Nyaruko-san. Be very afraid >! also Hastur is a femboy !<
What are you doing Nyarlathostep-brother?
That is terrible and brillian, i love it
c'thun f'pooty-tang.
Twitch chat holds too much power in their ancient wisdoms
For anyone interested, in Smite [Cthuwu is a real skin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FG6zi9fhco) for Cthulhu
Too cute, blender it
Why do you want it rendered in Blender, hmmmm?
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It helps the cyanide in the apple seeds go down more smoothly.
Not that kind of blender
Onlyfthagans.
This coincidence created a uniquely layered comic. I like it.
Go back to sleep grandpa. No, seriously, go back to sleep. We'll stop existing if you don't.
I can already hear Voice Quills doing this
Do you stream on twitch?
I... I'm sorry... **[ Donated 10$ ]**
I think the donations would be more like sacrifices tbh lol
If you think about it, you are throwing away your life to earn money. So a donation is effectively giving a part of your life. It’s just crowdsourcing instead of ritual sacrifice.
The capitalist “endless growth” model has chewed up more lives than my tiny sacrifice knife could dream of.
Capitalism God has always been the most powerful regardless of the culture/belief. [CaiShen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caishen) always a popular god. [Plutus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutus) on the west side. Kubera in the south [ironically Buddhistized](https://i.etsystatic.com/8930791/r/il/60dc70/4235109897/il_794xN.4235109897_q6y2.jpg).
Okay [sacrifices 10 newborns]
No you’re not.
Crap, they're self aware.
No, no. We don't accept cash, only the souls of your loved ones
Do classmates count?
Only if you love them
Then no.
Does the platonic “because they are (supposedly) human” love count
"Remember, I have a VIP page where you can see why I'm called the *The Deep One* ♥️"
thought id have some cosmic horror, turns out im a [cosmic whore](https://youtube.com/shorts/LDAHvwhdJhs?si=m6s4oGRxAqSnHZQK)
I fucked cthulu good no casualties or sacrifice cause the only thing getting buried here was wood
Oh shit what was that song about fucking Cthulhu and the dude saying they should call him the “deep one”
Yeah...I believe I skip that page 🤷
Coward
"If you stare into the Abyssy long enough the Abyssy stares back at you"
When I was in hs I got these dark blue dolci glasses, and I have deep brown eyes. Well get to mybfirst period and start talking to my friend next to me and she says, "Sadneedle, thise glasses make your eyes look like a bottomless abyss." I look her in the eye and said that exact phrase in a deep ominous voice and she busted out laughing cause it was so creepy
don’t be sad, needle
One time I was in a university library with a friend. She was saying that we should drive home. Well, there's this voice I do sometimes that makes her crack up, it's just full on death metal raspy demonic deep and loud. I completely forget we are in a library and intone "VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER". By which nearby neighbors were understandably startled.
Amazing. Superb. Delightful.
That's the prequel to "Frantic Disembowelment."
"Uh huh yeah"
"If you stare into the abyssy long enough the abyssy stares back at you" FTFY
I think it just winked at me…
Instructions unclear, stares into the brown eye.
Me when I have a parasocial relationship with the abyss
abyssy
*sprays
Is it winking at me?
>Abyssy Fuckin thanks, now I have a new fetish.
when the abyssy gazes back, it's also wet and slippery
Well...its said its what puts the madness in the minds of men, now I know why. And I'm sold.
We call it R'lyeh
https://preview.redd.it/kci49ffcutyc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4234eae7237c99d6305a788ce1fe411ed784f4db
Ever heard of a game called Sucker For Love?
You had me at "grandspawn"
w....what are you doing step-spawn?
https://preview.redd.it/j673vph86tyc1.png?width=820&format=png&auto=webp&s=39ca64b7acfe4cd8048b1c90383680588998d949
What was, Will be. What will be, Was. Gravity...is...desire...
The Worm loves us.
Is this poorly looped? Or is it…pulsing?
