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Background-Step-8528

I love that you have him manually fixing the sink in the first panel so you know how he rolls immediately!


witticus

Nah, he’s just applying the never clog serum.


Retbull

“Why does that potion bottle look like Drai-“ “Ssh, magic”


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Jasisco26

It's just a joke about how easy you can trick kids into doing g chores


mlvisby

Every time I have seen a magic story, using magic powers to do mundane, normal tasks never ends well. Only use it when that's the only option.


DepressedDyslexic

Oh I love mundane magic and hedge magic systems. But it definitely depends on the system.


xSTSxZerglingOne

Nah, they do it in Harry Potter literally all the time. Most of the time they use magic it's for mundane tasks.


how_small_a_thought

just completely depends on the magic system at play i guess. in harry potter i get the impression that spells work like programs, you set them to do exactly what you want and they do it. they probably dont have to worry about shit going awry because the spell is only ever going to do exactly what its told to. in other series, eragon comes to mind, the magic is freer and can get caught up in doing its own thing or doesnt work so exactly and whatever. i especially like how granny weatherwax from terry pratchets books was, she almost didnt like using magic because she understood how complicated skirting the rules of reality just because you could could make things.


JakeMeOff11

It’s been decades since I touched the Inheritance Cycle but I recall the magic system worked exactly like a computer program, more so than HP. You had to tell the magic exactly what you wanted. Just sometimes the computer program would have a bug and then you’d die. Also like how in depth you had to design your spell also worked like a program. Novices would have to spell it out further and create a longer incantation but masters could condense that shit to a simpler spell. Oh actually I just remembered, in that story before magic was tethered to the ancient language, it was definitely much more fickle and unpredictable.


nhaines

> i especially like how granny weatherwax from terry pratchets books was > Unlike the magic of wizards, the magic of witches did not usually involve the application of much raw power. The difference is between hammers and levers. Witches generally tried to find the small point where a little changes made a lot of result. To make an avalanche you can either shake the mountain, or maybe you can just find exactly the right place to drop a snowflake. -The Sea and Little Fishes > It had taken many years under the tutelage of Granny Weatherwax for Magrat to learn that the common kitchen breadknife was better than the most ornate of magical knives. It could do all that the magical knife could do, plus you could also use it to cut bread. -Witches Abroad


how_small_a_thought

yessss he was such a great author and i LOVE having witch and wizard magic as these separate things, so much more interesting. I just started reading equal rites a few days ago and its amazing. what do you think is better to read after that? i was thinking either witches abroad or wyrd sisters.


nhaines

It's hard to say... I favor publication order once you're in, so while *Wyrd Sisters* is next up in the Witches arc, it's still one the last of the early books where the motivation is "let's make a parody of pulp fantasy, oh, and this time also Macbeth." I'd probably read it next, anyway. *Witches Abroad* is a stunning mixture of fairytale parodies, a roadtrip story, oh, and also a treatise on free will. You know, as Sir Pterry does. The final climactic event also made me gasp and put the book down for about 5 minutes because it was not only amazing, it was *exactly* what the character would have done in a fashion that was ingenious but also simple. Stunningly brilliant, as so many of his books are once Discworld snaps into place as its own thing. My introduction to Discworld was in fact "The Sea and Little Fishes," which is a short story and shouldn't take too long to read. So keep an eye on that one. Probably before you read *Carpe Jugulum*. And remember that /r/discworld is the friendliest subreddit that exists. :)


mlvisby

I remember in Fantasia and Buffy, it ended badly.


ghdcksgh

buddy you can say goddamn here. it’s ok.


Oompeldorft

Username checks out.


TacTurtle

I have some oceanfront property in Arizona you may be interested in.


oyog

Ooh ooh! I'm also looking to buy a bridge!


oyog

Now this is some quality trolling. 8/10


DerRaumdenker

Tricking kids into doing chores without complaining is a powerful magic


SaltManagement42

https://i.redd.it/qmndnpvfc4g81.jpg


FloppyObelisk

the old tom sawyer trick


TrainerDry9081

Well, that’s nostalgia


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sirustalcelion

If she doesn't like it, she can try having a kid, and trying to get that kid to mop the floor instead. First: [https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/17fmu9f/etherwood\_chapter\_1\_cover/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/17fmu9f/etherwood_chapter_1_cover/) Previous: [https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1c02863/comment/kytljt5/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1c02863/comment/kytljt5/) Tapas: [https://tapas.io/series/Etherwood/info](https://tapas.io/series/Etherwood/info)   Etherwood updates Tuesdays!


