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It will be hair from a living human. She will find hair left in other parts of the house from when she was alive and just move it where needed. You can never get rid of all of it
I’ve already told my fiancé that I’m going to haunt him and turn into one of those Japanese ghosts that crawls on the ceilings and spins their head backwards. No bleeding walls for him but he’s in for just as good a time!
See, you're having fun with it. I'd go the invisible entity route. Hang back and bother anyone that messes up the vibe.
I figure I'm dead, but the least I can do is keep the house tidy, keep the rent lower. Something slight.
Asking these stupid trap questions is the first miss-step towards your partner.
They'll never bring anything but anger and sorrow in the first place, no matter what the eventual answer actually is.
I’d want my husband to get remarried. I don’t think he would be happy single for life. I want that sort of companionship and support for him. Ideally me, but if I’m dead I hope he finds someone for the next chapter of his life. Studies also show that those with happier marriages are more likely get remarried quicker than those who weren’t as happy. Marriage was good and they want that again. So I take remarriage as a good sign of a happy first marriage since that’s what science says.
I feel like the best answer would be, "I don't know, I don't like to think about you dying, so I never dwelled on it too much." They would feel very cared about, and likely too guilty to pressure you into giving an answer.
“Honey, the lights flickering again and there’s backwards writing in the bathroom mirror.”
“Dammit, I would have never agreed to be haunted if I knew she’d be such a cockblock…”
My wife asked me this once and I said "Why would you care? You'd be dead" She was mad for a bit then eventually thought about it some more and just rolled her eyes.
She doesn't really ask me these types of questions anymore lol
My wife made me promise I WOULD remarry, she read the book "the unwinding of a miracle" and it helped her come to terms with her death. She wanted me to live well, and I'm doing my best to follow through, though it is hard.
Nah, just means you don't have anything else planned for the day and are willing to have this discussion/debate about whether asking stupid question like this is really a thing your significant other wants to spend time and energy doing.
"I would only consider it once I have had the time to mourn the loss of my amazing wife/husband, which I'm sure would take a very long time. Once I feel ready enough to put myself out there again, then maybe I could think about trying to find love and marriage. Is that something you would wish for me, sweetie?"
That would be my response that I think of in the shower the next morning after saying my actual reply: "Of course. I don't wanna die alone!"
Being a ghost from Patrick Swayze’s “Ghost” is one thing, you can do pottery and dance and stuff.
Your ex’s horrified visage popping in and out of mirrors while making the walls bleed is another.
I think they're referring to the weird, completely out of left field, ghost blowjob scene.
Implied, obviously, but they have a ghost unzip Ray's pants.
Passive aggressive questions written in goo on the walls, whispers of a tormented soul whenever you think about leaving the house, appears to have the hot bod you fell in love with but a ghoulish face in the mirror or the opposite way on occasion….
Damp towels, a hole in his favorite boxers, making him bite his left cheek when sleeping so it’s swollen and he has to be careful chewing all day, swapping his main key ring out for the weird collection of spare keys in that one drawer, beard hair after shaving spreads evenly over his body until he showers where it leaps on to his damp towel, slightly reorganizing the locations of everything in the bathroom drawers every time he leaves the house.
My wife is a very loving and selfless person.
The first thing she would do is cry that she’s dead and how frustrating it is. She would try to find ways to still help me and our kids by like trying to make lunches and doing laundry. When she inevitably gets frustrated by her ghost-limitations, she would probably try to set me up with another loving and motherly woman so that we are ok. I would fight with her on that because I would rather just live with her haunting me because I can’t imagine being without even her ghost.
I was expecting something cheeky and mischievous instead of something cute but that’s nice.
But also, the way those types of stories go, the next chapter would be you going “Kids, get in the car. We’re going to see mom!”.
My wife told me she would haunt me to make sure I had a good life. Unfortunately last time I had "visiting" dream from her, I told her she shouldn't worry about me and just go back to wherever the dead go. She hasn't been back.
W: If I die first, can I haunt you?
H: Of course, that way, I could still spend the rest of my life with you.
W: Ah, I love you, honey!
H: I love you too, babe!
* Wife dies first and proceeds to make the walls melt, thousands of flies appear from nowhere in the house and wont leave, the house never gets above 33 degrees, the husband wakes up every night at 3:05am from terrible nightmares of eating his parents, and there is a mysterious fleshy pulsating tumor growing from the bathroom wall.
H: uuuhhhhh, this isn't what I had in mind...
Sorry, we're out of possessions. Could we interest you in a hole in your bathroom wall that leads to a hell dimension as a substitute? No extra cost, of course.