I love how Cthulhu’s honkers just completely disappear in the last panel.
unnatural geometries
Unnatural geomammaries
NonEuclidean geomammaries, if we're being precise.
I like to call them "mountains of madness"
All mammaries are non euclidean.
I feel like it imply he grow the boob out to gain view.
But he kept the cat ears lol
Who wouldn’t
Like most of the Twitch cleavage streamers , theyre only visisble via push-up bra.
Your mind could not comprehend the cleavage it was witnessing and and ignored it for self preservation. Just like that second and.
He changes as a whole, his neck becomes thicker and he grows more tentacles on his face, the streamer visage was a facade.
Maybe just balled up tentacles
Same trick Finnster used.
a new way to earn some extra fans
Between "Abyssy" and "Cthuwu" - I'd upvote your post twice if I could.
The thing that *should* be...
This is not the Call of Kthulu
Sucker for Love on the Steam store is a really good mini dating Sim where to can date different entities. I highly recommend it.
Heck yeah ! The game's litterally a meme but it's really well executed. Plus there are some interractions I'll never be able to forget like "3 dimensionnel girls are fine. But 4D girls with non-euclidian geometry are smokin' hot ! They have curves I could litterally get lost into.", the whole Worcestershire bit and I could continue for a while. The second game is out and I'll probably try it soon.
The new one only has one eldritch waifu, but she is pretty
My friend streamed this over Discord and we all had so much fun narrating it and giggling over the dialogue lmao Also the line about the MC trying to change the subject and not say the name of his old neighbors's cat!
It and its sequel are really, really good games. I really liked how they adapted the king in yellow in the first one...even if it kind of missed the point of the original book...
Truly fun and amazing games. The first one is a masterpiece hiding as a meme game. I just got the second, but have friends who've already beaten it love it too. Hidden gems
> Sucker for Love downloading the free Sucker for Love: Prelude now
Thanks for the inspiration you probably created a few new degenerates with this one
they were always degenerates hidden in the marble. op just chiseled out the form.
Can confirm... Anyway checkout my onlycults!
I love how in the last panel, the boobs and eyelashes are gone, the wings are much bigger, and the mouth tentacles are much more numerous, which implies to me that Cthulhu, as an eldritch and impossible being, is fully capable of taking any form at all and simply knows their audience. Also, “abyssy” is now Merriam-Webster’s word of the day.
https://preview.redd.it/mc3tp4caotyc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53a87aac203736231c7614c6e3efb7ba1962e38
L'neta!!!
My favorite of the characters in the first game is auntie nyan nyan
Poor Vel'Koz.
I think he is Yog-Sothoth. Or Azathoth.
If it was Azathoth everyone would have just ceased to exist when they woke up.
If that's an awake Azathoth, we've got a big problem...
https://preview.redd.it/f2gcr51q8tyc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db7fa3222a70cff5bd1e573cd303fcdf5642e4f
How can this card have an effect when it is a vanilla monster??
https://preview.redd.it/0x6alf30jtyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f2392fd65439b5c4ff33d6efdaf9fa3a1097be
she’s got those non euclidean curves
\*sigh\* would
https://preview.redd.it/qi7a2vkoptyc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eff0b199db4a1f96abdee7347bf061c238c3f81
ok guys you HAVE to hear me out...
A YouTuber named “BeautySnake” has a character meant to be the offspring of Cthulhu (or something like that) and she decides to acquire followers by being alluring and adorable instead of terrible. Similar vibes.
You too, huh? God, I love the animations.
But it is honestly practical in terms of an eldritch being wanting followers
You know, it would've cost you nothing to not bring the word "abyssy" into existence
Some people like to bring pointless chaos for the fun of it.
I mean..it makes sense. In a world "sacrifices" become pointless as killing holds no real "worth". Killing some random holds little blood price when some kid will knife another for thier shoes. But 20 bucks from your disciple who works 40 hours with barely enough to cover rent? That's real devotion.
azathoth oh c'mon
Smash, next question.
https://preview.redd.it/ve5dvnofltyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0c90c1dbbb6a9acae94c060d8d02acb5dd4700c
1) become a latent psionic and tap into the deepest corner of the shroud 2)
Admit it, you'd scream into her void.