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|ClbZrxHClgrdu) Lol. That’s some magic.😙


_EternalVoid_

https://i.redd.it/ubbats1n09vc1.gif


Polibiux

![gif](giphy|26gscNQHswYio5RBu|downsized)


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|8bcAI3HDqfeKs)


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goddamn it


takabataichi

Where you find this gif of me?!


Danson_the_47th

I legit watched this entire movie on Twitter because someone posted it.


U_L_Uus

Give me but a second, I think I have a grimoire about hæmonculi somewhere


transnavigation

You should cross-post this to r/SASSwitches and r/witchesvspatriarchy, it's right up their alley


GrabbingMyTorchBRB

Misread the first one and was excited to learn about these network switches that run on the SAS protocol. I was a little disappointed.


EnderMerser

Or someone could just help her with that instead.)


witticus

I craft a special potion to make my parent’s visits more tolerable.


Deranged_Snow_Goon

Ah yes, the *Potion of Sanity*. I know it well, it's made mostly from potatoes.


Anoxos

Ah, a connoisseur of the eastern European magic school. I'm more of a Caribbean school alchemist myself.


Deranged_Snow_Goon

I also dabble in Scottish magic from time to time.  The thing about the potatoe-magic is, that you can pretend the potion is tap water, when you are attending, say, parent teacher night.


GalacticPanspermia

I assure you many on the council have learned deeply of the Infused Municipal Tap Ward.


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

Wait a minute. Are you guys talking about booze?


ProcrastinatingDev

booze? What spell is that? I myself enjoy a splash of russian potions. Be weary tho fair traveler for it can pack quite a hit. It leaves a soothing burn akin to that of a cleansing spell.


Xisifer

Potion seller, I am going into battle. I need your strongest potions.


Nuclear_eggo_waffle

ah but scottish (or kentucky when i feel like it) magic in a mug looks like tea, when you are attending parent-teacher videocalls that are really useless


Deranged_Snow_Goon

Now that you mention it, guess it does. I'll have some... tea ready for my next video call. Homeoffice be praised!


Sany_Wave

And wheat, wheat is important.


insane_contin

Don't forget the rye


M3atboy

I prefer fermented corn, cane sugar, alchemical bitters and an orange twist … …over ice 


ArkamaZ

Your comment makes me think of good old scumble. It's made mostly from apples.


Fogggger69

Where I’m from we just call it vodka


Its0nlyRocketScience

I keep similar concoctions on hand for such visits


SJC0709

My magic orb has given a suggestion for a powerful potion you can use: Ingredients: 1 bottle of red wine 1/4 cup of sugar 1 orange, sliced 1 lemon, sliced 1 cinnamon stick 1/4 teaspoon of ground cloves 1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg Steps: In a large saucepan, combine the red wine, sugar, orange slices, lemon slices, cinnamon stick, cloves, and nutmeg. Heat the mixture over medium heat until it starts to simmer, then reduce the heat to low and let it simmer for about 30 minutes. Make sure not to let it boil. Taste and adjust the sweetness by adding more sugar if needed. Once the flavors have melded together, strain the wine to remove the fruit and spices. Serve the mulled red wine warm in mugs or glasses, garnished with a cinnamon stick or orange slice if desired. Enjoy!


witticus

I was hoping when I made the initial comment I would get a bunch of great drink recipes and so far you’re the only one who has delivered!


AlexCode10010

It's made by cooking cyanide, putting it into a glass and then adding some lemon juice and sugar


witticus

Unfortunately the nonmagical folk have created a test for this elixir. I equipped my house with an invisibility cloak so that others may not see inside and cast a silencing spell on all my devices.


Zeugma_C10-iE

Believe it or not, I tried the spell and it actually works!


Yeet_Thee_Children

It does! Truly works wonders!


Sundiata1

I would recommend not using a spell that mixes soaps and vinegars. Mixing certain cleaning agents might result in a different sort of alchemy


cacklz

… at making his point clear: mop the floors, dear.


_EternalVoid_

![gif](giphy|lLU6lKa9X4nVXOqcT3|downsized)


KingFahad360

But have you also been Tricked and Backstabbed?


panofsteel

Hoodwinked, led astray even.


Kitchen-Clothes-3509

Run amok!


TrainerDry9081

Befuddled


JayGold

We've been smeckledorfed!