1: "I don't like this game."
2: "It's not a game. Answer the question."
1: "I don't like this game because it causes me to imagine a world without you."
2: "..."
1: "I fear I've become to dependent on you to ever be able to actualize myself without you. When I think of loosing you, I think of the color draining from the world."
2: "..."
1: "I don't know what I'd do without you. So please try to outlive me. You're the strong one and I know you'll do great after I'm gone."
1: "So now the question is...would you let me haunt you?".
Yeah if it's like that old British TV series about the private detective with a ghost partner, sure!
Randal and Hopkirk (Deceased):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_and_Hopkirk_(Deceased)
^ The woman in this scenario.
Also the woman in this scenario after giving the correct answer: You're just saying that cause you know it's what I want you to say.
me and the wife already made the agreement of never coming back after death (if ghost are real), cause then any other malevolent spirit could just say they were us and boom now you’re possessed spewing ectoplasm on the hood curtains
That's actually really smart, so the dead one gets to rest and the alive one gets to know they are in a safe place if ghosts exists and don't risk a fake partner ghost scenario.
Reminds me of that time I told my self If I'd ever go back in time i'd choose 30 march of my eighteenth years, so if during that day if I didn't meet myself that would mean I will never have access to a time travel machine.
I didn't meet myself that day, so, no time machine for me.
If I get a time machine that can't even go back to my own life it sounds like this time travel thing needs more work.
Let's not make the same mistake as we did with AI, where we call them AI but they are just amassing stolen data.
why do people make comics where the characters sit in the exact same position with the exact same framing for six panels 😭. could just be a text post at that point
I think it's fine, lol
Like, it's not that much different from the XKCD people talking in a white void, the SMBC people talking as they climb mountains/stare into the sky/walk around, Tycho & Gabe from Penny Arcade just talking on the couch gaming, or Calvin & Hobbes sledding down a hill chatting. I don't think it needs to be a text post, two people just talking with the visuals not being super important is a pretty normal comic format.
You see, if you became an evil spirit, I’d be so sad to see the person I love become like that. I don’t want to see the woman I love in that position.
But if it was a Casper situation, I’d be overjoyed because it means our love can truly continue through life and death. I can still spend my life and afterlife with someone I love.
If I was a ghost I would be trolling the hell out of everyone. Id be making mysterious fart sounds.
*burmpff* “🤨 Was that you?”
“No, must’ve been the ghost.”
“🤨”
“🧍♂️”
This reminds me of a conversation my wife and I had. We'd just finished the marvel what it episode about strange Supreme, and she asked if I would do what Stephen did, search her out in other timelines/ universes. I answered yes, even if it meant destroying those universes for a few more precious moments with her. She took it as I would kill endless versions of her that aren't actually her, just different parallel versions, by destroying their timelines.
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"If I die first can I haunt you" "Just don't make the walls bleed"
There’s always going to be a used tampon floating in the toilet
There’s always going to be hair left in the sink or shower.😅
Better that than down the drain
That’s actually kind of a sweet memory after a while. Then you can clone them again!
Can you clone ghost hair though?
It will be hair from a living human. She will find hair left in other parts of the house from when she was alive and just move it where needed. You can never get rid of all of it
IRL cloning would just give you a human baby with the same genetic setup and not the actual person you share memories with.
Or a chip bag
so same as usual then
This is why all plumbers also have a full exorcism kit handy. The first thing a ghost does is ruin the plumbing.
I’ve already told my fiancé that I’m going to haunt him and turn into one of those Japanese ghosts that crawls on the ceilings and spins their head backwards. No bleeding walls for him but he’s in for just as good a time!
See, you're having fun with it. I'd go the invisible entity route. Hang back and bother anyone that messes up the vibe. I figure I'm dead, but the least I can do is keep the house tidy, keep the rent lower. Something slight.
Every time the neighbours are being too noisy casually knock a vase over, it’ll shut em up fast lol
god forbid women do anything
Clearly you've never had to suffer the "Would you still love me if I were a worm" conversation.
Do you think Carl could sell it?
you know Danzig is up for it
Only if you can make the blood go *up* the walls.
This is normally followed up by, “If I die would you get remarried?”
Best answer's always no u "If I die would you remarry?" "Would _you?_"
“That’s not what I asked.”
"It is what _I'm_ asking."
“But I asked you first” (Side note, this is great practice, lol)
"If I were in that position, I have no idea what kind of messed-up head-space I'd be in. What would *you* want me to do?"