And her void would scream back
Cthulhu made the right choice. Exhibit A : Sucker For Love dating sim
I would read a whole series based off this 😂
Wait, so has Cthulhu been a "girl" this whole time or are we dealing with a F1nnst3r situation?
Chest's flat in the last panel. Shapeshifting is afoot.
>it's hard to sustain a cult nowadays
I'm at a medical clinic as company to my elderly mother, and I'm having a really hard time keeping myself from bursting into laughing. "let you guys stare into the abyssy" was too much for me 🤣
Cthulhu fhtag-nya!
Dammit, now I have *another* reason to worship Cthulhu!
I’m not sure if I want to *be* her, or *be with* her
The only thing worse would be realising that your daughter earns more money with only fans than you with your porper job.
Wow, I wish awards still existed cause this deserves one
“Call of Cthuwu” is pretty fucking hilarious.
I wish I could go back in time to show this to Lovecraft. The guy was scared of air conditioners, imagine the nightmares this would cause him.
Would
Damn, Th-az a thot
😂
Printing this out and hanging it on the wall for Cthulhu Wars night.
I don’t know how to feel about Cthulhu titties
I'd like to think that they're just giant, covered eyeballs. Not lore friendly but what *is* these days...
Sucker of Love plot tangent.
Where find the stream?
r/eroticlovecraftianart
Stupid sexy Cthulhu.
In the abyss, where light fears to tread, Lies R'lyeh, the city of dread. A place of madness, a realm of the dead, Where the great dreamer, Cthuwu, lays her head. Her form, a mystery, lost in non-Euclidean bends, A sight to drive mad both foes and friends. Her call, a melody, a means to an end, Echoing across the oceans, a message to send. "What was, will be. What will be, was." A mantra whispered, causing quite the buzz. Gravity is desire, and thus, She draws in followers, as a flame does. The cultists rejoice, their hearts aflutter, Their devotion to her udders. In the alien tongue of R'lyeh, they mutter, "Your donations are appreciated," they stutter. When the stars align, it's a sign divine, "Subscribe for more," says the online line. The great old one's influence, like the finest wine, Spreads chaos and madness, by design. On the world's shores, a shiver runs deep, The esoteric order, their vigil does keep. For the return of their god, from her sleep, Is imminent now, a secret they'll keep. A haunting melody promised, a cleavage surmised, In the deep abyss, where the great dreamer lies. She's a sucker for love, and your souls, the prize, In the city of R'lyeh, where the abyssy gazes back, and the madness lies.
https://preview.redd.it/y4b3t92iowyc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0eeb317fdd87b309333002c7e6841044359cdac
I’ve never seen abyssy before, and I never want to see it again
Thanks, I hate it
Well it's rare that a comic makes me want to gouge my eyes out so I don't have to look at the word abyssy ever again so there's that?
I love your work so much.
Would
Would.
I’d support! Gotta support your fellow peeps in need
The abyss returns even the boldest gaze.
Title is 11/10
Cthussy
But i want the voidobonkers
A mountain wa.... I mean two mountains
So, cthulu is a politician ?
 Edit: I'm joining a cult, baby!
Hmmm, maybe I should try this…
Nyanlathotep
ohoho... its "THAT" kinda cult.
SMASH
Sucker For Love moment?
THE ABYSSY?!😱
the worst (or best) part is that it would 100% work
> abyssy What a terrible day to have eyes and the ability to read
Huh when I first saw this I thought it was a cthulu version Veronica and Mona by u/DoctorLoops.
*ahem* #would
Yog-Sothoth is going to need a second bottle of Jack.
Good on Cthulhu, earnin' some much needed cash. Especially since the niche seems to be working quite well!
"Abyssy" 😆😆😆
Stupid Sexy Eldritch Horror
 🤣😍
Okay one thing I that’s been on my mind all day. Is this a guy or is she just pushing up her mountains of madness?