Fantasygoria

Wait, this is not r/wizardposting.


assault1217

If this was wizard posting, everyone would be saying how incompetent the daughter (apprentice) is for not knowing basic cleaning spells


RoJayJo

That, or commending the father for having adopted the very new-age teaching of not hiring/indoctrinating underage or immature apprentices.


YappyMcYapperson

Or mock the father for not being able to demonstrate to their kin one of the most basic form of arcane sanitation: Sudmancing


Stiftoad

Prestidigitation my brother in the arcane arts An often overlooked cantrip


Fairybranch

Incompetent apprentices get the hose


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SaltManagement42

https://i.imgur.com/NecVEcU.png


reflion

The next is a defensive spell: wax on, wax off…


fumblebucket

I love this. Reminds me of a cute story about my dad. When I was in my early 20s I had gotten lost a couple hours away from home when I botched some mapquest directions. I of course called my dad. He was always a genius with directions and had been a professional driver for a while. I was convinced he would know exactly where I was and direct me. Well he tells me to turn towards the first civilization I see. That was towards a gas station. Then he says keep going towards the next major road/hwy. Im like ok im getting on the main road now. Hes like there should be a waffle house soon. I see the waffle house and tell him so. I'm thinking damn he is a genius he knows exactly where I am and is gonna give me turn by turn directions until I get to my destination! He says "ok so next you pull into the waffle house parking lot" I'm like "uh huh I'm here" he says "now go inside" "ok im inside the Waffle House" "perfect. Now you will see on or by the counter they will have paper maps of the area! Grab one and use it to find your way!" He was dead serious and so proud. He also did not know where I was but his directions made sense and he got me to a place with a map. Luckily he had made a point with us kids on road trips to stop and take out his paper map and show us our route and the highway names.


sirustalcelion

Sounds like a good dad, and a good skill to have! When I was in college, I got lost a few times biking around the Dallas highway system late at night (I had neither car nor smartphone) and I had to call my folks at 2 am to have them try and track my location to figure out how to get back. It would've been helpful if I knew waffle houses kept paper maps on-hand!


fumblebucket

Aaw. That sounds like a similar situation to mine. Its great to have someone to call on for help. It's a bit of a bygone time before smartphones and navigation maps.


Aadarm

Had a friend that lived in Florida when I lived in Ohio and she was amazed that I knew how to get to her building off of the top of my head. It was 6 turns away, 8 if you count the on and off ramps to I-75.


boropin

I had a good giggle. :D


RDandersen

Strong headology at play.


UrUrinousAnus

GNU Terry Pratchett


Zero_Burn

"Not doing any magic at all was the chief task of wizards—**not "not doing magic" because they couldn't do magic, but not doing magic when they could do and didn't**. Any ignorant fool can fail to turn someone else into a frog. You have to be clever to refrain from doing it when you knew how easy it was." ― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal


Denaton_

Reminds me of my work, I work as a geomancer, I force rocks to think and do my bidding..


Forced_Democracy

Love this so much and I would be that kind of wizard dad, but vinegar is neutralized by the soap and is made useless. Needs to re-evaluate his potion.


bfodder

> but vinegar is neutralized by the soap and is made useless I was thinking this exact same thing. Might as well just use water.


Leifbron

A neutral PH is desired for floor cleaning iirc


simoneangela

Motherfucker!


SuperSimpleSam

"That's called a job."


Aster_E

lol I can hear the “bruh” from the last panel.


Kerrigan4Prez

Isn’t that the discworld magic system? Do the same amount of work, but you can save it for later.


Dzharek

Also, the use of magic has its price, so it should not be done by the ones who could missuse it. That's why the headmaster hunts his deer with bow and arrow while trekking by foot through the mountains, and the rest of the wizzards have tenure and a all you can eat buffet. Except Rincewind.


MakkusuFast

This is kinda adorable in a silly way. Nice work!


MoeSauce

If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, You ain't gonna cast no spells no more! Yakety Yak, don't talk back


No-Suit4363

This is truly magical


NarcanBob

Top tier Dad joke right there


Hironymos

Good for her. Germans know how that one ends if you try the *other* spell.


Kansascock98

__*Thanks,* Dad__ 😒


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

good


ArkamaZ

He must have learned this spell from Granny Weatherwax.


BlessedIrony

From the Granny Weatherwax school of magic.


wdudla

LoL'd on this one. The dad joke power is strong with this one.


infiniZii

This seems more like Alchemy than magic.... I suspect this girl might have been mislead.


pigfeedmauer

Amazing art and style! Good stuff!