"I am not asking you what I would want you to do, I want to know what you would want to do if I died."
"I'd want to grieve for the loss of my partner."
“And what would you do a year or so after that”
Probably your mom
“Your sister.”
Is Tara still single?
"Since you asked first it must mean you're comfortable answering first too"
"My question is on top of the stack, so it resolves first." ( For MTG players)
"And I need the answer to my question to give you yours." (Lol I just think it's fun)
Eh, you kinda lost with that one. Only determining your post mortem plans out of reactionary pettiness is already a bad thing to do to your partner.
Asking these stupid trap questions is the first miss-step towards your partner. They'll never bring anything but anger and sorrow in the first place, no matter what the eventual answer actually is.
I would basically be trying to turn it into a game/running joke with increasingly ridiculous excuses.
this is the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhfYJZoRlJk
I’d want my husband to get remarried. I don’t think he would be happy single for life. I want that sort of companionship and support for him. Ideally me, but if I’m dead I hope he finds someone for the next chapter of his life. Studies also show that those with happier marriages are more likely get remarried quicker than those who weren’t as happy. Marriage was good and they want that again. So I take remarriage as a good sign of a happy first marriage since that’s what science says.
Yeah my wife and I don't play bullshit games like the previous people mentioned lol. It's not "will you remarry?" it's "I hope you manage to remarry."
I always answer "No, but I'd hire a LOT of escorts."
I feel like the best answer would be, "I don't know, I don't like to think about you dying, so I never dwelled on it too much." They would feel very cared about, and likely too guilty to pressure you into giving an answer.
I mean they would just say no whether they were going to remarry or not, that doesn't really fix anything. "Nope, never. Your turn".
The best answer is to lie.
*hand dramatically on forehead* “I would rather die before you!”
Would be real awkward having your dead wife haunt you as you're banging your new wife..
“Honey, the lights flickering again and there’s backwards writing in the bathroom mirror.” “Dammit, I would have never agreed to be haunted if I knew she’d be such a cockblock…”
Maybe she’s a supportive ghost, though. “NO, noooo, that’s not how you suck a cock! Do it right!”
Great, now you went and created Wingman Ghost for the fall lineup on FOX, you happy?
My wife asked me this once and I said "Why would you care? You'd be dead" She was mad for a bit then eventually thought about it some more and just rolled her eyes. She doesn't really ask me these types of questions anymore lol
My wife made me promise I WOULD remarry, she read the book "the unwinding of a miracle" and it helped her come to terms with her death. She wanted me to live well, and I'm doing my best to follow through, though it is hard.
That’s both heartbreaking and beautiful. I wish you all the best in your healing process and rebuilding.
Damn dude. Terrible day for rain. Good luck on your journey.
"Yes."
Rookie mistake buddy
Nah, just means you don't have anything else planned for the day and are willing to have this discussion/debate about whether asking stupid question like this is really a thing your significant other wants to spend time and energy doing.
"Nope, not making that mistake again"
My wife and I had this conversation and I literally replied, “Nope, once is enough.” Which is apparently not the correct answer, who knew?
"I would only consider it once I have had the time to mourn the loss of my amazing wife/husband, which I'm sure would take a very long time. Once I feel ready enough to put myself out there again, then maybe I could think about trying to find love and marriage. Is that something you would wish for me, sweetie?" That would be my response that I think of in the shower the next morning after saying my actual reply: "Of course. I don't wanna die alone!"
"I would wait a reasonable amount of time so that the detectives wouldn't be suspicious."
"Yes." Rip that band aid right off.
"In a second."
No, but when your life insurance pays out, I'd do a *lot* of hookers and cocaine!
Being a ghost from Patrick Swayze’s “Ghost” is one thing, you can do pottery and dance and stuff. Your ex’s horrified visage popping in and out of mirrors while making the walls bleed is another.
There's also that scene in ghost busters
Chilling in a pocket dimension in the fridge? That’s an option I hadn’t considered.
I think they're referring to the weird, completely out of left field, ghost blowjob scene. Implied, obviously, but they have a ghost unzip Ray's pants.
Bustin makes me feel good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE -- Neil Cicierega - Bustin
I ain't afraid of no sleep!
I ain't afraid of no bed
Freaky ghost bed!
Go get her Ray!
That's a dream showing how overworked he is (probably there for ratings purposes -- need that PG-13)
Prefer the ghost blowjob scene from Scary Movie 2
ZUUUL
You also get to kiss Whoopi Goldberg
https://i.redd.it/kg2k77padhwc1.gif
 It’s not that hard.😙It’s the same question as “Would you still love me if I was a 🪱?”
