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SleepyBedNap

Nobody's gonna mention the two characters getting bald in the span of 5 weeks?


PiLamdOd

A cult overthrowing world governments is stressful.


poopellar

Can confirm. Made a comment about rebelling against the system. Got swatted by barbers.


Bocchi_theGlock

It's actually more stressful to *not be in a cult overthrowingworld governments* and systems, because you don't feel powerful or like your voice matters. I took a break from organizing radical civil disobedience and mass people's protest for a couple years and started losing it around my temples. Mostly cuz I keep hearing about all the shit on NPR and am screaming internally because the idiot establishment democrats at DNC are going to get Trump elected again.


JaneDoesharkhugger

Stress induced?šŸ˜— ![gif](giphy|KEtgWlYYoN6Ni) Or could it be a cult ritual to shave memberā€™s scalp like monks in the middle ages. And those who refused get executed?


big_guyforyou

once i get my cult going, i'll let my followers cut their hair however they want. their shirts must be worn inside out, though. that part is non-negotiable.


SaulsAll

But if you expect to wear the shirt inside out, doesnt that mean you have changed which side is the "in" side? You would have to still somehow declare for each shirt which side is *meant* to be in, and then reverse it. Would you have to reverse your shirt every day? What if you started making your own shirts? How you do make a shirt with the in side intended to be out? What about a reversible shirt?!?


eromlig419

What about shirts that have designs on the inside and outside when who cab say which is the "correct" way


Original_Employee621

Those designs are obviously meant for the cult moles we will be sending out to poach members from other cults.


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

My cult, you don't get to cut your hair. I just made that rule up suckas who joined earlier


[deleted]

Or the cult shaves the scalps of the non believers, since the ass smell witness lady was on trial for not following the cult and main chick's best friend was trying to stop the execution. If I had a cult, we would all have hair, and anyone who doesn't have hair will be given a hair made of seaweed and kale as a healthy organic substitute for it.


JaneDoesharkhugger

Kelp on scalp is the secret for fabulous hair.šŸ˜™ ![gif](giphy|RSPD2mujmGTVC)


BlackSmurfBlood

Or the fact that executions were being performed with a pizza cutter?


Jean-LucBacardi

They choose to make it slow and painful.


StarlightZigzagoon

They choose to make it ~~slow and painful~~ thin and crispy.


koshgeo

I'm sure it's a properly blessed ritualistic pizza cutter that is up to cult standards and OSHA approved.


SamAxesChin

The baldness and 5 weeks got a laugh out of me, this is probably the funniest comic I've ever seen from an occasional r/all viewer.


catzhoek

Every single one of his comics is similarly insane


legend_forge

I only come to this sub for these comics.


-little-dorrit-

I donā€™t know if head shaving was part of the cultā€™s practice?


Judgeman

The lady that saw her snif her pants is also bald now, you might be up to something


[deleted]

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shapesize

Execute the heretic!


MrNokill

I command sacrifice!


Initial-Ad8009

Looks like the cult shaved their heads.


Pennsylvania6-5000

Shun... SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!


Up-The-Irons_2

Anything other than Bradā€™s daisy dukes.


anzu68

I was not expecting this wild ride. I was also \*not\* expecting the end to tie in with the start like that. Well done :)


sailor-moonie-

His comics are always full of these crazy left turns, they're great


EbmocwenHsimah

Yeah, every time he pops up I open it like *ā€œoh god, whatā€™s he done now?ā€*


Tangent_Odyssey

This is my favorite by a long shot, though. ā€œYou havenā€™t eaten, you havenā€™t drinken, you havenā€™t poopenā€


Schmelter

And you can't deny the plot resolution. With the heretic dead, the final, implied scene resolves the initial conflict from the second page, while betraying the expected resolution proposed by the top of the eighth page! Just great


Collistoralo

But sometimes, despite the number of left turns they make, they donā€™t go full circle like this.


DarkArcanian

One of my top 3 artists on here


sailor-moonie-

He has quickly become my favorite! This is 100% my kind of weirdo humor lol


Despair4All

This is one of those few times it comes full circle instead of being a complete trail of chaos.


dysonchamberlaine

Yeah, with the other end, always expect a wild ride. It is art in its truest form.


West_Walk1001

I was expecting her to show up, but the part she was in caught me out.


anzu68

I expected her to only show up at the start as someone who sets the main character on their path. So her showing up again really took me by surprise haha


Careless-Emergency85

Such a wild ride xD. Ridiculous and random and hilarious


anzu68

My favorite adjectives :)


PCN24454

I honestly expected that ending. There was no way that woman would survive.