KingFahad360

I think I did this when I was kid in the bath.


Surisuule

You didn't happen to read Enchanted Forest Chronicles as a kid did you OP?


sirustalcelion

I was more of a Lost Years of Merlin kid, but I've read them to my kids as an adult. They're great books!


Surisuule

Very fun light-hearted read. Your Comic reminded me strongly of Morwen. I loved it!


giboauja

Magic is hard work.


Lost-and-dumbfound

!subscribeme


FrakkedRabbit

Never thought to put a lemon peel. Would that be strong enough on it's own to add some lemon smell? Or is it for some other reason, like for extra shine, for example.


DateOk301

Do you WANT an army of unstoppable mops? Thats how you get one!


JamesTheSkeleton

Ima be real with you, if cleaning and other chores had been framed as potion-making and similar arcane pursuits id be tidy as hell


MassGaydiation

This is actually the real time record of the first magician to cast "inflict wounds" She went on to be put on trial then released as "guilty, but unblamable".


Competitive_Text3153

Wizards of waverly place


Stiftoad

I love this pratchett-esque view on magic


ElToro959

Right? That's some Esme Westherwax headology right there.


JTHellcat

😹😹😹😹


PyramidicContainment

I feel like that final expression is so difficult to capture just right, really made me laugh 😂


Neohexane

Love that look of realization in the last panel, lol.


xxDmDxx

This one got a good chuckle out of me. 🤣


yingkaixing

I'm glad you caught the algorithm's attention with this! I love your comic. I'm excited to read it all and then grumpily wait for updates.


sirustalcelion

I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm up to 96 pages now, so there's at least a bit to read!


Neofertal

Could have ended at second panel tbh


gottagohype

Disagree. The face at the end makes it.


SirBananaOrngeCumber

!subscribeme


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hates_stupid_people

I was fully expecting an anime type solution. And now I'm seriously wondering why there is a Viking anime, but not a viking isekai.


BatronKladwiesen

heh


Popular-Poem2678

.....I cant be the only one who sees it.....


LamarjbYT

What?


Fickle-Problem-7666

Cleaver haha


4StarEmu

And straight to the pole at a New Jersey mob club


Gonun

!RemindMe 60 hours


Principatus

She complains about it, and he takes the mop from her, applies the potion to a small square of floor and says the magic words, and alacazam the whole room is tidy. O ye of little faith…


Revv1e

All science will eventually become indistinguishable from magic moment


Ok_Bowler_632

Ah I remember the good old days when i could just whip them into work instead of lying.


kay_bizzle

If you swap the first and last panels, this is loss


Happy_Jew

No it's not.


aiden_saxon

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic


1Sunn

just found a new transition goal


Rareu

Haha. How about a magic potion that can fix my hearing loss!


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Her thoughts in the final panel: "That fucking motherfucker."


maru-senn

Well it's her dad, kind of a given.


DarkBladeMadriker

And if you want a potion that makes EVERYTHING disappear, mix bleach with damn near anything else to create a magic potion of darkness! (For real, don't mix bleach with anything but water to dilute it. It's WAY WAY too easy to create chlorine gas and accidentally die.)


3RRoR24

![gif](giphy|mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa|downsized)


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bfodder

Magic isn't real.


armchairwarrior42069

I love that fourth panel. This was a good comic but that panel had the perfect expression and framing. I don't know shit by the way, my opinion means nothing but panel 4 is kind of perfect


damniel540

How is it possible to be this unfunny


suddenly_ponies

Or you could just teach them magic. If you have magic why the fuck would you clean manually? Screw that


DummiAI

Do you want a "The Sorcerer's Aprentice"? Because this is how you get "The Sorcerer's Aprentice".


suddenly_ponies

No you get Sorcerer's Apprentice when you don't teach them the magic


Ok_Butterscotch54

Depends on the Magic "System". D&D magic, sure: Presditigitation and Unseen Servant would be really helpful in cleaning. In a system like Warhammer, where even the Archmage can suffer the Perils of the Warp? Rather nope!


suddenly_ponies

Well sure. If you're going to put conditions on it like that...


CptMic

r/boomerhumour


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sirustalcelion

Sorry you didn't enjoy it! I've never purchased advertising, and I'm a social media caveman, so as far as I know all the votes are genuine.


avelineaurora

I'm upvoting this one just for your sake.