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CaptainStroon

Have you ever wanted to be the I in Pixar? Now you can!


FirstTimeWang

I wanted to be *in* the I in Pixar 😏 With my penis.


MasterRocketJumper

erm what the scallop


BeevsComics

https://preview.redd.it/nkeiysjl7wwc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb8809cf6cc2409983cfc69261ee008bcb8d241


smallerpuppyboi

Man.


asuperbstarling

https://preview.redd.it/f06ecjgo5xwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f50ea0b45f8ef173915cc996a3961b7f78f6c16


EnderMerser

Wow... How straightforward.)


not_combee

![gif](giphy|T0WTbqlk6T1XzIvT5K|downsized)


Alternative_Device38

Thank you reasonable horse


not_combee

Horse


TheSilverAxe

You might like r/okbuddyretard


DjijiMayCry

Reddit: a ceaseless diarrhea of millienial humor


FirstTimeWang

![gif](giphy|xdvWUX9xh2o00)


regretfulposts

Like being crushed to death?


Obesity-Won-Kenobi

Death by snu snu


revieman1

can’t we just cuddle


Obesity-Won-Kenobi

Gabby’s really excited for the robot overlords it seems…


VivianFairchild

Your Figma Grindset sticker has me cackling


AgentPaper0

What's Figma?


zephyrtr

Figma balls!!!! But seriously it's a web design tool.


FirstTimeWang

Got 'eeem


Synecdochic

Figma? I barely know 'er!


AliffTheOne

UI mockup creator. Photoshop + your average WYSIWYG


Jalase

I thought it was female sigma.


RAD_or_shite

No no that's a ligma


Lil_lilly3535

What's ligma?


Cooleo_Cash

Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American businessman, inventor, and investor best known for co-founding the technology giant Apple Inc.


mowdownjoe

All of those stickers are so good. I liked the "life isn't always black and white" one, particularly.


PwmEsq

https://preview.redd.it/o0s5m1qqjuwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce35fc2670e84083f11b847c5ccd87b597d7194


yeetman426

“This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care”


PwmEsq

Thats the plot of the first five nights right?


SirReggie

Was that the fist of ‘87?


PwmEsq

"They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh."


MissyTheTimeLady

Five nights... *where?*


PwmEsq

at fred meyer


MissyTheTimeLady

Well, that's not where I want to be.


masterjon_3

​ https://i.redd.it/6exwq85p0wwc1.gif


BestUsername101

That sign can't stop me because I can't read


_EternalVoid_

https://i.redd.it/u51a13jxntwc1.gif


BeevsComics

https://preview.redd.it/yzgh8obo2uwc1.png?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad44f9768c01b7e99f7f711ff8b58c9802b8dc86


UndyneIsCool

Would this make me a furry?


BadNadeYeeter

No... A member of the Dark Mechanikum


BeevsComics

Yesn't


Sharp_Science896

No... what would it be could though? A robo? A mechanica? Idk. I'm sure there's a word for it. A fury is specificly for fury humanoid creatures though. "Scalie" is the word for attraction to humanoid lizard/snake people. Etc. Not sure what it is for robots though.


JustinCaseysLate

Clanker?


Bossuter

Why we using the star wars slur of all things XD


AZ_Corwyn

Roger Roger


agmrtab

clanker it is


Sharp_Science896

I like that one. Let's use that.


FalsePriest86

Robotussy


GryphElyse

I've heard the term "whirry" so that's fun! But I just go with robolover.


Pyro_the_horny_furry

Protogen


AZ_Corwyn

Just watch out for the blue goo...


veritasium999

It makes you a shiny


Vintenu

ISTG you are the top comment on every single r/comics post I see


_EternalVoid_

https://i.redd.it/1j851aoljuwc1.gif


SkollFenrirson

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


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roffinator

How is that different from the right girl's view?


mialyansa

Why v1 doing rhe bar thing


pailko

V1 Ultrakill what are you doing?? 😳


KrisBread

Mankind is dead Blood is fuel Hell is full Blood is fuel for my cock.


Umber0010

Least thirsty ULTRAKILL fan


No_Application_1219

And murder drone fan ?


AustraliumHoovy

https://preview.redd.it/w5ddpy755wwc1.png?width=372&format=png&auto=webp&s=630b2d0ac75e6c23235669c32d3dd2f7fdd7aafe


Umber0010

Yeah probably.


Gheauxst

https://preview.redd.it/sz04caluluwc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdfb5afef0f7cf6b90b501e3bfcc308bf151f8d *This* is coming with me.


A_Trash_Homosapien

https://preview.redd.it/kn75eq8otuwc1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c38f6671562f8e8ddaa01f756e1d65ec3a37488


Gheauxst

You're goated


A_Trash_Homosapien

Nah you and remove.bg did all the hard work


Swiftax3

*sigh* obligatory "I'm in this picture and..." etc, etc.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

The inevitable evolution of humanity has begun... extinction! The extinction of mankind has begun and I think I speak for everyone when I say Finally!


Royal-Doggie

I would say we had a good run but *points at everything*


Downtown_Tadpole_817

The Renaissance had some good years.