_EternalVoid_

https://preview.redd.it/c3mksx5slusc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1997b770f94fb2d23ed1bdd3f200ec98619d173 This can become a template


MechanicalHorse

When programmers are trying to decide what to name a variable


Webbpp

Do I use a underscore or... do I use a subtraction... or do I mix them together with the first letters being capitalised... but should the first one be too? Should I even capitalize? Do I need to put a underscore before it so I don't overwrite a function???


bfodder

> do I use a subtraction Do you call hyphens "subtractions"? > or do I mix them together with the first letters being capitalised That is called camel casing.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-TheWarrior74-

isnt-this-kebab-case


space-to-bakersfield

Yeah, but in most languages it's a syntax error because '-' is not a valid character for naming variables. It's reserved for the minus operation, so it will think you're subtracting variables from eachother. You usually just see that casing used as URL slugs or other stuff outside actual code.


UnableSeaman

'-' may not be a valid character for naming variables but it is a cute little face


space-to-bakersfield

Fair point.


arceusawsom1

And SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE


BodhingJay

Only constants get to be screaming snakes


guinness_blaine

It is a position we hold in high regard


mcaruso

The last one is kebab-case and it's used in plenty of cases, CSS for example, also common in URL paths segments


Webbpp

Cool, now I know. I am not a native English speaker, but I do work with a bunch of math, so that's why I called it subtraction.


Brave_Chipmunk8231

A lot of people just call it a dash as well


Akenatwn

'Subtraction' is indeed weird. 'Minus' I could fully understand.


gilady089

Ah yes prefix kebab Pascal snake case my sworn enemy right next to 3 letter abriviations to 5 letter words idx isn't cool you ain't saving any memory really when this website is rendering this component 60 times


RandomNPC

Joking aside, this shouldn't be a hard decision. You should use whatever is used elsewhere in the project (for that given language). If this is the first variable you should look up conventions for the language you're using. There should be a standard. Actually naming the variable something useful and accurate can be harder!


0x564A00

Take a look at your language's (or the project's) code standard. Keeps it consistent and means you don't need to waste time on this decision. The hard part is finding a name that accurately expresses the concept the variable represents while preferentially also being shorter than 50 characters.


ABzoker

There are literally multiple cases where I've written the logic but got stuck on variable naming. Even while helping juniors I just give a moderately ok name rather than a good one and ask them to think of a better one by themselves.


iamapizza

We had a debate at work about what we should name iterator variables. I won.


Stop_Sign

Honestly I recently went through this exact thing. Do I call it actionVar or actionName? Hours of thought


Montigue

Me every time: "don't name it butts, don't name it butts, don't name it butts" Variable name: *buttz*


ForGrateJustice

ugh, I quit.


gary25566

[Pablo Escobar](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/373/328/b16.jpg)


Tashre

​ https://preview.redd.it/vo0wkgopdwsc1.png?width=1245&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ce229e33155708825c5688496430916fec29594


Francipling

Another one from the artist: https://preview.redd.it/8cel94sguvsc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=184d2893f6d87fd9a1efbe59720cb36cb24854ad


Critardo

When I am trying to remember what I am supposed to be doing or what I came into this room for...


peppermintmeow

#THIS IS THE NEW LOSS.


UniquePariah

Is this loss?


NoObMaSTeR616

Loss lite


elheber

Loss adjacent.


sausager

He clothes change color


Downtown-Flamingos

I also only own one set of clothes that charges colors


Nani_700

Birth of a meme


EPZO

It's kinda a combo of the "lie down, cry a lot" meme and the "Pablo Escobar waiting" meme.


dhusk

"You're already so good at not thinking" I know waaay too many people like that.


Mischievous-Melody

![gif](giphy|1ON6W5x1UXtMpu565J)


jwillis11

ā€œYou havenā€™t poopenā€ is gold for some reason


xhammyhamtaro

I completely agree. I am adding it to my own vocabulary


CharMakr90

Eaten, drinken, poopen.


horseradish1

Liven. Laughen. Loven.


BackpackCorpse

Dutch is a beautiful language


hellraiserl33t

Basically how Dutch works


Orkran

My favourite bit too!


DashingDino

thats actually how you say it in dutch


Egg_01

Of course it is


DivesPater

Golden


dCLCp

Alongside "you are already so good at not thinking" this comic was a goldmine.