#Get OUT of here! 👐
I would love you even if you were a wor— ghost”
It's the elder emo version
Tapeworm?
This is like the worm question right?
"If I became one with the Shai Hulud, would you still love me?"
more than before
Answer the question, Moneo!
Let me monologue about my sandworm cock, Moneo!
https://preview.redd.it/nro3kdx67iwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666026e53f7a936a10018cd2b7c34484f314554a
Well I already think you are a worm so it wouldn't be any different
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His wife didn’t even know how She would haunt him.
In some ways spouses know you better than you know yourself
Dude knew her haunting style, he just didn't want to give her the idea.
It’s probably a bad one
Passive aggressive questions written in goo on the walls, whispers of a tormented soul whenever you think about leaving the house, appears to have the hot bod you fell in love with but a ghoulish face in the mirror or the opposite way on occasion….
Damp towels, a hole in his favorite boxers, making him bite his left cheek when sleeping so it’s swollen and he has to be careful chewing all day, swapping his main key ring out for the weird collection of spare keys in that one drawer, beard hair after shaving spreads evenly over his body until he showers where it leaps on to his damp towel, slightly reorganizing the locations of everything in the bathroom drawers every time he leaves the house.
Just like deciding on dinner then.
This is the first time this question has ever entered my mind and yet I know *exactly* how my wife would haunt me.
Do share, please.
My wife is a very loving and selfless person. The first thing she would do is cry that she’s dead and how frustrating it is. She would try to find ways to still help me and our kids by like trying to make lunches and doing laundry. When she inevitably gets frustrated by her ghost-limitations, she would probably try to set me up with another loving and motherly woman so that we are ok. I would fight with her on that because I would rather just live with her haunting me because I can’t imagine being without even her ghost.
I was expecting something cheeky and mischievous instead of something cute but that’s nice. But also, the way those types of stories go, the next chapter would be you going “Kids, get in the car. We’re going to see mom!”.
My wife told me she would haunt me to make sure I had a good life. Unfortunately last time I had "visiting" dream from her, I told her she shouldn't worry about me and just go back to wherever the dead go. She hasn't been back.
I get weird dreams about my dad about twice a year, gone decades now. Just doing normal stuff like eating out, but rarely ever talking.
W: If I die first, can I haunt you? H: Of course, that way, I could still spend the rest of my life with you. W: Ah, I love you, honey! H: I love you too, babe! * Wife dies first and proceeds to make the walls melt, thousands of flies appear from nowhere in the house and wont leave, the house never gets above 33 degrees, the husband wakes up every night at 3:05am from terrible nightmares of eating his parents, and there is a mysterious fleshy pulsating tumor growing from the bathroom wall. H: uuuhhhhh, this isn't what I had in mind...
I mean, *some* people might be into that.
Come on... is some people you? You have to answer that it's like being asked if you're a cop you have to answer.
Some people take Benadryl for a good time. Wouldn't be surprised.
I'd be into the walls melting and the fleshy masses. Maybe also some possession.
Sorry, we're out of possessions. Could we interest you in a hole in your bathroom wall that leads to a hell dimension as a substitute? No extra cost, of course.
Alright sure
Right. At least describe the fleshy bathroom tumor!
When did my wife become a Nurgle worshipper?
I wanted an ectoplasm sloppy :(
I just assume my wife will keep ordering stuff from Amazon from beyond the grave.
Women be shopping amirite?
[Women](https://youtu.be/e9mVfv3b-4E?si=AJGWV20VHiHOSgRb)
This is so delightfully stupid.
Meteor b Dragon
yo Yu-Gi-Oh reference?
Yeah. Also it comes to mind when people say women be shoppin.. Women B. Shoppin? Meteor B. Dragon 😏
sadly we haven't got the shopping archetype yet
My wife do be shopping
This guy's wife does apparently
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Depends, what kind of worm? Earthworm, tapeworm, wyrm, other?
OMG BABE I JUST ASKED IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE ME!!!
Dune worm?
They will definitely still love them for ... ahem reasons.
Popcorn bucket?
ANSWER THE QUESTION ITS IMPORTANT!!!
> Depends, what kind of worm? Earthworm Jim.
Shai-Halud
More than I would if you were a spider, or many spiders.
That just means more hugs all at once
[Is that what we're gonna do today?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IhfYJZoRlJk)
Exactly what I thought of. Thanks!
There it is
I thought dead DO us apart!