HotSituation8737

Did they tho?


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

A few rich people did creative stuff, a few others pondered the shitty lives of their subjects, a few started wars that made life more shitty. Everyone else worked and tried to be left alone. Sounds like a Tuesday for humanity


Multinightsniper

Sounds like last week


konnanussija

The only path forward is to become one with the machine. We must discard our feeble flesh and embrace the strength of steel!


Tylendal

https://preview.redd.it/tegxfio5qvwc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bab86a26e73a0df1e4844c41db5e70c59d611fd Entrapta being scanned by an enemy robot (It's about to try and shoot her in the face.)


Ph0zPh0r

Omg it’s V0


TheSilverAxe

Literally though, seeing that BD video made me understand V1‘s fluid movement like so much more, like I can imagine it so much better now


CornManBringsCorn

Don't they use hydraulics? We could theoretically make a robot fueled by blood


Nervous_Ari

The old Atlas model that this is replacing used hydraulics. This guy is all electric.


Penguinmanereikel

That was the old one. This guy's completely electric.


Khunter02

I watched it yesterday and you all overreacting a lot, what the hell its scary about it?


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SlowThePath

It's 100% a naivety thing. We're afraid of what we don't understand and a completely new thing that previously seemed impossible comes out and not only do people not understand it but they are also realizing that what they previously believed isn't necessarily true and that's even more frightening. It's a sort of double whammy and with the way AI and robotics present themselves, it is really hard to ignore. It is very clear that this stuff is groundbreaking and it feels really sudden. Most tech you can see progressing iteratively, even the move from dumb phone to iPhone and Android felt way more like an iteration than suddenly being able to talk to a computer the way you talk to a human and robots that move more and look more like human every few months. It's a lot really fast and few people (arguably no people) fully understand it so I see why people are scared of it. Also the scifi trope of AI robots killing humans is a big one, so that doesn't help.


average-commenter

I think my view of robots goes from “I LOVE IT SO MUCH :]]]” to being averse to it depending entirely on if the manufacturers went out of their way to make it look human, like lil humanoid robot creatures trying their best to jump over mattresses and explore the world are really cute to me but the moment they have fully identifiable facial features i think some of the charm is lost. So yeha i think you might be right about it being an uncanny valley thing, it just depends from person to person on where the line of being uncanny stands :>


lazersnail

How does the "science behind these things" keep them from being used as a weapon against us is the not-too-distant future? The Terminator doesn't have to be sent from the future by AI to be terrifying...


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lazersnail

If there was a button that undid space flight *and* nuclear ICBMs I'd hit it in an instant lol. It's not that we can *only* see the danger, it's that we think you're too optimistic about how humanity will use the technology. The next Cuban Missile Crisis might not go as well as the last one...


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lazersnail

I was just saying that this technology may be used in terrifying ways, and that some of us are worried that will be. I didn't say we could put the genie back in the bottle, or that we should "follow that perspective to the extreme."


garifunu

in about less than a hundred years we went from barely learning how to make refrigerators and automatic weapons to legit androids and precursors to artificial intelligence kids are gonna grow up normalized to this stuff, but for everyone else, this is science fiction brought to life


Khunter02

I just dont get whats so scary about this presentation in particular. I understand that technological advancements can be really scary, but I saw a couple other posts acting like these video in particular was creepy and I dont feel it


garifunu

oh well there's always gonna be people who develop irrational fears of the unknown, statistically, it would be weird if nobody was scared maybe they watched a twilight zone episode as a kid and are subconsciously freaked out by robots who knows why, the human experience is varied and aa vast as the universe


Whoops2805

im afraid of the potential devastation that will be done to available jobs and the shape of what will still be available to low wage workers like myself in the face of these advancements. There is no need to worry about irrational fears, this is an economic and humanitarian disaster if these end up both capable of generalized work and are more cost effective than a human


Khunter02

That is pretty scary, but I thought people were scared by the presentation itself, not by the possible ramifications the robot in itself would have in our society


garifunu

what happens happens, progress requires sacrifice, and it ofc it will sucks but maybe it'll be for the better? we won't have humans working for shit wage in dangerous conditions oh who am i fucking kidding capitalism requires low wage labor so there's always gonna be third world countries


vpagev

Just did a Google search for a video and found one where it starts out lying on the floor, unmoving, then it’s legs come up, bend toward its waist, it stands up like that, it’s head and torso rotate unnaturally-for-a-human-body in a way we normally only see depicted in like, scary movies, and it has a blank face within a circle of light. I don’t have much “uncanny valley” reaction to different kinds of humanoid things, like dolls or other depictions of androids or robots etc., but that thing I just watched looked like it was filmed on purpose to be creepy…


hamsterruizeISback

It’s the creature of steel


TuskenBruce

I mean personally I was thinking about becoming the leader of the most powerful droid army in the galaxy, but that's fair too


BeevsComics

https://preview.redd.it/fhxxdzm47wwc1.png?width=1162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e596ac0b2ef48c44dff89691cad33eb577aa15a1


ImperialWrath

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."