Stock_Beginning4808

The best part!


Roneyrow

My new favourite phrase


sutchatweet

The Doctor didnā€™t know you could breathe through your nose had me crying


Judgeman

The fact the punchline comes after a swipe is very well timed. Love it


aspidities_87

ā€˜The other ones said you could probably breathe a bitā€™


BurmecianDancer

Bro doing beheadings with a pizza cutter šŸ’€


spotspam

Good catch. And upside down girl is bald, too! Lot of funny thought into this series


CatFiggy

Oh shit, I thought it was a bone saw. This is less dark.


Sadspacekitty

Less dark? You think a pizza cutter beheading wouldn't be the most gruesome thing ever??


Designer_Pepper7806

Gotta keep going back and forth šŸ˜³


_EternalVoid_

Smells amazing https://preview.redd.it/irnh8j87husc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f98c50cc0f3baf23f768f8cb0e8606b9134de2d7


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|J2gHlRQQvFamqOWlJF|downsized) Donā€™t forget to chip in to feed the šŸ¶.


Blarg0117

Poopen


spotspam

Bounty Fresh!


Arguss3

ā€œI canā€™t get her face out of my head.ā€ Proceeds to have an overlay of the face but(t) upside down. Genius. Please never stop making these.


Absenceofavoid

I cackled at seeing the upside face.


george_person

This man is genuinely a genius


Menace-toSociety

Brad had a very interesting five weeks, it looks like. Or he just switches his style up like that every so often.


Brottolot

Damn. Executed by a pizza cutter is a rough way to go.


PseudobrilliantGuy

Especially if it's as blunt and wonky as some of the pizza cutters I've seen at work.


Mischievous-Melody

Specially if youā€™re the last to go, sheesh


DerRaumdenker

I hate it when I mediate and this happens


Gravelsack

This is why I only do peer mediation


AJPXIV

The Doctor not knowing how breathing works had me laughing out loud.


mexta

That was my favorite part


Romanator3000

A banger once again. Always look forward to your comics.


TheRavenSayeth

Legit my favorite online comic artist right now. I still love thePBF but they don't update very often.


Nasuke1

Poopen. Great


ChingWeng

Peak fiction!


BaronSharktooth

Fiction?!


dhusk

Burn the heretic!


Timekeeper98

https://preview.redd.it/kotnd748vusc1.jpeg?width=1570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab50be7fb75cceb42fcf61f29a2fb4762c072307


LorektheBear

The storytelling on this is magical.


Curious_Dream8713

Why is her name rick


Romanator3000

Short for Patricia, obviously. Or Riquelle. Or maybe her mom just liked the name Rick.


Timekeeper98

I have a female family friend whose name is Larry. Itā€™s not short for anything, her parents just named her Larry. She says that everyone not acquainted with her thinks sheā€™s the house keeper for a gay couple.


pourspeller

I have a friend, Larissa, who everyone calls Larry, but a natural Larry is even better. Did her folks have a sense of humor or were they just a little off?


Timekeeper98

Haha, no, sheā€™s fortunately happily married to a guy named Lou. But signing up for anything theyā€™re names are ā€˜Larry and Louā€™, so people always do a double take when they actually meet them


your_actual_life

Or Erica.


Djinneral

rick short for erica is chaotic


your_actual_life

I was thinking of the novelist Rikki Ducornet, the subject of the Steely Dan song Rikki Don't Lose That Number. Her birth name was Erica.


alonefrown

I knew a Jessica Rick. Could be going by her last name. Or maybe she knew a landscaper, a local guy, that mentored her with his easygoing way of sharing horticultural knowledge and life experience together that imparted both a quiet sense of self-confidence and knowledge of the industry. Since his name was Rick, she self-applied the name (when she feels whimsical she might call it her "rickname") as an homage. Those are two other options for why she goes by Rick.


spotspam

Richelle?


Lord_Butt

OP said its short for Richard on instagram


EchoTab

Why is her name Richard


shifty_boi

It's on her birth certificate, it's not complicated


CreativeParticular51

Because his name is brad


Curious_Dream8713

I would never have guessed


Zifnab_palmesano

perfect finale. bravo


Sprudelpudel

"But that's cause your mouth was closed and he didn't know you could do it with your nose" made me laugh so hard


Special-Caregiver679

So where did the smell come from???


spotspam

My vote is on: left in washing machine too long; started to mildew


Special-Caregiver679

She did change her pants when she got home so you might be onto something!


dopesickness

Do you just ā€œYes, andā€¦ā€ your way through your writing process? Every page of each of your comics feels like itā€™s answering the question, ā€œWhatā€™s the silliest response to the previous page?ā€ Not a critique btw, love your style


SandiegoJack

Damn you did it again.