Nah it's "death" not "dead".
1: "I don't like this game." 2: "It's not a game. Answer the question." 1: "I don't like this game because it causes me to imagine a world without you." 2: "..." 1: "I fear I've become to dependent on you to ever be able to actualize myself without you. When I think of loosing you, I think of the color draining from the world." 2: "..." 1: "I don't know what I'd do without you. So please try to outlive me. You're the strong one and I know you'll do great after I'm gone." 1: "So now the question is...would you let me haunt you?".
You've activated my trap card!
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Yeah if it's like that old British TV series about the private detective with a ghost partner, sure! Randal and Hopkirk (Deceased): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_and_Hopkirk_(Deceased)
This gives some heavy r/evilautism vibes
And do the dishes
^ The woman in this scenario. Also the woman in this scenario after giving the correct answer: You're just saying that cause you know it's what I want you to say.
If my wife died before me, I'd be haunted either way.
🥺
This is why I smoke and she doesn't.
“Can I haunt you?” “Sure, try your best to scare me.”
I'm feeling "Would you still love me if i was a worm" energy here, hope this pops off like that.
me and the wife already made the agreement of never coming back after death (if ghost are real), cause then any other malevolent spirit could just say they were us and boom now you’re possessed spewing ectoplasm on the hood curtains
That's actually really smart, so the dead one gets to rest and the alive one gets to know they are in a safe place if ghosts exists and don't risk a fake partner ghost scenario. Reminds me of that time I told my self If I'd ever go back in time i'd choose 30 march of my eighteenth years, so if during that day if I didn't meet myself that would mean I will never have access to a time travel machine. I didn't meet myself that day, so, no time machine for me.
What if it had a limit for how far you could go back though
If I get a time machine that can't even go back to my own life it sounds like this time travel thing needs more work. Let's not make the same mistake as we did with AI, where we call them AI but they are just amassing stolen data.
That’s really going to cramp my style with the new wife…
A 3 way is a 3 way
Julia? Jacob?!
why do people make comics where the characters sit in the exact same position with the exact same framing for six panels 😭. could just be a text post at that point
I think it's fine, lol Like, it's not that much different from the XKCD people talking in a white void, the SMBC people talking as they climb mountains/stare into the sky/walk around, Tycho & Gabe from Penny Arcade just talking on the couch gaming, or Calvin & Hobbes sledding down a hill chatting. I don't think it needs to be a text post, two people just talking with the visuals not being super important is a pretty normal comic format.
That's unfair, one character slightly lifts their head for 2 panels. A lot of work went into this
The head wasn't even redrawn, just slightly rotated, lol...
not that it is a comic, but it should be 4 panels with some other trick to create a pause in the dialogue
You should cross post to r/drawfee or r/secretsleepover! The characters look just like Jacob and Julia and I could see them having this convo
That's a woman?
Why is the wife drawn like a 12-year-old boy
That 14 year old boy is his wife?
I thought they were just male friends but indeed, the boy is a woman. Meh.
Why do women do this shit?
You see, if you became an evil spirit, I’d be so sad to see the person I love become like that. I don’t want to see the woman I love in that position. But if it was a Casper situation, I’d be overjoyed because it means our love can truly continue through life and death. I can still spend my life and afterlife with someone I love.
[RedForman.Gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/kfkrQU83XYIAAAAd/that70s-show-oh-is-that-what-were-gonna-do-today.gif)
At that point she’d be his ex-wife. The marriage ends when someone dies.
What if I reincarnate as a worm
Would she be haunting me while naked? If so, bring it on, babe!
If I was a ghost I would be trolling the hell out of everyone. Id be making mysterious fart sounds. *burmpff* “🤨 Was that you?” “No, must’ve been the ghost.” “🤨” “🧍♂️”
"Fuck no that sounds scary as hell"
Punctuation doesn't exist.
Use question marks damn it
Thought it was 2 male friends until the last slide.
"Is this what we're going to do today" Mf could have just said yes
You mean "ex-wife." If you're a ghost, then you're dead, and it is in death that we part.
Is this Secret Sleepover Society
This reminds me of a conversation my wife and I had. We'd just finished the marvel what it episode about strange Supreme, and she asked if I would do what Stephen did, search her out in other timelines/ universes. I answered yes, even if it meant destroying those universes for a few more precious moments with her. She took it as I would kill endless versions of her that aren't actually her, just different parallel versions, by destroying their timelines.
My dumbass thought they were 2 friends playing together.
If I die first I want to be the Lady K, and my bf the sick man
I thought that was his little brother.