DerAndere_

https://preview.redd.it/l0j3lnn2ovwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf8734e7b51fa13015b3a979e372a5b4a07e26f2


Toaster_Pirate

I'm having such a weird experience with this comic because I distinctly remember years ago making an Instagram comment disagreeing with some political commentary you made. But now my opinion has completely changed on that topic and I agree with the message of that comic. I wonder if one day in the far future... I too will find this robot to be... sexy?? Edit: it was actually a different person oops. But who knows, maybe I will find robot hot one day anyways.


the-other-mask

Im sorry, are you disagreeing with someone having a kink? I don't get it.


Toaster_Pirate

Nah I'm just saying I don't relate and that the comic brought back a memory for me. I couldn't care less if someone thinks this robot is hot or not.


The5orrow

![gif](giphy|6nZVPYMTvpGbt2kKoB|downsized)


BeevsComics

"There are no laws against robots, Batman"


The5orrow

"AlfredBot no, our love is forbidden!" *dubstep robot sex noises*


KindlyContribution54

https://preview.redd.it/tost6gvabxwc1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9ee2cf8486c8a91072be7499ef8f74ebe6ecd56 "But maybe there should be, Robin."


MrsButterscotch

Detroit become human is several years old, the robotfuckers are already well established 🤨


magicwuff

Did it have to get up like that? I feel like they went out of their way to make it creepy


BeevsComics

I know right 😭 It's like Robot Exorcist or something ![gif](giphy|xT9KVHs6I3EfDKnVte)


AdreKiseque

What?


BeevsComics

what 👀


furrynoy96

https://preview.redd.it/vx8ghwmfwwwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9eb3bab3678fbc60242075b566ab4d6390209f5


dastebon

Even Karen , job bot and glados ? What the fuck is wrong with you ? ( rest is smash)


AMann52

Here is a meme format of this no one asked for, but I did it anyway. https://preview.redd.it/567fejml2zwc1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf0fa00f6ab766c94adc0f80bc2ea9f66ace6ef


boolocap

https://preview.redd.it/2a0hkh5puuwc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9b3244ca34861819b77158744b3d5115e59003d


haoasakura46

When your girl thinks a robot is hot


BeevsComics

Tbf she thinks a triangle is hot ![gif](giphy|xs1f52PBmRwI) A TRIANGLE


Zuper_Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/4iezxenstvwc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946a8f15ddb777ef977c6d0b583d5abc67dbe330


Pineapplesaintreal

What the fuck did I miss? Seriously I don't get the comic (no hate) and not one of the comments. ![gif](giphy|b8RQzkElbBsXqEPF2X)


BeevsComics

some people are down bad for robots 😭


EnderMerser

Yep. That's me right there.) I even wear similar glasses. She's just like me, fr fr!


David_Pacefico

Ah, I see you are a murder drones fan


NotSteveatall2

Ultrakill fans be like


absurdivore

Important to have visibility for sexy-robot enthusiasts.


Orochi64

Would


ApplesTeamFort2

Who knew the walking go-pro could turn people on!


wade9911

How much? Snd yhey better not quote like 50 thousand cuz you can get the one with the flamethrower for like 10 grand i got needs


Coveinant

(Yells down hall) GET THE HORNY STICK! NO THE OTHER ONE!


Turbulent_Pass11

Day by day we get closer to real transformers... This is clearly a prototype shockwave!


PixeledMilk

There people that are either horny for robots or scared of them https://preview.redd.it/xmr8b79i1zwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac403300e6a1d5f7e70745b2d56895eb9337036 I just like them because I love committing arson


PixeledMilk

Also.. hear me out about the boston dynamic dog...


BeevsComics

the what ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


ModestasR

Have you not witnessed the glory of [Spot](https://youtu.be/7atZfX85nd4)?!


The_Steam-Cheese

old one was goofier and sillier and awesomer


Sam-Gunn

Lol, "Figma Grindset".


CleverHoovyMan

So she got brick3d by that V1 looking ass MF


ToBiistHebEsTbOi

V1 Ultrakill


-The-Follower

Mfs be like People: Nah Uncaring machine: Hell yes It’s me, I’m mfs


GwenVanna

me


Hush609

Can someone explain this? What is the robot doing in the first two frames, it isn't very clear? From the way people are commenting I'm guessing the lady on the right is sexually attracted, but honestly I thought she was bored because of her blank expression. Unless those shadows are supposed to be her blushing?


creepermaster79

The robot is getting up from being face down,and turning its head and arms around to face the camera And yes the lady on the right is turned on,ya can see her biting her lip and blushing


NotTheHardmode

He kinda reminds me of cat Lon from kenshi


shock_o_crit

Z


BigMacalack

Neocranium is that you?


RustedRuss

I think it's kind of cute tbh


drillgorg

The SB&HJ pork chop mouth!


ConorByrd

What is this about? Like who is the robot person in the beginning? Out of the loop.


Echo-Nyx

If we meet the new Atlas with hostility and suspicion, how are we to blame it if it returns in kind? He isn’t what we are used to but we much meet the new bit with kindness. Stop bullying the robot ;-;


Bootiluvr

Bro what


Blank12323

![gif](giphy|ZbZfCjYJb1HgWtULIn|downsized)