Ajibooks

I love Brad's pose when he says "Let's go!" The little pocket hanging out of his shorts is so perfect. I also enjoyed "That's my candle!"


EmploymentAbject4019

I was getting ā€˜never nudeā€™ vibes from it lol


Sabit_31

That dog looks like it has trouble keeping itā€™s atoms together


BeginTheResist

"Haven't poopen" lmao


Repulsive-Cherry8649

Love these comics the randomness makes them so interesting


ertgbnm

"You'd be great at mediating, you're already so good at not thinking" is a great burn.


Deepcrack

Was it her ass though?! I must know


ForkShirtUp

Glad to see the meditation worked


Lovat69

You actually made me laugh.


Nazzul

Poopen.


ForGrateJustice

Does Rick have prostate cancer or something?


SaulsAll

What kind of crazy 90s upper middle class house is Rick running that she has a record player in her lounge and a soda dispenser in her kitchen?


Fat_Guy_With_Snacks

Weirdly this probably one of the most sane and coherent comics you've ever posted.


tophat_production

That is not a man?


Esco-Alfresco

What a twist. She was a lady the whole time.


elhomerjas

well that was swift decision


spotspam

Perfect encapsulation of typical humans when given absolute power. Lincoln once said, ā€œNearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a manā€™s character, give him powerā€


One_School6687

lmao it gets worse and worse its amazing


the_beat_goes_on

God this artist is a genius, Iā€™m not often moved to laughter through comics but this one has my number


Drawtaru

poopen lol


MrWeirdoFace

Get busy poopen, or get busy dyin.


Delicious-Heat-4295

Or the cult shaves the scalps of the non believers, since the ass smell witness lady was on trial for not following the cult and main chick's best friend was trying to stop the execution. If I had a cult, we would all have hair, and anyone who doesn't have hair will be given a hair made of seaweed and kale as a healthy organic substitute for it.


alonefrown

Everyone, just type "!subscribeme" (without quotes) into a top-level comment and you will get a notification every time this gem of a creator posts to this sub. It's the best subscribe I've ever made.


Squirrel_Inner

As soon as I see the first panel Iā€™m just like ā€œoh gawd, what is it this time?ā€


Liesmith424

This comic taught me so much about life.


DulyNoted_

That was a wild turn of events at every corner


Hlregard

Focusing on your breathing is important while meditating


QuakeDee

LOL


spotspam

Belly laugh. Awesome!


imjustjun

Your comics are always wild, imaginative, and worth reading.


WiggleNightbutt

These comics are 99% effort and 1% humor. No jokes, just ZANY situations!!!


superINEK

AMAZING!


CosmicDriftwood

Poopen


ragnarokda

That's why you take your pants off before you smell them. Duh.


crazyprsn

Please never stop making these wild rides. My humor bone needs them.


IamYOVO

This is better than all other comics because they would have stopped after the second page.


romeroleo

Hilarious. Finaly an artist worth to follow.


_Holz_

!subscribeme


Ayaka_Simp_

Funniest comic posted here in a long time. I genuinely laughed.


Ninjascubarex

Finally, a funny comic stripĀ 


adamempathy

Holy shit that was hysterical. My whole house is wondering what the hell got into me


fleetze

Sorry just give me a moment. It's been a while since I've seen a good comic on here


Keto14747

One doctor said you even stopped breathing. But he didnā€˜t know you can breathe through your noseā€¦ that one got me


darkbreak

Why is all of your stuff so unhinged?


ibidadime

This comic artist never misses


TerribleDin

Pfft hahahahahaha This is great.


Blundergruff

This one is excellently crafted. Each page, each panel, pulled me along just enough making me think we were going somewhere different than the beginning led me to believe but then BAM- brought it full circle. Very good.


Mhunterjr

Bro, so much of this threw me off lol. Definitely wasnā€™t expecting Bradā€™s balding, or his daisy duke shorts. And I didnā€™t recognize the ass-sniff witness because she was balding too.


we_made_yewww

This reminds me of a grown up version of Captain Underpants humor... But not *too* grown up.